PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>Pres Trump Participates in Military Mother's Day Event, Washington, DC 5/6/2026https://youtu.be/22HQKGoAnoA>Pres Trump Small Business Summit, Washington, DC 5/4/2026https://youtu.be/nEDoEBVlHJE>Pres Trump Greets Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/29/2026https://youtu.be/4hLYFGv9ktM>Pres Trump After WHCD Shooting, Washington, DC 4/25/2026https://youtu.be/ZHN8xcAJUsc>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://youtu.be/mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://youtu.be/mpKpfdZitCM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/7mlfws.txtprev >>535166832
Ultimate MAGA.
ULTRA MAGA
EXTREME MAGA
We will have sexy trans right wing poltics one day but not today because crossdressing uggos are already attempting that and failing
Ultimate Ultra MAGALet’s deepthroat the libtards who’s with me?
MAGA and good evening, frens!
Trump no1
>>535173088checked. rgr wilco.
more cartel niggers running scared>The former finance minister of Mexico's Sinaloa state, Enrique Diaz, has handed himself over to U.S. authorities, newspaper Reforma reported on Friday citing official sources.
>>535173272>least gay IMGtranny post
Trump's America.
Wowza holy crap
>>535173279hello dorofrenI went outside today and saw a nigger
MAGA
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes Let's make America POWERFUL again!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
whats up with the oil prices are we going to have to move to zero point energy machines soon? this is politically redacted
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>535173088>training the bees to swarm reportersI voted for that.
Current verdicts:Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits preventing testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly a defense, not immunityGalette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not autoextended in case of failure to comply.Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects talk therapy.Chevron v Plaquemines: Chevron protected by FORSEnbridge v Nessel: Scope of ET decreasedHencely v Fluor: Conditional immunity for negligence in war zonesLA v Callais: VRA gerrymandering unconstitutionalFirst Choice v Platkin: CPCs can accept anon donations.Montgomery v Caribe: Truckers liable in accidentsJules v ABP: Courts can self-vacate stays.Awaiting verdicts:Hencely v Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step ActFernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceTrump v Cook: Removal of officialsNRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v Smith: IQ testingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AM&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appeals
>>535173342I am so sorry that you saw one. That'd ruin anyone's day.
Lil Marco Luu.
Did he fold again or is he going to go this weekend? He is getting worse everyday.
>>535173342Also, henlo, fren!>>535173369>>535173384>>535173392>>535173409Pass the BUSTY Act!
>>535173088Bees are truly our friens
>>535173342how awful
every journalist is a commie, except me and fuck them, drop kick them into a woodchipperenslave journalists, attack journalists with pillows full of lead in the dead of night, fuck journalists's mothers and make them your unwanted niece, deport journalists, send journalists to antarctica, invite 20 million illegals specifically to a journalists house, shit in a ziplock container and leave it at the back of a journalists fridge, right behind the milk. jump off a trampoline and axe kick journalists.(don't do any of this, even if it would be funny)
>>535173509>except me??a-are you a journalist??
cat girls were real the entire time but cat girl friends arent real.
>>535173614not hired by any major firm, noindependent, and that's just for fun
show me a non-ps image of a human with green eyes :/
>>535173619are we sure they aren't girl cats? >>535173652>just for fun..acceptable. but you watch your ass.
Why are red states such shitholes?
>>535173088Trump has telepathic control over the bees?
Amerikkka is so gross
>>535173690ass is watched, thanksalso, in the news, did you hear that the IPCC recently quietly suggested all of their data was bullshit and walked back their environmental disaster claims?must have taken them a lot of plane flights to figure that one out.
>>535173740You know why.
>>535173740You know the answer, you just can't say it without pissing off your comrades on the left.
>>535173856No, they just respect him that much.
>>535173690no wonder umamusume is so cute
don't act so shocked, Matt.https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2055392851006013890
>>535173894I did see that. I can not imagine the cognitive dissonance in the watermelon crowd.
