Have you passed the orange theory test?
>>535048104I don't know, i am not a roastie
i'm more of a last peach guy
>>535048217>Low value moidSorry for your loss
>>535048104it's over for uncs, fr frgen z men do the floss dance every day whilst buying new kicks on fortniteit's every day bro!
>>535048265but she still won't fuck you homie?
>>535048104Makes sense why would who you are with question such a small favor
>>535048104I like how you normal people have discovered the basic shit test and barely rebranded the concept, and now you pretend like you're on the cutting edge of discovery about female nature.This sort of stuff is over 20 years old now. All this deep supposed discovery, while pieces of pozzed and faggoty shit like Asmongoyim and other gay and useless social influencers, serve to gatekeep and blunt the actual red pill being absorbed from this.Most of us old millenialfags knew about the orange test before it was called the orange test.
>>535048341Youre a millenoid so your time is over already. Youre worthless now specially if youre a moid. Get fuckt
>>535048258based and peachpilled
>>535048338That's true, but the problem is anon these sort of things are ongoing, they don't stop at one orange. People that do an orange test, do 12 or more orange tests per year, the annoyances and fishing never ends, and eventually it's just annoying tripe that always goes far beyond an orange.>>535048481get your house firebombed and doxxed you brown shill I'm going nowhere subhuman nigger
>>535048104I always bite the top of the orange where the orange is picked and peel the skin back from there. Most people would not want me peeling their orange for them since that's how I do it.
>>535048104>I must test my man>I must challenge my man>I must gaslight everyone into considering me the victim of thisLove from Kazakhstan
>>535048104Most women these days don't seem to want a man just a servantThe amount of pussy-whipped males who are just becoming little lapdogs these gross roasties keep in their purse is patheticWe have reached peak feminine hellhole
>>535048580Im a woman and I speak for all the woman in the world. Youre worthless already since youre a 30+ yr old moid. No one likes you and everytime someone gives you a compliment, its fake
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>>535048104She has two holes in her sweatshirt.
>>535048739and I'll beat your roast teeth in troon along with anyone looks at me crossways about it now shut your faggot mouth whore. You'll eat that orange whole with the peel.
I'd peel the orange, but not because I'm being helpful, I just like peeling oranges. Peeling oranges is more fun than eating them trying to get the peel to all come off uniformly at once, I don't even want the orange inside. Usually I eat two oranges a day but sometimes I eat three or four or even five if they're a good price.
>>535048895>Peeling oranges is more fun than eating themSo you have autism?
>>535048791There are at least 6 holes in it, 4 of them neccessary for the function of the sweater
>>535048791Yet oddly placed as if by design. This level of decadence shouldnt be possible
>>535048930Well no like, just think, there are a whole lot of outcomes that can come out of peeling the orange. You could get the peel off once cleanly, or it could come off in pieces, sometimes it's thicker in some places than others.
>Do stupid shit while pointing a camera at your partner!Social media is a cancer.
>>535048778why buy one fuckin peach? dude probably got 10 hidden peaches in truck, knowing she won’t get more because her day was extremely stressful and a the cat made her sad
>>535048580You shouldn't do ot as a test just think about something similar you have asked them to do I don't question my wife and she doesn't question me if it's something like that that's not a relationship but am agreement at that point
>>535049187Nobody REALLY buys peaches anymore at the store, those "fresh" fruits hard as rock and sour are all for show. They buy one or two rock hard peaches to struggle through to be Healthy! and then carry on with their day.Same with apples, I've never seen an american eat an apple bought at a store. I've seen them eat farmer's market apples, but when the apple is from a store it's left on a bowl on the table and nobody eats it.it's sort of an aesthetic fruitwave.
Of course. And it's because she is incapable of doing things herself because she is a WOMAN.
I already heard about this but I love doing things for people I love anyway, ESPECIALLY if they ask for it clearly and appreciate it after (express gratitude). So I'd do it unless I was super busy with something more important than the person asking.[spoiler]I haven't been within spitting distance of romance since 2010. It's been over for me for a long, long time.[/spoiler]
>peachcel>>535048778
I like peaches, they're comfy and easy to eat
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>>535049305You have to do a lot of looking and most people don't know how to pick good fruit its not something really taught just known and average urbanites don't have it
>>535048580just leave the room when they try and shittestez
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>>535048481>Youre a millenoid so your time is over already. Youre worthless now specially if youre a moidBasedFuck all men, but fuck millennialshit men especiallyThey are the worst, zoomeroid men are second.
