PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>Pres Trump Participates in Military Mother's Day Event, Washington, DC 5/6/2026https://youtu.be/22HQKGoAnoA>Pres Trump Small Business Summit, Washington, DC 5/4/2026https://youtu.be/nEDoEBVlHJE>Pres Trump Greets Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/29/2026https://youtu.be/4hLYFGv9ktM>Pres Trump After WHCD Shooting, Washington, DC 4/25/2026https://youtu.be/ZHN8xcAJUsc>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://youtu.be/mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://youtu.be/mpKpfdZitCM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/7mlfws.txtprev >>535106452
Ultimate MAGA.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes It's time for our next annexation!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
Shill bros...we lost.../ptg/ won...again...
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
Current verdicts:Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunityGalette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply.Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.Chevron v Plaquemines: Chevron protected by FORSEnbridge v Nessel: Scope of ET decreasedHencely v Fluor: Conditional immunity for negligence in war zonesLA v Callais: VRA gerrymandering mandate unconstitutionalFirst Choice v Platkin: CPCs can accept anonymous donations.Awaiting verdicts:Hencely v Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step ActFernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceTrump v Cook: Removal of officialsNRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v Smith: IQ testingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AM&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
Biggest hack fraud in US history
>>535111454Do you do anything other than cry?
>Early bakeDisgraceful
MAGA
>>535111486Dilate I would reckon.
>>535111520Kek
How much longer until Trump comes home? Having been to China myself I found myself wanting to go home about five minutes after leaving the airport. China isn't the kind of place you want to spend a lot of time.
>>535111584he’s leaving tomorrow
ultimate MIGA
Fags tried getting a judge to knock down TN's new map. Didn't work.
Fucking LMAOSo it turns out that Xi didn't even say Iran shouldn't have nukes, Trump just thinks he did. What a failure.
>>535111743I thought it was today. Are you talking 'China time' or 'USA time?' How many hours until Trumo is back?
Hey, /pol/cucks! Your dethroned brown gods are very upset.
>>535111876>literal who
Feels great.
>>535111743what's he going to do when he finds out cia did a funny on tulsi?
>>535111960You can watch the Hannity interview yourself>>535111959He's talking about the UAE and their secret meeting with Bibi (which they are now denying), coping retard
>>535112008If that happened I would say he already knows.
Yappari, Xi is a docile lil buck for the Big Orange Cock
>>535111947yes today china time >>535112008she says it didn’t happen?
>>535111960It's the shill's personal account. He's been using it a lot recently.
>>535112104>He's talking about the UAE and their secret meeting with Bibi (which they are now denying)when did that happen
better not
>>535111395No... shut up./ptg/ lost and you're mad!I'm trans btw.
>>535112206You lost tranny
>>535112193The meeting was months ago (and also why they got the Iron Foreskin), Bibi announced it happened days ago and the UAE has been seething ever since
MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>535112196you and your great brown hope won't do shit when it does except cry and die :)
>>535112268Also iran is responding to something from months/days ago and not recent eventsany corroborating posts from iran showing that they are talking about UAE specifically?
>>535111876Jamal... the miggers are onto you: >>535112180Please refer to the opsec sticky in the Discord channel or I am going to have to dock your pay!
>>535112258NOOOO WHY ARE YOU SO MAD YOU LOST!!!
>>535112335>so iran is responding***
IDAHO PEDES! DO YOUR PART IN THE UPCOMING PRIMARY AND VOTE FOR INCUMBENT GOVERNOR BRAD LITTLE. BRAD HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP AND IS A PROVEN FRIEND OF ISRAEL.DO NOT LET MARK FITZPATRICK WIN THE PRIMARY! HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND MAKES WILD ACCUSATIONS ABOUT JEWS AND ISRAEL, AND HE IS TOO FAR RIGHT ON CULTURAL ISSUES, BEING A CRITIC OF BASED LESBIANS, GAYS AND BISEXUALS. MAGA UNDERSTANDS THAT WE NEED SOCIAL MODERATES LIKE BRAD LITTLE WHO WANT TRANNIES OUT BUT DON’T FIGHT WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. NO FAR RIGHT ANTISEMITES LIKE MARK FITZPATRICK.GET OUT AND VOTE AND LET’S KEEP IDAHO GREAT!PIC RELATED: TRENT CLARK, FORMER IDAHO REPUBLICAN CHAIRMAN WHO HAS SPOKEN OUT AGAINST FITZPATRICK AND AND ENDORSES LITTLE. HE IS EXTREMELY TRUSTWORTHY AND KNOWS MAGA NEEDS MODERATES LIKE LITTLE NOT NAZIS LIKE FITZPATRICK. KEEP IDAHO GREAT!https://www.idahostatejournal.com/freeaccess/opinion-gop-family-values-caucus-betrayed/article_5551b44a-6e2d-4763-91ec-04ec83506cb0.html
>>535112365I am seething like crazy nigger!
