trump is demanding all Americans observe shabbat this weekend.
>>535112456i can't give up my tech for 24 hours. I stand in solidarity with jews in other ways, but my electronic slaves will work through the weekend.
>>535112456>Everyone stop watching TV and using the internet on Friday nightGee, I wonder what's going to happen on Saturday morning
Shalom, technical jew or nonjew depending on the criteria observed here, how does one observe shabbat?
>>535112456>trump is demandingDon't lie
>>535112456BUT I GOT WORK SATURDAY MORNING!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!? WE GOT A SPORTS TOURNAMENT THAT MORNING!!
>>535113410Tell your work you are observing shabbat. Don't show up to work, respond to their communications that your are observing shabbat. Sue them for antisemitism if they push back too much.
>>535112456KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS - KILL JEWS
>>535112456I refuse on many levels
>>535112456>demandingHow? Has he threatened punishment, or any consequences whatsoever, for noncompliance?Or are you just being an attention seeking dramatic faggot?
Americans also have to get circumcised tomorrow oh wait...
>>535113283you do no work, this means household work as well. You do not carry anything at all outside the house, and this includes tying things to yourself that counts as carrying, though clothes do not count as carrying.You cannot cook with fire, which includes electricity. Turning on or off lights is a no go, this includes the refrigerator light that automatically turns on so unscrew that bulb.No using the internet as that creates fluxuations in electricity.Now, its not technically allowed for a gentile to observe shabbat. You can do all the actions as a form of solidarity or something, but its not actually following the commandment to observe shabbat and if you think you are doing so this might cause problems for you in the hereafter so it is recommended to simply put a small stone in your pocket, you are now carrying something and are not observing shabbat.You should ideally spend the day in contemplation or reading (from a book), and taking it easy.Oh, no driving, that causes fire.
>>535112456I'll be sure not to
>>535114481I'm going to write a poem about how the god of the bible isn't real, but if it was then it was really cool of it to torture jews and it needs to finish the job.I want to both observe shabbat as a non-jew and not observe shabbat as a jew. I hypothesize that if I pick up coins off of a sidewalk, then I will be both working and jewish. However, I do not know how to combine this with observing shabbat as a non-jew
>>535115409The jews provide a book that details how to defeat them.