>>535173856bee-lzebulmatthew 12:22-32>Then a demon-oppressed man who was blind and mute was brought to him, and he healed him, so that the man spoke and saw. And all the people were amazed, and said, “Can this be the Son of David?” But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, “It is only by Beelzebul, the prince of demons, that this man casts out demons.” Knowing their thoughts, he said to them, “Every kingdom divided against itself is laid waste, and no city or house divided against itself will stand. And if Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then will his kingdom stand? And if I cast out demons by Beelzebul, by whom do your sons cast them out? Therefore they will be your judges. But if it is by the Spirit of God that I cast out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you. Or how can someone enter a strong man's house and plunder his goods, unless he first binds the strong man? Then indeed he may plunder his house. Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters. Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven people, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
TN is a beautiful state, outside of memphis and we all know the reason but please go ahead and stay in your grey, commieblock cities where nothing is produced and everything is fraud and crime.
>government runs explicitly on stopping bringing brown people>win>brings more brown people than ever beforeJapan getting in on the fun now
enjoy the filter Beelzebruh.
>>535173990
>>535174060lord of the flies =lord of the beesinsectel king
>>535174017Nashville used to be way more chill but it's turned into Austin lite
>Elsa = Stella>Elsa = Breakroom>Breakroom = Stella
>>535173904>>535173922Trump and his gaggle of GOP niggers are useless is my guees.What's yours? And please don't revert to low IQ antisemitism and blame da jooooooos.
>>535174118That's what happens when you elect people who don't wage war on leftards with harassing social policy
>>535174133dropkick all persona fags
>>535173740Dugan got denied bail entirely today and the judge cited a mitigating factor of "hate speech" in her decision to keep him in prison for the entire duration of the trial.
>>535174118i can only hope that our moves in the state house as well as extreme limitations on bullshit coming from other states leads the democrats to flee.just today dems were removed from house committees because of their chimpout on us removing their district, which was racially gerrymandered to begin withit is quite likely over for dems in TN.
>>535174207rich of you to say that, Lorn
>>535174236you made up a persona for me, it doesnt count :/
Super easy psyop:Pretend to be Buddhists and draw swastikas everywhere. You wont because it would be too epic and effective
>>535174224>he judge cited a mitigating factor of "hate speech"Whoa, didn't SCOTUS declare hate speech has no legal standing.Where's Pam Bondi?
>You made up a persona for me.Kind of like what you did with President Trump, isn't it?
>>535174268Just fuck off.
Girl, you know I want your loveYour love was handmade for somebody like meCome on now, follow my leadI may be crazy, don't mind meSay, boy, let's not talk too muchGrab on my waist and put that body on meCome on now, follow my leadCome, come on now, follow my lead, mm
>>535173088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
>>535174316haven't we already established that judges are commies and nothing they say matters?the guy is a douche clearly but he was well within his constitutional rights and I have no doubt this will take years to establish because of the commies.
>>535174424WORSTMOVIEEVER
>>535174364what did i make up, exactly?ill remind you that hundreds of famous people have recently discussed trumps antichrist-inessso its not exactly my opinion solely
>>535174443It's very nostalgic for me
>>535173856the most advanced telepathy and telekinesis available in a ufo ship that also bends light around it
>535174472>What did you make up about me that isn't true?Exactly, satanic dad-stabber.
>>535173295Sentence? Do you mean the amount for his bail?
THE FATES HAVE DICTATED ITDEMON LORD BOBBY KOTICK HAS SPAKEN I TOLD YOU HIKIFUCK
>>535174378would you like to see my anime folder, anon?
>>535173740Because the cities are blue banana republics. Kill yourself.
>>535174403
I'm in love with the shape of youWe push and pull like a magnet doAlthough my heart is falling tooI'm in love with your body
today is a holy dayshills like quintin gets stubless filter on caturdays
>I'm in love with your bodyIn other words, merely horny.
>>535174545w-what's in the X drive?
>>535174378kek. I can hack into your files now, moron.>he'll never guess which ones I found and sent to his whole family
>>535174141>Answer the way I want to or you are low IQI was actually going to blame the liberal activist judges, that are lenient on certain criminals because of skin color. Also SCOTUS said hate speech is free speech. That is why your kind can say such vile things about White people and anyone who is not left of a bolshevik. The judge admitted to the ruling because they were afraid blacks would flip the fuck out otherwise. Excessive bail is a violation of the 8th amendment. You are a leftist shill here only to start shit.
>>535173947>man drawing swastika Already on the list. Incidentally, I am back from my permanent "temporary" range ban that happens daily.
