LEFT OWNING THE RIGHT EDITION
Donald Trump is not a lame duck president
>>535079852>>535079890Kek is this a migger hug and cry box thread
>>535079946>miggerWhy do you bunker tranny shills use that word? No one knows what it means. We just ignore you like everyone has your whole life. It must be terrible to desire attention so much that you'd cut your dick off.
Gender pay gap explained
>>535081244here comes the golem. go back to pleebit, nigger.this is a humor thread on /pol/ not your fairy tale convention.
>women's dating standards
>>535081505Eat shit kike bunker tranny shill. /pol/ is a Christian board and we hate you kikes.
>>535079852How do you like them apples, lil Donnie?
>>535079852grim
>>535081689>women's dating standardsWomen were sold a pack of lies, aka Jew Mind Virus. Now they're paying the price. It's sad.
Women don't know how to do anything that doesn't involve whoring around. It's just weird.
He's right tho
>>535081305Kys
>>535081942>How do you like them apples, lil Donnie?RonPosting will never not be hilarious.
>>535082073
powerful
>>535082079
>>535081305Too soon
>>535082142That's the all time best RonPosting meme.
>>535082198>Too soonHasn't it been like 15 years?
>>535081111Did this ever sell?
>>535082135Fucking kek, that's hilarious and adorable
>>535079852Sigh, I guess I'll do it...Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads.Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
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>>535082342Blessed
>>535082342Thank you for your service
>>535079880Fuck you faggotYou’re not a leafKys
>>535082252
>>535082303kek
>>535079852Kek, women think men care what they "think".The fact that they're naked shows they know they're just holes.
>>535081224fact check: proletaritruth
>>535081689well I mean if she's fine with being alone if she doesn't find an ideal partner then that's fine, I'm the same way, I know that I'm ugly and short but either I get a girl in my age range with blue eyes (like me) who's slender, doesn't smoke or drink or I'm cool with being alone
>>535081305not today faggot
>>535079852i'd bang half those women soberand 100% of them whilst shit faced.trump doesn't stand a chance against these f0ids
>>535079965I wonder if there's any left politician that randomly sees this and has one of those moments when it starts having a total "my fucking sides" laugh hysteria going like "holy shit what have we done"
>>535082342Thank you for your service sir!May your Jam Boy be extra sticky today.
>>535079852>LEFT OWNING THE RIGHTlmao, humorousthe left are bots controlled by globohomo
post the pasta where italian thing about berettas and sex
>>535082540
>>535082805or why nobody other than hitler is replying to my posts screencap
>>535079852Women always looking excuses to show their breasts and pussies at public.
>>535082805>post the pasta where italian thing about berettas and sexDon't have that one, but have another all time classic.
>>535083009Addition....Think about yelling if we men would protests same way with full erection ofcourse.
>>535080047Omg how did you find a picture of me!
>>535083055It is a classic. Made my friend giggle like a madman
>>535083068>Addition....Think about yelling if we men would protests same way with full erection ofcourse.
>>535081689you can't blame someone from having an idealbut there is a high risk of not finding itnobody is waiting for this woman, so if she is ready to chase her dream then it's all on hershe just does not have a realistic vision of the dating marketand like most of other women, she will wake up too lateluckily for her porn made milfs and gilfs a thing, so even if it's too late women will always have the option to become a cum sack
>>535082600
>>535083055>>535083196
>>535083534the lainey-mobile has been located
>>535079852>womeni press X to doubt
>>535079869
>>535082342thank you leaf
>>535081173like on the porch?
>>535083570you got this too?>>535082893
>>535081003Fat girls like this are dumb as bricks and will eat your assJust lie to her until you dumpIt's that easy
>>535083640spend a lot of time thinking about trannies anon?
>>535080047if you're too stupid to understand what migger means then you're too stupid to vote
>>535083869no, only pico-hitler
>>535082142What launched those memes? Is there an original insane meltdown or did people latch onto him because of his neanderthal face?
>>535083570Thanks anon.
>>535081305Did she die?
>>535079852This is the female equivalent of “I showed you my penis please respond”. Do you think it upsets them that their nudity doesn't get them attention and genuinely nobody gave a fuck that they did this? It’s genuinely disgusting.
>>535079852Damn, if only there were no lards and sheboons magots would be so offended
>>535082079they stopped being so when donnie became ron (aka a fithy jew)
>>535084687>What launched those memes? Is there an original insane meltdown or did people latch onto him because of his neanderthal face?It was an insane meltdown that continued. Trump was being bombarded with toxic tweets an dthe courts wouldn't let him block people on twatter because free speech. Here's some of the originals from Ron 'the unhinged kike' Pearlman
>>535079852There's only like four nice asses in that picture.
