IS THIS REAL???? Is the world economy gone in 4 months??
>>535123851Yes
>>535123851sounds like Quasem Al-Ali just can't stop pumping oil
>>535123851The prices would hurt like a mfer but fortunately my closest refinery specializes in Canadian tar sands and has a pipeline strait to canada
its not as apocalyptic as people make it out to be. hormuz is 20% of global supplies, not 100%. yes it will hurt many countries, but it's not like all fossil fuels cease to exist. the US, russia etc. are still in business and exporting. what is going to happen is that countries will have to start rationing. things will get more expensive, economies will slow down etc. so basically another financial crisis.
Maybe Qasem Al-Ali does not know that oil is produced in many other countries.It's catastrophic for those shit-holes that have decided to align themselves with Israel.We are increasingly getting oil from Venezuela, Kazakhstan, Brazil, Canada, the US, etc.
>>535124175It's a chart of the world inventories, champ.
>>535123851>It doesnt slow down it le breaks>Its not X its Y>—chatgpt ass posts
>>535123851one chart says the world is endingfollow my twitter account for the next chart
>>535123851America produces enough for itself. Will be fine. Minor inconvenience MAGA bros were correct again. Feels good man
>>535124398>America producesAmerica doesn't produce oil. The oil corporations do.If "America produced oil for itself" your gas wouldn't be x2 from what it was 3 months ago. You are going through the same tribulations as the rest of the world because the oil market is global you fucking philistine.
>>535124134>>535124152>>535124175>>535124398>what are global markets?>what is a fungible commodity?I'm not gonna call you retards, you can obviously type a somewhat correct sentence but holy shit are you midwits dumb, and oblivious to it
>>535124485> oil export ban
>>535124568Ok, keep us updated bro.
>>535123851these filthy sand niggers act like they alone control all oil
>>535123851This is unironically part of Trump’s 5D chessIf the world starves they cannot oppose the USA
friendly reminder that trumps a nigger and if you still "believe" in him after causing this you are a migger and you should be put in your place.it was NEVER 6 dollars a gallon under bidenYOU FUCKED UP YOU ORANGE LITTLE BASTARD. WORSE THAN A MENTALLY ILL RETARDED PUPPETWhat does that say about your intelligence and cognitive abilities when you can "ace" a test but FAIL AS A PRESIDENT.
>>535123851>Is the world economy gone in 4 months??>>535123931>Yes/everything
>>535124398You’re literally going to fuck up the entire world with your war but its fine because you have your own oil? Wtf is your problem?
>>535124606it's k, keep me posted.
>>535123851So, just 2 more weeks before we collapse?
>>535123851Nah we are good for a while silver still has a long way to go to recover its losses. Silver is a good way to gage the entire world economy.
>>535124674seethe
>>535124716It wasn't some meme speak post I was just being facetious.
>>535123851>em-dash>this is not X, it's Y.>ascii arrows>stacking points of emphasisyou're ether a retard or a shill, either way kill yourself.
TOTALGLOBOHOMODEATHSOOOOOOON(4 months)
>>535124229>>535124881The source that he provides (JPMorgan) is still valid.
>>535123851Don't forget to thank Trump
>>535124398Why settle for domestic markets when you can make so much more money globally? This shit ain't a charity.
>>535124568you think the US would start this shit in iran then betray the world when it needs american oil the most?
>>535124990yes, definitely the USA will annex Canada too if northern jeets refuse to sell their oil at a discount
>>535124152Country should have started rationing fucking years ago though. Unfortunately the fucking retarded ass vehicle companies making all these luxury trucks have no basis in fucking reality. They know what they're selling. The future is not big expensive vehicles. It's small 4 cylinder shit boxes from Japan. That was always the answer to the energy shortage crisis. Moderation extreme moderation. Fuck the retards that can't understand this.
>>535123851That's retarded. If the pipes needed an abundance of oil to flow, they couldn't have started or built them in the first place. And pipes arent the only means of transport either. If they need some amount of oil ready to pump it, they'll just stockpile it until they can pump it in bursts.
>>535124881>>535124229>https://archive.ph/WCYptYou guys can argue the points instead of semantics if you want. Here is the source for the graph
>>535124698>forgets avout imperial oil vs turkish ottomans vuilding a pipeline to germanyYou might recall this event as world war 1
>>535123851real economies will survive memetic countries and colonies will falltrump made mistake by attacking iran, but it ended up with destruction of globalism lolso it will be happy end
>>535123851Don't forget the global famine. Fertilizer is made from natural gas and that is in short supply too and poor nations like Africa and India will be priced out of the market.
this was the first thing i thought after iran closed the strait. i was confused why the markets didnt crash more. the world economy is completely reliant on the energy and feedstock in fossil fuels. no way without it.
>>535123851Not my problem
>>535125090I'm sure this Fin knows better than an oil barorn
>>535125180>poor nations like Africa and India will be priced out of the marketOh don't worry, the first world whites will pay for it, as we usually do.
