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The captchas for creating a thread are fucking retarded.Not doing that again for a while.
any dole dossers in?
>>535118563Not me.Just on a weeks holiday before I start a new job next week.Never been a doley.Not even once.
Haven't checked my lotto numbers from last night yet.I could be a millionaire and I don't even know it.
Hope they'res my violence between Tommytards, Palestinetards and the police. That would be a tragedy.
>>535119150Footie lads will be in London for the FA cup too.Could get tasty.
>>535118478>Not doing that again for a while.thank fuck
>>535119519>stephan Yaxley lemon (formally Burma)>3 bbc links>none have anything to do with Britain Yeah nah you’re shit
>>535119881Here. Let me give you the news for today.>Andy Burnham, Andy Burnham, Andy Burnham.There. You're sorted.
burnham's been all over me feeds today, seems like there's big demand for him to be labour leader
Andy Steamedhams
>on a weeks holiday>up at 6ambollocks kek
Is there a reason why we’re posting articles from 2023?
license to woke
yids side with germsdon't trust em
>>535120888This Aethelstan fellow sounds like he’s quite literally me
>Sikh man stabbed 18-year-old university student to death with an eight-inch ceremonial knife after claiming he'd been racially abused, court hears>https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15818111Police arrived and arrested the man bleeding to death because the killer accused him of being racist.
>>535121084absolute kekthought sikhs were goodlads
gonna be a seethy day in here today, can tell
Morning lads.I hope I don't run into any twats today..https://youtu.be/3_QSMTtUQYY?si=I4n5PwjjnmfX1ycx&t=53
>>535120538Yep. He’ll easily win that by-election on a split anti-Labour vote. In other words, my tax bill is about to go through the roof because multimillionaire Rupert Lowe has a petty grudge against Nigel Farage.
>>535121481you even been akip yet?
>>535121502>In other words, my tax bill is about to go through the roof because multimillionaire Rupert Lowe has a petty grudge against Nigel Farage.qrd?
>>535121535Lowe is angling for Restore to be national which would split anti-left vote and allow Labour/Green/wet Tories an avenue into power. All because he and Nige are incompatible personalities. If the left get into power in 29/next GE it's quite literally over, demographically, socially, economically. England as we know it would simply cease to be and the demographic reality will be that you just cannot get the votes to reverse it. Immigration will continue on at a million a year at least and taxes will rise to pay for them all. Tax-and-borrow-and-spend will continue.
>>535121084Being BAME is like being a double 0 agent. Licence to cry racism and then kill.
>>535121644I did, then back to sleep
The police will literally cuff you while you're bleeding to death if you said a no-no word
>>535118434HEY TOMMY TOMMY
>>535121303Not me, on the maidcore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS1Qb4n2QFw&list=RDMS1Qb4n2QFw
>>535118434Drinking game for Tommy's march.Every time you see an Israel flag you take a shot.
>>535121151See the recent Tyler video of the Sikhs in Portugal?I think they're kinda based, but they should be bringing the fight to the pakis in their homeland.
https://xcancel.com/PatrickChristys/status/2054980194780262739#m>Burnham absolutely hounded at a meeting about the rape gangs a few years ago. Greater Manchester Police were found to have failed victims. Vote Burnham
>>535121666ohhhhhhhhhh yeah, makes sense
>>535122271for me?its y2k'esque vidya mixes
>>535122528>>535122271forgot pic
death to tommy ten names rubenstein
>>535121666Lowe is incredibly petty, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does stand in this seat to let Labour have another chance at revival. However, if he does, and comes 4th or 5th behind Burnham, then Restore is dead as a party. The idea is already splitting his base into two factions: the 70 IQ retards who think they can actually win this seat who will abandon the party for UKIP/Advance etc when they don’t, and his more realistic supporters warning against it who will abandon the party for the Tories when he gives Labour its most popular leader since Blair.