>>535085421>A black beat you... better looking than youSo it's not a meme that he genuinely fellates niggers to "own" Trump. Saddens me this insane jew is an iconic voice of Fallout. Also weird to call a 1m90 man "little".>pissed on my hand then went to WeinsteinThere's no way that's fucking real, that's full mental illness
>>535080133I don't get it
>>535085367>Did she die?Yeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Gabby_Petito
>>535081224Lmao i can hear Mussolini saying this
>>535085615>I don't get itThe lefties are pushing for civil war to get rid of whites. If they lose, the whites will kill them all. If they win, the browns will kill them all.
>>535081689Modern women have gone completely insane. The 3s and 4s I see on dating sites demanding so much despite being hot garbage themselves makes me think SSRIs and birth control are mind control devices where they see a 10/10 permenantly 20 genius millionaire when they look in the mirror instead of the fat shapeless middle aged pigs they are.
>>535081305Fun fact.She is a Czech wannabe model. Yes, she is alive; this was just a horrible photobuck that you can find on her Facebook.
>>535079852>100 nude womenThis is like 145 in 1992 women.
>>535081689>Incel retard wants a literal anime girl and everyone is silent>femcel retard wants a cute vampire and everyone loses their minds
>>535085593>There's no way that's fucking real, that's full mental illnessThat's an actual real tweet. Which spawned all the piss and shit related mockery. Picrel.It was peak /pol/ lulz.
>>535083640With a body like that she belongs on /x/
>>535083640Yeah... yeah. She has a front dangler.
>>535085615Thanks, the cut rope confused me.
>>535085925Fuck. And leftists dare to pretend that TDS isn't real, kek.
>>535085818>think inflation's a bitch? well, have you seen bitch inflation?
>>535085925Lil Donny posting is peak.
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>>535079852why do women take every moment they get to be naked i dont understand in the slightest
>>535079852End of the world will start in Cleveland
>>535079852black women get your shit together
>>535082269Thats the meme joke
>>535081873Christian board my fucking rectum cuckLast i heard it was an anime and basketweaving forumImo you are 3rd most hated group on this board after indians and jews because you can't stfu when told that nobody wants you here or cares about your crosskike delusionsMight as well start using a memeflag mutt
>>535080047They can’t say nigger so they just use permutations like zigger for the Ruskis, migger for Americans etcAll of them have expansive definitions The other day I was called a migger for expressing my disappointment at trumps total capitulation to being Israel’s goon but still happy with the border being slammed shut and the H1Bs being curtailed. I was called a zigger for saying the jew zelensky should be shot simply for stealing so much US treasury It doesn’t really have a correlation to any specific stance
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>>535085593I'm pretty sure he's talking about shaking hands with Trump because Weinstein told him to but he words it weird so he can let the world know Weinstein was holding his leash. OtherwisenI'd have no idea as to why he would tweet that at Trump.
>>535082893I just don’t have it on this device I have failed you mister fingolian
>>535082135What a retard.
>>535082342Thank you for your hard work, lad.
>>535079914this must have been why trump lost in 2020
>>535082893>>535083869>>535088212found it
>>535079852OC
>>535086655>why do women take every moment they get to be naked i dont understand in the slightestIt's attention seeking behavior, which is instinctual in women as attention from men is necessary for survival in prehistoric societies. Nothing wrong with women wanting some attention now and then. Some women take it too far and it becomes pathological.
>>535087569>It doesn’t really have a correlation to any specific stanceThat makes sense. Lefties are retards.
>>535082893>>535088212It's posted here:>>535083570
>>535087309>A fucking EstonianSeethe more irrelevant faggot
>>535088388chek'd adolf.
>>535087309>Christian board my fucking rectum cuckWhat do you care? You’re getting paid to shill either way.there isn’t a single person with the term “Christcuck” in their vocabulary outside of the JIDF. nobody organically thinks or speaks like that. it’s a purely synthetic Israeli weapon engineered before your ancestors were even a mere twinkle in your great-ancestors eyes.The whole "Christianity is made up by Jews" is funny. Because that claim is also made up by Jews.Let's see what the Bible says on Jews.>they literally break His laws every time and have to be punched in the face to learn (they don't) (see the entirety of the OT)>They crucified God incarnate (1 Thessalonians 2;14-15)>they are children of the devil (John 8:44)>they are the Synagogue of Satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9)Never ask neopagans who funded Wotanism
>>535089763I know he's looking at some palestinian woman there, but what's the source of the picture? I couldn't find it with yandex image search.
>>535079869Each democrat voter and their families are valid targets for acts of violence.
