>>534980831They'll be fine
>>534980831I would unironically call cps
>>534980831honestly let that little fucker get bored of the tablet, the sooner the betterboomers get more mindraped than this any time they look inside a light box
>>534980831Don't worry she'll still grow up to be a good lil whore.
>>534983217>grow up to beAlready is, anon. She already is.
>>534980831It's the light box that has destroyed our kids and not jews.
>>534984013Youre probably a pedo if you actually think this.
What theIpad is boring as hell whats the deal
Who cares.They will be killed by kikes anyhow.After all of us have been shredded by drones.
bleak
>>534980831When I went to Disney as a kid in the 90's, I saw people walking around with their kids on dog leashes.
>>534980831It's just a kidTablets are fine but you got to limit them. My young kids only get tablet time before bed. They play minecraft and watch YouTube videos. My 15 year old grew up on a tablet and he is a fine gentleman now
>new technology that no one knows the offshoot effects of>what do?>lab rat your children in their brains' formative years #NoRefunds
>this generation will be so smart, they're all digital natives Zoomers are dumb cunts but alphas at least are antisemitic in Minecraft
>>534980831Grim
>>534983217>>534984013>>534984334BORNFORB. B. C.
>>534981356that isn't that bad. I know letting ipads raise your kid is shit but I've seen parents dragging their kids around on a leash
>>534984628I had one of these because Id run off in crowds and hide because it was funIt must have been terrifying for my mother
>>534984530>Tablets are fine but you got to limit them.What, like T. V., mobile phones, video games, junk food, pr0n, preservatives, sugars, aspartame... are "limited"?
>>534980831Women are too lazy and selfish to be mothers.
>>534984628Leash is most definitely not as bad as an iPad. Are you joking?
and the bullshit slop she eating
>>534984530Not sure if trolling. >tablet right before going to sleep, not even during the day>letting them watch brain fry shit on jewtubeYea I bet your 15yo developed lots of cognitive skills on par with previous generations.
>>534984628I'd rather use the leash or the trolley
>>534984697TV taught me way more than I learned in school. I watched it 7 hours a day and I'm successful and happy. Now I learn even more watching YouTube because I can watch only content that I don't already know about. It's TV on steroids in terms of learning.
>>534980831Why are Americans like this? Seriously why
>>534984628I not had a leash as in around my neck but my parents used to attach a thread around my wrist when we went to big events with lots of people. When I was 4 or 5 I had the habit of exploring my surrounding. I even left the house once at night in pouring rain and wandered threw the village in my pajamas, dragging my blanket behind. Our neighbor, who was a hunter found me a few blocks away and returned me home. Since then they locked the door and hid the keys.
>>534984800He is fine. He has a girlfriend and everything
>>534984749I dunno ipads suck but I was also raised by the TV so I can't really judge. though kids nowadays don't understand when something isn't a touch screen which is a bit heart breaking
>>534984960>has a girlfriendAbsolute chad
>>534981536I don't know if it will ever happen, it might be over for them if they're younger than a certain age.The algorithms have improved to steal more people's time, after a certain age they will have grown up in algo-slop world and it would be as natural to them as eating or sleeping, they don't know life without it and can't get "bored" of it same way you couldn't get "bored" of some nostalgia stuff you grew up with.>>534984836Well, not TV but youtube yeah, on my third language now just because it's a constant stream of completely new stuff I've never seen before. I don't even ever want to speak to people in another language or anything but it's simply the fastest way to find something I've never seen or heard before.
>>534980831>Is getting a head start among other children her age at identifying kinoI fail to see the problem here
No one actually understands the extent of the damage this is doing.When I was a kid I would read like 2 books a day, play outside, talk to people, do things. I'd even read boring shit like dictionaries because it was completely novel and thus interesting.Today I'll be lucky if I could read one book in a year, I'm just so busy and distracted, but I'm very smart. People will say it's because of my education I have PhD I was trained to be smart by geniuses. No, they'd be completely wrong. I would skip lectures if they were too early, I would do assignments the night before they're due.I'm not the greatest in my field but what got me by my whole life was that when I was a kid I developed enough intelligence to be able to problem solve, so when I didn't know something I'd go to the library and figure it out. I mean today I just ask AI. And I'm an intelligent grown ass man being distracted by bullshit, imagine that being your whole existence.Imagine by the time you're 80 you need a surgery, you meet your young surgeon and he's holding his ipad with the chatgpt app out.Let me explain it in modern terms: we're fucking cooked, our shit's chopped, it's skibidon't. The chicken does not jockey.