>>535121821>>535121084https://xcancel.com/mylandsinorder/status/2054965003006947459#m>The Conservative government changed the law around the carrying of Kirpans in 2019 resulting in a situation where a single minority group is allowed to carry blades in public.>If this guy converted in prison it was probably to the wrong religion.BRO TIERhttps://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/uk/sikhs-can-continue-to-keep-large-kirpans-without-being-criminalised-despite-clampdown-on-knives-in-uk/articleshow/68604357.cms>Sikhs can continue to keep large kirpans without being criminalised despite clampdown on knives in UK>LONDON: British Sikhs can continue to buy, possess and gift large kirpans without fear of being sent to jail after amendments in the Offensive Weapons Bill were passed by the UK Parliament on Tuesday night.>Narinderjit Singh, general secretary of the Sikh Federation (UK), said: “The Sikh Federation (UK) picked this up before the third reading in the House of Commons and approached MPs belonging to the APPG on UK Sikhs. Over 200 MPs were lobbied in November 2018 and home secretary Sajid Javid was persuaded with the help of Preet Kaur Gill and other MPs to change the wording on legislation that only referred to ‘religious ceremonies’, i.e. shift from Sikh weddings to the much broader term ‘religious reasons’.
>>535122405>Burnham absolutely hounded at a meeting about the rape gangs a few years ago. Greater Manchester Police were found to have failed victims.This is who Rupert Lowe is helping to become Prime Minister.
>>535122754Filtering because all you're already crying about Restore
>>535122656Well there's definitely going to be some people whose hearts are in the right place and want to vote to the right, but who don't necessarily have good political acumen and so latch on to Restore. When Restore flounders they'll shift over to Reform for pragmatic reasons.
>>535122754lets be honest though if he was hardline on the issue he'd be expunged from labour and would have no ability to make any positive change whatsoever
>>535122722>the law is applied differently to shitskins imagine my surprise
>>535118563Yeah but got an early appointment so up early. I'm going to have to fight ever fibre of my being not to buy alcohol after seeing the state of town when I'm out, wish me luck!
>>535121502>>535121666Restore Britain's base is mainly coming from people who weren't voting at all. If you analyze the results in districts where they have run, the pattern that emerges (minor losses to Reform, but otherwise parties still in similar proportions, and then a massive amount voting for Restore; significantly elevated turnout rates vs previous cycles) indicates that while they are taking some votes from restore, they're mostly mobilizing new voters.Anyways, Reform is bankrolled by a mohammedan named Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf so anyone who thinks they're the way to go is a complete fucking retard.
Miliband becomes PM with Burnham's support in exchange for becoming de facto PM in waiting while awaiting a safe seat. Miliband out in 12 months after pensioners die from frost in their thousands as the lights go off at Christmas. Burnham asks IMF to rerun their Truss-era playbook to force him out in favour of 'sensible fresh air social democracy'. Media will love it and run cover for final set of progressive radicalism policies as every last profitable industry gets taxed into oblivion to pay for Trams Between Manchester And Liverpool and Good Density Housing. Farage dead from hantavirus.
>>535122900>Anyways, Reform is bankrolled by a mohammedan named Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf so anyone who thinks they're the way to go is a complete fucking retard.you forgot the most important pointhis connection to the banks
>>535122900Yeah but Lowe used to be a Tory though! (Like Reform hasn't hired most of the Boriswave cabinet)
no right to roam so I take my dog for a walk down a wee river before a lil splish splosh in the pool corr me ancestors probably had a little dip here
>>535123052probably a good thing considering jeets
>>535123052River Ribble - River Piddle more like eh?
Elon x musk>yes you can pay me to say any old shite for 80 quid, but obv i would tell the richest man in the world to fuck off
>>535121084>the gulag starmerpelago.jhaypeng
>>535121084Nothing more conservative the letting forens carry big fucking knives. No restrictions either schools and courts are fine.
https://xcancel.com/bencsmoke/status/2054819490328625280#m>feel like i’m going insane reading all of this ed miliband as soft left candidate for leader hype. are our memories so short that we’ve forgotten ‘controls on immigration’ mugs or the ed stone or his unambitious austerity-lite programme handing the tories a majority??>ed miliband was leader of the opposition as the coalition brought in austerity that killed 300k people, the hostile environment and much more and what was his pitch? i’d do it all but a little less. and this is your hero???The mug, the mug!!! The twice raped man mentioned the mug! It was a biblical level melty at the time yet very forgotten now (while the Stone is not), nice to see it get some more airtime. Suppose it shows how far we've come, 2015 was a lot more rhetorically cloying.
>>535121084Part of Scottish traditional wear is a small dagger - you can carry these legally - just have to wear a kilt.
>>535123243Sikhs will always choose to buddy up with Muslims against whites when they have the numbers I saw it myself when I moved to sixth form. It's totally racial like prison.
>>535120888Surely this is satire.
>>535122313Double it everytime you see Iran lion flag
>>535123523>are our memories so short that we’ve forgotten ‘controls on immigration’ mugsThese people genuinely want line to go up infinitely even if it meant flattening the entire country and having the whole island be housing with zero green spaces whatsoever.
