Americans rank number 2 in toilet paper usage.
>>535000887try washing your ass so it doesn't look like a malformed grape from years of abrasion
>>535000951Take a shower eurofag.
>>535000951I havn't seen my asshole in 20 years because I am not a faggot.
>>535000887Big American plumbing can handle big American shits and big American TP usage.
>>535000978They do, ever heard of a bidet?
>>535001018>a bidet is a showerMost hygienic quebecoise.
>>535000998niggers hate having their prostates examined, you are a black man
And number 1 is?
>>535000998That's against our inclusivity with our muslims... how dare you.
>>535001143Chinks
>>535001018bidets literally spray poo particles all over the place.
>>535000998>I havn't seen my asshole in 20 yearswhere'd it go?
>>535000887use water u stinky fucks
>>535001067Why do you think about nigger arseholes all day, bum boy?
>>535001379toilets don't have bidets here unless we install them separately (i have no idea why other than a toilet paper company conspiracy)
>>535001010Kek some American anons in /hvg/ were swearing they need at least one roll per day to wipe after all the burgers they consume.Does every single one of you suffer from bowel cancer over there?
I love taking a good shit
>>535000887…who outranks us?
so other countries are dirtywe already knew that
>>535001018You mean integrated bidet, we have separate ones, which are ideal
>>535001501naw I eat the proper amount of fiber so everything's smooth as hell over here more like 5 tp squares a dayI'll be honest though I have a high end toilet. American built for performance
>>535000887Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>535001379Be a smart guy and take psyllium husk daily and have perfect ghost poops. I have ghost poops for past year.
>>535001759i mean you are not wrong. my body is always filled with hard to process foods in a process of continuous fermentation like a giant vat of organic sludge. sometimes i need a whole roll of tp not just to stop the leakage but also to wipe all the surrounding areas, the cheeks and folds and my nutsack, these are all in the splash zone. i know it's supposed to ve a joke but using just one little roll of tp isn't that much really.
one roll of toilet paper per family member per daythat's a normal use case scenario in the states
>>535001379water is for gay zutts that like massaging their sphincters
>>535001827You should still wash your ass.
>>535000887Arent you guys teepeeing the houses as a practical prank? That's probably the main reason for so much excess consumption.
>>535000887Do americans really wipe their shit all around their ass with a piece of paper?
>>535000887Is Portugal still number 1
>>535003770Freedom baby
>>535001827I just ingest ~60 grams of kratom
>>535000887I use wet wipes and have a japanese toilet.Who the hell uses scratchy dry paper to clean their ass?
>>535003865Are Indians still wiping their ass with their hand before cooking?
>>535003985They also use their shit to fertilize thier crops
>>535003770Personally I'll just start the day with a poop and then immediately shower (mainly because I enjoy that post poop lightness feeling and starting fresh) and clean my ass as part of the morning shower. I'm very finicky so after that I insist of wiping until go deep enough and still have a few clean wipes in a row until I finish. My wife thinks that's overkill but I don't give a shit if I start the morning with an hour of all my toiletries at once because it's the only time of the day absolutely no one bothers me with any stupid nonsense
>>535001067Do you think a prostate exam means gaping yourself in front of a mirror?
>>535001143>And number 1 is?peepee.
>>535002739Wtf are you eating? A single roll lasts me like two days.
>>535004143american healthcare is so bad that their doctors don't give a detailed map of their anusshame
the average american only poops their pants a few times a week. Its nothing, give it a rest.
once you go bum gun there is no going back
I typically use about 2.5 rolls a day. I eat two sausage McMuffins every morning because I have a long commute and it’s impossible to make breakfast at home. I usually bring a couple rolls with me to work because the toilet paper at work irritates my hemorrhoids. Also it’s more hygienic to keep them in plastic bags in my laptop case rather than use the toilet paper that is just sitting out in the bathroom. For hygiene reasons I put two layers of paper on the toilet seat and then drape some strips over my exposed legs. I also wrap toilet paper around my ankles because I have diabetes and the exposed skin can get susceptible to infection. After I poop I wrap my hands in toilet paper when reaching for the handle. I usually poop four or five times at work because of my irritable bowel syndrome so this adds up. At home I poop as soon as I get home from work because my stomach is upset by the long commute home, and then once before I go to bed because I tend to UberEats food for dinner because of time reasons and this can upset my stomach. If I don’t poop before bed every night then I can accidentally shart while asleep because my sleep apnea jolts me awake and can cause my sphincter to momentarily lose control and I don’t want that to happen.
>>535001827Foggots do that too
The typical adult American uses 2.5 roles per day.
>>535000887India ranks - 100
>>535004832>it’s impossible to make breakfast at homeStopped reading there because I knew it's a retard
do people shit 3 time a day or something?
>>535001067You like having your prostate examined?
