Iesus fed 5000 people with just 2 fish and 7 loaves of bread.. IDK how he did it, jewish magic? I guess. I'm Catholic so, this is not blasphemy or a slight or against any group. I really think this is how may have looked. Lets all be brothers and not hate on each other. Anyone hating because of an image that you cant disprove is stupid.
>>534978369Jesus knew the duping bug.
>>534978369He "fed" them with his preaching.
jesus wasnt jewish
>>534978369>what could possibly be disgusting enough to smear the source of life and all that is all good by mere association?
>>534978757nuh-uh he was a rebbei, momma saidhe preached the jewish stuff from the bibleteaching people to be nice to each other and stuff
>>534978871false.
>>534978816I am not smearing anybody, why do you look at it like a smear? It's simply the picture of a jewish IDF soldier, that has a funny smile, being used to depict jesus. do we know what jesus looked like? no. So, its not like you can say its not what jesus looked like. Jesus was jewish, momma said. Thats just a picture of a jewish man with a funny smile.. I think its funny, haha.
>>534978994kill yourself satan.
>>534979080you see, you're part of satan, not me. Why do you have so much hate in your heart? for a simple picture? The man's face used for jesus, he is a jewish man.. and since we have no real pictures of jesus, theres nothing to say he didnt look like this. In fact, its more likely he looked like this than other pictures, momma said. So, why would you call me satan? Humans were made in gods image.. The IDF soldier is just a man, made in gods image. I use gods image as a proxy for jesus image (since we dont know exactly what jesus looked like), so why is that bad? YOU are the satan, because you have hate in your heart, for a simple image of a modern jewish man's face, made in gods image, used as a proxy for jesus' face.. there is NOTHING wrong with it. The only reason you view it as being bad is that he isnt "attractive" maybe? or it isnt flattering? Does jesus have to look like a supermodel to not draw hatred out of your hearts? Does anyone in your specific cults depicted as being not perfectly beautiful, immediately draw hatred in your hearts? It shouldnt. Jesus is watching, and he's disappointed you hate so much.
here's a pic of jesus beating the shit out of the money changers in the temple.. this one is fucking awesome.. the look on his face is really like, extreme... it makes it better, the image
>>534979309youre a liar and stupid. jesus has nothing to do with jews.
>>534979501omg he was born in israel! he's the king of the jews! everyone knows that, momma even said so.and ok why would the picture of the IDF soldier be that bad.. god made him.. you see, thats what sets christians aside from other religions. we dont just hate people because they might not look attractive or they look "funny".. we are all gods children. set the hate in your heart down
>>534978369enable ALL_MENU trueent_create item_breadent_create item_fish
>>534979869>omg he was born in israel! so?>he's the king of the jews!no
>2 fish
>>5349783695000 people? How could anyone feed 4000 people, there are hardly 3000 people here, and I only have enough food for 2000. I simply cannot do any better than 1000, and, in fact, you pwe me a gefilte fish and a loaf of challah
>>534979894void jesus(yay)if fishes =< 5000 fishes++elseif bread =< 5000 bread++else samson.option(nuke) abortreturn
>>534978369they all.had food, but were greed jews that didnt want to share, like when you think that you're the only one with weed at a party.but Jesus knew their hearts, that they were all holding and lying about it. so he passes the bong with two,little buds and says, hit it if you.dont have any, but be a bro and pitch in a little if you can.so every one smoked their.own stach and tossed a nug in the bag because he guilt tripped them.at the end everyone said he smoked up the joint with 2 little bud, but ended up with an ounce lwft over
I like this imagery, OP. Got a manger scene for us, perhaps?
>>534978369Why would you claim its not blasphemy?If its not then it should be obvious, if it is but you believe its true then you shouldn't care.The only reason to even think about it is if your are being a disingenuous cunt.Stop trying to be a manipulative faggot you little shit
>>534981590Do you even know where you are right now?
>>534981759Yes, do you?
>>534981863Yeah, in the Kingdom of Heaven.
>>534978994>covered in blood samples showing signs of someone who suffered extreme torture and blood loss>feet covered in Jerusalem limestone>embedded pollen from area of Levant>linen samples matching ones found at Siege of Masada ~60 AD>2 micrometer thick 3 dimensional imprint on topmost surface layers of linen, that when topographized literally just look like a photograph, far beyond the capabilities of any Renaissance, much less Antiquity, artist to recreate>entire history of Shroud lines up with history of Image of Edessa from the classical east, right down to obscure, tiny details such as specific patterns of burn holes appearing in other Orthodox renditions in the 11th, 9th, earlier centuries. refuting the initial dating to medieval times>early fragments of apocryphal writings quoted by Church Fathers as far back as 200 AD reference Jesus's burial shroud actually being given and moved around by the Church before being hidden and kept safe, establishing historical awareness/precedent of the artifact>the earliest Orthodox icons of Jesus line up exactly with the facial features of the Shroud; the Orthodox icon still used today of Jesus's face lines up exactly with when the original image of Edessa was taken out of its hiding spot and made public again in 554 >wound up being publicly known in France a century and a half after a Crusader reported seeing the shroud of Jesus in Constantinople before it disappeared in the sacking of 1204>only recreated a few years ago, in a laser lab where an incredibly intense, short burst of laser/radiation copied the already known information from the shroud to copy it>God literally took a photograph in 1st century AD so His Church would have His face for the icons
>>534979869jesus is king of kings>"These will make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb will overcome them, for He is Lord of lords and King of kings; and those who are with Him are called, chosen, and faithful.”"- Revelation 17:14>"And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS."- Revelation 19:16>"which God will bring about in his own time—God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords"- 1 Timothy 6:15does that mean he's also king of the jews?yes, and they killed him for itas you want to kill him for being your king
