moids can’t even begin to understand this
>I deserve a be paid to take care of my childembarrassing, honestly
>>535094749Just kick the stupid bitch out. She can sort it out while homeless.
>>535094749Babysitters don’t get paid $40/hr. More like minimum wage.
>>535094919>>535094929Well, first and second post have it, nothing more need be said, all that can be done now is to explore tge logical and philisophical depths of these two points.
>>535094749>look I posted it againtake you D&C shit elsewhere
>>535094749Kek her hourly rate is absolutely fucking delusional
>he starts charging her rent>its over
Nothing about who cooks. Private chefs can easily make 6 figures.
>>535094749Her hourly rates are delusional and so are the hours
>>535094749>40 dollars for cleaningAt that point just hire a maid and kick the cunt out.
Primary Financial Provider (Nov 22, 2024 – Present)5,840.00 hours @ $85/hr = $496,400.00Sperm Donation & Genetic Legacy Creation (premium service)Lump Sum = $250,000.0024/7 On-Call Protector & Security Detail4,256.00 hours @ $65/hr = $276,640.00Heavy Physical Labor (trash, repairs, yard work, bug killing, moving furniture, etc.)2,920.00 hours @ $55/hr = $160,600.00Emotional Labor (listening to complaints, nodding)3,650.00 hours @ $70/hr = $255,500.00Pregnancy Support (late-night craving runs, hospital bag carrying)480.00 hours @ $100/hr = $48,000.00Postpartum Emotional & Logistical Support (including enduring this invoice)1,200.00 hours @ $75/hr = $90,000.00Tax Burden & Insurance Premiums Paid (Feb 2025 – Present)13 months @ $1,200/month = $15,600.00Career Risk, Sleep Deprivation & General Male Existential DreadLump Sum = $150,000.00Subtotal: $1,742,740.00Deductions:Wife’s Occasional Cooking & Selective Affection456.00 hours @ $35/hr = -$15,960.00Health Insurance (that you use more)13 months @ $350/month = -$4,550.00Total Amount Due: $1,722,230.00
>>535094749such retarded bait
>>535095661>comparing private chefs to home cooking
>>535094919She's literally demanding $45/h to sleep it's unreal
>>535095661>mI work in culinary and most private chefs don’t make near that. The average income for a private chef in the US is 29 dollars an hour. Top private chefs can make 6 figures but that’s after years of working in a Michelin star restaurant under a celebrity chef and having your name be recognizable so some richfag will hire you. TikTok is full of private chefs lying about their incomes so everyone thinks they are make way more than they do. You wouldn’t hire some random private chef who worked at a buffet in Vegas for 6 figures a year, neither would actual rich people.
>>535095971Fuck did not mean to green text at all kek, whatever point still stands
>>535094749>moids can’t even begin to understand thisI would just print an invoice where it says I give here 500k. Worth as much as her paper. I can play games its fun.
>>535095971Looking at this invoice I doubt she does the cooking so either he does it or he spends even more than a private chef would cost on restaurants for whatever ridiculous shit she demands to eat. Chefs making 100k isn't the norm but I can cook better than a lot of the ones that do. Better send my ex-gf a bill.
>>535095949When you have a baby you have to stay awake most of the night.
>>535094749>No mention of stress relief in the paymentsoof, poor guy
>>535094749I don't think night nurses make $45/h. Nor do I think her "lost wages" were $75/h eitherAlso it looks like her husband pays for her health insurance and does enough of the cleaning she's marked it for $18,000.This reeks of a person who has never learned the value of a dollar or worked a day in her life. Probably get hitched after school and just googled the upperbracket of wages to make this
>>535097815when you have a baby they will wake up every 3 to 4 hours to feed, that means once or twice a night for 10 minutesthey will also sleep most of the day, so you get to napby 3 months old they will sleep for 8 hours at night, and you still get to nap during the day
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