>>535112304I live and laugh plenty, whoever you are, you shit.
daily reminder a street shitting pajeet is the FBI Director
>>535112335>Also iran is responding to something from months/days ago and not recent eventsThe news story IS a recent event. The image I posted is from today.>>535112339Cope
>browns are coping alreadyThought so.
>>535112412snneeeeddd
>>535111960>>535112180He's a Meidas Touch fag who's sole job is to purposely obfuscate Trump statements for liberal talking points. Ever see Schumer use those giant waste of money poster boards with some out of context snippet of something Trump said? Those are often sourced directly from Acyn. Same with that other loser, Rupar or something.
>>535112272hemlo Pinky
Where are all the women?
>>535112272hemlo Pinky>>535112394still at this? sad
how in the world did that happen lolwell whatever
>>535112519Sneed?
Bibi will be jealous how much of a coward Trump is around Xi.
>>535112604Bill Clintoning
>>535112576>>535112608Henlo, fren! Hope you're doing well tonight! Nothing seems to be happening with Iran right now, but maybe something funny will happen on Caturday!
>>535112608BRAD LITTLE WAS ENDORSED BY TRUMP BECAUSE THEY BOTH UNDERSTAND LEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE GREAT, AND WE NEED FARM WORKERS. WE LOVE HISPANICS! FITZPATRICK IS AN ACTUAL BIGOT, A REAL ANTISEMITE AND DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IDAHO NEEDS CONSERVATIVE CATHOLIC MEXICAN FARM WORKERS TO KEEP IDAHO GREAT. VOTE FOR LITTLE! THE GOD EMPEROR ENDORSED HIM AND THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
Don't tell the President we are sneeding!
>>535112539>obfuscate Trump statements for liberal talking pointsDon't think he needs any help with that
>>535111439Are those counties with ties? In a Presidential election? Entirely confined within the State of Mississippi? Something is wrong there.>>535111584Trump seems like he's done with China now. The discussion is already moving to Cuba.
>>535112539I deal with that dumbfuckery everyday here.
>>535112272Evening dorofren. Caturday soon.
>>535111268>gigachad Xi calls the US a buckbroken raped state right to Trump's face and he can only have another melty about it
https://x.com/JDVance/status/2055101522166309048
I am the sneed man
>>535112865Evening! Just one more sleep and some naps left!
>>535112691I did not have sexual relations with that Chinese couch! (I totally did)
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2055120423822471306
>>535113096>caring about the world stage when the world stage all hates white people
>>535113163Trump also has over 6 times amount of camera time as well. You lost.
>>535112866and then when america plans to build some advanced data center or something, china will flood the signal with agitprop against it.am i the only one that notices this?
>source: it came to me in a dreamhttps://x.com/nosoup4knowles/status/2055019481533935840
Jeets are playing twisted metal out here and white canadians still think they are just quirky wholesome chungus and we need more of them
i was going to post carol sturka but i sensed you were expecting it.this confuses and angers the trumplingsanyway, henlo fellow trumplings. what literal ccp propaganda today?
>>535112604Woman aren't really fit for high ranking roles due to hormone fluctuations every month that can impair decision making. Men follow a much more consistent daily cycle that moves alongside energy and can be more easily planned around. This all is why you only really see old women in high up roles as they can be medicated to have steady hormones.
>Cisco announces record revenue and 4,000 layoffs in the same day
>>535113515President Trump has just ROLLED UP to Zhongnanhai to meet President Xi, the CCP's main COMPOUND
>>535113515Good evening, kotman. Hope you're doing well and keeping the mental nighers thoroughly oppressed while also wrangling the tomboys. I'm a bit behind on the China Trip, so I'll be catching up in a bit when I get home.
>>535113597They lie about revenue to get boomer investors engaged.
>>535113639*mental niggersFugg.
Former Gavin Newsome chief of staff Dana Williamson pled guilty to federal corruption charges after funneling campaign money from Javier Becerra to his former chief of staff Sean Mcclusky aided by DNC lobbyist Greg Campbell. Williamson's top DNC lawyer negotiated to drop 20 of 23 charges and Mcclusky/Campbell also were given slaps on the wrist.So in summary another top California democrat guilty of corruption and the feds gave her a sweetheart plea deal. Story buried under the rung and the corruption continues. Two tier clown world justice.
