You cant convince me otherwise.They have always won and will continue to win.Say something nice about this country and prove that the stars and stripes is running through your veins or prove that you are an unpatriotic little whiny ompa lompa >:(This is the theme song for this thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKZ-bafOTBE>Great nature>Epic states>Powerhouse like nothing else>Most based people>Big fat roads with 10+ lanes>V8 cars that does not sound like a pussy>Hot celebrities>Biggest economy in the world>Biggest military in the world>Guns>Cowboys>Unlimited opportunities>Big t bone steaks>Las Vegas>Hollywood>Area 51>Money that smells good>Have tons of nukes
Their money was big part in building my country
we can larp as a nation because of the security blanket they give usleafs really can't complain desu
>>535032207See! They are even so great that they can build a new country. USA never stop winning!!!!! Did you guys say thank you?
>>535032317You goddamn right son. They protect us with their sweat, blood and tears. Its the American way!
>>535032460I know you're being facetious but being muttlands neighbors is probably for the best
>>535033028No I actually love the US.I think its a great country with great people. So no jokes here. I like Canada also. You are also great.
>>535033485my bad i just perpetually assume all bombastic posting is ironic by naturethat aside i like the scandi nations although it's sad you all really haven't exported your cuisine to north america like western euros and central euros/slavs Legitimately no nordic/swed/finn restaurants exist here
>>535033740Dont know if our food would have been very popular over there desu. Brown cheese and lutefisk that has been soaked in lye, a chemical often used for soap production and for drain opening. But I think they sell some of it in the US though. I know gravlaks is sold over there!
>>535032036>Back to Back World War champs>Sydney Sweeney>Donald J. Trump>1969 Mustang Boss 429>Bacon Cheeseburgers
>>535032036Man, I love you guys too! You need any niggers or spics?
>pro Israel threads get updoots on modern /pol/Embarrassing
>>535034942>1965 MustangFtfyOddly enough I bought a Camaro. 2016.
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>>535034942Goddamn rite!!I forgot Bass Pro Shop!That is the most epic outdoor place I have been to.
>>535035055I can't really argue with that take.
>>535035047I would love Jenna Ortega!!!!
>>535035195>money that smells goodIt's the cocaine talking
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>>535035346Dollar bills actually smell pretty good when they are new. Our money has no odor :(
>>535035301If you take all the other ones with her skin color, I'd make that trade.
>>535035495Dollar dollar bill, ya'll.
>>535035495BTW, our money isn't made with paper or plastic so it does smell different.
>>535035622I really just want Jenna Ortega...But the good ones I can take too. I want real tacos. Not that fake taco we have over here. I want REAL SHIIIEET!!
>>535035803Yeah it has a really good smell. And if you have clean hands and you rub it on a new dollar bill of any kind, they smell money. USD is the best moneyz. Not only do people trade oil in dollar, but they can smell it too.
>>535035390oops
>>535035922TOP GOYS
>>535035815Have you tried Mexico? Tacos and plenty of that mindless whore.
>>535036185I dont want to go to Mexico. I only go to M E R I C A! The country where a bald eagle fart and it smells like F R E E D O M!!!!!!!!!!
>>535036433We take bald eagle farts for granted. I'm glad to see some insignificant countries people wants to see them as well. If you truly believe one day, you too, can not teade 1000 shitcoins for 1 dollar. Good luck!
>>535036734You should appreciate them more! Yep! When I travel, I go to the US always. Thanks and you go and be a good American now! See you on the road!!
>>535032036You're trying to get your visa accepted with this thread, but just posting here will get you rejected.
>>535037369DONT SAY IT, THEY MIGHT SEE THIS!!! Goddaammit Errol, Godammit.....See? See what you have done here? You ruined it Errol? RUINED IT...Now I have to make another thread in a few days, erase my cookies, catche, get a new IP, proxy, computer, address, ID, social security number. Dammit Errol.
