what the FUCK did our ancient ancestors mean by this?
Ooga Booga Bigger
>>535110254
I think its entirely possible that it was meant to be a comedic figure rather than a sexual one
>>535110254Architecture
>>535110254they had great taste
your ancestors were furries actually
>>535110254a milk truck that can keep lactating for 3 weeks straight even if starving
>>535110254When your Testosterone is high this starts to become irresistible to you.
This confirms the 'out of Africa's theory
>>535110254Pregnant woman with large mammaries were important to society and thus had figures made of them. Probably served as a blessing for the child and motherHighly doubt its actually a fat woman given the more hunter gatherer approach to life most societies have and im not versed in where this artifact came from.
>>535110336Not with the hands resting on top of the tits. That's pure porn.
>>535110336Ive thought of this as well. There's no evidence that the figure was admired or worshipped. For all we know it was made by some guy having a laugh.
>>535110455fat bitch fat != mammary material
>>535110254These things were also made the most frequently during the worst parts of the ice age. When food became abundant fatass goddesses fell out of fashion.
>>535110254>ourIncorrect.Maybe "your," spoken "my" when you say it.
>>535110455Pregnant bellies don't grow sideways anon. A fat wife showed a surplus of resources and success as a provider.
>>535110529>measuring nipple to vagina with head centeredHuh. Did you know that nipple to navel and navel to vagina are supposed to be equidistant?
>>535110500Yeah but huge mammaries are incredibly rare in nature. You just think they're common because you see them all day online. Fat tits were actually achievable.
All of our ancestors were Pierce Brosnan
>>535110529Damn, I never considered the universe was a fine bitch.
>I don't understand why in a society where food is social status people make statues of fat womenMen used to hunt while women stayed home with the kids. Men could not afford to get fat even if they had excess food cause a lardass isn't a good hunter.Women on the other hand could get fat and they probably did considering how much food rich groups had at their disposal. Men made statues of fat women who were a status symbol. I'm so rich my bitch is a lardass.
>>535110599It's pretty unreal how far females navels are from their genitals.
>>535110254Clearly a fertility veneration. But what did they mean by picrel? By the way, proof that germany was the cultural birthplace of humanity.
>>535110254It's an amanita muscaria (magic mushroom) emerging.
>>535110254architects have always been coping niggers
>>535110663It's actually really hard to get fat when you are on your feet all day. You'd need to be chugging milk and honey all day.
>>535110699
>>535110455>Highly doubt its actually a fat womanFat women were status symbols in a world where food is everything.Hunter gatherers were so good at hunting they killed mammoths like it was nothingm. Some of them had months worth of food at their disposal at all times. They were not always in starvation mode.
>>535110701Psychedelic people everytime
>meanwhile in japan
>>535110254If she so fat and ugly, you need to put a basket over her head…
>>535110701>>535110776
>>535110254Its an ayy's face with a top knot. Thats really what they look like.
Its possible it was a good luck or sympathetic magic figurine for pregnant women since childbirth has always been dangerous
>>535110738They weren't on their feet all day. Have you ever watched tribal footage? Lots of the time women just sit around with their kids. You think you can gather fruits 365 days a year? There were certain periods where gathering was used most food came from hunting. A group of 10-15 males could drop a mammoth like it was nothing and provide months worth of food for everyone.
>>535110814Imagine how many times these have been glazed
>>535110689I continue to be amused by it.Male ratio is bottom of scrotum.
>>535110254250,000 YEARS OF PLAPPING
>>535110876I meant the men
>>535110553Easily depicted as a sculpture by just having it be flat as in round. It pronounces the breasts more than if it was 3balls centered
>>535110913It feels good that others have noticed
>>535110701>>535110776>>535110834Why does the hair come down so far on the face? Because it's a stylized mushroom like on left of picrel
>>535110810She's 35,000 years younger. German venuses are the real deal.
>>535110922Oh yes that's why the statues are always of lardass women. I'm certain the women of tribal leaders would just sit around all day doin jack shit eating mammoth and sabretooth meat all day long. Not even joking.
big tits are for insecure fags
>>535110254they thought some dumb shit
>>535110924The deeply concave navel is another clue it's fat not pregnancy. I can't believe I have to argue this.
>>535110254in my opinion, made by someone who was in mourning and, looking at the dead body, carved in stone what he saw.