Anyways, I'll see you niggies again in about 20 minutes or so
>>535113599>President Trump has just ROLLED UP to Zhongnanhai to meet President Xi, the CCP's main COMPOUNDoh sweet fug i hope he’s immune to everything>>535113639nigger by nigger, tomboy by tomboy, i slowly prevail, fren. drive safeive learned a secret to tomboys is getting them to be each others friends, which takes a lot of pressure off me.
>>535113639I hate mental nighers
>>535113515>i was going to post carol sturka but i sensed you were expecting it.>this confuses and angers the trumplingsWE DEMAND PRUFS OF CAROL>anyway, henlo fellow trumplings. what literal ccp propaganda today?retards that have been shrieking about how the Trump phone is never coming out are now shrieking because the Trump phone is coming out, drumpflers BTFOhow's the fren hows the gainz hows that big ass rock up a hill
LMAO, the best CIA niggers will do to Cuba is to repeat another tik tok operation to arrest a senile old man hahahahaha
>>535113935You have cockroaches in your house and you have to wear shoes inside because your floors are so dirty
Why isn't Todd Blanche prosecuting high profile corrupt politicians? Is he one of them?
>>535111439Is that a map of gaytardation areas vs MAGA red areas?
>>535114033He’s very upset because the third world and communism is getting raped.
langleybaker never recovered after Iran attacked every single american base in the middle east, Cuba might be his consolation prize if things go well
>>535113934>WE DEMAND PRUFS OF CAROLfine, take one of the blurriest pictures ever taken (of a woman above 50)>retards that have been shrieking about how the Trump phone is never coming out are now shrieking because the Trump phone is coming out, drumpflers BTFOthey forget that trump can just do things despite him having proven this many many times>how's the fren hows the gainz hows that big ass rock up a hillgood day today. the tomboys synergized with each other and thank fuck they did. i made some good diet gainz (or reductions) in that ive drastically cut my dairy intake and when im not feeling like im ngmi im feeling like a sexy kittyyou?
>>535114073He has to blame the CIA for why his country is so shit. That’s the problem with most third worlders, it’s always someone else’s fault.
>>535113935castro is going to die in an american jail :)
>>535114222A very sad development considering Drumpf wanted to invade Mexico and Cuba
>>535113433That jeet should have been turned into mincemeat and fed to the fish. The human trash that call themselves elite leadership that brought him in should be tied to a post after a swift trial for war crimes and shot.
>>535112680TDS is a real mental illness. MAKE ASYLUMS GREAT AGAIN
>>535114260OH NO NO NO>a-a-actually you lose if you winsad!
>>535114185He thinks I’m CIA and is somehow is still alive is proof he’s dumb. Why would he still be breathing if I, a major beaner hater, was CIA?
>>535114112I'd rather be on an American base in the Middle East as rockets are coming down all around me than in mexico getting skinned alive by my fellow beaners. You would too Paco.
>>535114345The people that were supposed to facilitate an invasion here are quitting. Shouldn't have sent everything to Iran
>>535114366How is little Iran kicking everyone's asses?
>>535114159>fine, take one of the blurriest pictures ever taken (of a woman above 50)lookin' like a snacc>they forget that trump can just do things despite him having proven this many many timesthey never learn, which is good, because I get to keep laughing at them>good day today. the tomboys synergized with each other and thank fuck they did. i made some good diet gainz (or reductions) in that ive drastically cut my dairy intake and when im not feeling like im ngmi im feeling like a sexy kittywell I'm glad linking up your toms worked out, and I hope your dietary experiments bear fruit. but the mental gainz are the hardest-won and most important.>you?still on track to ace this week, and still binging Tough Crowd an hour or two at a time while I play vidya. you would not believe how many times Colin and Nick Dipaulo say nigger, totally uncensored, on basic cable. and the NYC crowd all laugh and cheer. this was a scant 2 decades ago. I miss living in that world.
