All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.>Where can I join?Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.htmlAir Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-joinNavy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navyMarine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html>What are the fitness requirements:Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pftAir Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-testNavy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pftMarine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-testYou guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
First, what happened at Deepcut Barracks?>The deaths at Deepcut Barracks is a series of incidents that took place involving the deaths in obscure circumstances of five British Army trainee soldiers at the Princess Royal Barracks, Deepcut in the county of Surrey, between 1995 and 2002.>The original legal investigations concluded that the fatal shootings were self-inflicted. However the circumstances around the deaths and the fact the recruits died in similar circumstances at the same facility, in a comparatively limited period of time, drew substantial media attention and became an extended legal contest between the families of the trainee soldiers concerned and the legal authorities involved as to what had actually occurred. This culminated in the original inquests being repeated, in one case 20 years after the first inquest was conducted.Next, will GIs even get their GI Bill, full pay, and disability benefits, considering pic related?
Recruiting numbers so high, they're trying to get motherfuckers on 4chan to join. MIGA!
You guys always fall for this bait.BUMPI want to see more retards get angry at this for no reason at all
Enlisting is the best option if you're 17 or 18, and puts you in a great position once you leave and go get your bachelors degree (you're second only to athletes on the smv totem pole), but if you're old you should do OCS instead, and if you're ancient just take advantage of whatever professional training programs they have like for healthcare fags. Infantry is white utopia btw
>>535143444checked but also, maybe it helps dissuade an anon from wasting their life on some barracks somewherethough you're right, none of you would give a SHIT about me. so I'm done helping
>>535143175i joined one time because i wanted to see if i could do it. i did and if you are curious as well so can you. Fuck those guys and fuck going fight for any political leader. Fucking losers lied and made thousands of guys become murderers while being told they were 'defending freedom'. What office are you at, recruiter boy?
>>535143175I already joined them quit in basic training. It feels good wasting time and money of the USA government and making drill sergeants upset and refusing their orders. Also probably won’t get drafted now. :)
No flu shots at least for the remainder of Trump/Hegseth. No vaccines beyond your childhood ones unless you're deploying. Still have the opportunity to abuse VA benefits. It's only going to become a worse value prospect with time, and with your age.
>>535143175I'm 34, obese, and I'm on probation. Can I die for Israel too?
>>535143175I would join but I'm a foreign nigger.
I'm serious, you son of a bitch. Let me join the military. I should've at 17. I should've left my family like that fucking Marine Corps recruiter wanted me to. My life would've been better.
>>535143705>No vaccines beyond your childhood ones unless you're deployingdont worry goyimYOU WILL BE DEPLOYED
>>535143175I'm 40 years old brother. I doubt they'd take me, I've thought about it just because it'd be funny
>>535144177I'm 34, we should do it lmao
>>535143175What's the point? China has already won so if you are that willing to put time or energy into doing something you might as well put it into migrating to China. No point in investing the energy and time into a loser.
>>535143175Dude, I'm 38. I'm too old for that shit.
sign tappers BTFO'd
>>535144270No, we're not. Fuck it, what else do we have to lose? It's either we go over there and escape the nigger menace and everybody that wants us dead domestically and will see to that goal or we stay here and suffer. I'd rather fucking enlist but they more than likely won't even take me.
>>535143175>meet simple fitness requirements
>>535143175>solve your problems by simping for kikesOP sucks fat cocks for fun.
all of us?
Are telling me I could be having sex Right Now
>>535144348>the war at home>wants to run from itpussy
>>535143175>the kikes have made everything horrible, so go be a zogbot!
My brothers in the NG. He enjoyed his deployment to Africa and responding to Hurricane Florence, but other than that he said the Army life is God fucking awful these days and that he's glad he's just NG because everyone he knows who went active is fucking miserable.
>>535143175>There is a simple solution to this: die for israelgreat, sign me up sergant muttman
>>535144479Shut the fuck up, you Chud the Builder wannabe. Yeah because I totally want to go to federal prison for taking the fight to these bastards in the US. Eat a bag of sauteed dicks, you stupid son of a bitch.
not today rabbi
>>535144541>>535144876
>>535144929>the solution? Go be the goodest of goyim and serve Israel!
>>535145040Didn't even read it, did you? Spoiled little sissy soft handed bitch.
>>535145070Military men are the greatest of cattle. I do in fact have more respect for NEETs than them.
>>535143175won't fight for zionism
>>535143175My friend got hurt in basic. They gave him painkillers he got addicted. Pills ran out. He started doing heroin and now he’s dead. Rip rob
>>535145147Nobody respects you at all though. Not even your family. Do you even work? I'd even respect you if you stocked fucking shelves but you probably couldn't even drag your ass out of bed to do that.
