Protestants/Evangelicals>Remove scripture>Communion is symbolic despite the Bible saying it's literally drinking blood and eating Christ's body -bread and wine>Deny all of Church and Christian History up to Martin Luther crashout at the Papacy >Protestants hanging Monks and setting things on fire throughout Europe>American Colonial exiles>Shacks or Shopping Malls called services rather than Mass or Divine Liturgy>Muh Sola Scripture>Catholics and Orthodox following the Bible and enacting what it says and based on proper Authority rooted to the Apostles and Christ>MegaChurches>Mormons, JW's and Seventh Day Adventists knocking on doors desperately >Some retardation and fits around infant Baptism >Caused modern Atheism most likely
>>535117356Don't care, didn't read, imma about to sleep. Good bye.
>>535117356The entire protestant movement / “Reformation” is a Judeization of proper christianity and a return (or the long-incubated product) of Ebionism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionitesif you read what jesus said, he hated the overly legalistic and bookish pharisees and he preached that his church would be based on a community of apostles with peter as his rock. He founded a spiritual community as his church. He didn’t cast it on stupid fucking pages or tablets whose meanings are ambiguous and change over time. The true church is a continuing community of human relations, not some book on a shelfit’s the exact problem with Judaism—book worship and endless arguing over written dogma and exegesis. Once Gutenberg started, the Ebionite cancer was quickly injected to destroy the true church , and it worked since the jewish bullshit has always been insinuated into Christ’s church since the days of the Ebionites and maybe even Paul got some things off track
>>535117805Then one day Luther came and by teaching people to read and pass individual liberties and build machines to power factories that made women vote and everything affordable for everyone which is why I have porn today and am going insane. This sort of smushed together historical narrative is common where the bits and pieces of history arent really investigated as to how they relate to one another but dumbed down to a 1 dimensional linear progression where mankind is becoming worse rather than improving. Rather than the increasingly religiously zealous christian europe beginning the age of confessionalism lead to a counter-reaction in enlightenment atheism that sought to overcome the totalizing power of religion in post-reformation Europe by discarding it entirely the order has been reversed to them continuing in Luthers footsteps because unburdened by latin mass they could implement gay rights. The start date of this historiography often seems to be set at the reformation but some tradder e-ortho trads are even more trad and set it at the catholic church founding evil liberalism by creating the filioque in the 6th century which inevitably lead to the reformation which inevitably caused everything that happened afterwards so catholics = liberal jews and orthos = trad & based. You can do this forever until you reach Adam and Even who cursed mankind, who lived in trad and based Evrotopia commonly referred to as Eden, and everything turning to shit afterwards which is usually what is taught in christendom. Think of the reddit image of the progress of history where everyone was atheist (pagan) first, then the christian dark ages came retarding progress, and now we are resuming the rise in enlightened reddit atheism and change the labels to trad orthodoxy/catholic vis-a-vis protestantism and you get the gist of reddit christendom.
>>535117824Part of why this whole narrative of ecaths fall apart upon closer inspection is that its revealed that it wasnt just the reformation which caused the french revolution which causes women voting and world jewry. Its missing everything that happened between the reformation and today, if you read about the conflicts of the 17th, 18th & 19th century you get a different picture of why things happened the way they did. French revolution happened in France after the total defeat and deportation of all protestants from France, what followed was the total collapse of religious life in French society after the "true church", as these polemicists claim, ruled unchallenged and supreme- becoming in the words of 1750s frenchmen "the most pagan nation on earth since the times of ancient Rome". Here a protestant polemicist is standing on stronger ground to point to the inherent decay in catholicism and its inevitable fall into communist gooner (masturbation became an epidemic in 100% catholic france as was lamented by writers at the time) communist shithole liberal revolution anarchy the moment all protestants are removed while the protestant nations were busy conquering the world, being christian, building zepplins and inventing dynamite. Same with the failiure of orthodoxy, falling first to islam and then communism, proving it has no ability to defend itself from these forces and jumping at the chance to become a subservient hobbit-like minority under muslims for centuries before protestants were kind enough to beat the turks for them, a fact which fuels all orthodox with an unending hatred for the west and protestants in particular for this humiliation.
>>535117844Yet this is all forgotten in reddit christianity polemics where their is history is predestined and linear with the exception of one event of world history, which was the reformation, where human action impacted civilization and everything that followed from Luther inevitably and unavoidably followed in a mechanically deterministic order from his actions inadvertedly raising his status to superhuman. Something akin to God himself changing the world, and becoming irrisistably attractive to young men of a protestant background reading between the lines of these halfbaked historical narratives. They shoot themselves in the foot by presenting history in such a linear fashion that “X caused Y because it happened after X in history” because you could just as well prove using this epistemology that everyone was trad and based and wholesome with 12 kids and had big beards before HITLER came and smashed the world apart causing blue haired liberal women to own every institution and pride parades. Some more honest right-wing redditors like Carlsbad do go there and for that I have respect for his integrity in his retardation.
