it's starting, I really enjoyed yesterday showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMjJ_0eVdc
>all male panel
good morning all, been a while since ive tuned in
>>535072159That's what you want to see if you're a prisoner. I've said before and I'll say again that Chucky/Danny/Pete is the crew I'd choose if I wanted to get out.
>>535072093TYB and good morning anons. The notables from yesterday (good day).Maria has a potty mouth (5/13/26) https://youtu.be/cXXckOAObcA?t=7213Crying chimpout (5/13/26) https://youtu.be/cXXckOAObcA?t=12625Sister victim chirp (5/13/26) https://youtu.be/cXXckOAObcA?t=10218
>>535072354my favorite was the fat mumbling nigger who talked for like half an hour, took legal advice from other prisoners and janitors, the board was ready to grant him parole but then he mumbled for 5 minutes about some shit and they changed their decision
TYBI wonder if we will have another foid chimpout today?
>>535072526That was a good one too
TYB and good morning /lpbg/>>535072354Thanks for the recap, I couldn't catch all of the hearings.
Morning y'all, thanks baker. What do you guys think the chances are that chud's trial is live streamed? Could we potentially reach Darrel Brooks level courtroom kino?
>CIONTRAY on the docketmorning gentshappy fridayi'm up late watching cycling
>>535073223This one was long, but the end is for sure worth a watch. He talked himself into getting revoked instead of work release. Danny and Prator showed some anger. Forwarded to end.https://youtu.be/cXXckOAObcA?t=11796
i done something turrible
>i done somethin turrible
>>535073827>>535073830i was trying to say it the way he said itits impossible for me
>shoots multiple people>is 500 pounds>thinks he can still turn it around into success
>>535072285>been a while since ive tuned inSameMy boss is making me go to the office 3x a week now for some ungodly reason
>>535073830My exact reaction kek
>>535073937from what he says I'm assuming he spent a lot of years in prison, how is he still fat?
>>535073727Thanks, I will take a look between hearings.>>535074063Because prison food is terrible and unhealthy. If prisoners have less energy, they are less likely to cause trouble.
>>535074063Americans are fed poisonous toxic food normally
Prisons have third party vendors who offer inmates care packages full of outside snacks and food at the cost of their families paying a lot for them to get themSo if you have someone on the outside willing to pay out the ass for junk food on the regular you can still eat like a fucking pig.
>Turrible>Bible sturdiesA whole family of Clevelands kek
>>535072093I don't watch for months, I open stream, and the first thing I hear is "for me to get my dick out for him" some things truly never change.
Amazing these retards suspiciously always find God when they’re in prison and trying to get out
>>535072093>Enjoyed yesterdayMe too. >Changes to veto parole
>If you could show up with no disciplinary problems, I could vote for youThat's too big of an ask, Danny
>>535074794It's not their faultYou literally have inmates in there whose sole purpose is to convert others to their religion. It's use to be really bad with the Nation of Islam who actually sent guys in there on purpose to recruit. But it's a part of the script because it suppose to make it seem like they have found a better path or mind set but in reality niggers use God and religion like a wishing well or an excuse for free pass to be shitty and forgiven.
Dang 2-1 has to suck if you are looking to get out
>Came in at 24 years old>Been in for 26 years>Got 2/3 yes votes>Needs to be unanimous>Denied
does anyone know how long the inmates have to wait until their next chance for the parole hearing?
I would have sex with Erika.
>>535075217Depends on the crime. The really bad ones are like 5 years, whereas the less bad ones are one year
>>535075217From the history of hearings here, it's about 2 to 3 years, they probably become eligible in a shorter time frame, but being eligible doesn't mean you get granted the hearing.
>>535075431Hey Algeria anon!
>>535075333
>>535075646What's up man? How is it going? I hope you're doing well, I'm just chilling at work, no work to be done, so I opened 4chan, and found LPBG is on, I haven't kept up for a while.
>>535075881Same to you anon. Yeah, I had not seen you. Welcome back.
>uberNigger take the bus
>>535075333Checked. Is boobanon here today?
>>535076003even black folk don't want to use public transportationalso imagine being an attorney (Erika) who says "umm" non-stop, smdh
Funny how "now" they want to put him in programs and have all this shit after this nigger is now in danger of losing his paroleWhy didn't you do all this shit before he beat up a bitch?
>>535076111Checked. Where's the murderous jew at?