>As long as you meet simple fitness requirementsMost /pol/cels are agoraphobic landmonsters who are unable to see their feet.
>>535143175>die for Israel goyimNo thanks boss.
>>535143349I'd do it if the military wasn't the way it is. Id like it to be different for obvious, patriotic reasons but like I said it's apparently so bad that it's practically suicide factory. It has nothing to do with combat, it's just a shitty way to live.
>>535145306What exactly makes it shitty? A reason that can be fixed or something inherent to military structure which of course sucks but it's the military.
enjoy dying abroad for jewish interests, amerigolems!
>>535145194I work more than a kike does.
>>535145400From what I've been told it's just the lifestyle combined with modern bureaucracy. He said most of the time it doesn't even seem like the military anymore with all of the bitchy women that there's a good chance you're going to end up under, he said it's more like an office with uniforms that you occasionally go camping with and that you can't leave.
>>535145527Doing what?
>>535143175How much does it pay?
>>535143175Imaging dying for Israel.
Get ready to die for israhellhttps://files.catbox.moe/ne8rw3.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ne8rw3.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ne8rw3.mp4
>>535143175>join the US militaryNo.
https://files.catbox.moe/9f973v.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9f973v.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9f973v.mp4
>>535145927Who said anything about joining the Iranian military?
>>535143175hey stupid fuck, I asked you a question. How much does it pay? I need you to answer because it's the only thing that matters.
>>535143175Where do I apply to put my dick in Lujan's pussy?
>>535143175>defend our right to make films about ancient greece with trannys and niggers, and our right to mutilate children with parental consent
>>535143175not gonna take orders from a 22 year old chicanX.
>>535143175>join the US militaryI literally can't
>>535144802Thanks, rabbi
>>535143175Best stfu before the GA sees this thread.
>>535143444>for no reasonI applied to be an officer years ago and was told I should enlist instead. Now I'm over 30. I'm sick of doors being closed in my face and then later people demand I work for free.
>>535145191Damn, that sucks. RIP Rob
>>535143672I posted this on /k/ and they deleted it. They don’t allow you to disrespect the USA Zionist military
Travel the world all expenses paid, medical all of it except personal stuff. Even the clothes are free. Adventure, self respect, can make a full lifelong career of it, camaraderie, handsome as hell in uniform. Boot camp is only 4 months then the dynamic changes.
I have never had sex.
>>535150504That’s good. God views virgins more positively than people who’ve defiled themselves with woman.
>>535143175Good luck when you get sent to the drones, recruiter-kun!
Sex
>>535147616I fucking hate you.
>>535145191RIP to Rob. Fucking no good kikes
>>535143175Every member of Congress should die on the front lines and every corporation shiuld concede their profits to the common man before one drafted citizen is sent to fight.If it's not important enough for you to die for it, it's not important enough for me to kill for it.
>>535152689They won't even send their sons or daughters but they'll send Cletus from West Virginia and his son.
>creating this thread here
>>535152934They don't care about their own children, clearly, so I wouldn't trust them even if they sent their entire extended family to die in their place. Legitimately.The old faggots running this shitty little ship are so afraid of death that they have collapsed the economy and the planet for a few years more. I fucking hate materialism so damn much, it is the moment humanity broke itself. People wondering why religion is so fucking popular despite all the problems: This is why. Rulers with no love for a future that doesn't involve them will destroy literally everything to put one more foot between them and the void, having sacrificed all of their betters who were willing to pay the price for others until they finally turn on each other and cannibalize their own until there's nothing left. Fuck.
>>535143175>Work at a company designing terraform deployments>surrounded by jeets that just never get anything done>indian coworker, 34, said he wanted to join military to get citizenship but was denied>he talked to a recruiter and lied about athletic ability>took ASVAB scored a 37>couldn't do more than 20 pushups or run more than half a mile>he was trying to get a colleague (ex marine) to get some tips and tricks to get into the marine coreThe military is not for everyone
>>535153530Reminds me of how I got a 99 ASVAB score, which is extremely depressing.>imagine you're not even the smartest person you know and yet you're smarter than 2/3 of the people you're gonna work with (99% if NG)
>>535143672I made it through basic and AIT, then I just stopped going. They make a big deal about awol but nothing ever happened, no court martial, no dishonorable discharge, they just gave me a general discharge after a couple of years without ever getting into contact with me. I wasn’t even trying to hide.
>>535154173ASVAB does not test intelligence. It tests vocational aptitude, with the vocation being a mindless drone that can execute orders without contemplation or objection. You are a 99th percentile boot licking npc.
>>535153324I fully agree. Trump doesn't give a fuck because he's not going to be here in the next 5-10 years to begin with. Not his problem. But it's yours because you have to deal with it, goy. Buckle up, buckeroo.