>>53511343330 months
>>535114222blud Castro's been dead for like a decade
>He thinks I’m CIA and is somehow is still alive is proof he’s dumb. Why would he still be breathing if I, a major beaner hater, was CIA?Two of your fellow glowies doing clandestine operations got shot in Chihuahua(a border state) lol
>>535114509dummy
>>535114468I have no idea what you ate talking about
and just to get ahead of it, none of the tomboys are for lewd and bisexuality is a…. tricky topic, so no blurry orgies even if i wanted to. in summation: my best friends are all women, my life is a strange hell and sometimes i kinda wanna die>>535114222please for the love of fuck let this happen. i need commies to have the most atomic of all meltdowns>>535114467>lookin' like a snaccdamn right>they never learn, which is good, because I get to keep laughing at themand they literally do it for free>well I'm glad linking up your toms worked out, and I hope your dietary experiments bear fruit. but the mental gainz are the hardest-won and most important.tyvm i love my tomboys when i dont want to esoteric them all, but those mental gainz are what this all hinges on>still on track to ace this week, and still binging Tough Crowd an hour or two at a time while I play vidya. you would not believe how many times Colin and Nick Dipaulo say nigger, totally uncensored, on basic cable. and the NYC crowd all laugh and cheer. this was a scant 2 decades ago. I miss living in that world.fuck do i need to find time for that. nostalgia is a powerfully addictive drug, but i fucking need it
And I'm back. Drive was uneventful.>>535113847>>535113847Damn good to hear it, fren. And that does indeed sound like a good way to manage the tomboys.
>>535112866TDS needs to be addressed at a national level. It's a real mental illness that requires compassionate treatment. Free food and housing for all sufferers of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Good awoovening! Caturday draws ever closer!
>>535114643Catto.>>535114673Doro.
>>535114800Check'd and good awoovening, classy awoo!>>535114801Owlman. Good to see you, I hope your day was good.
>>535114677there was an article recently that pointed out a study that indicated that communism attracts psychopaths and narcissists
also none of them enjoy pluribus on as many levels as i do>>535114673i blur smarter, not harder>>535114801gerald
>>535114857Damn right, my dude. That reminds me, I gotta do the pre-flight checks.
>>535114643>and just to get ahead of it, none of the tomboys are for lewd and bisexuality is a…. tricky topic, so no blurry orgies even if i wanted to.>in summation: my best friends are all women, my life is a strange hell and sometimes i kinda wanna dieI wasn't gonna ask because I don't understand, but I do send my support >damn rightwould that all women would take a page out of her book and keep it tight (I'm talking about her BMI of course)>and they literally do it for freethey're more consistently entertaining than anything on TV or movies right now, that's for damn sure>tyvm i love my tomboys when i dont want to esoteric them all, but those mental gainz are what this all hinges onjust remember, every day is a gift, even if that gift is a kick in the balls>fuck do i need to find time for that. nostalgia is a powerfully addictive drug, but i fucking need ithere's my secret sauce playlist for whenever you dohttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTIDernmMHtS-jxx8Bl75BWPd5LmSl_Gbe forewarned, on some episodes the audio is dogshit, but that's because the only known extant copies are VHS rips. if I had a shit ton of money, I'd pay Comedy Central whatever for the originals, I know they're hoarding them in some big-ass vault somewhere.
per capita more blacks are murderers than whites were slave ownersI want blacks to pay me reparations
>>535114842Henlo Doroposter, hope you're doing well. Are you still in jail or are you free now?
>>535112604Under the tables.
>>535114456it's not?
>>535114918Why don't you send them back to africa?
>>535114677How do leftoids respond to this without sounding mad?
>>535114222Fidel Castro is already dead. So now we're just locking up and killing his relatives instead! Honestly, we shouldn't stop with Raul either. We should lock up a lot more of them and chop off some of their heads, too.
>>535114920I'm free now, busted out early in the morning! Anyways, I had a decent day so I'm ready to enjoy the comfy now that I can relax.
>>535114366Isn't that basically a peace treaty at this point?
>>535111268What is the Zion Don's fan club concensus on Trump phone scam?
>Raúl Modesto Castro Ruz, 3 June 1931 (age 94)
>>535114842Yeah it was just okay.>>535114857Blur status?
>>535114999I seen it!Welcome back Pinky. Enjoy your tomfoolery, and/or shenanigans.
>>535114890roger>>535114897>I wasn't gonna ask because I don't understand, but I do send my supportmy major malfunction is that im like what mark frost told del toro that lynch was, im not ironic>would that all women would take a page out of her book and keep it tight (I'm talking about her BMI of course)100% this (plus she’s too good at cigarette acting to not be a regular smoker, which helps with appetite)>they're more consistently entertaining than anything on TV or movies right now, that's for damn suredamn do i wish that wasnt true>just remember, every day is a gift, even if that gift is a kick in the ballswisdom>here's my secret sauce playlist for whenever you doty>be forewarned, on some episodes the audio is dogshit, but that's because the only known extant copies are VHS rips. if I had a shit ton of money, I'd pay Comedy Central whatever for the originals, I know they're hoarding them in some big-ass vault somewhere.vhs rips are also nostalgic so i can dealbut now we blur
>>535114980I'd reply that TDS affects everyone in this thread, left and right. Trump has made all of them deranged.