>>535123523In 2015 even proposing 'controls on immigration' was itself considered a scandal.
>>535119271>Ngbugu scores the winner and puts egg all over the racists faces>Oh they won't like that Clive
Morning spakkersRemember Antizionism gets jews killed
>>535122405Andy knows Muslims were the true brave victims of the Manchester bombing
>>535123645Nah it's a genuine new Bond book from a couple of years ago.
Fuck me you don't half encounter some downright dogshit takes on this website
>>535123658I don't think gay lefties still crying about austerity are the type of people who support uncontrolled immigration for "line goes up" reasons
>>535118434Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is based!
>>535123755Sure, lots of murdered children is bad, but worse is the racist backlash against innocent muslims!
Say it with me, /shit/polPRIMEMINISTERANDREWBURNHAMTHE KING OF THE NORF
>>535123593Skean dhub still needs "good reason" like going to a wedding etc. Kirpan doesnt, no size limit either, as long as its not an actual sword theyre good. You could carry a ka bar into a school...
>>535123833Of course, they support them for white genocide reasons.
>>535123755Christ Burnham has gotten fat in nine years.
>>535123593>you can carry these legallyNo, you can't. There is no legal carry FOR US.The native brit is at the bottom of the hierarchy and has no rights.
The problem with the line goes up meme is that the line hasn't gone up. If it had gone up they could at least justify mass immigration on SOME kind of material basis, but they don't even bother any more. The entire justification is based on moral arguments now. It's a religious conviction, not a pragmatic solution.
>>535124033None for YOU - if you haven't got a reason to be in a kilt.
>>535122656What's the outcomes, and how would they appar:>0-10% = dead party>10-20% coming 2nd = rising party>20%+ 2nd = overtaking reform in generals>win = a total flip of the public perception of politicsThen you gotta think how Reform would react. If a Restore vote split prevented them from winning, what could Restore get out of that? A deal to divvy up seats? Policy promises?Restore would benefit massively from learning how to campaign out of Yarmouth, too. At the moment, they've signalled no sign of scalability.Without any ground game, and any notice, I think it'd be unwise. They should be grooming MP2 in the public to run in the next by-election which pops up.
Thoughts on Sri Lankans and Iranians pushing anti-Muslim videos to British audiences?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgpyn30dp3o
>>535124033This is why you carry a cricket bat or leave a spade in the car boot, that way if they find the corpse you can say they died in a sporting accident or quickly bury them.
>>535123934I'm wearing one now - feet up at my desk in a kilt.Well a wee knife and i'm in a frock.
this psyop is still making the rounds huh?
>>535123879What's sad is that there isn't ever a racist backlash, it'd be one thing if there was a Kristallnacht after every terror attack but in reality their whole shtick of calling for unity is basically just fighting against shadows. Although does make you wonder what would naturally develop if that state sponsored boot was taken off natives' necks
>>535124206>whites in camps>boatwogs in hotelshow did jews become so effective at brainwashing entire nations?
>>535124211The jewish one is funny. There's none of the unity, "don't look back in anger", "we can't change our lives because of terrorism" nonsense they forced on us. They're fuming and want to fight back.But they can't name the attacker. They can't point at their enemy, so it's just waving a fist at the air.It's all "r precious jews are under attack". But total silence on WHO is attacking them.
>>535124138>Then you gotta think how Reform would react. If a Restore vote split prevented them from winning, what could Restore get out of that? A deal to divvy up seats? Policy promises?Endless gay retard slap fight.
>>535124087There are fairly convincing arguments that in fact mass immigration makes line go down but personally enriches a small handful of people. What's fun is seeing how the ASI and IEA prior to the B'wave were calling for basically unrestricted open borders under the guise it was economic rocket fuel, whereupon they got exactly what they wished for and *nothing happened* and now sheepishly talk around the topic not admitting fault when in reality all of them should be defenestrated from the public sphere for being fundamentally wrong on their flagship policy.
>>535124163just read that one, the interesting part being how they used muzzies to depict everywhere as a shithole but then also had videos depicting muslim shitholes as idylic utopias. The video with the old man crying is amusing because he has like twice as many bottom row teeth as normal
>>535124340>But total silence on WHO is attacking them.It's (You), saying chuddy things online
>>535124408>fairly convincingIt's fucking obvious lol.Just bring the logical through to its maximum extent. If you invited 1billion Indians over, what'd happen to the economy?