>>535124781okay, then, I guess.
it's called the great resetbtw, how many cans of sardines should i buy
>>535125044You are correct, of course. The problem is that approach is at a fundamental level incompatible with US culture centered on the idea that size matters - i.e. the old "big; bigger; American" adage. And that same US culture is being exported throughout the world through venues such as Hollywood movies, subtly influencing everyone to believe that 'bigger is better' - when really, it's not. Size is a liability.
>>535125044Adults are talking dude.
>>535125296Oh we talkin' deenz now? Finally a topic on here that's not gay as fuck. Not sure what brands are swimming around your third-world shithhole, but find some you like and buy as many cans as you can afford. Look at your massive pile of deenz like others look at their gold and silver, only to laugh at them when they realize you can't eat metal. Take the deenzpill.
>>535124152can you miss 20% of your body parts?You tink it will hurt?
>>535124152Besides that about 75 % of the Hormuz problem is cushioned by China reducing it’s oil imports, which they can do for a long time because they currently have the biggest oil reserves in the world, and the US increasing its oil exports.
I don't have a twitter account. What have his daily updates surmised since posting this?
>>535125260It makes no logical sense. How could you build a pipe that starts empty and requires oil flow to start flowing oil? If pressure going too low is the issue, certainly they must have valves or something else to keep the pressure at a necessary level, even if the output decreased to 1% of what it was. And even if the flow ceased because of some issue, they can always restart it, just like they started it when they first built the fucking pipe.
if they're not totally suicidal they'll fix it by then, but either way we're going to have famine in the first world in october - that tipping point has already passed.>>535124152please shut the fuck up. you're so fucking stupid.
>>535125595>I don't have a twitter accountthis is why you use xcancel>https://xcancel.com/AlaliQasem>What have his daily updates surmised since posting this?well this is his newest tweet>tldr: the us is stemying this bleeding by giving away american oil to the asian market and gas prices in US will get higher unless something changes
>>535125650you've clearly never built anything in your life. when you fill a pipe it puts it under pressure, depressurising is a huge process and you also need to flush the entire pipe and waste a bunch of oil when you repressurize. these are massive pipelines and it takes fucking ages to do this.
>>535125296Why do people stock up on disgusting canned food when they should be doing the real canning with glass jars? You could be having ribeyes, whole chickens, fresh vegetables (you’re growing your own right?) that are shelf stable for years but your plan is to eat disgusting ass canned poverty fish. Why would you want what’s probably going to be your last days to be so miserable?
>>535123851All for Jews and Israel, don't forget.
>>535124152In other words.A managed crisis.Covid 2.0.Here comes energy rationing.Will the government decide which businesses have to shut down and which are "essential services".
>>535125878Sounds like a retarded design to me if it depends on infinitely everflowing oil to prevent disaster. Surely they have some redundancy, like another pipe that can take 100% of the supply if it cant pressurize both?
>>535124990Do you really think the American ruling class will do the average American a solid?>>535125040>the USA will annex CanadaWe are already a vassal state in the American Empire and 96% of our crude oil is exported to America.
>>535123851>Indian larping as an arab sheikh spams AI slop on XCan ayyyys just nuke us already?
>>535124175>Al-AliKek.
>>535124674>Trump is a niggerit's really that simple.
>>535123851nice of them to time the great reset for winter time. dark winter fans we eatin bad
>>535124568Trump cares more about the profits of American oil corporations than American "people"
>>535125090Thats fine for pupelines MAYBE but refineries cant just shut down and start up again like that. Takes like six weeks to shut one down under the best conditions. My dad used to work those when I was a kid. Didn't see him much during.
>>535127668Get the Ukrainians in. They shut them down overnight.
>>535124398If that was true we wouldnt be emptying the oil reserves.
>>535123851In the first world we won’t be hit as hard but stuff will still be super unaffordableThird world will sufferGlobal market crashAll so they can rebuild with AI surveillance and digital ID
>>535124229>It doesnt slow down it le breaks>Its not X its Ymore like:>its not X its XXchatgpt has brainrotted you into dismissing a perfectly valid sentence structure
>>535124398You WON'T be fine, idiot. The oil flows to whomever pays the most. If the American oil sellers can sell their oil for better prices abroad, guess what they will do? Sell it overseas, NOT to Americans. Fucking moron. There is no "American" oil price. It's an international market. If the straight of Hormuz keeps being closed, Americans will pay more for oil too. And that makes EVERYTHING far more expensive.
>>535123931All this is a ploy to shove a one world government shoved down our throats.Consider yourselves lucky they didn't go with plan A though because that would have been the fake blue beam ayy invasion that would have killed roughly 5 billion people indiscriminately using enhanced radiation weapons mounted on ERV's. Instead they are going with a combination of pandemics/economy crashes/"wwIII" (but not really, at least as long as all sides remain in agreement and dont get greedy with land grabs, US is supposed to get both Cuba and Greenland BTW but in the end its all ceremonial and borders will be erased)" where ultimately, less people will die. Then roughly 3 years into the NWO after Palantir is running everything, the big UFO ship lurking in the ocean will go topside for everyone to gawk at.Screenshot this.