>>535115084pretty blurry, you?
>>535115071>Raúl Modesto Castro Ruz, 3 June 1931 (age 94) - 3 August 2026 (age 95) (found dead in an american prison)
>>535115084Sorry to hear it was just okay, but that's still better than it being bad!>>535115089Will do!>>535115092Thanks, kotmander!
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
ITS TIME!!!!!
Remember: Mark Spencer supports the annexation of Cuba! He seriously has that on his campaign website's front page. Louisiana, make sure you vote for the annexations of Canada, Cuba, and Greenland on Saturday!
>>535115107I’ve been better. >>535115146At least I had some steak sandwiches.
>>535115188>>535115189Splendid and sequential frens!
>>535115189>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>535115188>>535115189>>535115190Well done!
>>535115188YES!>>535115189>>535115190Good job, fren and kot!>>535115205Silver linings, fren. Hopefully tomorrow will be better for you!
>>535115188Checked, and right on target.
>>535114848It's definitely true, as well as sociopaths and assorted other losers!
>>535114951>chugs another gallon of coca cola while pissing on the dirt floorbecause we have this thing called rule of law? come on pedro, work with me here. it's the same reason your hermana came to the US. that and all the BWC. just say>gracias El Donaldo Trump por sending my mamacita and abuelita home to meand stop being such a brown whiner!
>>535115214>>535115228>>535115249Thanks, frens!
>>535115280>because we have this thing called rule of law?I am sure your african diaspora cares about that. That's why you always lose
>>535115188>>535115190pretty good >>535115189nice
>535115188>535115189>535115190YES >>535115205hope you get better, buddy>>535115214ty boob abomination. a boobomination if you will>>535115221ty coral, nn and put a little more chipotle tobasco on those eggs>>535115228ty trumo>>535115240ty pinkyim out, nn frens
>>535115104I am a hardcore White Nationalist and I love Trump despite his imperfect policy that no one else would be doing better with. So no, he has not made everyone in this thread deranged. Politics aren't actually that serious.
How many of you fags bought the Trump phone and got scammed like retards? I know some of you did for sure.
>>535115051What is the scam?And why don't you like the GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME?
>>535115343kek ty and nn
>>535115188>>535115189>>535115190They did it >>535115240Yeah. A new baker is now needed and goodnight everyone, we are going to win.>>535115347Thanks Cat.
>>535115347Thanks, you're welcome, and goodnight, kotman!>>535115343Thanks, fren!Caturday SOON™!>>535115395Goodnight, owlman. I can bake one if I can find a good OP pic.
Sisters how are we feeling about the future midterms bloodbath?At least we helped Yisrael right?
>>535115356The fuck are you talking about? You're like two days behind the narrative.
>>535115441hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>535115051forced meme by TDS fags with nothing else to whine about. no actually gives a fuck about this, especially not the people who preordered as they will be happy with a refund or whatever they get. i can't speak for a consensus, but that's my observation as an elite iPhone chad. jk though, iphone sucks. i want to go back to android since i am not a woman and know how to use technology. maybe the Trump phone is for me actually?
>>535115448they’re doing a dress rehearsal
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!>>535115188>>535115189>>535115190Good awoovening and good job frens!So what's been happening?How's CHYNA trip been today?
>>535115104>im smerter den eberyone No, if you were smart you'd recognize Trump's formidable genius of leadership. Instead, you're an ignorant perpetual adolescent that prefers peace at any cost (fembrain, exactly as the leftoids).
>>535115471How does seeing trump grovel in china make you feel?
The midnight ritualposting is really weird and uncanny
>>535115562hey why didn't you answer my question?
>>535115547Thanks and good awoovening, fren!
>>535115441current polling has the house as basically a toss up. did you miss your script updates?
>>535115515Do I even want to know what's going on in that pic?
>>535115487>>535115448Perfect goycattle kek.
humiliation ritual
MIGA
>>535115601Good awoovening!
>>535115562Cry more, snail eater. Have fun with your new French people born in Africa. France is a black Muslim country now and you're no longer welcome here.
>>535115672No
>>535115685newfag
this is agroovementall MAGAall TRUMPall AMERICA
>Xi says right to Trump's face America is a nation in decline>Trump just bows his head and says nothingJesus christ.
>>535115742Good awoovening!
