You just know a woman signed off on the new BMW front fenders. She probably thought this was a stroke of genius, these big kidney bean grills. Everything gay that is thrust upon us is the result of women's poor judgment.
>>535064271Meh, the worst thing is when they use DEI to climb the ladder to then cry about "where have the good men gone" when they realize rich men are all already married, only want nothing serious to protect their wealth or focus on younger women / foreign younger women.
What is it like to drive aN UDM?
>>535064410rich men tolerated all this cause they are mostly faggots who bootlick the government.
>>535064271That's a future classic right there. You faggots will cream your pants over one in 20 years just like you're creaming youself over a fucking E36 right now
>>535064271Women only just come up with ideas just to throw at a man to implement. They do not do any real work and do not reconsider their ideas when they are unrealistic. I hate women with a passion in the workplace. All because kikes wanted to lower wages after ww2 when men started getting uppity during global reindustrialization.Every issue in my life can be traced to women and kikes.
>>535065968>E36 you mean E46the E36 was an ugly mistake between the nice ones
>>535064271>2022+4>still seething at the sniffffffffffffffer
>>535066299I kek'd audibly trust a German to make a graph out of everything
I'm wondering if someone can explain to her that the radiator is designed to collect air, not street dirt.
>>535064271>You just know a woman signed off on the new BMW front fendersActually it was a Croatia. Say thank you.
>>535064271BMW have always looked like shit, always been for LARPers, no power, no speed, gay af mpg gauges in every model lmao. Completely Indiancoded vehicle.>inb4 muh 318No they’re all fucking trash you probably go to pride parades
>>535065968We need to dilate the front holes!
>>535065968>just like you're creaming youself over a fucking E36 right now>E36I don't think so
>>535066642>BMW have always looked like shit>posts a literal bar of gay soap lmao
>>535066299What's the top/bottom axis
you need a bumper so you can bump things bmw neggers are retarded
>>535064271It’s third worlders not the women’s fault. Chinese and jeets love the big noses
>>535064271let them all fail
>>535064271Hate to break it to you but all cars are designed with women in mind first. Driving a car is feminine af.
>>535066299>>535066376>>535067954>chart doesnt make sense>nafri flag>polish simping for germanChecks out
>>535064271the front bar isnt the worst thing about this car though
>>535064271>You just know a woman signed off on the new BMW front fenders.It was a tranny or homo.
BMW is nigger car. The White man's choices is and always will be Porsche
>>535064271It's the headlight shape. It doesn't match. You could have one or the other but together they throw off the design to me.
>>535070342I hate you so much the only thing I want in life is to flay you and that nigger mutt venti
>>535064271BMW is one of the worst car companies around, problem isn't the engineering, they probably fuck that shit about as often as other car manufacturers. BMW issue is that it is most jewish car manufacturer around they push for product as service bullshit on their customers.
>>535065968Yeah because we will all drive in EV by this time. Unless we sort our shit out
Why do 10y+ BMW (audi and merc) shitbuckets attract chavs/bydlo/shitskins do much?Over here it's pretty much a right of passage for a "man" to own a 15 year old X5 rustbucket with seats embedded with german schnitzel farts.
>>535064271All women threads are made by unit 8200
>>535070754I'm white and drive pic reldoes that make me a chav/bydlo/shitskin?
>>535070919pic
The design is everywhere in China, German manufactures design for China, not for the legacy world.
>>535070754>Why do 10y+ BMW (audi and merc) shitbuckets attract chavs/bydlo/shitskins do much?Cheap-ish luxury cars. They want to look richer than they are. Basically nigger behavior.>>535070919>>535070939That is bit of rookie take on it. To do it properly, they get 15, 20 or so year old 7-series with a big high performance engine and get fucked on the instance anything breaks up or possibly just periodic overhaul on it. Because that shit tends to be expensive. 750 or 760. V-8 or V-12 engine.
>>535070939>gray>wagon>bmwI couldn't think of a more NPC car
>>535064271We get rid of HR and then we powercreep.
>>535071326That BMW has best-in-class driving dynamics, plenty of cars are more NPC than that. Your Dad's Skoda Octavia for example.
>>535070919Renault 5 is the horseless carriage of choice pour les racailles.
>>535071435>best-in-class driving dynamicsMichael Schumacher here following racing lines on his way to Aldi, then again I bet those top tier racing dynamics come in very handy when you have to avoid all those Arabs on e-scooters
if you drive anything but pic related you suck cocks and got AIDS from it
>>535070754I didnt realize cars rust in europe i thought that was an American thing
>>535064271Cars haven't looked cool since 1992
>>535064410>I make $90,000 at my girl boss job so men I date have to make at least 360,000
>>535074050And what’s the problem? Top 10% women deserve top 10% men?
>>535070754Because chavs, bydlos, and shitskins have something that the European "male" has lost, namely testosterone.Let me put it this way, there's two main families of people in first world countries: the low test faggot, and the high test retard.Old beemers, mercs, etc. have everything that appeals to the testosterone crowd. They're powerful (more than an average city car) and have sleek, aggressive lines that scream danger. City cars say "I'm safe, undangerous, a little good goy, I am nice to be around" A merc (well, before the last 5 years or so at least) does not say "I'm a nice guy" quite the oppositeHigh test smart people also drive aggressive cars or bikes too.
>>535074449>4 wheels>testosteronekys Mahmoudou Di Maria
>>535074806Thats pretty good too as long as you’re actually doing downhill riding and not just larping but if you don’t understand why a 10 year old beemer is high test thats not my problem
>>535074932>your manliness is linked to your carjump from your balcony
>>535075108You don't even get what I'm trying to say. It's not that your manliness is linked to your car, it's because you're manly you are drawn to that car.A high test man is statistically more likely to enjoy watching boxing or fighting for example. You're just an average overly educated European male who forgot what it means to have testosterone pumping through your veins
>>535072661>you suck cocks and got AIDS from itThat isn't the most homosexual bike, but it is from same manufacturer as the original homo sofa, Honda Gold Wing. Things get more darker, more pozzed, more degenerate and fucked up on every step ahead from that old CB. I'd tell you to quit, but it is probably too late and you have GRIDS.>>535074449>A merc (well, before the last 5 years or so at least) does not say "I'm a nice guy" quite the oppositeIt says you are middle aged middle class boring person. If Merc is bigger, more money you have to waste.
>>535075306This is an actual good point against my argument. Yes, a lot of people buy that kind of car because they feel like the car “makes them” into the image that the car evokes. But this is the difference between an actual high test man and a middle class larper, the larper needs the new car. The high test man is okay with the 15 yo rustbox
