NOW YOU'RE GETTING CALLED OUT ON YOUR MANUFACTURED ODYSSEY HATE WAKKA WAKKAhttps://variety.com/2026/film/opinion/the-odyssey-elon-musk-diversity-christopher-nolan-lupita-nyongo-1236747945/
Everyone complaining about this movie should be shoved into a locker. Who cares, it's Nolan and will probably be kino
>>535112441Indian nugger
>>535112441matt damon doesn't belong in historical epics, he's too American.
i dont give a fuck about whatever guerilla marketing campaign for whatever new hollywood trash it is youre peddling
>>535112441This but the other way around, if you watch his slop in AD2026 then you need to consider lobotomy.
>>53511205744th Rifles of the Rofl Battalion here. I will follow General Musk unto death
>>535112057>MANUFACTURED ODYSSEY HATETough shit Hollywood, nobody is watching this trash. Even leftards think it looks fucking ridiculous. It might be the bomb of the decade.
>please watch our DEI slopnah
>>535112441>will probably be kino
>>535112057Why would I watch this movie? It is made for niggers and nigger fuckers. I don't have a nigger fetish. I find them repulsive.
>>535112057>"nah trust us bro there were TONS of niggers in the Odyssey"oh ok
>>535112441Looks like ass compared to his other "what the fuck is going on" films. Race of the cast aside, what really grinds my gears is the vocabulary choice for lines. The use of modern sentence structure (use of contractions, modern phrases, etc) and word choice feels terrible.>"you're just mad your daddy isn't coming back" in ancient Greece instead of something like "you seem displeased with the notion that your father is not returning"
But I read the books and there were no niggers in them??
>>535112737Don't look at the newer translations of the Odyssey. Women ruining everything all over again
>>535112057>>535112441>>535112504>>535112523Odyssey is probably one of the only accurate historical documents, a lot of stuff like roman empires are just phantom copies of the Byzantine empireAnatoly Fomenko presents an argument that the Trojan War and the Crusades were the same event
also consider if a lot of pliny the elder shit is one of the only accurate historical documentscrazy world
>>535112057The Greeks were a very diverse culture that valued Diversity, equity and inclusion. It wasn’t a white persons society, it was heavily multicultural and especially black and very pro LGTB
>>535112737>The use of modern sentence structure (use of contractions, modern phrases, etc) and word choice feels terrible.I disagree, follow this logic and they should all be speaking Greek. No dialogue would be authentic, it just comes down to the tone you want and I don't think it necessarily needs to be elevated in that way. Ultimately it's a taste thing
> comes the latest online onslaught against an anticipated Hollywood project that committed the unfathomable sin of having a diverse cast.mhmmm. Yet these same people rail on a cast that has the unfathomable sin of being white. A sin, which by the way, is why there are blacks shoehorned into playing historically white characters for no other reason than: Whites bad.
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>>535112057Shitlibs losteven the Variety comment sections are dunking on them KEK
>>535112827>Odyssey is probably one of the only accurate historical documents,It's a story you idiot.
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>>535114136>two frankenweiners Manly
>>535112737"your fathers return weigh's heavy on you, some would say it could be maddening" *glances overif they genuinely say "your mad your daddy isnt coming back" in the oddesy lolODESSSIUSSS they could smear shit on the lense in slowmo id still watch it thoughbeit imagine not being excited about the fucking odessy
>>535114534>imagine not being excited about the fucking odessyLegitimately not excited and I'm such a Nolan dickrider I think Tenet is good. Fuck woke slop.
>>535114641i have tried to watch tenant 4 times....litterly cannot watch the film the furthest i have got is the ammo room thingyits homers odessy for like i dont know what is it 800 year's everybody has been sucking the books dick whats insane its still a good book today
>>535114737>>535114641you could pick that book up now Today something written before most modern countries existed lmfaoand its still good thats crazy...
>>535112441Tenet was unengaging and mid and you know it.
>>535112441I promise you this will be his prometheus curse, and like Ridley Scott nothing but trash henceforth.
>>535112441It's Nolan and will definitely be shit like all his other movies.