>>535115448So this is why they did that shill campaign. These people are fucking trash and should be covered in lye rotting in a ditch. Trump may be a chabbad jew lover but absolutely nothing excuses the behaviour of these ActBlue etc NGO tranny trash.
>>535115742Good awoovening!>>535115672Probably not.>>535115769Hell yeah, niggy
>>535115777>>535115799Checked and checked. Awoos are eternal
>>535115680>images(166).jpgLol, damn, even your shill folder is out of date. Did ActBlue just dump their surplus in lithuania or something like how the NFL dumps all the losing owl team merch in africa?
>>535115774NOOOOO ORANGE NIGGER! HE DID NOTHING WRONG, BIBI KIKE MAN DELETE THIS POST
>>535115774>tf>tp
>>535115688Damn straight. And Patriarchal Jews are getting Whiter every day. Seethe and cope.
>>535115774that's not what he said at all, and it was an opening offer (or rather a request)of course if you want to read into it more than required that's your faggy interpretation, because I saw it live.
>>535115562Humbled >>535115774I can probably steer the ship away from such a known obstacle
>>535115562how does being moroccan make you feel?
>>535115577Why didn't you?
XI HAS BIG BIG PENISDRUMPY SO SMALL
>the left can't me-
>>535116005uh what?>lol you are going to lose midterms>how much are you betting on the fact that "we" are going to lose midterms>DUDE CHINAi'll give you one more chance lol: how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>535115769Also awoo!>>535115826kek>>535116022What? I don't get itIs it mad because drumpf made the reflecting pool blue?
IT'S NOT TIME
>>535116047I accept your concession.
>>535115826 When you bought the phone did you know about the not guarateed to deliver clause?
Hormuz is worth a toast
>>535116022-me
>>535116077Check'd and correct! Still, good to see ya, Serena
>>535116022uhwut>>535116072lovin the fat Vance energy. i hope he isn't embarassed, i used to be fat too, 24 years ago and lost it all and became an athelete. I just think it's a wholesome fun meme.also I got my new fumo in the mail as well as the BEE suit so i'll try to get some pics soon.
>>535116078yeah the last frenchman really did die a few months agopathetic husk of a people
>OK we won't fund dhs and ice to make democrats happy even though they wouldn't vote for the bill before and still wouldn't after>well do it in a separate bill>senate parliamentarian, a far left partisan democrat given her job by harry reid, who has been dead for a while now, has ruled that they can't fund dhs/ice at all nowWow, I never could believe this was the ploy all along
>Biden was chosen by God to lead usThis is how stupid you sound
Reminder that I am baking.
>>535116077Checked and good job!>>535116099Hormuz is worth toasting more IRGC>>535116195I think the meme was originally supposed to make fun of him but actually made him a fun endearing character>>535116231And Thune will let it all happen as per usualAs much a snake as McConnell
>>535112798>discussion is already moving to Cuba.Trump moving too fast I can't keep track
>>535111869Based. All hail the great state of Tennessee!
>>535116231now it completely has to go through reconciliation, and is a not so cloaked attempt at letting an invasion happen in our countryanyone who votes democrat should be treated as a foreign agent, and ejected from our countrysimple as
>>535116400we're tryin
>>535116122It is what it is. >>535116231May I see "Senate Parliamentarian" in the Constitution?>>535116332Henlo!
>>535116315that's what you think
>>535112251What's this from? Why no Trumo footage today? I want my money back.
>>535115672You already know Anon... you already know
>>535116544Check'd and it do bee like that sometimes.>>535116561Jokes on you, I got plenty of time!
>>535113741Good they pled guilty. Sucks that they get a slap on the wrist but I'm hopeful Vance' anti-fraud unit gains traction. If nothing else, it's something for the DNC bobbleheads to clutch pearls over and panic about and hopefully causes them to waste additional funds.
>>535115228>>535115240>>535115310>>535115343Ty frens! >>535115347Ty, np, & nn fren! >>535115395Thanks fren!
>>535116091That one was three days ago. Again, your narrative is behind. The current narrative is that you guys are supposed to be laughing because it's made in china (like every other phone).
>>535116639they just keep falling like dominoes, but the real people in charge seem to want to talk siti'm tired of politicians getting away with everything, newsome will either be in deposition by end of year or go scot free even after we know all of his crimesstill, americans need to know that democrats have always been criminals, at least for the last 120 years, and they really need to tell us to our face (i support criminals) so we can just arrest all of them. the right to vote was the biggest mistake we ever made.
>>535116726what is this sorcery
>>535116569I didn't need to see that.
>>535116726Hell of a called shot there!
