>>535054104Good joke.
drop ur flag and I’ll contribute
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>>535054183Drop your pants. Now THAT'LL be a joke!
>>535054104How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? Wave to him.
My favorite candy bar is a vanilla Charelston Chew. It's a good representation of America.The foundation of the bar is built upon the solid foundation of the white nougat but it is surrounded and by inferior brown chocolate lowering the overall experience while it's cheap enough for the biggest penny pinching Jew to enjoy and the yellow skin easily peeled away represents China's feeble attempt to contain American superiority.
>>535054464For me, it's the McChicken.
>>535054289you gotta try harder, kid
Hasan has become the ultimate lolcowSearch for "Champagne Socialist" it's going viral
>>535054104The only good thing the jews ever invented was the holocaust
>>535054464It looks like a long version of a mars bar.
>>535054919KEKjooos are comical, eh?
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>>535054919shlomo took those to the scrap dealer moishejooos, so funny
>>535054919almost as good as joooish lightning
>>535054104original take:>a well dressed Italian walks in a bar and asks for "a draft a beer perfavore">the bartender looks him weird for a second, takes a piece of paper, scribbles something and gives it to the Italian>"what a is a this?" the Italian said>"it's what you asked for pal" the bartender said>"no no no, sbagliato! I want a craft a beer" the Italian said>"...this is a bar go ask a brewery" the bartender said>"please, I don't mean to a offend, look just give me....oh yes, a spirit" the Italian said>the bartender takes out a strange old chained box, opens it up and says "this is a haunted chest with a 200 year old spirit do you want it?">the panicked Italian immediately closes it and says "mamma mia! please just give a me a water>the bartender goes in the back with a glass and comes back with a glass of water "here you go">"finalmente! this is a glass of a spring water" the Italian cheered and took a big gulp >the bartender weirded out says "spring water? no, that's the water you asked from the water-closet" >"che schifo give a me a paper to clean my a dirty mouth!">the bartender takes out his wallet looks through it and takes out something "here take this" he says>"what a is this? it's a banknotes, money! what is a your problem? if ask you to give me half of your a bar are you going to give it to a me do you think I'm the IRS, huh?" the infuriated Italian asked>the bartender chuckles for a while and say "why didn't say so? oh my god you're the only one with a suit, I was messing with you, here's your draft beer"
>>535054104A nigger, a jew, and a fentanyl addict walk into a bar. They all order a drink and sit down.The nigger turns to the jew and says "The last brothel I was in must treat their women terribly, the girl I rented last night looked so young, she didn't even have a drivers license."The jew turns to him and says: "My daughter works as a manager at that Brothel, but I think that the working conditions must be pretty good because all of the women are on very long term contracts"The fentanyl addict pipes in and says, "I'm glad to hear your daughter has a thriving career in management. I wish I knew what my daughter was doing, I haven't seen her since I sold her on her 12th birthday!"
>>535054104A nigger walks into his brother's piercing shop and asks if he can get a job doing tattoos and piercings, because he wants to start building a career.His brother responds that he can't help him because he doesn't have enough experience, but he knows the sewage treatment facility down the road is already hiring.So the nigger goes to the sewage treatment facility and asks for a job there, and sure enough, he is hired on the spot.The next day he comes in and his boss gives him a tour of the facility. They end at a conveyor belt, where his boss tells him that his job is to inspect all of the turds that come down this conveyor belt and make sure that no plastics or metals get mixed in, or it will need to be incinerated.By the end of the first day, he has already inspected hundreds of turds, but none of them had any contaminants. That is... until one turd comes down the line with a ring sticking out of the end of it. Following his instructions, the nigger pulls the lever and sends it straight into the incinerator.A few minutes later he gets a call from his sister who sounds like she is in a panic. She tells him that his brother was just caught in bed with another woman by his wife, who cut his dick off, and flushed it down the toilet!
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