>>535048104That's a very low bar for a keeper. That's like the most basic level of basic courtesy. These people are out of their fucking minds, objectively speaking. I could peel an orange to a drunken hobo I don't even know ffs, never mind someone I care about on a personal level. Get a grip, ma'am.
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>>535048104'Egg theory'If your partner eats as many eggs as you force them to, theyre a keeper.
>>535049187She didn't buy one peach, she bought a bag of peaches but that was the last (best tasting) peach
>>535049644this one needed to include drinking beer and smoking cigarettes to be accurate.
>>535049710You're just a miserable old faggot
>>535048104I literally don't know how to feel an orange. I may last did it when I was like six years old or something.This stupid test was very poorly named.
>>535049750>He collected the last peach from every possible timeline>>535049710>>535049710>>535049710CHAD NO!
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>>535049683Bro dating sucks right now on both sides.Average men can't get dates at all.Average women are all in situationships with chads running through a rotating roster of every woman within a hundred miles. All of the chads, by the way, and all the women.Women get basically nothing BUT sex out of these situationships. The guys literally don't care. Get fat? Ghosted and blocked. Get pregnant? Ghosted and blocked. Ask for commitment or non-sexual affection even slightly? Ignored, and if she persists, ghosted and blocked. He's not in the mood for you at the moment? Ghosted. Left on read.Women are in fact suffering. It's hard to tell because they make the same sounds at all times without any distinction, but they are. We need a return to enforced monogamy, and probably to roll back women's rights entirely. Yes, women having access to personal bank accounts is part of the problem. We have to go back that far AND FARTHER.
>>535048104Bro just give the me Asian girl. Fuck that
>>535048104These kind of shittests are psyops to create conflict between people in relationships.
>>535049820 >libtard seething over peachgateKEK!!!!!
>>535049834You jam your thumb in to make an initial hole, then slide your thumb tip under the peel to separate it from the edible fruit flesh, and it'll flake off into pieces. Repeat until all peel is removed.You're welcome.
>>535049886>>535049993he should put his dick in a blender.you should too.
>>535050036why does this trigger you sweetie? do you have some peach-related early life trauma?
If a woman licks your ass without being asked she’s a keeper. Unfortunately only one woman ever did this for me and she was a 42 year old divorced milf. I couldn’t marry her so I kept her as my milf. Because that’s what you do a keeper
>>535049644>My husband goes to the sivorce lawyer
>>535050071dude no, if she licks your asshole it means she licked other guys assholes before yoursyou really want to 'keep' a girl who licked other mens anuses? think about it CAREFULLY
>>535048104I rape myself in the asshole with her penis sometimes
>>535049771I shoved it up my ass.
>>535050070Millennialtrash men who whine on the internet are annoying. So are zoomeroids.
>>535050110She told me she was the only guy I fucked since her divorce and I believed her because that’s what I do. I believe women. Because I’m a good person. You should try it sometime. It’s called being a decent person. And getting your asshole licked
>>535050071I would say the exact opposite
>>535050036kek. I know who you are.
>>535050221Whatever man. More ass lickers for me.
>>535050146respect
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>>535050176Please tell me this is bait...
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>>535048341>Asmongoyim
>>535049579>Konpeachiwa, Dude!
>>535048104My wife peels shrimp for me. Does that count?
>>535048288>every day
>>535051306The test doesnt apply to females as theyre loyal by default
>>535048341You seem to know a lot about social influencers. Curious!
>>535048104People just love to find ways to fuck with, poke buttons and live this mundane power fantasy. I blame GoT, everyone thinks they're some 4D chess level royal manipulator. No one knows how to just chill and be cool anymore.
>>535048739Women don't type like that you gay disgusting ugly brown shit smelling man. And why would anyone care what a woman thinks?
>>535053250Life is a series of tests. If you want to live in an easy mode then marry a wealthy old fuck
>>535049533This isn't real
>>535049485Brilliant synthesis.
>>535048104I have never been in this position.
>>535048778Wtf does that fagspeak even mean?
>>535048288>floss danceNigger that was 10 years ago who are you calling an unc
>>535053649It means why havent you put a peachpill inside your goatse-core yet
What are the oranges for, Jeremy
>>535053658Millennials still haven't accepted they're entering their 40s.
>>535049752>Break up with woman in woods and head back to parking lot where car is. >Woman stays in woods are going with nature until she dies. >Man's fault.