>>535087309based, fuck these forever tourist, they are the type that wear their lack of foreskin with pride.there was a time when burger posters were decent besides the kikes, but that has being 10 years ago, they are still around but they get bury by legions of discord-trannies and pleebit commie-christcucks + the jeets.
>>535090165It was some Italian leftist magazine saying something like>muh poor brown woman!!!!But everyone gleaned the fact that the hassidic inbred looks absolutely daemonic and it took off to the stratosphere and much kvetching was had
>>535090165>>535090284This. I should have saved the picture. I'll look, but I'm pretty sure I didn't.
https://archive.org/details/GrizzlyBearsOnMethamphetamine>https://archive.org/details/GrizzlyBearsOnMethamphetamine
>>535087309>anti-Christian>has to reference butt sexMany such cases
>>535090165>I know he's looking at some palestinian woman there, but what's the source of the picture?It's from a lefty magazine cover. Now the guy's face has been used all over in kike memes. Kinda feel sorry for the guy.
>>535088883I love you ameribro. You are not a mutt
>>535090828Thanks for the picture of the source anon!
>>535090265Eat shit samefag. You're using the wrong diction again. You need a new shill manual. Or more likely you're a jeet paid to shill for the kikes, so you can't read anyway.
Lppeepoopoolkkll
>>535090912Glad to help anon.
ihatepoos
>>535081689>"name your ideal partner">names the ideal partner>"nooo you can't have that"What were they expecting? My ideal is someone at or below my level? Both women are retarded.
>>535091911>My ideal is someone at or below my level?maybe?
>>535079852those pale cheeks are BVLT FORA BBC
>>535092101No arms or legs would make my usual tactics for getting laid so much easier.
>>535081111If I were to buy such a thing, I'd want it to be very hydrated, pale yellow, almost but not quite clear pee. Like the first tube in picrel. We all have different tastes, I suppose.
>>535092202I'm an alcoholic, I can sell you tons of that.
>>535079852that's cruel and unusual punishment, disgusting
>>535092299Are you an Asian or happa gamer girl under the legal age of consent in your jurisdiction?
>>535092391I'll agree to being that.
>>535082493tbf they do make me support more Trump protests with stunts like this.
>>5350924961 tastefully sized jar with your photo on the lid, please. Like those Lush products with the photo of the person who prepared it on the side.
>>535092669I can do that. What are you willing to pay? And none of those beaver bucks or whatever you faggots use.
>>535081305No
>>535089087
>>535085615The rope is circumcised
>>535092776I only have beaver bucks and Stanley nickels.
>>535079852I’d fuck maybe two of three of those. Why is it almost exclusively moldy, gravel assed hags doing these naked whorish protests?
>>535081305>>535081403
>>535081689Even if she married a movie star 6ft tall, 6 pack, 6'' penis, who owns horses, 3 mansions and plays rugby, it wouldn't be enough
>>535081305Nigger ape faggot cocksucker beaner kike
>>535092101>>535092190Every man would accept a nugget gf.
>>535083897why would you want to fuck that.
>>535092669That Lush place makes some good shit. I stopped by one in the Dallas mall while traveling once and got some wasabi shampoo. Shit had my scalp tingling and actually smelled really good 10/10.
>>535093361I'm not trying to accept her, I was just saying that she would make my usual tactics of getting laid so much easier.
>>535082072>he's right>cryingThey were hanging them from trees and trying to keep them out of their neighborhoods and schools.
>>535079852>we will protest Trump, who enjoys naked women, by being nakedMaybe they're self aware enough no one wants to see their bodies naked and are trying to punish people with their nakedness.
>>535081689If she fixed her hair and was good at sucking and swallow she would could get anyone tho
>>535082600Kek that cannot possibly be real
>>535093549I've kept a bottle of their cinnamon scented body wash for years. The vagina women go crazy for it.
>>535082805Got you buddyApologies for the delay
>>535088228LOTTA potential in elephant basedjacks doing the point thing with their trunks tbdesu
>>535093981I don't get it
>>535094392Original, popular right now with the usual paid disseminators
>>535094392What’s left of Sarah is in the box
>>535094460KekHoes BIG MAD that we don’t want to live next to niggers just ‘cause
>>535086025potato tomatohttps://youtu.be/Q5Jkf7gVjEc?t=3
>>535083009First time a decent chunk of these exhibitionists look alright tho, always something
I have been Kekking at this one periodically for years now
>>535093708And the proceedings decades showed the wisdom of their attempts
>>535079852
>>535094565literally us.and i couldn't be happier.
>>535094747Based.Got any funny tard wife stories we would enjoy?