Frens I'm looking for advice for a politically incorrect topic that AI is useless for and reddit is even worse.There are two neighbors on the block, one three houses down and one across the street, whose yards are absolutely filled with feral cats. Over thirty fucking cats, easily. We've been here three years and tried all of the following, with no success. Has anyone else had a similar problem and any solutions?>motion-activated sprinklers>sharp plastic spikes>mothballs>red pepper powder>high-pitched noise animal deterrent
WHY THE FUCK IS HE TACO’ING OUT!!BOMB AND KILL ALL THE MULLAHS TRUMP!!FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!!
hey if someone responds to that make sure you aren't breaking any state law!>US plans to indict Cuba's Raul Castro, US DOJ official says
>>535116682No problem, my dude>>535116966Check'd, and it would be fucking hilarious if he nabbed Fidel's bastard son, Treudeu, too
>>535116920China will probably kick our ass if we keep going down this road for israel
>>535116866call animal control. legally, they cannot have that many cats and it constitutes a health violation. you can also call the health department. however, you will need documented proof of the previous, and it would be wise to do so. Now, this would likely make you an asshole unless you can get a signed affidavit from other neighbors.Also note benne: having "feral cats" in your yard is not illegal if you do not have legal custody thereof OR if you are not actively taking care of or giving safe harbor to the same.
>>535116866Buy a dog, fgt.
>>535117019Do you work third shift or you just like a loser?
>Trump bends the knee in ChinaHumiliation ritual
>>535116966Gonna be honest with you, I'm this close to importing a Felixer. My coworker swears by it.>>535117028Our local government is shit. They just hand out traps for trap neuter release which even AI concedes doesn't work.>>535117033Good advice. All the other neighbors have dogs. Unfortunately my MIL has a phobia of them and we need all the free childcare we can get.
>>535116966Does this mean it's almost time?
STOP BEING A PUSSY AND BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF IRAN TRUMP!!FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!!
>>535116866Adopt some Haitians.
>>535117224Nah, just keep the blockade up and watch them go hunger games on each other just in time for the 4th.
>>535117045I work third shift, so this is my shitposting time now that I'm home.>>535117197Possibly! I hear things are getting fun in Cuba again.
>Senate votes unanimously to not pay themselves in the event of another gov't shutdownOne silver lining of Thune twiddling his thumbs on the SAVE act is he's forced to pass other actually useful/desirable legislation to pretend like he's doing something.
>>535112604Anon did they really have no women there? Very based
What's going on with catholicucks
>>535117349>UnanimouslyOver half of them were against that a month ago. Wonder what they added to it.
>>535117422>hated by the popefucking migger scum
>>535117422Catholic spirits are low. On the positive note, TLM splinter groups like SSPX have high spirits and higher birthrates. Oh, and lots of new (young) converts to Orthodoxy. The one true church is going to have to get into shape or else it's not going to have a future (following). :^)
>>535117120>Our local government is shit. They just hand out traps for trap neuter release which even AI concedes doesn't work.many such cases. try talking to the neighbor, or, if the cats are making issues on your property that you document, you can file a lawsuit.best of luck.
>>535117224
>>535117268TTTAAAAAACCCCOOOO!!
>>535117428exactly
TACO TACO TACO!!
TACO TACOTACO!!
You know you're winning when you have to spam the same word over and over on cooldown all caps
>>535117531Both neighbors are sweet and I personally have no problem with 30 or 300 feral cats as long as they're not shitting up my lawn. Would like to keep good relations with the neighbors, hence the all these underhanded tactics. Will check in with my coworker on how he got around in the import bans tomorrow.
TRUMP IS A TACO!!HE PUSSIED OUTIRAN OFFICIALLY PUNKED HIM!!TTTTAAAAAAACCCCCOOOO
TACO TACO TACO TACO
>>535117586if you say it a third time in the mirror a taco johns bag full of dank shit will fly at your face>>535117610oh he said it a third time
Rolling for CIA HQ to be droned.
Ah, so it's time for his Midnight Meltdown.Still baking.
TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO!!I KNEW HE WOULD PUSSY OUT!FUCKING COWARD
>>535116966not surprising considering i remember this back from March
HE SHOULD’VE TOLD PAKISTAN TO FUCK OFF AND KILL ALL THOSE IRANIAN BASTARDS!TTTTTAAAAACCCCCCOOOOO!!
