Why aren't you in Greece yet?
because I will go to Albania which is Greece at 1/4th the price
>>535030495omw, swimming to the nearest island.
>>535030495Pay denbts
>>535030495Going to Israel in June. They have shwarma and beaches there too.
Albania
>>535030495pay denbts
>>535030586Costs are so low there because of - surprise - albanians. Good luck to you to not be abducted and sold by parts.
>>535031014whats the difference
>>535030495some of us have to workand your food gives me the shits
>>535031078Greek women are hot
>>535031078You'll see.
>>535030495Because I'm poor, alright? Happy?
>>535030495There's still snow on the ground here. Might snow Sunday too. I should really go back to India. Fml.
>>535030495"Because you didn't pay me" – an Israeli proverb
>>535030495Why would I skip the most beautiful time of the year in my country to be in the scorching heat among tourists in Greece?
>>535030495Because it's 90 degrees where I live in the US and I am chilling in my backyard with the sprinkler on drinking a beer and smoking a joint instead. Water looks nice, plan on taking my boat to the lake later this summer too.
>>535030495We have Greece at home.
>>535030495Don't listen to op.Come to my country insteadWe need tourism to survive :(
Literally just landed in Rhodes this evening.
>>535030495I hear the food there is too Greecey.
>>535030495a few more weeks my swarthy friend, need to finish up some work here and I will come find you and might spend my money on your gyros.
>>535031014Doesn't happen.
>>535030495Croatian Gyro
the cats are fighting outside>meowww mow mow mow oooloooauuuuwww maeuwwww i hope dogs and cats go extinct
>>535030495i had gyros from a Greek place here but it sucked.it was bland and flavorless. I prefer Shawarma.
>>535030853And Explosions.Don't forget explosions.
>>535031078I went to Tirana once with a Canadian and we kept making the same joke about being in "Toronto, Albania". very much a shithole, felt like I was in Iraq. their money is called leks kek.
>>535030495there's barely any meat in those gyrosyou got ripped
>>535030495>Why aren't you in Greece yet?I hate fun and I hate pussy.
>>535030495I went to AC today for a work-food convention. Thats equally as destitute and probably a comparable amount of Gypsies on the boardwalk...
>>535031938you can't get ripped on a low protein diet
>>535031642Frig off, Canine Carlos.
>>535030495Because I’m in Ops mom
>>535030495Let's get ripped off to stay in a scorching shit hope full of God damned tourists. Yeah nah
do you really want fat, stupid, loud, rude, drunk, ignorant, obnoxious mutts in your country, stavros?
>>535030495we come to spend our denars every week, what do you mean we aren't coming there??
