Predict the next big event that will have everyone in the edge of their seat.
>>535046121Iran, Cuba, and Mali collapse this year
>>535046121Your anus will prolapse
>>535046121Canada bombs Finland
>>535046121Nick Fuentes arrested for sex crimesBasically everything from autogynephilia to pedophilia to zoophilia is committed by a few major groups>sexually repressed catholics>jews>white nationalists>hispanicsAnd nick is all 4. It is inevitable.
>>535046121I'm about to fart
>>535046121Someone will be reported to have broken into the white house but it will just be an SS agent misidentifying Patel who will be trying to get to a bathroom before the Irish coffee he had earlier finds its exit.
>>535046121cartels , chinks, jihadis and iran droning data centers and mansions globally
>>535046487kek
>>535046927Pootel
>>535046121The next big event will be World Peace
Trump is planning a false flag on US soil right now. That's why he's in China.
>>535046121I asked the illegal Hispanic lady at the McDonald’s drive-thru if Mario was still happy meal and she said “yes” then I got home and it was the gay guy from Stranger Things also my apple slices were pre-opened she probably stuck them up her pussy I saw her checking me out through the window.
peepee poopoo niggerkike™>peepee poopoo niggerkike™
All out civil war in the United States
>>535046121Trump impregnates the entire nation of Chinaincluding the 'males'
>>535046121Nothing will happen
project 2026 stage 5
Ima have sex
>>535046487agp isn’t a crime
>>535046121
>>535046121Sabrina Carpenter will knock at my door and will suck my cock.
>>535046121It’s going to be the terror attack that Mossad’s favorite yenta, Laura Loomer, has been harping about. Talmud Trump and his Zionist handlers know about it, and that’s why Trump is on a trip to China, so there’s no personal danger to him. Here he is in pic related, sitting his fat pomp in a motorized cart while he stuffs his fat ugly face. Very, very disrespectful.
>>535046121Lisbon Earthquacke.Thousands will die.
>>535047967She will lick it like a lolipop while grabbing my balls and looking up with that "Am I a good girl" eyes while I hold her hair. Oh brina i'm gonna cooooom
>>535046121people on epstein list will start to be prosecuted and sentenced just after trump's death of old age/heart attack glownigger gun
rolling for mega quake or volcanic eruption.
>>535048185Then I will throw her Polly pocket ass on my couch and start kissing her neck, grab her waist and bite her ear, start rubbing he clit while she gently moans, then lick her body, bite her thighs and eat her pussy like an african child starved for 6 months seeings mangos for the first time.You see even though it's just a prediction I bet you were on the edge of your seat. You fucking voyeur cuckold weirdo.
>>535046121Nope Anon
>>535046121Natural causes, of course.
>>535046121Honestly I think Bibi told Donald there *will* be a nuclear detonation by "Iran" unless he strikes. Since Donald played along we're not due for another false flag happening until the jews need something again.
>>535048410Then I’m gonna eat her ass for an hour, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, and then take a shower with her
>>535046121I can't really envision very much. All of it already seems to be happening, albeit just the early stages.
>>535048614Yeah that's dark romance bro like 50 shades of Grey but it's more like "The popstar and the monkey cowboy".
Trump pardons all student loans, makes it illegal to overcharge for education.And or, makes healthcare free with options to chose your care and all insurance companies for HC illegal. lolOr,We all die in the ultimate civilizational Usual reset run by Ancient AI who simply deems this tower to be shit, yet again. Most likely this.
>>535047898that's litearlly me after failing for the 5038123765th time at Malenia
>>535046287Lol, well, this would be a happening! :D
>>535048686lol hot
>>535046121Trump assassination
>>535048787Last line would be Lana del Rey lyrics "Goddamn manchild you fucked me so good I almost said I love you".
>>535047898It's so fucked up, this is my dream life! This, and a pension. Nice recliner, luxeruois af.
The mole people finally surfacing to make contact with us surface dwellers.
>lol
>>535046121This is an unintentional humor thread.
Republicans make Venezuela the 51st state just before the midterms creating enough Republican House seats to destroy America.
>>535048719>Trump pardons all student loans, makes it illegal to overcharge for education.I'd unironically become a dyed in the wool migger
>>535047845Unlikely, but definitely would be unexpected.
>>535046121Canada fully collapses, pogroms begin, and then gets bombed by the United States to save the precious interlopers.
>>535046121Taylor Swift sets my house on fire cause she was jealous of Sabrina.
>>535049018Even Chris-chan got laid eventually.
>>535049060While Taylor and Sabrina fights amidst the fire Sydney Sweeney shows up on a chevy and take me away.*bald Eagles noises*
>>535049149A monkey trapped with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually type out a 4chan greentext. The same principle applies here, you need more time
>>535049268When I finally think I'm free from obsessive blondes with killer instintcs Sydney reveals that she in fact a T-1000 from terminator sent to kill me cause in the future I made a harem of blondes and other men now can't get blondes for themselves and then her tits turno in two machine guns and start shooting milk in my direction.
>>535049429Then Aurora shows up as a T-800 and with a primal scream she summons a horde of trannies who runs like zombies from world war z, she takes me away from Sydney while saying "The vikings will never be defeated" and "I'll be back and in the meanwhile fuck jews".
>>535049283>you need more timedon't we all anon
>>535046121The zap weaponMRI mind reading apparatiChinese cadaver meat in goyslop
>>535046121China's flying, orbit-capable aircraft carriers.
Russia strikes down a satellite, preferably a Starlink one
>>535049755I hit my head against a pipe and faint. Then I wake up in a futuristic world in a round bed with Elizabeth Debicki and Elle Fanning sleeping naked with me, one in each arm.I look outside the window and we're living at the top of a building there are flying cars and big drones all over. A robot comes to me and say "Sir, your meds" I take the pills and reality starts to melt right in front of me, the building become a padded wall and I'm wearing a white uniform with the number 67 in it, the robot become a nurse and the girls are just pillows.
>>535046121ebt shut off and eventual race riots/war
Russian collapse
>>535050239And then I'm back at my door, Sabrina is looking at me and I was Nicholas Cage in the movie Knowing this whole time.Will I waste the opportunity to cum inside Sabrina cause all of that? Hell no!
>>535046121America will be attacked, a dirty nuke set off in LA by what will be claimed to be Iranian terrorists as retaliation for the death of the Ayatolla, but it will really be the Jews who used MK ultra to brainwashed actual Arabs (who knows they will actually be iranians) to act as patsies, but obviously it will really be Isralies, they are probably prepping the location in downtown LA as we speak. I know this because I have psychic powers of prophecy.
>>535046121Small asteroid impact, the size of 243 washing machines. Leaves a nice big hole.