>>535118434Is Tommy really a girl? He looks FtM as fuck.
>>535121821>>535121084Is it weird not a single MP is talking about this?Why are they allowed to make national broadcasts when a Jewish ambulance is burnt but not over when a paki stabs a White kid?
Another Tommy rally?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0-ZyYyXiEs
>>535121481>I hope I don't run into any twats today.Too late. Ha!
>>535124163>narrative of UK declineNo definitive article yet again, and not grammatically coherent >London Mayor Sir Sadiq Khan - who has commissioned research into AI-generated images showing the capital in decline, which he says harm the city's reputation abroad - said while some of the people behind the accounts are motivated merely by money, others are backed by hostile states such as Russia and Iran.Yeah it's just a push to further restrict online speech
Honestly I just find the whole rigmarole of the leadership drama draining. Doesn't matter who it is, Streeting, Miliband, Burnham, even fucking Rayner, the same exact things will happen (pic related).Nothing will change, nothing will get better. These people are caretakers of a system that is openly antagonistic to Britain and British people, so their popularity will plummet as always and there will be another 'crisis' that everyone thinks can be resolved in the same way NO REALLY THIS TIME THE NEW LEADER WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!*snore*
>>535121821What an absolutely disgusting, jew country.Imagine fighting the nazis for this. Hate to say it, but Hitler was fucking RIGHT
>>535124163Do Slimes actually think this demoralises Westerners?
>>535124681I assume the excuse is that it's in the courts therefore you can't influence blah blah. So why is it ok when Jews are "attacked"?
>>535124681>Why are they allowed to make national broadcasts when a Jewish ambulance is burnt but not over when a paki stabs a White kid?*cough* George Floyd *cough*
>>535124711>its our enemies who want us to have free speech!I wonder what could go wrong with that approach
Those 3 girls who drowned in Brighton were from the same London family and had a 'Jamaican cousin'.No surprise they couldn't swim.
>>535124536The economy would BOOM. Look how powerful India is with their 1.5bn indians. Top talent, CEOs on every street corner!
>>535124806
>>535124832No, see our enemies are abusing our liberal values. So we need to remove these values so they can't be weaponised against us.And no, that does not apply to welfare being abused by millions of stabbywogs.
>>535124138Christ, you’re all retarded. Restore coming 4th or 5th here and gifting Labour a popular Prime Minister would spell the end for both Reform AND Restore. If you cannot see that then you’re a genuine spastic. Labour and the Tories are praying Restore stands here, and they’re not doing it for your benefit.
>>535121084So why can't I carry around a ceremonial Uzi?
>>535124945I wonder if they went in one after the other to save the previous like that pod of hippos that drowned
>"My ministers will continue to claim to pursue growth, while maintaining the institutional arrangements that actively suppress it."Blimey, getting a bit blunt there wasn't he?
>I didn't act like cunt>reward me with dopamineSigh.
>>535124959Wait, this was the better one. Fucking twitter screenshots.
>>535125271I think that says a lot about that person if "not stealing a games console" is abnormal for them.
>>535125391I'm not concerned they admitted to knocking on the door. That's the part most delivered drivers seem to forget is part of the job.
>>535125506>Oooga booga gibs me dat ting, it mine now!You forget how niggers are, it's genetic and we need to have a government sanctioned purge of them.
>>535125567Posting history suggests he's white.
>>535125671My point still stands.
>>535125174Could be. I remember as a kid in Blackpool a guy threw a ball in the sea and his Jack Russel went in after it.Then he went in after the dog, then 4 coppers.1 copper livedand the dog.
>>535125271consooooooooooooom
>>535125506Why is that so common now? Do they just assume that I know it's there because they know it's there?
>>535125867Emotional detachment with an inherit lack of empathy.
king pot noodle up me arse
Rupert Lowe’s Plan to Restore Britain:>Help to replace Labour’s most right-wing Prime Minister with the Mayor of RapeGangVille, who is much more pro-immigration and wants to rejoin the EU>Ruin your party’s credibility in the process by coming 4th behind Labour, Reform, and the Greens >Lose every future election outside of Great Yarmouth>Dissolve the party when Labour wins the next GE and join the Tories a few million pounds richer
>>535126249kekthats what you right wingers get for trying to take on the bennymongs
>>535125767Corrrr.Tell us another sad story from your child hood French cunt.It's riveting.