Henlo frens. All's well and Awoooo
>>535174621>Also SCOTUS said hate speech is free speech.Repeatedly! The left just pretends they didn't hear any of those rulings.
>>535174486
>>535174661
>>535174614
AMOWING
>>535174614is a hard disk drive, just for saving random shit
>>535174677As for the excessive bail https://x.com/logicreturned/status/2055423643899863439
>>535174649>Incidentally, I am back from my permanent "temporary" range ban that happens daily.If the left doesn't cheat, anon, they can't win.They clearly don't give a fuck about shilling. They just don't want our side to be able to talk.
>>535174661Henlo, fren!
>>535174661Hello. What news of the outside world?What's happening?
>>535174813Sounds like chinks are going to start buying our oil, since iran's is permanently unavailable to them.
>>535174862trump has xi's balls in a vice gripi told everyone iran wasn't about iran
>>535174921>i told everyone iran wasn't about iranYou were absolutely right.
>>535174778Yes, I noticed that the VPN using cp spamming troon had no problem posting the last two days that I couldn't. Really ignites the old walnuts. >>535174787Henlo, pinky. Have an early birthday present, just in case I'm not able to post tomorrow.
>>535174978You might consider setting up a burner email account on proton mail. That's what I finally did.It has one use in this world: to let me post without having to buy a fucking pass.
>>53517497 8Outstanding, thanks, fren! Glad to see you, and I hope youre able to post tomorrow, as well!
Caturday pre-gaming
>>535174978Fugg, dunno how I fucked that up lol>>535175056
>>535173088Yes, bees should swarm journalists, but that would harm the based bees.It would be better with hornets or yellow jackets. Swarm the journalists!
>>535174862Sounds good but I don't trust the yellow menace. So we'll see. >>535174921Yep, I've been saying that as well. Trump is dismantling BRICS one problem spot at a time. Cuba is obviously next. Although you said it much more eloquently than I could, fren. >>535175056>>535175083No problem, pinky. I hope you have a great birthday. Maybe we'll get some fireworks over Iran to celebrate.
Repooplickers are becoming lolcows moreso every moment
>what is this? a church adult singles mixer? no, no, no, this aint it, honey. its not that i dont appreciate the cleavage despite my being a cofounder of the “itty bitty titty committee” and “your boobs are too big” (fuck do i need a better name for that) but ive seen better in both your outfit and hair game.>as for this fortnight’s autism, it couldnt be more on brand, i just dont care. im still watching all of it, yes, but thats because im like lynch: i dont like anything ironically. nevertheless, i would still nuke the. fuck. out of the new california republic for that smile. or just because i had a nuke burning a hole in my pocketanyway, if any of you have ever seen a more political post then post your cope down below. also, what funny news?
>>535175043It just goes against every fiber in my being to do that, but you may be right.
>>535175241>Sounds good but I don't trust the yellow menace. So we'll see.I quite understand. At least with that mail service, you don't have to link a cell phone account or anything else.I think I chose something along the lines of 4chsucksdick as the title of my account.
>>535175241It'd be supper funny if it happens! With China seemingly abandoning Iran, they might get desperate. Also, thanks! It'll be a fun time, I feel.
>>535175325Good evening, kotman. I hope you've had a good day and are ready for Midnight, lest Dweebers breaks your kneecaps.
>/ptg/>pro Trump>pro white criminalsI know you guys are all impotent seething larpers but it's nice to know the courts would rightfully convict and incarcerate every last one of you pathetic racists.
>>535175347Well it's clear that the moves they've made not only help privileged users break rules but are also designed to force anons to become easier to track for data mining. So we've basically become reddit with extra steps. Hell, I probably still have an old Proton account that I don't use.
>>535175509seethe harder faglord
>>535175509
>>535175325post the racoon when they least expect it. politically i am right wing but spiritually i am a blood thirty monster that cant see his own reflection I think they call it an affliction. boobs are nice
Catholic leftist DESTROYS abortion using dialectical materialism.You can’t deny this:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYXiH13OBVL/It is my assumption that the left will soon realize how inconsistent abortion is with leftist, especially Marxist, thought. Marxists have never held a unified stance on abortion and many Marxists have rightfully understood fetuses and embryos are full and equal people NOT according to theology but according to dialectical materialism. Engels even believed fetuses are people.Abortion has no reason to exist in a socialist society whereby women’s needs are accomplished through economic programs and moving from a nuclear family to the communal raising of children. Pro-life is objectively the correct Marxist stance. Abortion is state-sanctioned eugenics by the bourgeois state apparatus that hates children and procreation. The global elites are known to hold deeply Malthusian views and want the human population reduced.Plus most of the working-class is Christian and we will never win them over to socialism by being pro-abortion.