>>535123851I CAN'T PUUMPPP
>>535128026Trumps role in all of this BTW, it to ultimately get Americans to hate America itself and its corrupt institutions so much they'll gladly take the deal.
>>535124636It was always the playbook. The U.S.’s ability to withstand hardship is greater than others.
>>535128111Lmao. You fat fucks are already crying over gas prices a third of what euros pay normally. God forbid you have to miss a meal.....
>>535124152>things will get more expensive, economies will slow down etc. so basically another financial crisisSamuel Benner is right again picrel
>>535127776“Emptying the oil reserves” is to influence the oil markets, it literally never happens
Iran won tranny
>>535123851Invest in Amtrak. Trains are valuable again.
>>535123851Sounds accuarate yeah
>>535123851oil sisters.. not like this
>>535127844>muh digital ID Its called chromium retard.
>>535123851AI slop
>>535123851I wonder who could be behind this global crisis
>>535129489isn't it quite clear this time? Tulsi tried to stop it
>memeflag AI bot can't understand images
>>535123851That guy looks like he knows a lot about oil.
>>535123851Liberals and lefties were right... we need to stop relying on the liquid spice so this shit doesn't keep happening.
>>535129794Enjoy starving.
>>535123851I come to this website to look at the pictures and then leave. I'm sure this thread is filled with sincere and interesting opinions. Enjoy being retarded
>>535129824Enjoy comstant war and mercantilism... I'd rather find ways to not rely ao much on oil than spend time squabbling over it. Charlie Munger was right, oil is worth more in the ground than it is being burned up for useless shit, and cheap Chinese knick knacks.
>>535130668Without oil about 5/6 people alive will die.
>>535130770go Greta
We'll just move back nuclear :DDD
>>535131260Just fertilise the crops with nuclear waste.
>>535130770Did I suggest we get rid of oil completely?
>>535124229LLMs are trained on human posts. If the LLM is saying something a certain way, it's because a lot of people were already saying it that way.
>>535124504>muh global marketThe global market gets deleted in favor of several smaller ones if oil skyrockets and makes global transactional costs skyrocket with it. FYI that also happens if the U.S. stop playing world police…..doubly so if the U.S. goes full demon mode and starts taping and pillaging….
>>535130770How many of those will be Indians? I'll make that bet.
>>535125484>oil is a part of my body
>>535127943em dash. no one types that shit
>>535123851>in 4 monthsis the new 2 weeks
Why did it take everyone this long to realize Iran had the world's economy in their pocket?
>>53512548420% of your body is like an arm and a half. So yeah you could.
>>535125044You're thinking too big anon
>>535124134and then we close the valve or blow it up. death to america achieved
>>535123851>projectionK tell me when it happpened
>>535125925Have you eaten canned meats? Theyre tough and only good for stews.
>>5351238514 months is charitable but yes... it's extremely bad.
>>535131260It takes years to bring back nuclear powerplants it's not like you can do switch on and switch off.
>>535131651Yes, a lot of bots on reddit
>>535123851Yep, and that's when Hantavirus lockdowns begin.
This all ends in global food supply shortage / delivery problems / starvation. I guess we get the holomodor on a global scale. Maybe next time we won't let retards run things...
This sandnigger just published the most boring tweet I've ever seen.My wakedness is in freefall.And when I hit the sheets – I won't just sleep.I'll snore.
>>535132128The korean shitposter said that asia makes cellphones so the economy will be okay
earth is flat and oil is an infinite godgiven resource. everything else is psyop
>>535132077bots that were trained on....?
>>535124134If I cannot afford it, but it's required to survive in this society. I've no longer any reason letting you continue having either society or that oil. Nothing personal.Your Jewish masters didn't care. You don't care. Now we don't have to care. Good place to be when utterly everything takes work to keep..... working.LolLmoa
>>535123851AI SLOP
>>535124398Before the war your reserves where what. Today what are they. How come that line go down if we produce more than we make. I know why, but you don't. Why don't you know, are you a slave who takes everything his Master says as true?
I'll believe it when I see it.They've ((magically)) found so many things in the past, ruining happenings for so many years now that it doesn't happen until it does. Nothing ever happens though
>>535132661redditors, not normals, meaning your original assertion that "a lot of people already talk that way" was false, its only scraping extremely online redditors
>>535131651no, LLMs heavily amplify specific stylistic tics from their training datamode collapse toward whatever sounds smart and fluent to their reward modelspolished but artificial sounding
>>535123851But but but but but...mie belubbed JOOPS Whaddabout mie belubbed JOOPS???"?
>>535124398Good thing you produce 100% of your food and everything else you consume, right?
>>535124398California gets its oil from the ME by ship.
>>535124504I love how you Euronigs always come in with “but what about muh global economy!” Kek you retards are so terrified. Should’ve helped open the strait!
>>535124743Silver naked shorts...paper silver. The so called market price is a fraud.
>>535123851Good, many people can finally shrink the sizes of cars to not be so ridiculously big.
>>535123851Im sure a twatter user called Queef Ali Ali wouldn't lie to me.
>>535132337>The korean shitposter said that asia makes cellphones so the economy will be okayOh? I guess everything thing will be alright then.