>>534985082It's also taught me real world skills that schools tend to ignore. Like i I do all my own work on my truck now because I can just lookup a video that specifically shows me how to fix it step by step.
>>534984562what were they thinking with computerized education anyways?Like no one could ever really justify it without treat computers like a mystical orb.
People will do anything but actually parent their kids
>>534984562yeah but google made record breaking profits in part from selling brainpoison to your kidswon't someone PLEASE think of the poor oppressed billionaires????
>>534985282That's a very inefficient way to learn really.
>>534984628This is what really makes it grim. In comparison, these ipad people, while yes completely ruining the future, they're better parents than other psychos out there.
>>534985466Good point actually. At least they're not beating them like black people or raping them like latinx.
>>534985282Yea amen brother. I had a big fucking encyclopedia as well which I would read at night with the help of a flashlight. The sad thing is that you loose authority over your kids the second they go to school. Sure when they are as small as in OP you can do the right thing and limit their screen exposure. But once they get to school ...oh boy. Why can't I have a smartphone?? Why do I have a watch with dials and not with a screen? The schools are helpless to because they don't get any authority from the state. Parents DEMAND the kinds to have a phone at 7yo which they must bring to school, because....reasons. what if something happens? Blabla. I'm a millennial, but I blame millennial for this. Some asked why I carry book, pencils and paper around when we're going out for dinner with my 5yo. Like, just put your phone on the table an let him watch cartoons. People are so brain dead.
>>534985457Nah books / novelslop is actually very efficient - as long as it's not girl books - a lot of the time said novels are written by someone with years of experience in the field they're writing about. The information is put in story form - the form that all humans naturally evolved to learn / remember in due to us having oral history - and you end up remembering minor facts and details with great clarity decades later.Basically it has to be an emotionally impactful story for you to remember it the longest, you can sort of remember repetitive practice brute-forced but you're gonna miss out on minor details and possibly forget in 5 or so years. I can still roughly remember the plot of most books I read just reading a little bit of it, the same can't be said for technical information.
>>534981356My manager commutes for an hour with his kid in the back of his car. Daycare is at the workplace. In his car he has a giant iPad on an articulated arm so the screen will dominate his child's field of view. Completely insane.
>>534985639“So today is the day,” she says.“Yes,” I reply.“Are you nervous?”I stare into my own eyes for a moment. Today is the day of the aptitude test that will show me which of the five factions I belong in. And tomorrow, at the Choosing Ceremony, I will decide on a faction; I will decide the rest of my life; I will decide to stay with my family or abandon them.“No,” I say. “The tests don’t have to change our choices.”“Right.” She smiles. “Let’s go eat breakfast.”“Thank you. For cutting my hair.”
>>534985530a child needs a good beating every once in a while when they fuck up. my mom would threaten me with dad when I acted like a shit. I grew up just fine as you see I'm on 4chan. also my mom used to beat me with a wooden paddle and I broke it then fit the pieces back together and she broke it on my ass the next time she beat me and she bawled her eyes out thinking she had been too hard on me and never beat me again.
>>534985598You're right, and when you look into the history that's something we inherited as a form of social engineering and control from prussian bolsheviksI don't care how much you work, homeschool your children. Never lose authority in your own damn home. Otherwise you're just another slave exactly like they want you to be.
>>534985777I fucking dropped that book FAST, the translator fucked up when they were trying to put it into spanish and didn't realize their little scanner thing didn't know how to do the accent above the n so words were just randomly broken, being mexican they didn't bother fixing it and actually printed a book with little question marks in it to mark where their software fucked up.Also it wasn't very good.
>>534980831Awe! That's so adorable! It sure looks better than my fucked up childhood.