Good evening, /ptg/ and welcome to Thursday night's edition of President Trump's Ultra MAGA #47 Kino Time. Pur 1980's American Neo-Noir theme concludes this evening with 1987's Fatal Attraction.https://www.bitchute.com/video/65bYaqnJFBDIAs always, kino starts at 1230 central, so throw those tendies in the oven, break out the Buncha Crunch and get comfy. All frens are welcome, nonfrens are NOT welcome.
TTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>535117702Thanks, based Kino Provider!
HAHAHAHAHAAPUSSY! YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO DESTROY THE ISLAMCIC REPUBLIC BUT YOU DIDNT!!HISTORY WILL REMEMBER TRUMP AS A FUCKING TTTTAAAAACCCOOOO!!
>>535117658thanks for BEEing a bakerand yeah i guess for him the drugs just hitnow for the real question, do you want a picture of my cirno bee in the mountains or by the lake?
>>535117658Iranian trannies are pissed China didn't stand up to them. I asked my Chinese coworker (a nice boomer who unfortunately suffers from TDS) and he laughed at my question and said China doesn't consider Iran a key ally. He said he thinks China would go to bat for North Korea or Taiwan, but definitely not Iran.
PUSSY!!MUSLIM KIKE LOVER!!STOP BEING A TACO AND DESTROY IRAN FOR GOOD!!
>>535117702>Fatal AttractionThat's a nice one to end it on.
TACO!! TACO TACO TACO!!TTTAAAACCCOOOO!!
>>535117744Triple check'd, sounds about right, and by the lake sounds great.>>535117745That might also be why he's so mad.
DESTROY THOSE SHIA DOGS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU FUCKING TACO!!!
>>535117745>>535117810WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BR MAD AT THAT YOU COPING COWARDS!!IM PISSED THAT HE DIDNT DESTROY IRAN FOR GOOD!!TACO TACO TACO!
TTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOO!!
COWARD!!TRAITOR!!TACO!!
>>535112539It actually seems to me Rupar never lies about quotes. It's just he has a problem of posting something that I assume is meant to be seen as a bad thing, but I sit there and go "wait, that's based, actually".He'd post a clip of Trump saying "so we're just gonna kill all the illegals", and everyone would go, "that's what I voted for".
>>535117702Wondered what happened to you!>Fatal AttractionOne of those ones I've always heard of but never seenAlways get it mixed up with Basic Instinct, which I've also never seen except for That One Scene
DESTROY IRAN FOR GOOD YOU FUCKING COWARD!!CUBA IS LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT YOU YOU ORANGE BASTARD!!
>>535117810I'm guessing his first post tripped up a filter but my 4chanX has all his posts automatically filtered. But I can imagine his impotent uncompensated frothing and it brings me great joy.DESU I'm holding my breath on whether China will actually buy oil/LNG from the US, but it would be hilarious and a testament to Trump's role as dealmaker if it ends up happening, even if only temporarily.
TACO TACO TACO!!TACO TACO TACO!!TACO TACO TACO!!
>>535117810okay I'll go to the lakegive me a couple days to make a reservation, but you'll see her soonI also have a momiji fumo and one from a game i'm sure no one has played.anyways i only have one Bee costume.>>535117702isn't fatal attraction that movie with the infamous "leg crossing scene" that got everyone titillated like a bunch of 12 year olds that discovered channel 1 on their old CRTVs?
>>535117688again this will be total hispanic turnout MAGAnessanyways massie primary soon i can't wait
>>535117954Sounds based!>>535117937He's just foaming at the mouth and sperging out now. Not even worth the attention.
COWARD!!HE PUSSIED OUT!IRAN IS IN A STRONGER POSITION NOW!TACO!
HISTORY WILL REMEMBER TRUMP AS A FUCKING TACO TRAITOR IF HE DOESNT DESTROY IRAN FOR GOOD!
>>535114456It's like an annoying but dangerous dog you're not allowed to put down. It's just very tedious to have to deal with.Shouldn't have gone poking it with a stick though.
>>535117984probably. i'm not going to be shocked if 2026 has local waves like in 2022.
You make a good point. The funniest thing to me about Rupar (besides Hegseth calling him "bitch tits") is that for a guy that does absolutely nothing but cover Trump like an obsession, he's conveniently managed to be "unavailable" during every assassination attempt.
>>535118065>>535118065>>535118065NEW THREAD>>535118065>>535118065>>535118065GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>535117428Advanced checks.
yeah to be honest I am more into the KY primary than I am the general because we are going to kill it but massie is just one asshole we need to get filtered out.these fucking tennessee hats (north of us) need to know this guy is NOT maga, and is literally selling out their state to immigrants while also bribing former staffers after he abused them.
>>535118113You're probably right.