>>535074466damn i wish they would show the cost of the items on their website without needing an inmate id #
She went from crying to speaking normally immediately
>>535076214Liberal institutions only do everything in their power to help criminals stay out of jail after they commit crimes.
>I'm actually the victim hereClassic content
>It's very unusual he beat the shit out of a woman, he likes to read books
White women look a niggers and see tiny wayward children
>>535076362Expensive as shit$75 minimum for fucking snack pack size junk food and weird off brand items Plus ridiculous tax and fees.You're paying close to 100 bucks for things that won't last them two weeks if they don't ration out the food or supplies. And then you have some prisons that will toss the inmates shit when someone else does something wrong because they decide to do an entire block search for paraphernalia. The outside families get fucked.
>>535076682>sorry mom, the CO tossed the 3rd party oreos you sent me before me and jamal could enjoy them with a glass of powdered milk
>>535076597Pittie Mom syndromeThey have this weird attraction to dangerous beasts and think they can tame or socialize them
>>535076861>can you order some mo' and can you get it to me ASAP? I'm hongree mama.
>Javoris
Aw shitGet ready for long winded nigger ramblings
there's no way this guy is a lawyer
>>535077347He's a paralegal
Oh man they aren't giving this dude an inch
Wow, saying your mom is a filthy fucking liar is a strange defense, bud
Whatever chump change he paid for this paralegal guy would have been better spent burning it
with legal help like that you don't need enemies
Javoris doesn't seem to credible to me. Maybe I'm the outlier, though.
>>535077661The public defenders office is involved so he's probably there pro bono
The PL attacking credibility during this is wild
>>535077784The parole board said he does not qualify for a public defender at the start though. Maybe they worked something out and got a pencil pusher to "represent" him.
>Some of us, to this day, do not know how to swimGet the fuck out of here hahahahahahahaha
did this nigga really say some of us still can't swim
>>535077863We have this talk all the timeBut Louisana like a lot of cities have special interest groups and private money aimed at helping ex-cons and inmatesHe doesn't qualify for state appointed lawyers but he can get lawyers who will work for free getting paid by those other groups or grants. Terry Pierce is always on here hawking all kind of programs and other shit which probably another pool of money and resources. There are people with money who want criminals out on the streets.
KKK stands for kommunitykommunitykuh-moonity
>>535076259kerry and his best friend went to a catholic school
>>535078227Kommunity, Kulture, and Kinship
Danny is on a roll He smells the bullshit and isn't having itI know Chucky will vote in favor tho
>>535078227KeepKillersKillin'
>>535078452Danny is a former PO, so he can almost always see through the bullshit.
PERRY PARKER YOUR VIOLENT NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERMAN
>Perry ParkerSounds like it would be the alter ego of Spooderman kek
>Perry Parker
>>535078692Kek. The "Mary Jane" in his comic is just a big ass blunt.
>>535079272I started to read that as Mary Jane is just a big ass
>>535079324That would work too kek. I could picture Mary Jane as a twerking ass, that talks.
Reoccurring theme todayDanny asking the advocates a simple question and them being caught off guard
>>535079666Danny doesn't follow their AI script, Satan.
Is this guy actually going to talk himself out of a Do Not Revoke vote?
what a retard
This retard is literally turning down freedom
I do love it when they talk themselves back into the cage.
LOL what a fucking retard
And on this day, Perry Parker, was defeated by his heinous enemy: Doc Opp.
You know you fucked up when your liberal ass white lady legal counsel gives you the "This nigga" face
IT guy was so confused he gave him both DRN and Revoked tags, lmao
Twice in 2 days damn. All they had to do was shut the fuck up. Enjoy your Nutraloaf kek.
>>535080082>Doc Oppkek
>>535080145Ha!
Fuck I have to go into a zoom meeting on camera to listen to corpofucks glaze themselves Hope the next one is just as funny as that last clown
>>535080163Schroniggers Revoke strikes again.
>Violation number one: you're a nigger. How do you plead?
>>535080636>Wut dat meen??
>>535080488chekd
it's so funny when they are so stupid they get the board to change their votes to revoke
I hope he gets his cardboard box back.
Damn, Mr Jones here looks EXACTLY like one of doodleanon's drawings
>>535081484I was thinking the same thing. Where's doodleanon when we need him?.
Please, talk your way out of this one.
>>535072354holy shit i fucking hate niggers. good mawnin
>>535080145>whiteshes jewish
