Why are we so stupid and prone to ragebait bros? Is that a sign we are high t gigachads?
>>535134936el penor?
uh huh, who's playing helen of troy you fucking kike
>women sailors in ancient Greece
>>535134936
>>535134936Cool, I'm still not watching it
>>535135664
She should play a eunuch slave. She kinda looks like one.
>>535136141well playing a little boy with the aid of CGI and heavy makeup probably is the only role she can do now.
>be told something from the creator intended to elicit a certain reaction>certain reaction attained>HuRr DurR wHy sO MaD, cHuD!/!?you don't hate these people enough
it's just board culture some are unironic retards some are ironic retards
>>535135664Copy paste from the Wikipedia page Lupita Nyong'o in a dual role as:Helen of Troy, Menelaus's wife and the most beautiful woman in the world, whose abduction triggers the Trojan War[10]Clytemnestra, Helen's sister and Agamemnon's wife, whose marriage is acrimonious[10]
>>535134936Isn't she older than most of her costars? Bitch has to be around 40 now.
>>535135190kek
>>535134936why you keep posting this faggot evan twitter account
I don't care how stupid we are. I just want white people to survive and if that means reverting to unga bunga then so be it. Every white leftist should be killed.
>>535134936>cross posting referencing drama with no context >Twigger/RetarditREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>535134936I don't want that disgusting titless freak anywhere near the movie. She shouldn't be in anything.
El penor
>>535134936Why would I rage at what Hollywood does? You act like I ever had hope...
>>535134936Page as Achilles would turn this movie into full post-modernism kino.But of course both Page and Nolan have no balls to do that.
>>535134936The youngest 40 year old...
>>535134936so only complain and criticise AFTER things are already in place - the passive aggressive way?
Greeks were well known homosexual boy fuckers. Just saying, Page being the designated bussy hole for the real soldiers to fuck like a crusty sock is low key historical fact and great casting. Since she's a woman playing the role of a cismale fuck toy for dudes it's actually less gay this way vs reality in ancient Greece. Yes, the practice of taking young men or boys on military campaigns for sexual purposes—and as companions—did exist in ancient Greece, reflecting the broader social institution of pederasty. While you are correct that this was common among the wealthy in cities like Athens, it was also institutionalized in other ways, notably within the military systems of Sparta and Thebes.Mentor and Beloved: The relationship was defined as erastes (older lover/mentor) and eromenos (younger beloved/teenager). This relationship was meant to mentor young men in military skill and civic duty, but it was generally sexualized.Spartan Custom: In Sparta, it was a recognized part of the agoge (military training). Experienced soldiers took on younger boys (often around age 12 or older) to serve as lovers, and this was intended to strengthen bonding and fighting spirit.Ancient Greeks are notorious faggots, it's settled history.
>>535138077Based
>>535138077Lmao
>>535135190no penor
>>535134936>make movie>intentionally fuck it up>chuds advertise it for free for months talking about how woke it is>90% of peoples experience with greece was watching a disney movie
>woman with a dick cut off is playing a man>feel stupid, chuds!
>>535134936Is it any better than a 35 year old mutilated female pretend to be a young male crew member? Slop is slop, and the modern judaic orthodoxy produces only slop.
>>535139454'chuds' arent doing that, faggot. Viral marketing teams are behind what you see.
>>535138177Not good enough. You have to pay to watch the movie AND then after it is over you can whine about it.
>>535137558Absolutely based.
Was Elpenor a tranny in reality? Doubt it.Ellen Page shouldn't be "starring" in anything. Depraved dyke.
>>535139258There's a problem - If an autistic woman gets her mind fried by 'male-on-male romance novels', starts dressing as a boy, behaving as a boy, and you have vaginal sex with her dressed as a man, is it or isn't gay?The gay and tranny problems have clear-cut answers - penis + penis = gay. The girl dressed as a boy doesn't because penis + vagina = straight.
>>535134936why should I feel stupid when they are the ones shitting on western tradition and history? no seriously explain
>>535134936NO NIGGERS NO TRANNIES. END OF DISCUSSION. TAKE THAT JUDEOPHILE ANGLO NOLAN AND GO SUCK A DICK
Beautiful young woman that literally cut her tits off and now looks like a weird little boy>Right Wingers are stupid
>>535140672they are stupid because they refuse to live in la la land
>>535134936>youngest member of the crew>played by a 40-year-old when the Trojan War only lasted 10 years.
I wasn't even mad and was actually hoping Ellen was going to be Achilles because that actually would have been a KINO casting decision
>>535141042>youngest member of the crew>isnt some 12 year old boy being passed around the crew like a blunt
>>535134936No, it’s a sign that “you” and similar people deserve to be treated like cattle. You could disarm information warfare with ease if you responded with calmness and intelligence, but instead you choose to act like a monkey.
>>535134936>the youngest member of a ship is a woman pretending to be a mansounds like some greek erotic drama
>Put a female as the fuckboyum bucket of the boat instead of a real male>/pol/ complains
>>535139258>Greeks were well known homosexual boy fuckersJewish lies against the noble Greeks. Homosexuals were the lowest caste of society and were banned from public life and politcs. You think they were having LGBT parades in ancient Greece?
>>535134936>Greeks had fags on their pots so that means Achiles was a troon!The amount of gay shit in Greek art is extremely overstated it's less than a percent total and the majority is derogatory.
>>535135190Don’t they mean lapenor?