>>535110969It's not fucking drugs. They cover the face to emphasize the body as a sex object. Plus you can insert your own face with imagination.
>>535110924It's fat you turboretard. In a society where food is everyrhing fat becomes a status symbol. It's not rocket science.
>>535111071Sir. SIR. PHRASING.(no, this usage predates jeets, I didn't say anything of the sort.)
>>535110992I agree. Even today having a woman sit around while you feed her appeals to men for status and for sexual reasons.
>>535110254Our ancestors were into plapping.
>>535111071No? See the mushrooms in his robe?
>>535111070Freaky
>>535111144Imagine, if you would, an anatomical structure that does not require obesity to create the desired noise.
>>535110738Chimps and gorrillas aren't very busy, strange that Africans are fast twitch. Only humans run.
>>535111070Wrong and retarded. Since the guy had enough free time to waste it craving a rock he's obviously from a succesful group that had plenty of food available.He's obviously flexing the social status his lardass wife provides. Fat women survived periods of famine, skinny ones did not.
>>535110254How did they even know what a fat person looked like? Was there really that much food?
>>535111071Demeter and Persephone exchanging mushrooms
>>535111149No.
In a world where food is the most important thing, you're always hunting for food and migrating with animals for food the fatter your wife is the bigger your social status. It's a flex of food abundance, case closed.
>>535111188It would be amazing to me gorillas can get enough nutrients to support their frames without nonstop grazing. Bears eat non stop.
>>535111238looks like flowersbitches love flowers
>>535110701I see amanita muscaria in my dreams a lot, and whenever i try to eat them in my dreams, i would always wake up.
>>535111219>>535111312they ate mammoths and made houses out of the bones, there was plenty of food to go around. they're simply telling us to keep your women barefoot and pregnant. fattening them up makes this easier.
>>535111238Probably a flower but I haven't researched it. Also getting off topic. Images of mushrooms do exist.
Some tribes were killing so many mammoths that they were just cutting of the tongues and letting the bodies to rot. Not everyone in the stone age was starving all the time, some of them lived their entire lives with food abundance. Some of their wives were probably fat as fuck.
>>535111201Maybe a woman made it for her onlyfans kek
Phew...
>>535110336>>535110254It's a pregnant woman
>>535111357>>535111362>>535111407Here's the tree of knowledge of good and evil. notice the red circle with dots, just like the Amanita muscaria mushroom cap
If there was a food shortage for some reason (lack of mammoths let's say) the fat wives had better chances of survival.Makes sense you wanna fatten your wife as much as possible.
For me, it's the Venus of Monruz
>>535111421That seems morally wrong on an instinctual level. Though orcas do the same thing with shark livers.
>>535111504Those are apples anon
>>535111569Looks like a tool no?
>>535111492It's a fat woman. It's like making a statue of your trophy wife.
They knew.
>>535111588You should read about Bison cliff throwing. Some tribe in America killed hundreds of bisons in one hunt by tricking them into falling off a cliff.Of course they let most of them to rot.
>>535111602>>535111504oh and this 13th century depiction of the tree of knowledge of good and evil... is that an apple tree too?
>>535111737
>>535111812Yes that is the mushroom from Super Mario that makes you grow when you eat it
Seriously now, living in the Paleolithic right before humans started hunting species into extinction was pretty nice. Hunting techniques got so good you would hunt animals for delicacies instead of doing it for survival.
>>535111638That's what fat women have tried to say for years, "look at all these ancient artifacts where cultures worshiped fat women!"But, no. They're all pregnant women. All artifacts of these types are just of pregnant women, because the miracle of birth is what's being recorded. Don't believe otherwise
>>535111635Possibly, but paleontologists believe it to be a depiction of the female form, and I prefer to believe that.
>>535111737Yo pajoot that's a Sycamore fig.Being an Indian you think of a fig tree as a tropical big canopy tree with clusters rather than how Mediterraneans see a fig.
>>535110254The savage world valued anything that signified abundance. We don't live in a savage world anymore you're allowed to hate fat bitches.
>>535111916They flexed fat women in a time where food was the only currency. Tribal leaders would probably be fat themselves since they didn't hunt and wanted to flex their wealth and power.Fat nowadays is no longer a status symbol because food is cheap and everyone has access to it, even if the statues are of pregnant women fat was still a status symbol for a long time even during medieval times
>>535112004>ahhh it's just like in my movies fat people are nobility that's god code you dipshit, we didn't invent it.
