Redpill me on Saturn
It's upper midwit tier pattern recognition
god liked it so much he put a ring on it
>>535086819so the quick rundown is that saturn used to be the earths original sun before it was captured by this current system ca. 7000 years ago.so because saturn was the most prominent object in the sky (was much closer to earth than the sun is now) and because it sometimes flared up and brought destruction it became the top God in every culture around the world.
>>535086819>saturn literally wears a yarmakulethis is a simulation
>>535087065>upper midwit tierFucking promotion, lads!
>>535087065fpbp
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We Jews control "The Matrix" with our Jewish schizomagic
>>535086819The Bible associated the now called “star of David” with remphan, a demon of Saturn over 2,000 years ago. Specifically in Amos 5:26 and Acts 7:43. The hexagon on Saturn’s North Pole wasn’t discovered until 1981 by the voyager, so how did the occultist jews know this connection? The devil told them. Scripture clearly says to stay away from it. To me it’s just proof the jews are the synagogue of Satan for proudly using that symbol today. Look at the 9/11 memorial designed by a jew- it’s an inverted black cube. There’s also something fishy about Muslims rotating around the black cube in Mecca that contains the space rock. That religion came from an angel of light encounter in a cave, which Paul warned about in Galatians 600 years prior. The preternatural celestial knowledge to me points to the end times and Antichrist being an alien deception, ergo >actually goyim we made you and you’re religions and you’re just a genetic experiment now renounce Christ and we’ll save with high technology and the fact that the elites use the 6 pointed demon star is just verification that it’s fake. Kind of rambly but I don’t feel like proofreading
The stars was the closest thing we had to TV back then. Chads liked how Jupiter moved, weirdos liked Saturn. Jews were Saturn guys before they started larping as monotheists so that they could justify intolerance against people who dont think jews should control all the money in the world
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>>535087539"You" "jews" "control" "a" "matrix". Shit sucks btw. D- see me after class.
>>535086819>>535087065Linguistic astrologic schizophrenia blended with gematria syncretism.Retarded talking points for people who desperately need there to be guardrails in reality.
>>535086819Why do jews have their sabbath on Saturnday?
>>535086819Essentially the flat earth of esotericism. It's designed to waste your time with moronic dogshit.
>>535087181THE MICRONOVA!!!!
>>535086819The rings of Saturn are only between 10 million and 100 million years old. The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs hit during that time. Something kinetic turned a moon (or many moons) of Saturn into dust, and we also has a near-extinction impact. A bit of a strange coincidence.
Joos is when square
>>5350868196th planet from our sol centre, 2nd largest in the system, third largest mass after the all mighty sun. Keeps ur-anus and Neptune at bay while Pluto uses it in attempts to break free.
>>535092210the fall of the angels, who "fell like lightning from heaven" as Jesus says.
Don't (You) me
Sexy console
>>535086819nintendo shitcube
>>535086819The dimensions of space in the form of Hebrew cardinal numbers (Aleph, Mem Shin) to represent the XYZ plane, and the 7 doubles of Kabbalah on the periphery (that each represent a human concept) to represent all other axis’ of creation.Then, because the word of god has created the boundaries, tthey put the Torah scroll in the middle of the ‘creation’ or the cube, to sanctify it. Then the tefilin leads the word from the cube (crown). To the left and right sides (the two pillars) and unifies it with the body. According to them. The idea is that Saturn is the ruling supernal body of time, according to many cultures also.
If an ancient man saw Saturn for the first time, he would describe it as a wheel within a wheel and eyes (moons) all about
>>535086819I miss the Gamecube Era.
>>535092979pretty good. a couple things about this:the chi rho (the super imposed X and P) labelled in the image as "Vatican Logo" is actually just the first 2 letters of Jesus in Greek. It's what Constantine saw in his prophetic dream "under this sign conquer" that led to his conversion to Christianity. It's a common symbol dating back to very early Christendom because it's just a shorthand for Jesus, and the new testament was written in greek. Also the 9/11 memorial should be added. It's also a black cube and was designed by a jew. It's a very blatant "we did this and are mocking you to your face thing.
I took the INFRAred pill...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>535093431Agreed. I didn't make it, but it's due for some updates. I think the image dates back to some random apolitical schizo's activist webpage from the mid-late 2000s
>>535087585Fine post, anon. That's about sums it up but there's more.
>>535086819>>535086819
>>535093035I never had one but I had a genesis
>>535091351Its the 7th day.
>>535086819Abrahamism is a demonic astrocult.
>>535091351>>535094994yeah "saturnday" comes from the greeks and romans. Christians moved the sabbath to sunday because that was the day Jesus rose from the dead. Christians denoms argue with eachother about what day to use but the book of Romans explicitly states it doesn't matter as long as you have one.
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>>535086819The saturn was the 3rd place competitor after the Playstation and N64. The sales were poor outside of Japan but it's generally regarded as a hidden gem
>>535087065Misunderstanding nature's base-12 foundation is a serious problem for conspiracy n00bz.
>>535086819it's broken
>>535086819Reminds me of the Nintendo GameCube power on animation.
>>535087065>It's upper midwit tier pattern recognitionPerfect definition of a jew
>>535087585911 memorial being inverted / invisible is a great detail. I guess it really was ritual sacrifice.
>>535096777>but it's generally regarded as a hidden gemThere's like 8 games on that thing worth playing. Which is a shame because it was basically Sega arcade hardware for the home. That's complicated though when you don't have arcade game budgets and development times and most home console game devs not having arcade machine coding skills.
>Saturn ate his sons partly because he feared their power when grown men.It's about sacrificing the future or maybe someone else's future for your own blessings/youth/riches, not unlike the pyramid belief that other must suffer so a few at the top can enjoy life.
>>535093035The saturn has always had a certain mystique to it.
>>535087345let's gooooooooooooooo
>>535098271It's a tale as old as humanity. Adults/parents have sacrificed their own children for greed or other reasons throughout history.