>>534985819That's genius. I'm sorry about the violence.
>>534985876Well, that's good for you but sadly homeschooling is banned in the EUSSR
>>534984562Conspiracy theory:This is really because there's more brownoids in this generation than ever before.
>>534986009>sorry about the violenceit's fine. it's the worst if your dad tells you to go out back and fetch a switch because you know he's going to whip you with it but you don't know how big of a switch he's asking for. so you have to pick one that's big enough and not too little
If my cousin didn't get what he wanted from my aunt when they were out shopping he would lay down on the floor and scream at the top of his lungs "stop hitting me stop hitting me"
>>534984530I don't see the point of a Bialetti. I have one, of course. but it's too much work. A standard coffee maker is much more efficient and stays cleaner. It also makes higher volume. Ok, you can use that gyp of a thing over a campfire or someplace without leccy. Got it. But with an ordinary coffee maker you can still grind your own beans, and apparently add seafood. What a meme that thing is. I'm so tired of living on the planet of the dumb apes.
>>534980831Moms are shit these days, especially single moms.
>>534984697Immigrants
>>534984524Toddlers demand to be put down because they just discovered walking and running and busting their asses, they aren't of the age where they listen or understand disobedience or reason, and they have zero fear of consequences or injury or being snatched by a nigger or pedophile.Given these material realities, there's a short window of time in a childs life where a leash is a reasonable solution for large public spaces.
>>534986112Brutal. My friend's dad beat the fuck out of him and it made him a drug addicted recluse.
>>534986379I don't get it. Is it all toys from YouTubers?
>>534985282We have a similar background. PhD, devoured books, etc. Here's what I've been doing the last few years: (1) subscribe to the weekend New York Times ($10 a week) and actually read them. And then read the Sunday Book Review. Once a month buy a book from the review and force yourself to read a single chapter every day. Currently reading picrel because of the NYT book review, which, as a Francophile married to a French woman, is a fascinating deep dive into the world of Paul Bocuse and the female autodidacts who shaped the Nouvelle Cuisine of the 70s.
>>534986615it's a double edged sword. my brother whipped me with one of those whistling straw toys and when my dad saw he beat the hell out of him. him crying was the best sound I've heard in my life
>>534984874most pathetic thing I've seen all month
>>534981356Why do Americans love to snitch?
This is a sloppily rehashed Reddit OP post.
>>534984874I can hear the screams through my screen in a thick southener accent: MY Baaaybaaaay. Someone Healp! *heavy breathing* MAY BAAAYBAAAAY.
>>534984628Those are a million times better than an ipad, specially in crowded places. Are you retarded?
>>534980831They will be fine. The world will devolve with them and they'll fit in perfectly.
>>534987276You sound like you like iPads more
>>534983217Mr President is that you?
No, it's only over for some of them. A lot of post covid parents are anti phone/tablet. When school age hits it's going to be interesting when they mix with the addicts.
>>534984530Why did they put fish in the coffee
>>534984874I have never believed in Natural Selection more than I do after watching this fucking video.That's how hard the average woman is willing to fight for her infant child. We're fucked.
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>>534986674buy an ad
>>534984628My son learned to walk thanks to these. It was a good way for him to build confidence since if he tipped over he wouldn't slam head first onto the floor. We don't use it anymore, but I sure as hell will in any crowded areas.
>>534981356That was me as a kid except I was on 4chan
>>534987276leftoid subhumans get an endorphin rush when they feel like they have an opportunity to punish anyone doing anything even slightly offensive to the social norm
>>534984874>>534987127>>534987738She'd already given up, useless piece of shit.
>>534980831>millennials seething over gen ALPHA When will uncs stop the cap and 67?
>>534987276That's a great question. I myself am trying to pinpoint the time period in which Americans turned into faggot rats. I suspect it started in the 20s. The first red scare caused some (merited)paranoia. Then WW1 and WW2 caused societal mobilization popularized the idea of "le right current thing". But it really took off in the 50/60s. Cold war paranoia mixed with desegregation mixed with white flight into suburbs and isolation in said suburbs. Another big addition to mass paranoia was 9/11.Now add daily stress, affordability crisis and for many income insecurity.An average American is a vengeful, litigious, compressed spring of stress. Snitching for them is justice, revenge and an outlet to vent their pinned up rage, anxiety and stress.