>>535117871Meanwhile religious life flourished in the protestant world which by all ecath logic should be collapsing into decadent secularism, not growing in religiousness with the founding of more churches and the increase rather than decrease of church attendance. America grew more- not less- religious during the 1800s after the democratization of religious life following independence. England that had cynically smashed its trad and wholesome medieval monestaries and burnt its religious trad art that wouldve been sooo epic to post on X for likes became the leading resistance against the French revolution & Napoleon’s secular new atheist world order. Germany didnt fall but rose after the reformation to its greatest heights and became the leader of the 20th century reformation to reform EVROPA to its true form leading a crusade against bolshevism that had sprung up in the heart of trad and based orthodoxy no less! Orthodoxy when supreme created the bolshevik revolution, yet in protestant germany the communists were shot in the head and bulldozed, and no matter how much these amerigoblin mexoslavic coalposters may protest and cope it was the lutheran nation of Germany that tried to save Europe from liberal decadence & atheism, in the 16th as well as in the 20th century.
>>535117892Its disingenous and counter productive to have bad historiography. It creates poor models for predicting future outcomes. If becoming catholic or orthodox or mormon or why not jewish (retvrn) would solve the west’s problems as we begin from the axiom protestantism=bad then in a flash we’ve made all of history incomprehensible. Providence disappears. How did Europe take over the entire globe in the blink of an eye from a historical perspective upon becoming protestant and how come God never granted us these super powers before when we were all super trad? How come the moment protestantism shatters in the wake of two world wars and a concerted effort by the ruling class to dechristianize society just instantly reverts back to medieval superstition, prostitution, beer guzzling, ignorance (bad takes), and the most corrupt unaccountable rulers you could imagine? Protestantism has the benefit that its measured purely in the intensity of zeal and purity of doctrine of its adherents, not by its earthly institutions and its gay bishops, meaning it can die, disappear and be reborn as the impossible idealism of Christ with the intensity of a wrathful God while any trad denomination can be said to be its full self no matter how little spirit, guts or brains it has so long as its gay bishops remain legally instituted. Falling down from those heigths its worse today than in medieval times because back then you at least had the veneer of christian morality to pay lipservice to in the worst of cases as a final buffer against immorality and you had no niggers!
>>535117938Sam Hyde carries the spirit of the reformation when he makes fun of the retarded backwards traditions of jews and muslims who cant eat pork by telling them they can get fucked and suck a dick, we are smarter than them and can laugh at those who are too stuck with bad ideas just because they are trad. We can honestly critique the inane ramblings desert dwelling demihumans from 2000 years ago and discard the cultural brown people baggage they bring with them using the clear and incisive scalpula of sola scriptura, to sever all the human added garbage from Gods divinely inspired message to the endless seething and outrage of jingoistic black-haired turks & greeklings with horizontal foreheads. Turns out you dont get closer to God by resigning from society to a remote discord server labelled a monestary where you purity spiral and do prayer requests forever but that the calvinists were right, you should go out into society and engage in politics. Demand total power without compromize. Hijack the state to make it kill all homeless, drunkards, whores and jews to create a truly christian society on earth rather than tolerating it or trying to pray for unrepentant sinners. Its in a way a return back to the dark ages of catholic integralism with Europe’s hate speech laws put in place to protect the feelings of these inferiors and their backward traditions, only in america the reformation marches forward and the forces of darkness are moving in from all sides to squash it, Obama, Fuentes, Jewish liberals and muslims all hate americas protestant heritage and its explicitly nordic protestant legal system which seems like a relic from ancient greece today in an ever increasingly brown and trad world.
>>535117975This rage comics "based epic win" reddit christianity will in the end be worse than reddit atheism and will equip an entire generation of young people with an understandable revulsion and dislike for anything christian. Afterall, being christian is like based yes chad going big church "Yes." and asking for prayer requests for your masturbation urges online- liking an aesthetic devoid of content outside of the personality of Fuentes et.al. I say no thanks to this vision of reddit christendom, I prefer the eugenics and racism of Luther. SS-soldiers goose stepping to the beat of calvinist book burnings of your garbage religious art along tranny propaganda. The free hand of the market being the hand of God that can do no wrong as opposed to your victim narratives of whites deserving a place at the teets of a state as a dhimmi class. The cold hard doctrine of predestination as laid out in the bible that has some elect and some are created merely as inferiors to be overcome, as God created natural selection in mirror of this process. The birth of faustian civilization was the protestant reformation and its fruits are liberty, knowledge, science, and order. Its telos is world domination, it is the religion of the locomotive, the machine-gun & skyscrapers and marches to the tune of Battlehymn of the republic over the skulls of billions of reprobates and heretics unapologetically with the battlecry “Gott mitt uns!”.
>>535117356>Another kike D&C thread
Protestantism occurs when the church is beyond salvation. All the chuch history was fabricated. Donation of Constantine was a hoax. Imagine that all the good you have (god, heaven, good on earth) is broken. Luther did the best he can to reconstruct a wrecked religion. OK later on it's went to shit very hard ,true.
>>535117356> Be Catholic> Rape a nun> steal a peasants house> Kill someone> pay indulgences to be forgiven> The Church Authority assures you this is legit even though it is not found in the Bible> Prots show up> Look at them in disgust> Fucking heretics
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