https://x.com/australian/status/2054782446172848490?s=46The Australian is our biggest most serious news company. They claim Australian women spend 50 Billion on high tech sex toysFor context Australia only has 8.5-9 million women between the ages of 18-64.
>>535169130There is no fucking way the sex toy industry is that big
>>535169130I think that means globally, anon
>>535169130>Australians spend an estimated $185 billion to $210 billion annually on buying and running cars. Lol, there is no fucking way 50% of Australians (females) spend 1/4th of the entire amount ALL Australians spend on cars.
lmao they even manage to beat even literal paypiggies
>>535169320I use this one all the time
>>535169130>$50B$49B of that was Gina Reinhart fitting out her state-of-the-art gooning dungeon.
>>535170145Sound about right. I was going to ask if it was 5,000 millionaires buying solid gold vibrators.
It's actually 600trillion
>>535169882typical empty-ass cis scum
I should become a gigolo
How many does the rat have?
>>535169130>They made it up lolHonestly probably most of the is shit is written by bots I suspect it’s been that way for a while now
Was that story true of how someone connected it to the computer to charge it and it infected it with a virusMost elaborate trolling ever if true
>>535169130I have that same pink heart anal rope
invent in Big Dildo?
>>535169130Why the hell are women so damn horny all the time? Why are they so sex obsessed? It's like they have no greater pursuits outside of fucking. They won't think of architecture, science, philosophy, etc.
>>535169130what a bunch of femcels.
>>535172441Imma breed the rat>Prating Mess!
>>535169130Being a guy sucks... You only have one shot and have to edge and edge before you completely lose interest and the ability to feel good. As a girl you can literally cum nonstop the whole day and never stop being horny...Why can't I be a cute girl... I want to be tied up and forced to orgasm all day and have all kinds of things done to me. It will literally be heaven for me.Imagine being gangraped. You just came when that guy pulled out, and immediately another cock dives in and starts all over again. Every time you cum you're afraid of the guys finding out. But he knows from the way your pussy twitches and contracts that you're a slut who came from being raped. Imagine having every part of your delicate body trained into an erogenous zone against your will. Bound, positioned to have all your holes easily available, can barely even wiggle, complete objectification. Did you know girls can cum from nipples, clit, outer pussy and inside pussy separately? Imagine having multiple places stimulated at once and just when you think you get to take a break after cumming from pussy, your clit gives in and another wave of pleasure hits you like electrical shock. Yes, that's being a girl for you. What the fuck.
>>535169130And those cunts laugh about men playing real time strategy games?
>>535172240>cis scumkill yourself, tranny freak. You will never be a woman so you might as well end your suffering
>>535169882>sóybot my strength is waning
>>535172677>Women all cum from being rapedThen why the fuck does feminism exist?
Buy a fleshlight if you've completely given up. Greatest $50 or whatever I ever spent.
>>535169350Even globally that seems high
>>535169130just for context, there are a lot of Asian whores living there. just saying
>>535173298Based Divest from WomenDollmaxx
>>535169130Around ~2010 I had an Aussie girlfriend, while working there for a few months.She told me she is going to attend the equivalent of a Tupperware party but for sex toys.Based off that anecdote I believe the OP headline. Your women are something else.
>>535169130no amount of silicon can satisfy her.
>>535172677You're a faggot.
How do you become a dildo engineer anyway?
>>535169130This sounds like a psy-op. Even if 20% of women have a sex toy, how often do they need to buy a new one? Is it counting fags as women?
>>535169130>Most serious Is being serious a common Australian expression of virtue because that's a common Jewish one anon. Used specifically when you're trying to give the impression of elevating or insulting someone
>>535172441Zero, she has me instead.
>>535174418Only BBC can
>>535169130>64why the fuck is there an age limit? did someone aged 65 give birth down there to something?there has to be a story told by someone with an aussie accent swearing every other fuckin word somewhere on this
>>535169130$50B/9M women = $5555/femoid
>>535169320Women must have some crazy fucking requirements to get off. Haven't needed anything but my hand for 30 years. Can't imagine why I'd need more.
>Be American>Date women that have never used a dildo or have never orgasmed.
>>535169130>The global sex toys market size was estimated at USD 35.2 billion in 2023 and is projected to reach USD 62.7 billion by 2030, growing at a CAGR of 8.69% ...
>>535172613>>535174703I prefer clock, the canadian clock, well I also like date a live clock too, you know, the one with the antique guns, actually I love them all including the rat and the latam mouse midget devil, I don't discriminate my waifus.
>>535169130are those nipple clamps?
>>535174915The clock is fine too. A bit feminist but I'll fuck it out of her eventually.
>>535169130I've got about $800 worth of sex toys.
>>535174740That's a lot of dick!
>>535169130the other day I was controlling an australian woman dildo over the internet, she asked me to download we-vibe app, she was hot ngl, idk why but a lot of australian women are into online play i noticed
>>535169130Crikey
>>535172609Another weight on the scale tipping towards degeneracy and extinction.
>>535175027>Only 800 dollars
>>535172593they are slaves to their hormones, don’t let your hormones tell you what to do
>>535169130Average Australian foid.>I need a 240V industrial grade power tool to get off now.
>>535175255she looks a lil jewy
>>535173584Literally why. If you're gonna piss around fucking a piece of rubber why not be creative. I don't wanna fuck some rubber oblivion character creation
>>535175010>mfw wondering how many toys she got inside when dancing this or Snake Eyes...
>>535174731BBC or not. point is women can never satisfy their hysteria without actual dick. which is why even after most females have multiple dildos at home they still racking up actual bodies.
>>535169130>high tech Sex toysWhat's "high tech" about a vibrator? Now sex bots are high techy.
>>535175469Getting the factory to sculpt a whole new anatomically correct creature for your fetishes is enormously expensive but enough money can and will get you anything.What is your creative vision, I'm afraid to ask.
>>535175705Why the teeth then?
>>535169130Tenga is everything you want from a woman and it's quiet.
>>535175770idk slap some tentacles and a horsecock on that bitch just for giggles
>>535175770Snekgirl would cost me big time wouldn't it?
>>535169320I think that number is worldwide.
>>535169130This isn't possible. This means every woman spends 5500 on sex toys.
>>535175255The average horse can't compete at this point.Why are wyte women such massive harlot?
>>535169130Those numbers mean an average Australian woman spends over $5000 on sex toys. Seems unlikely
>>535169130Meanwhile Angus works the coal mines of western australia and his taxes fund those city whores’ purchases while the women stay at home smoking weed and playing vidya as Zhang replaces Angus in the city beside the blokes sheilas due to ZOG selling him into a pit he can’t return from because they let Zhang come and will enforce with guns against Angus if he were to quip any qualms about being replaced