>>535154727I mean, they kicked me out for the exact opposite reason (I made a really bad grunt), but whatever makes you feel better.
>>535143175>didn't even mention the space forceyou are a colossal faggot because that is the easiest fucking contract to ride out and real world transferable skills to learn while living a normal office day job lifeso fuck you, seriously
Enlist you can be surrounded by niggers, spics, and also sluts since it's co-ed, and get bullied like high schoolPeople would be excited to enlist if it was a white male chud boy's club. That's what the military used to be. Defending your volk.
>>535143175Your life is hellMake it worse hellThanks op.
>>535143175NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY YOUNG ANONS.....
>>535143175Amerilards are going to join whether they like it or not. They will be hogtied in the street, kidnapped and thrown onto the bus by force if necessary. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>535143175>>535143175We created the human being from clay, from molded mud.Quran 15:26
>>535143175While I am a Norwegian, I do agree a lot on this.Back in the days (the 60s) my uncle moved from Norway to the US, and joined the US Air Force. Later on in life he had a son who became a Marine.Both branches gave them very good opportunities in life and they both ended up with very good salaries also. They never had any regret joining.I think a lot of people only look at the military as someone who is handed a gun and a rifle for so going to some trenches to die. Military is massive and is an entire ecosystem of so many different jobs.Anyway, I have met a lot of US military personel over the years, and they are the finest kind out there. Love all of them.So for people who is very unsure about life and what to do, the US Military is for sure a great way to go in my opinion.
>>535157279A messenger to the Children of Israel: “I have come to you with a sign from your Lord. I make for you out of clay the figure of a bird; then I breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by God’s leave. And I heal the blind and the leprous, and I revive the dead, by God’s leave. And I inform you concerning what you eat, and what you store in your homes. In that is a sign for you, if you are believers.”Quran 3:49
>>535143175I serve my country by sexually satisfying the brave wives of our troops while they are deployed overseas.You're welcome for my service
>>535143175Ok, Jose.
>>535152454Dude,psych meds cause brain damage.
>>535143175LITERAL FUCKING GLOWNIGGERS ARE TAKING OVER /POL/. KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT ZOGBOTS. NOBODY IS DYING FOR PISSRAEL EXCEPT (You)!!!!!!!
These military jobs pay mcwages btw and the healthcare is wait 3 months for an MRI tier. I don't see how it's any better than being a tradie.
>>535157419Thank you Tyrone
>>535150504Well you ever want to join the marines >>535150749It's about what women want these days not god
i make 17/hr doing jack shitso i should make 7.25 instead with no air conditioning or anything? having to share a room with strangers, having my clothes/uniform stolen, having to eat lunch while standing in line because there is a 45 min wait for food and a 15 min wait for dishes and you have to be back in an hour?what fucking idiot would do that, litterally hanging out with my cats not being paid would be a better use of my time
>>535143175Damn it op, no one want to join your fuity gay ass club. Money is one thing but giving up your bootyhoe for it is not what i want.
>>535157292Those times are done and things from the past . The us government is compromised and run by jews and so is the military. Join and die like a goy for Israel.
>>535143175I couldn't pass the advab tried four times & my score never past 31
>>535145574It feels like women are making everything worse right now, and it's starting to piss me off.Men need to start telling women to shut the fuck up again.
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>>535143175Too bad you can't hire me. Also obvious shillpost. SAD.
>>535146040technically the draft exists. they just aren't using it.
>>535143175Id rather join prison inmates
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>>535157292>Jewish chickenhawk living in Europe tries to convince American Goyim to die for JewsMany such cases. I can hardly wait until you're deported back to Israel or Ukraine at gunpoint.
>>535160485Id say the women are a symptom of the problem, not the whole thing. When I said "doesn't even feel like the military anymore" I mean that the spirit it once had is gone. It's trying to recover it now, but I'm not interested in living there while it does it and especially not if it means I have to bunk with shitskins and treat them like my brothers. If we came under fire Id push them into it, kek.
>>535161332If you let it get this far, you already lost. The correct response to a draft is to simply shoot the first Jew (or, better, gathering of Jews) you see. Don't even wait for the draft officers to track you down. After a month or so of that, the government will soon decide that "fighting foreign wars are not in the national interest."
>>535143175Aren't you just going to not allow us to join once our posting history here and everywhere else is shown to the guys in recruitment?Are they really just allowing everyone on the DHS blacklist to sign up for infantry now?
>>535161524>Are they really just allowing everyone on the DHS blacklist to sign up for infantry now?Yes, that's the plan. You might not even see real combat, they might just tell you that you're flying to Nebraska and then dump you all out thousands of feet over the ocean. With Jews in charge of your government and military, (Your) genocide is the name of the game!