>>534988522I see
>>534985282Yeah I have a similar trajectory to you. Read and experimented a ton when I was young. And I keep myself busy now reading technical material and language learning & have athletic hobbies and good relationships. So I'm still holding myself together. But I'm battling addiction to reading random shit online and watching random videos. When I was younger I'd read stuff online to learn about the world. Or for humor as in this place back in the day. But now it's got to the point where most of the stuff I'm reading isn't informing me of anything. It's just a sort of high in the form of novelty/distraction. A pull of the lottery wheel to see what new stimulation is on deck on the feed. If I didn't have the other stuff going on in my life I coke see being really sucked into it. I can't imagine how mindfucked the average person is. Last week I had a lunch at a university cafeteria and something I noticed is that almost every student was eating alone. And looking at their phones. Here and their you might spot a pair dining together. 20 years ago in a university cafeteria most people would be eating in groups. Usually large groups, sometimes small groups. The only people eating alone were either loners or were in a rush or something. I was sort of a loner back then and so I'd usually eat alone or with a single friend. Never liked the groups as much. But you can tell something is deeply off when the normies are no longer getting together with each other and are instead all entranced in some addictive fugue state.
literally I have been called insane by family for suggesting my sister to breastfeed and quit her job for longer.she didn't like to keep breastfeeding because she wants to resume wagecucking so the doctor told her to wean my nephew with fucking cookies(pic related).did I also mention that her muslim husband wants to circumcise him? it's really over man, look, I didn't really care if she's married to a sandnigger, I really did when she said I will stop breastfeeding and then I had a heated moment where I sperged out on circumcision and I couldn't just shut up about it, it bothered me so much, there's nothing you can do with people who you love when they are so brainwashed and retarded
>>534986077>>534986077>>534986077Everyone talks past it, ignores it>it's the technology>it's the teachers union>it's the vaxes and microplastics and climate change andHere's two pictures of the same school in PhiladelphiaWhat the fuck could anyone ever do?
>>534984530>the webm
life is easy mode especially when real AI cracks
>>534981356>watching le tv baaaad>beating your kids goooodfuck off
>>534984874how the FUCK can she drive but not sprint a few meters?
>>534980943I hope you are I hope and wish you are right, Argentinebro/sis. Yet I had some time for myself yesterday and managed to clean up some old hard drive... I remembered the time when computers and the internet were new and fresh, clean even... people forgot about TV, MTV, VHS, movies... they only did three things: study, hang out on the internet, and go to parties (where nobody had smartphones, obviously... not even digital cameras). That brief window in time seems like an utopia compared to the internet and parties of today (not to mention education).Thanks for reading by blag post.
>>534984663My sister and I would always hide in the clothes until my mom had to have the store page us to come to the front. Eventually my sister got leashed for it. I guess leashing was less embarrassing for my mom than having to admit to kmart that she lost her kids every single time we went in there.
No one reads with their kids now too. Corporations and governments have succeeded in turning the general populace into mind raped goycattle
>>534989182>just look the other way as your nation decays because this retarded subhuman behavior is not criticizedKike.
>>534986674>newyork timeslolfaggotanyways... here's a little poem i i call "new york times"new york times?new york TIMES?!you think you're better than us?us?US!U.S.U.S.A.?NO WAY.the end
>>534984530>tablet time before bed>They play minecraft and watch YouTube videosThis is why you should NEVER give your kid a tablet/iPad. The only things you can do with them is dumb consoomer shit like this. You would have done far better to get them an actual desktop PC, or at least a laptop. Then you could teach them how to write shell scripts to automate tasks, how to replace hardware like the RAM and hard drive, and stuff like that. Things that will feed their mind and give them a base that they can develop on more when they're an adult. It doesn't even have to be IT related. You could look up tutorials on how to grow a garden or something.But instead you gave them a tablet and let them rot their brains right before they went to sleep. That's just sad.