>>535115025its an incredibly engaging conceptual idea however you would never know that by watching the movie maybe i will finally watch it one day and become a fan of it HA that would be ironic
>>535115047Prometheus isn't even bad
>>535112057here's the guy telling you what's inaccuratehttps://variety.com/2026/film/news/variety-hires-marlow-stern-chief-correspondent-1236728172/
>>535112057Who caresHollykikes lost
>>535112057>really everyone loves White replacement and trannies 0/10
>>535115202it's not bad, it's just aggressively mediocre i.e very average, that's been Ridley Scott's career ever since.
>>535112938>very pro LGTBhomo's were the lowest caste and were banned from public life and politics. They were portrayed as fools and degenerates in theater
>>535112057This movie looks so fucking gay. Like nigger and tranny shit aside the costumes look mega super gay.
>>535112441Go play with rope you sick fucking faggot.
>>535112938>The Greeks were a very diverse culture that valued Diversity, equity and inclusion. It wasn’t a white persons society, it was heavily multicultural and especially black and very pro LGTBKYS sicko!
>>535112441Lupita ngyohongyo or whatever the fuck that niggers name is should have never been helen. If they made her Odysseus wife or the main siren it wpuld be okay, its just ridiculous to posit that poodle nigger as some pinnacle of beauty. Even for a nigger she is very mid, plenty of niggers are hotter than her.
>>535115326it had fun ideas cool sets it tried to belnd scope with the origional format in a way(trapped in confined yada yada) balanced with galactic impotess the cyborg has some issues but its well acted well executedwhat about it is mid its not really scary i guessand its not really interestingits abit action heavy and horror light while at the sametime thematically heavy and simultaniously mystery and information light(why are the engineers here what are they doing ect ect) should be mystery heavy but the real mystery is how do they turn into aliens kek id have to rewatch it ngl but i never thought it was that bad its an odd angle for sure but its a suspense filled action flick with mystery elements and plays into the larger universe (somewhere kek)i think its solid
>>535112441You're part of the problem you worthless cuck
>>535112441It is impossible for a 5'1" transexual Achilles and a pitch black gorilla-face African Helen to be kino. Just impossible.
>>535113536Yes but the story is accurate and not lost to time. Also he forgets about Gilgamesh who has been rebooted from Alexander to Arthur and George Washington.
>>535115551wait they transed achillies? this has to be bait why?
>>535115582Ellen Page is playing Achilles? You didn't know?
>>535115582>why Why do you think? Why did they make helen a nigger?
>>535112966It’s supposed to be a classic epic, not a low class capeshit comic book story for seven year olds dorks. The tone is inappropriate. The funny thing is that Nolan hammed it up with tryhard serious dialogue for batnigger retard cape trash, but now when he gets his hands on a real story he does this shit. What a fucking idiot.
>>535115624ofc i didnt know lmao why the fuck would i know that yea i mean theese are wild swings maybe it will be oscar worthy but that sounds truely insane maybe he didnt want to direct it so decided to just sabatage the ip so they sell it or something what the fuck so odd
Its going to suck The den of the lotus eaters will suck Odysseus return and slow burn return he to his actual home will be gay and rushed. Those are my favourite parts of the story and I know they will just be fucked over. His return will get the scouring of the shire treatment as in totally not included in the film. 100% will have him come ashore and straight to his home. So gay.
>>535115726You just don't get art.
>>535115551You know what? Black Helen makes sense, narratively.There's the duality of Helen Vs Penelope (Anne Hathaway), they're cousins, they're both Spartan princesses, but they represent wildly different aspects and values of greek life. Having them with starkly different, dark black and pale white, skin colours (and not a Mediterranean tan) makes it allegorical and not about race. >But Helen was the pretty onePenelope was a beauty too, and smart on top of that, AND she'll have more screen time. She's the white one.
>completely natural reaction to Nolan blackwashing a Greek epic is "manufactured"how exactly?
TOTALWOKESHITBANKRUPTCYSOOOOOON
>>535115967That's stupid. Women are always portrayed as being pale white in greek epics, because they stay inside. Men are referred to as brown. She's literally called White armed Helen, and that's always the case with beautiful women. White armed Athena, White armed Aphrodite, etc.
