What are computer science majors supposed to do now?
>>535107537Learn how to aluminize some ANFO
>>535107537Self-terminate.
>>535107587This
>>535107537buy kneepads
>>535107587yeah and how about actually make yr own 2bit machine with some 4000cmos so the fukn glow niggers cant trace you
>>535107537I had a friend who did a BS in comp sci at a richfag private university I think it is actually the 2nd or 3rd most expensive one in America. It’s really god damn expensive. And not Ivy League, I got accepted there with a scholarship (means nothing since everyone I knew who applied there got offered a scholarship) too but no fucking way I was paying that tuition He made good grades tooHe couldn’t find workSo he got a masters Still couldnt land a jobSo now he’s doing a doctorate Wish him the best of luck
So funny that there was like a decade long campaign of "LEARN TO CODE" that directly preceded AI making all coding jobs redundant.A prayer for all the poor souls who actually learned to code.
>>535107537move to india
>>535107537What you were always supposed to do. Which is between you and the living God, who showed you the way. Are you retarded? Are you asking how to ignore God all day so you can write algorithms for some regional auto-parts company? Wrong board. CS dudes know how to engineer information. They know how to build complex decision trees. I guess those skills are only useful if you have a plastic badge around your neck from an H1B factory? Maybe you are smart and should get the fuck away from computers altogether.
scam old ladiesturn the tablestake the jeets jobs
>>535107537Bootstraps
>>535107537Fuck the system and go live alone in the wilderness.
CS isn't that bad. It's still the same employment rate as 2016. It's just all the wannabe FAGMAN zoomers and 200k/yr tiktok coffee drinker DEI got filtered.
>>535107537guess i have to reeducate myself... pre-school teacher or something might give me a job fast
>>535107537Grow a beard, get some shades and a baseball cap, buy a truck and take the bluecollarpill
>>535107537computer science
>>535107537Accelerate to the nearest McDonald's eat a Big Mac and ask the manager if they're hiring
>>535108307And make 20-30$/hr to do labour around alcoholics, junkies, illegals and retards.
>>535107537the girls left over are supposed to settle down and get married or transfer over to light management like HR or supervisors. the men left over are supposed to kill themselves or become opioid addicts.
>>535108366You forgot the part where you ruin your body in 5 years or so kek. Truly the jobbest of jobs
>>535108397Just become a NEET like me. Eventually the boredom becomes so bad the idea of having a job no longer sounds like hell on earth. Leave after 6 months rinse and repeat ad infinitum
>>535107537Bare hands type on keyboards.
>>535108307That’s my Facebook mentions whenever I say something bad about Israel
>>535107537If learning to code didnt work you're gonna have to suck start a shotgun.
>>535107537Same as everyone else: die on the street.
>>535108307Yeah preach, preach.
>>535107537You got several options, learn to dig, learn to flip patties or sell your body to strangers.If all else fails learn to tie knots.
>>535108529im a mechanical engineer and i have never had a problem finding a job.
>>535107537Write software for six figure salaries. I’m on year 12 of doing so while /pol/ and /g/ have declared this field dead every single one of those years.
BlockBusters hand jive.It won’t cure your problems but it probably serves you right so I don’t care.Here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z_uqL8opW8&ra=m [Open]I helped.
>>535108307thats what i done did anon its beeeeeeeen a wild fucking ride. These anons is right is rough on the body but when you are a CS Magician of Good what can you do?
>>535107537Learn plumbing, codeniggers
>>535107537>be me 38 year old millennial chad>got undergrad chem degree in 2010>no job prospects so got into codemonkey shit and then machine learning in late 2010s when you didn't need any specialized training for it>missed this whole piece of shit job marketsorry compsci bro. unironically pick up a shovel or learn how to build shit. senior devs are becoming boomers and literally using AI to keep out junior devs and protect their jobs
>>535107537garbage collect themselves
I've been an unemployed CS grad for a year. Probably gonna hang myself by the time I'm 30. Genuinely never felt so ashamedI don't know what to do, everyone clearly sees that I'm a failureI ain't even looking for sympathy just stating the obvious that is the shit show of being a cs grad.
>>535108307this but instead of blue collarpill just get on the miga influencer griftset and start posting ragebait social commentary on twitter with a checkmark to get goy gold
>>535107537pay denbts
The vast majority of computer programmers in industry are lazy and incompetent. I'm glad they're having trouble finding jobs. Programming, and engineering in general, is not something you can slack your way through. I have no sympathy for any of you.
Program yourself a time machine to go back and do a real engineering degree
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>>535107537Philosophy-chads rise up!
we build the quantum computer bros its the only way
Learn exploits on their systems and how to improvise EMP?Maybe?In Minecraft.
>>535107537Learn to plumb
Take revenge on the industry who betrayed them, by exploiting their faulty scripts.
>>535107537Learn to code, again.
>>535111563>engineering in general, is not something you can slack your way throughDepends. I'm not that smart so I have to do my hours to compensate, while some of my colleagues fuck around all day and still come up with a brilliant solutions.
>>535107537theres infinite jobs out there for non-retards. whether you want to work for someone or start your own business, or something in between (running a franchise). examples:>drain snaking business (buy snake from harbor freight for $150 dollars, call landlords/property managers and tell them to call you next time tenants have clogged drain, which 90% of time is just a snakeable wad of hair, other 10% refer the problem to more expensive full-service plumber)>mobile oil change (buy extractor for $200 and watch youtube videos of how to change car oil, go to peoples homes and do it for $100 each, which is significantly less than dealerships and even most lube shops charge)>endless oil services jobs in west texas>air traffic control (they train you and make six figures just telling planes and ground support to either wait or go ahead, not actually stressful despite whiny faggots saying it is, you already spend most of your time looking at a screen)>ICE is probably still hiring>police forces are always hiring, and you make bank and retire with a huge pension when you're only like 60 and you get to be the one deciding who gets arrested and who gets a citation, and its not actually dangerous at all despite what faggots say)>start a Grocery Outlet franchise (they source all the product for you and help you get started and then you just have to run the store and not be a moron and not hire niggers who steal from you or damage the products)ET CETERA
they should like get a trade lawl
>>535107537miggers will say you should become a trade boomer's personal slave and work 80 hours a week to get 1/2th the pay you wouldve had with a compsci major if they didnt import h1b shitjeets.anything to get those gdp line-go-up dopamine hits.
>>535112382I hate the brainlets as much as I hate the slackers. I have absolutely no use for either. Fortunately, they're going away.
>>535107537become increasingly unhinged and absurditymaxx. terry davis max and code your own operating system and compiler toolchain. communicate with god telepathically.