>>534984749Yeah at least the leash doesn't fry your brain.
>>534985282>Imagine by the time you're 80 you need a surgery, you meet your young surgeon and he's holding his ipad with the chatgpt app out.to be fair, the medical field has been compromised since the French Revolution, when it was decided that medics & engineers need to be enslaved to serve "the people"there is not that much difference between a medic addicted to nationalism, one addicted to money, and one addicted to an iPadreal medics, driven by curiosity and/or piety, slowly died out over the past centuries and in fact the "artificial medics" are very angry at them in real lifeotherwise I agree with your assesment
>>534984562This is because of migrants, not tech. We can easily check this by height also miraculously declining. So what is next, has the tablet shrunk your kid? Or is it rather that Pajeet, Tyrone and Pedro are less tall?>>534986077This
>>534984697You can tell that Journalists got hit by the IQ drop as well since they can't write compelling headlines anymore without using the>HERE IS HOW/WHYcrutch.
>>534980943It's been shown that "screen time" leads to ADHD.I wish to hell they'd known about that link back when I was in my teens. I did fine through high school, but as soon as I got my first computer my attention span got worse and worse. Now I can barely focus for a minute or two at a time.When reading an ebook now, I literally read less than a long paragraph, then skip off to browse the web, then skip back to read more of the ebook, then shift to looking up what the weather is like or whatever, then back to the ebook, then. . . .It's honestly fucking horrifying but I have no control over my brain any more.
Good thing im never having sex
>>534990685That's just because you have an all-in-one machine. Get a separate reading tablet and it's no problem.
>>534980831I have a friend, and his 13 year old son was just arrested and hit with terrorism related charges for being a member of the 764 extortion group... The kids are 10000000000000000000000000000000% cooked.
>>534984960>He has a girlfriendonly 15 and already mogs most oldtroons on /pol/
>>534980831As if you haven't been binge watching cartoons when you were young
>>534980831we need nuclear war right now. I refuse to share my future with these people.
>>534984628i had the idea for those things waaaaay before those were a thingmy ex wife told me "thats dumb its as if they were animals or something"then they became a thingi hate her
>>534980831the kids born to vaxxmaxxed parents are fucking cooked. the parents are cooked too.
>>534990757>764I hope he gets the chair.
>>534981356As opposed to calling the CPS ironically?
>>534984874Fat fucking piece of shit subhuman. If you can't even get up from the ground in your 20s and 30s, you have no right to be a parent. Every man and woman should be made to go through a fitness test before being allowed to have a child.
>>534980831Literally everything improving here. How about you quit voting left you idiot
at home there is the hamster wheel and video games
>>534984530there was a fishin the percolator
>>534984628My mom said she saved my life a couple of times with this since I was a curious kid and very fast to learn how to walk and run. My first reaction was also that it was a weird thing, but I get it now. Perfect middle ground for letting kids stay curious while keeping them out of danger if you live in the city.
>>534980831>it's basically over for the next generationIt's a real mystery why every child seems to have ADHD these days.
>>534984874this is so beautiful psychological meltdown
>>534984530>giving screens to children right before bedRetarded nigger, that's how you ensure they get a shitty sleep and forget everything they learned at school throughout the day.
>>534984562Nothings reading from a real book and getting the tactile feedback and the feeling of actually flipping through the pages. I'd rather carry 20 books to school in my backpack everyday than stare at a soulless screen.
>>534987276Sometimes "snitching" is required. Do allow bad behaviour go unnoticed is the same as cultivating bad behaviour. Sometimes discipline must be taught, and parents dont always know everything their child do.Lets use an extreme example:You are a middle-aged man, and the daughter of your friend starts flirting with you. Lets say she is 13-15. A man with morals would first gently decline her advances, then later inform the parents with discreetly. Why? because they need to know she flirted with an older guy, something which can turn into a serious issue. Its the mans duty to "snitch" on her.
>>534984874>deus ex machinalazy writing
>>534980831
>>534981536>Let your kids get mind raped by Jews Nah
>>534990849How old are you and when did you have first sex?I have a 29-year-old virgin by the way. Put me in the screen cap
