According to Homer, this woman was the most beautiful in the world, so much so that Paris went to great lengths to abduct her, so it was her unparalleled beauty that ultimately sparked the Trojan War.
>>534974476According to Homer? No.According to Nolan? Yes.
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How old was helen btw
>>534974476Are you telling me that's not a black man?
>>534974609She never even existed in the first place.
>>534974476The face that launched a thousand slave ships
>>534974476It's just a libtard movie. They do shit just to piss you off.
>>53497460414? Or was that when she got kidnapped the first time?In the story where the two dudes try to kidnap Persephone and Hades uh.. was not happy.
Seems very accurate to historical recordings.
>>534974476Nolan eye's have been cursed by Hera.
>>534974476Das rite!
>>534974604uh oh...>>534974684>14Damn I didn't know Paris was based like that
>>534974476the face that launched a thousand migrant vessels
>>534974476They couldve at least put a wig on her or cast someone pretty but of course not, they have to cast the most bantu looking negress to play the supposedly most beautiful woman in the world. Also Ellen Page is playing Achilles so who gives a shit its all a big fucking joke.
Underbite, so beautiful
The "Odyssey Baltic Theory," popularized by Italian engineer Felice Vinci in his book "The Baltic Origins of Homer's Epic Tales", suggests that Homer’s Odyssey and Iliad were originally set in Northern Europe, not the Mediterranean. This hypothesis claims that Mycenaean civilization originated in the Baltic, where heroes fought before migrating southwhich also explain why ancient greeks (based on the statues found, looked like scandinavian people not the greeks of today
>>534974651They lose money on this propaganda. The public hates this shit. It is an insult. I wonder who is keeping this shit show afloat? I guarantee they are vankrolled by every single enemy of the us and the west. I guarantee it.
>>534974835menelaus, paris got her after
>>534974476Nolan directing a slave trade movie now?
>>534974476>Blacks are this close to leaving the reservationWhat's next, black passion of the Christ?
>>534974835First time Helen got kidnapped was by Thesus and Pirithous (who is either Thesus friend or brother depending)
>>534974903>(based on the statues found,dumb nigger, there was a huge Germanic statue movement during WW2 and they looked nothing like Greek statues. Spartans were specifically known for their dark olive skins and ancient Greeks considered light pale skin as a sign of being sick or having mental illness since it meant you were home all day like a recluse. Greeks today have skull shapes that perfectly match ancient artworks, you potato head retard
So, apparently their basing this version of the Odyssey in some modern translation made by a woman. >The New York Times Magazine praised the translation's "radically contemporary voice".[1][6] Charlotte Higgins described Wilson's work as a "cultural landmark" that "exposes centuries of masculinist" translations.[15] Poet and translator Josephine Balmer agreed in New Statesman that previous translations had been "firmly male".[13] NPR's Annalisa Quinn describes the translation as progressivist, excising "centuries of verbal ideological buildup", citing previous translators' additions of Christianisation, sexism, and Victorian euphemisms.[16] In a review for London Review of Books, Colin Burrow described Wilson as a "moderniser", particularly highlighting her translations of epithets into phrases that provide "running commentary on emotional and social relationships". Additionally, he stated the immense challenges posed by retaining the same number of lines as the original.[17] Yup, it's gonna be shit.
>>534974917Yes the money is fake. The Hollywood producers vacation with their cousins who print the money. It's why go woke go broke doesn't work at this level.
>>534974932kek'd
>>534974559My sides
>>534974476>this woman was the most beautiful in the world
>>534974476beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>534974476she looks exactly like Emmanuel Lewis, only darker skin. The resemblance is uncanny.
>>534974635>when leftoids find themselves corraled they start to deny realityVery gnostic of you coward.
>>534974710that's a right smart allusion there, learned anon.
>>534974476Wow. i would literally kill everyone in minor asia for this congolese baboon
>>534974903ancient greeks clearly and explicitly refer to celts and thracians as being "pale"
>>534975534And taller and with "white" hair. but that's the hellenistic period, odyssey would take place a millenia or more before that
>>534975502Gorilla grip pussy
>>534975611ive never been with a Bantu before desu, thought they're be more loose
>>534975668I wouldn't know I'm only into dogs
>>534975713so you're a foid
>>534974476kek he looks so upset
>>534975807Tis the fate of all male feminists to end up fucking dogs
>>534974476Wood. Imagine moving your finger over her hair. Imagine that malnourished shit colored face that's objectively quite ugly just looking you in the eyes. Sweet mama Jama.
>>534976052Imagine her pinching your cheek with her toes in the cotton fields
>>534974903I tend to agree with this hypothesis. The greeks had believed their ancestors to be a stronger, braver, bigger people, men of the "Heroic Age," who showed up from *somewhere else* and built the foundations of their civilization. Spartans say they were descended from Heracles, for example. A stronger, braver, taller race with blonde hair and blue eyes would be from the north. They would be more durable to the elements of the Aegean area, since they come from a much harsher climate. They would be physically stronger and have more stamina and tolerance for hunger, pain, etc. Greece would be a permanent vacation in paradise to them. And after Troy, a contingent sailed back north to Ireland-Scotland and founded that civilization. It just makes sense to me, from a physical and cultural perspective. this is a great video/series on our subverted history - https://odysee.com/@ashalogos:92/conspiracy-our-subverted-history-part-4:e>>534975471Thank you. I just wish I could read and write ancient greek by now, I've been dancing around it for years but never bit the bullet and learned it.
>>534976287They were euroniggerfied meds with horses that came in and fucked everyone up and enslaved them
>>534974476I dated a nigger stripper whore for a bit. AMA
>>534974476Nolan's always been an astroturfed meme hack and the jews probably have epstein blackmail material on his ass, news at 11
IS FUCKING Official she plays TWO roles in the movie> And the reunion between Odysseus’ fellow king Menelaus (Jon Bernthal) and his wife Helen (Lupita Nyong’o)—the most beautiful woman in the world, blamed for starting the war after a Trojan prince spirited her away—has always felt too neatly resolved in the poem. Nolan complicates it. And in a twist, Nyong’o also plays Helen’s sister, Clytemnestrahttps://time.com/article/2026/05/12/christopher-nolan-odyssey-interview/
>>534976529AIDs? Many such cases.
>>534976741No thankfully no, I did have some yellow shit leak out of my cock hole for a week or so when I was with her, it went away
>>534974835>14Damn, I guess they didnt have the luxury to pretending a woman cant give birth for the first 6 years of her sexual reproductive maturity.
>>534976794Lel she gave you gonorhea
>>534976930Whatever it was it went away lol
>>534974604depends which versionin some she late teens with 2 kids already
Do all Europeans read the Odyssey for fun or something?
>>534974476The face that launched a thousand shits.
>>534974476You posted a sheboon nigger by accident
>>534974604epstein island age