[BREAKING NEWS]IMPORTANT STATEMENT FROM CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING.
>China has the upperhand>Still require diplomatically sucking dick somehowGuess that oil shortage is getting to them, good.
Keep monke happy
>>535066843>Thinks China isn't getting their oil.AmericopingBy making america great which is the great part? Food shortages? High gas prices? Food prices? Energy costs skyrocketing?
>>535066498Making America weak again.
>>535066987Hey incel, we have millions of Indians. China has none. We’re winning HARD.
>>535066843China has 6 months of oil reserves, the conflict already lasted 2 months so they have 4 months left to figure out a solution or they're fucked.
>>535067119https://www.reuters.com/world/china/iran-allowing-transit-chinese-vessels-strait-hormuz-fars-news-reports-2026-05-14/Are you retarded?:
>>535066498Who said chinese can't tell a joke.
>never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistakeIf your enemy is stupid enough, you can even encourage him to keep making his mistakes even harder.
>>535066498Oh that’s perfect that China is saying that guys really it means they turned a new leaf after a century of bitter rivalry, two hours in Pete Hegseth gave Xi a foot job under the table in the meeting and this is what he proclaimed as he shot his wad
>>535066498thats only because the did a deal to build chink slave factories on u.s. soil and bring their surveilance ai shit here to your workplace. a 1 trillion dollar deal and this public statement is simply part of that.so if you enjoy chink surveillance watching you work, then yeah its gonna be real fucking great.usa is deadand our founding fathers would kill everyone in our goverment.
>>535066987>fertilizer shortages and USAID cuts will make the third world starve>illegals are leaving everyday>hur dur is america great againStep one is happening already
>>535067211Chinese are historically very funny. They often urinate in cans of soda as a prank.
>>535067300Rats escaping a sinking ship.
>>535066498>the orange laowai can't detect the sarcasm
Making America a great clown AGAIN
>>535067380>leaf being comfortable having to live in human waste think this is what a sinking shit looks likeclean your streets first, then we'll talkinb4 shovelling out undesirable won't solve the homeless crisis cope
>>535067119>100% of china's oil comes from the middle east.>flagImports are about 11million bbl/day from all over the world, domestic chinese production is 6million bbl/day.Russia alone can fill the shortfall.
>>535066498...he said with a chuckle
Realistically whats stopping China from taking hostage the all the billionaires and trump administration currently there now? What would the USA do? Half the country would praise China. Europe would laugh, and the rest of the world could breath and the strait would be open like that.
>>535066498How is he making America great? America is a nation and empire in decline that got pwnt by Iran.
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>>535068316Because the question then because "what next"? It's not like any incoming administration is going to be nicer to China just because they took the peanut gallery hostage.
>>535066498I mean, China is NatSocThere’s no reason why they shouldn’t get along, they’re not Russia
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>>535066498It's almost like there's a Chinese guy who said something about not interrupting your enemies when they're making a mistake.>nuh uh he's really praising trump why would the chinese ever lie to our faces!?
>>535068554This is the most retarded thing I've seen today
>>535068316I think if they were what they say they were and want to be they would’ve done this and/or taken Taiwan already. They’re waiting for the other foot to fall for whatever reason because they can’t do it just yet. My money is on the Jews control them too and they aren’t ready to turn them loose and start actual ww3.
>>535066843It's Chinese humor. Trump is making a deal that will see to America being flooded with Chinese EVs and Chinese owned and dominated manufacturing on US soil - i.e. he is making America 'great' again. By allowing China to come in and prop up its economy; while simultaneously profiting off of its back.
>>535066498Xi mocking Trump to his face LMFAO
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>>535068673also pretend you are strong when you are weak and pretend you are weak when you are strongdumb people always forget this oneand then they cant understand anything
>>535066843It's a jokeAmerica is becoming great for China, meaning the more Trump fucks it up the better for China
>>535067094ThisNo diversity no strength
>>535066498>Making America Great Again for Jews.
>>535067094>>535069128china has 60 000 indians and 500 permanent indian citizenswhich is very low compared to toal population but you cant say none
>>535068723It's art, you don't understand
How's trump doing after all the walking and stairs Xi made him do?
>>535067237This
>>535067246I do, USA muttUSA too fucking lazy which is why spics keep retaking your jerbs
bump
>>535067239tsmt
>>535066843I see it as a not so friendly joke.
>>535071682Not making "It's over Jap" threads today, Zhang?
>>535066498Playing him like a fiddle.
>>535066498Me Chinese, Me Play Joke... Me Put Pee Pee in Yor Coke
>>535066498BASED
>>535066498>never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistakeXi knows and eggs Trump on
>>535073071so youre saying we're going to attack south america and they wont do anything?
>>535066498What is all this Trump 11 stuff the news keeps talking about? I dont remember Trump 3, 4 or 10 so this is confusing me.
>>535066498$10 says Trump begged him to say that. >I just need a win
>>535073263why would they? do you think spending trillions on pointless shit for glory is somehow a good thing for a country to do? besides you guys are busy being israels bitch
>>535069083This guy gets it kek