I'm not saying fat is attractive, I find fat women disgusting but that's how it was. Perhaps aesthetics were not as important in a world where if you didn't hunt properly you starved to death.
>>535112142they still made skinny anime bitches back then. these apes are just lazy and hairless
>>535110254If MY anCHESTors would be predominant then we wouldnt have that many surfing boards and the world would be at peace.I kinda dont like fat women.
>>535110254And it was when the sons of men began to multiply upon the face of the earth, and fair daughters were born to them; and the sons of the great saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and painted, and curled, walking with revelation of the flesh, and with imaginations of wickedness; that they took them wives of all who pleased them.
>>535112217And the Lord said by His Word, All the generations of the wicked which are to arise shall not be purged after the order of the judgments of the generation of the deluge, which shall be destroyed and exterminated from the midst of the world. Have I not imparted My Holy Spirit to them, (or, placed My Holy Spirit in them,) that they may work good works? And, behold, their works are wicked. Behold, I will give them a prolongment of a hundred and twenty years, that they may work repentance, and not perish. Schamchazai and Uzziel, who fell from heaven, were on the earth in those days; and also, after the sons of the Great had gone in with the daughters of men, they bare to them: and these are they who are called men who are of the world, men of names.
>>535110254Wide hips = healthy babyBig ol'tities are a bonus
>>535112142He mean she could be a tad fatter, anything that is between skinny and thicc with big tits.
>>535112205The holocaust set back titties thousands of years
>>535112295I dunno why birds flee from women, i would assume bigger predators arent a threat for them, unlike your momma. Or they move like cats.
>>535112309Nazism was an expression of German homosexuality. Ofcourse, it all makes sense now.
>>535112381Oh shit it was the war of the tit.
>>535112435battle of the boob
>>535112381Maybe the homosexuals have a certain hatred for anything normal from their perspective.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E
>be bored hunter>carve figure for lols>show friends, laugh, throw in big>onions faced archeology fag discovers it>OMG they worshipped this!!!kekimagine when someone digs up a funkopop after ww3
>>535110254The theory that these were made by regular sized women looking down at themselves makes the most sense. It would also explain why there is no face.
>>535111916Even ancient man must have known the only way to carry forward was with the protection of women, keeping them fed and pregnant. Can't even imagine was life was life 50kya in the late pleistocene. To think tens of thousands of years carried on the same over and over across the planet and things only really began to change just 12kya.
So do you guys think they used anything for periods or were there 12 year old cunnies bleeding all over the place?
>>535110768>Fat women were status symbols in a world where food is everythingwho told you that?
>>535111945female with a circular hole on the chest?
>>535112643It wasn't that bad they killed mammoths just to eat their tongues.>>535112686Your whore mother. Also common sense in a world where famines could be expected at any time fat people were better off than skinny people, duh!
>>535112775Lol your understanding of history is poor, famines in hunter gatherer times? lolAlso women would be the last people they would be fattening up if there was a famine, it would be the men, so you know they could actually live and get food, a fat woman outlasting all the men would do what exactly?
>>535112501D-Cup Day
>>535110254what, you mean monmy?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>535112869>famines in hunter gatherer timesYou think every hunter gatherer tribe had food available at all times? Nonsense, a sickness going around could disable the men and stop them from hunting effectively and it's GG.Also how are you gonna fatten the men who are on their feet all day? Good luck that's just for women who have the privilege of being able to sit back and relax
>>535112686Still happening today https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N24CZ_Gf0uw
>>535112981I think it is called inCENTive.
This retard makes it sound like every tribe had a mammoth that spawns once per day in front of their tents ready to get speared lmao. There's plenty of ways you could starve in the prehistoric. an internal conflict between the men leading to multiple injuries could fuck up your hunting party, a blizzard could fuck up your hunting ability, animal migration or population depletion and so on and so forth. Oh and gathering is a meme have fun gathering food in the winter lmaoRetards think you would pick berries all year long
>>535110254For me, it's Dawn Perignon.
>>53511323395% of us would starve to death if society collapsed.
>>535112990>Also how are you gonna fatten the men who are on their feet all day?By eating?Lol are you retarded?you get fat by eating a surplus of food, still waiting on why you would fatten up women tho, the hambeasts are going to hunt mammoths once the men die of starvation? RerardYou've clearly read some stupid shit and internalized it without giving it any critical thought
Also for the men should be the ones getting fat. Have fun rolling your lard ass towards the mammoths, fucking moron.