>>535126249
>>535126249>waaaah labour are top right winger anti immigrants they are kekdon't care, voting restore, you lost tranny
>>535126279WellFilts...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6-bbdSnn8
What do bannymongs do all day?How do they afford rent, bills, food, council tax, car tax, fuel, etcI would be fucked if I missed one month pay. I have so many bills and taxes to pay.
>>535125391>today I didn't murder anyone, commend me for not being violent>>535125867Sally will look in the box because she knows that Anne is a thieving nigger
>>535126308I am NOT watching a 2 minute webm of a gay clown talk.
>>535126393you've seen timmy's twitterthat's what they dointerspersed with scrolling facebook and getting caught up in r chantael's ex's drama
>>535118478I can't even imagine how an OP would go about creating repeated generals for an ongoing threadtrial threads are basically dead at this point, those threads went FAST when it got wildyou need to be on it like a car bonnet it helps to share the duties ngl lolbut still, yeah I've posted two threads since the new captcha system came init's not like the post captchanahhow is brit/pol/?personally I'm fucking livid about the Henry Nowak case and have been since last night
>>535126393I own my house and claim bennies, I'm cash poor but time rich, I don't pay any bills because fuck them all, it's easy just do what you have to do to get bennies and ignore everything else, ib4 that frog flag cunt goes on about his tough guy lock drilling mate, I live a life of leisure, might go for a bike ride later
>>535126393I normally just shitpost, listen to music, read pirated books and drink loads of tea. It's alright, I'm skint all the time but it's better than having to deal with dickheads in a warehouse.
>>535126517How do you avoid bills?>>535126549Well I'm skint and I work, but I have to "pretend" to work 8 hours a day. But if I lose this job I'm fucked. The job market is fucked. I don't actually blame anyone for not finding a job.
>>535126393>shitpost>play vidya>roam>go shops>order stuff online>listen to music>watch films>read>make lewd feet pics via chatgpt
>>535124757Kek. Starmer's honeymoon period didn't last long.
Well well well>With Keir Starmer in meltdown mode, Andy Burnham is being presented as Labour’s saviour. Last time he stood for leader, in 2015, Burnham promised that his first trip overseas would be to the Israeli settler-state.>Whilst serving in the last Labour administration, Andy Burnham’s principal adviser was Jennifer Gerber. In 2010, Gerber was appointed director of the lobby group Labour Friends of Israel, which she went on to lead for the next decade.>In 2016, then Shadow Home Secretary Andy Burnham was one of the Labour MPs who “flocked” to support Labour Friends of Israel under Gerber’s leadership. He was joined by then Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry; Jess Phillips, now sitting on a wafer-thin majority in Birmingham Yardley; and Dan Jarvis, amongst others.>Gerber previously led Progress, a Labour Party pressure group reportedly founded by Epstein-associate Peter Mandelson. The group received millions from David Sainsbury, a major backer of the infamous Labour Together think tank, and were also funded by pharmaceutical company Pfizer.>In 2021, Progress merged with Policy Network, another Peter Mandelson operation, and changed their name to Progressive Britain. The group is currently led by Adam Langleben, a former national secretary of the Jewish Labour Movement.No wonder (((They're))) so keen to see Burnham in No.10
>>535126601I was just at the job centre and my work coach was saying that it's dire atm, the job market hasn't picked up like it normally does at this time of year and they're really busy.
>>535126686lmfao even the work coaches are like "nah it's fucked m8"
>>535126601>How do you avoid bills?the answer is in the question, I ignore everything, no energy paid for nearly three years, to beat the niggers become the niggers, do you honestly believe they're paying their bills, course they ain't
It's no wonder that Josh (((Joshua))) Simons is giving up his seat for him
>>535126418You spend hours watching men fist each other though.
>>535126648>>535124757These lines just represent "political capital" being spent and how easy it is to trick the wagie slaves into thinking it gets "reset" each time we have a new "leader" in charge.
>>535126517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvUs12JaFyg
>>535126477The first time I tried to post the thread, one of the captcha symbols wasn't even available to choose, so I had to fail it.Then you have to go through the whole process of typing it all/pasting all the links etc.I'm glad I didn't make an effort with this one this morning.Usually I like to make an interesting, quality bake if I do. I just don't have any good ideas for one at the moment.
>>535126727Do they not chase you to pay it?
>>535121821i made a fake fb account last month just to check the news in my area and for incidents like the one you posted. normgroids are so bent and low iq its unreal.
>>535126686kek