>>535115921lol i refuse to belive this is true maybe its only achilies as a child? that could maybe make sense 6 year old achilies kind of makes sense
>>535116094That's artistic license. Or autistic, it's Nolan. Having both of them white as snow would be more faithful to the original material, but the director apparently doesn't care for that. He went for the allegory, let's see how he does it. It could be a better approach than pure adherence to the material, we've already had many Odyssey movies done like that, this one tries something different... I'm not saying that's a good thing, but to wait and see how he does it before judging.Now he can't use being faithful to the material or historical arguments for directorial decisions, he has to go all the way (otherwise black Helen becomes a wtf moment), it could be something special
>>535115553>Accurate story>Giant horse trap>Semi-invincible demigod who dies because he gets shot in the heel>10 year long siege for a town in late bronze age era TurkeyI think you might be a little full of shit anon
>>535112966>follow this logic and they should all be speaking GreekBased, would watch.
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>>535112966that would be a "logical approach" the extrapolation of conservatism is not a reduction to recreation if you want to conserve the ethos of something that is very different from delineating a direct reconstructionlogically if we follow your idea the extrapolation does not end at greek it ends in an ampetheatre with an old guy talking to an audience about one of the best stories ever told.....your logic is wrong at best
>>535115624I thought that was a joke. Achilles wasn’t like a hulking body builder, but he was certainly built like a man. Are the really casting page as Achilles? That’s just obnoxious.
>>535112057> Spend a year seething about a hollyjew kike movie in production> It comes out, is forgotten in two weeks by everybody> Start seething about the next hollyjew kike productionEh.
>>535112441Oh Lawdy! Dem Rangz! This movie will be lucky to break even.
>>535115233Marlow was a fashionable name for the kids of wealthy Jews some years back. I knew a girl named Marlow Epstein, she was daughter of a brain surgeon. But I have yet to see a Jewish boy named Marlow until now.
>>535112523His only good roles are those Bourne movies and that is because good writing/chase scenes/fighting/
>>535116485>siege towers are possible>creating a giant hollow horse is impossible i'm not saying you're wrong but that point is retarded
>>535116485you can read it as fact and its fine>they litterly made a horse and hid like 30 guys in it that opend the gate....theese dudes built fucking ships from trees they cut down while on campaign like ships they had camps that lasted years not even remotely implausable a great fighter actually got hit in the heel and was unable to move leading to his deathlitterly names achilleas tendon completely plausibleallegorically it makes even more sense
>>535112057>$16HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How do you even live? I thought kikes were good with money. Imagine paying some kike $80k a year to write (probably ChatGPT) for this shit and you only make $16.31. That is fucking pathetic. Go engagement bate on facebook you broke kike LOL.
>>535115479Between that and casting page as Achilles you can be sure that this is to both provoke and stir up controversy. They know that can only produce turd bombs these days and they rely on the tickets they will sell by charging this production with sociopolitical overtones. They’re counting on the rejects, the hall monitor/reddit/drama club types, to turn the viewership of this film into a political statement. Elon is playing along with it. He’s playing the villain, in a meta drama. The film is a subplot of this meta drama. The vile, degenerate, child raping, Satan worshipping Hollywood types are playing the “good guys”. It’s all so fucking lake I want to wretch. Fade all of this shit. “Reality” is the production, and it’s a stink bomb. It’s a ridiculous farce.
>>535115553Arthur was real.
>>535115582I thought so too. I heard about it, but I honestly thought they were joking. I don’t give a fuck because I don’t give fucks about shit like this. All it shows is how desperate Hollywood is to stay relevant. It is so pathetic and pandering. It’s an obvious ploy to stir up controversy to make the Reddit dweebs feel obliged to buy a ticket and btfo Trump and Elon. It’s all so lame. Someone make it stop.
>>535115693He wears very stylish eyeglasses. I bet he’s a snarky lil bitch when he gets fired up.
>>535116897No, he’s been in a lot of really good movies.