>>535113372You're clearly retarded stop replying to me>men who need to be agile to hunt should be the ones fattening themselvesYou're a shit for brains abbo I presume
>>535110254Pure plap
>>535110254It's a War Pig.You would throw it over the wall of a neighboring tribe, it means their Chieftain's wife is a big fat pig. Then you would go to war.
Imagine trying to hunt with a party of men that look like those venus statues. What an absolute moron, jesus fuck
>>535113416>gypsy thinks obese strong women would save the day when the men died of starvation Take the L
>what the FUCK did our ancient ancestors mean by this?Those are from 5000 BC and before. That was the time when Saturn was our sun and Earth was situated beneath it. The motifs, symbolism, and artwork from that time will look very foreign to us. You'd have to figure out & look into what "culture" (as mainstream archaeology and history calls them) was around in the regions they were found. One thing to remember is that life was very different on every level back then, from the gravity to the creatures to the shine from Saturn lighting up the world with a purple hue to the constant balmy perfect weather everywhere and the size of plants and humans, literally everything. All symbolism and motifs back then were heavily correlated to astral phenomenon, as the sky was filled with large bodies very close to Earth in the Saturn Configuration. Venus and Mars were huge balls above the North pole with Saturn above them. Constant impacts and flybys of asteroids, comets, and ejecta from the bodies near Earth caused sights to behold in the sky at all times. Massive lightning strike and plasma events marked created major visuals in the sky for all of humanity to behold and make stories about. The continents were arranged differently in different sizes, some smaller and other larger than now. There was a lot more water in the sky until most of it condensed and fell to the ground around 4000 BC.Read more about this era of humanity and Earth here:>https://saturniancosmology.org/index.php
>>535113429Unless their Chieftan was Kitchener Leslie. Oh...oh...oh...boy.
>>535113367Original Onlyfans
>>535113372Without processed carbohydrates and dairy products it's pretty hard to get fat.
>>535113429Lmao
>>535110254That we need our wives and mothers to give birth to females that will be appealing to big black cocks.
>>535113535You could eat the women
>>535113607Is this worth reading
>>535110254>what the FUCK did our ancient ancestors mean by this?They invented BBW porn before jews and the porn industry even existed.
>>535113816At the very least it's a very interesting hypothesis. Plasma cosmology in general has some wild ideas that are at least worth being aware if even if you don't buy into any of them.
>>535113791Good point
>>535110254>what the FUCK did our ancient ancestors mean by this?No idea.
>>535110314Plumpay
>>535110254Our ancestors were based beyond belief and we are barely rediscovering how based we can be
>>535113607this is schizo but i love it
>>535110648That's why man has the innate instinct to explore the universe.Big think
>>535110254There were always weebs..
>>535110883>Grug buy venus statue with many berries>Grug puts venus statue in small hollow log
>>535110254You never been to any r34 sites? Some degenerate gooner made this to jerk off in his fucking shitty leaf bed at night.
>>535114221Why is Ephebophilia not represented? All their porn is fully grown women.
>>535113816>>535114055It's everywhere, anons. Every mythohistorical record around the planet from people who didn't know each other all said similar things:>there was this big ball in the sky shining our world that most closely shares the characteristics of Saturn>there were massive plasma events everyone saw: the squatter man, crown in the sky, and dragon (archeologists and historians cannot explain how this mythical creature appears independently across isolated cultures from all over the world), Anthony Peratt's work is very good at describing this with his research on plasma physics>the axis mundi (mostly from cultures in the northern latitudes where one could see the current/plasma stream connecting Saturn and Earth)>orbs
>>535114205Holy fuck Ai can be good sometimes. Fucking saved
>>535114374I'll pass
>>535110254The first feminist of womankind made that.
>>535114190I thought the same but it explains a lot and when you pair with mythohistory and ancient symbolism along with motifs, it's undeniable. It's where the kabbalah comes from along with tons of other occult bullshit. There was a website "Saturn Death Cult" filled with redpills on this subject. Sadly, they took it down. Probably too on the nose. There's a text version archived:>https://archive.org/stream/the-saturn-death-cult/The%20Saturn%20Death%20Cult_djvu.txtAlso a guy on YouTube who narrates the content. Forgot his name but you likely find it with a quick search.