>>535088228WHOLESOME
Somali is not a real language. Try this out. I have a few examples to show you what I mean
>>535094705>Do what we say or we'll be naked!>NOOO STOP LEFTY YOU WINAt least they know how gross they are
>>535094747I would, but my biggest worry is also having retarded kids
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>>535095036
>>535087569Nigger
>>535095073
>>535095022why? happiest people in this world, blessed from birth, can't ever sin, it's an immediate ticket to Heaven, _they_ are the Lord's chosen.
Back to regularly scheduled memes
>>535094667>the proceedings decadesDid you mean preceding decades?That would also be incorrect but I think you meant that.
>>535090965>used?Is this vance's couch?
>>535081505Telling people to go to plebbit for Christ posting? They're really not sending their best. God can see you under that kippa and he doesn't know you, rabbi. Christ is king.
>>535079852I'll bang the black into sky blue hair chick on the left and the 2 chicks on the right for the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yZz18gTF8
They're loyal to Trump till the end
>>5350798521 would
>>535094830>be me>taking a walk with the wife and the kid>nice spring evening, total peace>kid is being stubborn, refuses to sit in the stroller>end up carrying him; he falls asleep on my shoulder>dog person walks past us>dog sees the massive empty stroller and lets out one "woof">wife immediately enters sub-orbital rage mode>starts screaming at the guy to shut his dog up>I tell her to pipe down, she’s literally louder than the dog>"HE WOKE THE BABY">I’m looking at the kid; he’s dead to the world, hasn't moved an inch>tell her he's still asleep, calm down>she lunges at the stroller with crazy eyes to check the bassinet>sees it's empty>turns to me and shrieks: "IDIOT! YOU LEFT THE BABY AT HOME!">she pulls a full Olympic sprint back toward the apartment building>stand there on the sidewalk>empty stroller in one hand, warm sleeping baby in the other>make eye contact with the dog owner>we both just watch her disappear into the distance>mfw even the dog looks like he feels bad for me>be me>taking a walk with the wife and the kid>nice spring evening, total peace>kid is being stubborn, refuses to sit in the stroller>end up carrying him; he falls asleep on my shoulder>dog person walks past us>dog sees the massive empty stroller and lets out one "woof">wife immediately enters sub-orbital rage mode>starts screaming at the guy to shut his dog up>I tell her to pipe down, she’s literally louder than the dog>"HE WOKE THE BABY">I’m looking at the kid; he’s dead to the world, hasn't moved an inch>tell her he's still asleep, calm down>she lunges at the stroller with crazy eyes to check the bassinet>sees it's empty>turns to me and shrieks: "IDIOT! YOU LEFT THE BABY AT HOME!">she pulls a full Olympic sprint back toward the apartment building>stand there on the sidewalk>empty stroller in one hand, warm sleeping baby in the other>make eye contact with the dog owner>we both just watch her disappear into the distance
>>53508168990% of women throw all their idealized notions of a man out the window the second a 5'10" Chad with a dad-bod and says some charismatic funny shit that makes her giggle and schlick herself to the chair where she sits. Women are emotional sexually reactive animals, they don't know what they want until you give it to them. Be white, responsible, financially independent, charming, and meet women in real life by having a ton of friends and the dating game is ez mode. Incel shit is brownoid liberal cope.
>>535096017My fucking sidesThe graphic really tied it all together lmfaoWish I still had the basedjak image some Dutch guy made about my jew kid in high school story
>>535094613its been so many years, still cracks me up
https://youtu.be/oeZLbeHtmuc?
>>535095999Even getting naked for Trump
>>535096262>DO NOT grab me by my pussy>do NOT sexualize my arguments>so anyway this is my pussy everybody. Your minds changed yet?
>>535093517Exactly why indeed. You could fuck a non land whale and actually enjoy the experience. Jeets like that Canadian there are truly a desperate bunch.
>>535096165>>535096017whoops copy/paste faili'll do better next time
>>535079946You don't have to like Trump to support this. I hate Trump just as they hate Trump, but I also am nothing like these leftoids and would be happy to see Trump kill them all.
>>535079852I'm surprised so few are fat, but this was 10 years ago, so would probably be very different today lol.
>>535094613>>535096210literally leaking at the eyes
>>535096165from le wife:"I prayed to God to give me a good husband. And God gave me a good husband. But my husband didn't pray. He got what he got."true fucking story and i love her to death.
>>535079880Cursed!
>>535081305How cute....
>>535094613shit this one still gets me so fucking funny
>>535094382KekThe Toropets schizo posted his home address on /pol/ multiple times. He lives in New York.
>>535096844Bless her pea pickin’ heart