>>535004999I am going to lay a secret, but having a doctor's finger up your ass feels kind of good not gonna lie. I miss that doctor like you wouldn't believe and it was just the finger
>>535001571China in total, Portugal in per capita usage
>>535001379>use water u stinky fucks
i was talking with a coworker today and she seemed surprised at how much toilet paper i go through. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly.Add on to that the amount i use for other things like blowing my nose or writing notes or drying my hands, and i go through quite a bit. How much do you go through per day?
>>535000887WHO THE FUCK OUTRANKS US
>>535001379And you use a toilet instead of the streets you stinky fuck
>>535004656I don't know what I'm missing out on.
>>535001049hearty, actual lol
>>535000951For your own mental health, stop thinking about my butthole.
Makes sense. Largest 1st world country and they have plumbing codes agianst shit siphoning bidets.
>>535001018I'm using one while reading your post
>>535000887Not me. I just use TP to dab and I walk away with a completely clean anus every single time. Seriously though, I don't understand why picrel is the exception and not the norm. It costs like $30 and takes 5 minutes to install. What truly blows my mind is the chimps in the, "global South" throw their shitty pissy toilet paper in a TRASH CAN next to the toilet. They'd rather their bathroom smell like ammonia and shit than spend $30 on a bidet.
>>535001272What the fuck? You still need to use paper first. Holy shit you guys can't even keep your asses clean
>>535001067>prostates examinedKek, it's a boomer
Get a bidet people. The fat fuck people who would call you gay for it taking the biggest grease shits known to man would become converts after a single use.
>>535005367>$30That's like an entire year of income for them
>>535003884Sure, but disgusting>>535004129Damn thats crazy, water is enough
>>535005367lol
>>535000887Some countries have sewer systems that can't even deal with any toilet paper. Can you imagine that? They toss it in the bin, or use a communal towel after splashing water on it.
I usually use about 3 rolls a day
>>535005304stop thinking that I'm thinking about your buttholeI think about Shinji's hole thoughbeit
Wet wipes don't clog septic systems because it doesn't break down into powder that clogs the system.I hope this helps someone out there.
>>535000978Quit pretending you shower after every single time you take a crap.
>>535000951based ass judge
>>535001501It was a toilet paper hoarding meme. People were calling it out asking if they eat paper tissues. There has to some kind of art project going on or an uptick in tping houses.
>>535000887>Americans rank number 2 in toilet paper usage.Where does India rank?
>>535001668Says the guy walking all day with a half-wiped butthole because he thinks that toilet paper is enough.
>>535004936Americans can’t into satire
I use about 2 rolls a day for hygienic reasons. The most optimal way to poo without getting the toilet dirty is to wrap your hands in toilet paper like gloves and catch the poo as it comes out of your asshole. I usually do this with both hands, and then I double wrap the poo chunk into a rocket ship or torpedo like shape so that it slides down the toilet hole with the least amount of friction as possible. Using this method I only need to clean my toilet a couple times a year, it’s a real time-saver, and when you compare the cost of toilet paper to cleaning supplies the price isn’t even close
>>535000887That's just because most of the world doesn't use toilet paper at all
>>535007076real talk: that's the real reason why nobody in India and other brown shitholes wants to use toilets even if they build them for free with tax money and try to encourage people to use them instead of shitting onto the fields. a) indians are vegetarians meaning to them it's just like a cow shitting into field, it's free fertilizerb) the toilets don't have proper plumbing and are just nasty squat toilets with no running water and you can't flush toilet paper so they still require you to wipe dry and then discard the tp in a stinky bin full of a village worth of stinky tp, it's not functional but literally less appealing than shitting on a field.large parts of asia and south america and africa are the same. actually africa might even be better in many ways. honestly, we all make fun of niggers here but africans actually got life figured out in many ways and seem to be a notch above jeets and even whites in many ways. there you go: i am playing devil's advocate for jeets and niggers because i'm able to put myself into other people's shoes. agent, please put that into my file under "redeemable", please and thank you.
Glad I use cottonelle wipes
>>535001018holy shit. Shitskins think washing your ass is a shower. hahahahaha screenshot this.
>>535000887we need to up those numbersUSA NUMBER 1
>>535007376see the trick is to shit at the same time every morning, and then you shower muhammed.
>>535011439the Canadian cuck spoke in our place, we do not claim him
>>535001067jamboy flaggot
bidet people explain the drying towel. is it one time use or do you put it back to dry off for the next person?that's the part I don't get. there's no soap involved so how does that work?
>>535013972>bidet>other peopleI assume you mean public toilet bidets? Just use the toilet paper for dryingthe one meant for inferior TP users, or maybe its put there just for the bidet users
>>535015938>I assume you mean public toilet bidetsno, I want to know if you keep a stack of hand towels there or does everyone in the house use the same one? how often?
>>535000887Women can burn through a roll a day it’s insane
>>535011770You'd not only talking shit, your hands have the same color. Your daily shit-shower Rituals is smt not to be proud of. Go back.