Ancient butt plug.
>>535114666Melman, is that you?!?!?
>>535114856AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHGLORIA
>>535110254caveman porn
>>535110254Maybe an ayy species looks like that? With no eyes whatsoever?
>>535110873Not plump enough
>>535110254Pregnant women are hot
>>535110918That image made me smile like an idiot. Thanks anon.
>>535110254>our ancestorsThat doll was discovered in Europe, Ranjeet, not in a shithole called India.
>>535110254YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GRUG MEANT.
>>535110254maybe those are the real forms of reptilian woman.so it would make sense if reptilian woman, perceived by humans would appear to be those obese fat human females.
>>535110336>>535110481
>>535116403>soientist
>>535110918All it needs is a wojack face and that slampig girl meme face. Pottery
>>535110254Fun Fact: The Venus of Willendorf is a 30,000 year old figurine discovered in Austria with the oldest evidence of hair braiding on the planet. Remember this the next time some NIGGER claims they invented braiding hair.
>>535116353Wrong This is how a female reptilian looks like
>>535116353maybe you are a shitskin with sub 80 iq
>>535110254MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON
>>535110336>i-it's just a joke, guys...they didn't believe him back then, either
>>535116634>t. scalyDon't get your shedding skin on a twist, anony.
>>535116623>>535116634whoa guys, i didn´t think i would hit the spot?>now shit just got real, uh!?i would never guesses 2 reptilians would reply to me.
>>535110254You know exactly what it meant.
>>535116864im gonna haunt you
>>535114901I kneel.
>>535110254Fertility, abundance, fecunditySome like this were ritualistically inserted into the ground as a symbolic seed.
>>535110254The first sculpted yo mama joke.
>>535110648She isn’t called Nut for no reason anon
>>535111718>Of course they let most of them rotAnd that's your speculation. Leading to false equivalence with what the usual suspects did.
>>535112771Maybe it's meant to have a price of cordage run through it so it doesn't get lost. Maybe it's meant to be fingered while you're jerking off to it. I don't fucking now. What do (You) think it's for?
This was paleolithic Europe's "Rubenesque" period.
>>535116623the North Man 0,0000000000001 attosecond after saying "Skyrim to the Nords!"
>>535110254I imagine it's from the worlds first prop comic and he invented the your momma joke. Your momma so fat. How fat is she? and then he pulls out this sculpture and everyone cracks up laughing at how disgustingly fat the sculpture indicates yo momma be. Sort of like a pre-historic Carrot Top.
>>535116930Just make sure you do it by day. The night is cold here, you might freeze up and get sluggish!
>>535110254when food was rare, fatness meant power.
>>535117232Ow, my dick.
>>535110254fertility mattershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a856jos1bSo
>>535117574>you might freeze up and get sluggish!kek, nice one shit thrower
>>535110254Found this on the side of the road
>>535116867Its cope to pretend your ancestors didnt get hard over this
the great mommy
Or him and his thiic troglobitch were into some kink shi
>>535117962They were like damn lizard bitch I want some of that lizard puss Come over here and sink your razor sharp teeth into me while I wrestle my dick into you cave man style lol
>>535110254>what the FUCK did our ancient ancestors mean by this?It's literally just a rabbit head wearing a hat, your mind is in the gutter.
>>535110254That is a healthy mother
>>535110254>>535110314Some things never change...
>>535110254>worshipping women>"I will not suffer a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."- 1 Timothy 2:12-15>"Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is shameful for women to speak in church."- 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
>>535110254Looks like Leslie Jones. Europeans were always nigger lovers lol
>>535110254Looks like an early form of DEI ("but fat girls are curvy" blah blah blah) ... Then look at actual curvy statues of women AnonNot difficult to figure it out
>>535110254>exist in a time where resources are hard fought and extremely valuable, and children have very high mortality rates>fat bitches exemplify having a lot of resources, wide hips and this can exist to create many childrenTRULY A FUCKEN MYSTERY OPMAKES NO SENSE
>>535110701Toadette circa 50,000 BC
War Pig.
>>535110254Men's taste in women has not changed for thousands of years. Why would you want to marry a stick who has trouble producing children when you can have a full bodied woman who will provide you with many children.
>>535110254Definitely not yours, canuck
plap good
>>535110254If you only knew...ohh if you only knew...you'd laugh even harder!!
>>535110314I like em chunkay