>>535175387I did notice that Trump said he's getting very impatient with Iran, so I can't see him waiting much longer. If China doesn't get Iran to negotiate in earnest then shit is definitely going to hit the fan.
>>535175474majestic
You gave up everything for an orange clown who says he never thinks of you
>>535174613Why you gotta be so rude?Don't you know I'm human too?Why you gotta be so rude?I'm gonna marry her anyway(Marry that girl) marry her anyway(Marry that girl) yeah, no matter what you say(Marry that girl) and we'll be a familyWhy you gotta be so rude?
>>535175703Yeah, it's likely the fireworks will continue, but I'm interested to see if China actually does dickslap Iran into not acting like the spastic retards we know they are.>>535175714Damn right.
>>535175509>white criminals?There aren't any.Criminals are niggers, like you.Pic related: the jewish media called the rampaging niggers "teens".
>>535175748orange clown bade
Apparently they ended operation inherent resolve and I didn't know so happy day to everyone who served in that goywar frienso7
>>535175474i was born ready but i still feel the one from the best comfy midwest statehow are you?>>535175673>post the racoon when they least expect it. [its super effective!]>politically i am right wing but spiritually i am a blood thirty monster that cant see his own reflection I think they call it an affliction. boobs are nicefug, i wasnt expecting to be out politicaled immediately. well done, clussyfren
>GUISE DRUMPF TOTALLY SAID HE HATES YOU!>TIME TO SUPPORT LIBFAGS WHO WILL FLOOD THE COUNTRY WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF SHIT-SKINS!
>>535174277or maybe people could not pretend
>>535175325>anyway, if any of you have ever seen a more political post then post your cope down below.I haven't, but there's no wrong reason to nuke commiefornia>also, what funny news?Chud the Builder did literally nothing wronganyway happy caturday eve how is fren how are fren things
>>535175682Abortion is entirely about women avoiding the consequences of their actions while having leverage over men. It has nothing to do with political philosophy or logic. This is women we're talking about, after all. You will live long enough to see infanticide become the driving crusade of the left. Canada is already considering giving mothers to right to choose "suicide" for their young infants.
>>535175821I'm glad you're doing well, kotman. I'm doing well. About to make the drive home, but then I'll be able to hit Maximum Comfy levels. I'll be back in about 20 minutes.
>journalistslol ok
>>535175859I'm pretty much a Buddhist but everyone either doesn't understands or hates when I say that except Buddhist monks lel I light incense and wear beads and pray and meditate and visit pagodas
>>535173088
>>535175802I have my doubts that China will do that, mostly because they are already hurting from not getting exports from Iran and have put little pressure on the regime. Plus Iran has been dumping oil into the straight which threatens all shipping for a long time for everyone. They don't seem too concerned about angering the Chinese.
>>535173088ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYchecked
>>535176012That's cool. Always wanted to visit a pagoda.
>>535175880>I haven't, but there's no wrong reason to nuke commieforniathe only thing that would make me hesitate is wanting to quote something like khan did just before he got ultra mega killed, except ill be at minimum safe distance from downtown los angeles>Chud the Builder did literally nothing wrongi better not hear anyone saying he did>anyway happy caturday eve how is fren how are fren thingshappy caturday eve! and i am well. mid workout but the diet is still going wellyou? you type like you’re fatter than tomorrow, i cant explain it>>535175933roger roger, wait 3 seconds after the light turns green
>>535176202Your desire to visit the pagoda is the source of your feng shui being all messed upNamaste
>>535173389>are we going to have to move to zero point energy machines soon?The federal government, the federal military, and the defense industry corporations, all use zero point energy, they just don't allow you to use it.
brazil bros, what the actual fuck
>>535176243>the only thing that would make me hesitate is wanting to quote something like khan did just before he got ultra mega killed, except ill be at minimum safe distance from downtown los angelesyou can never be too far from downtown LA>i better not hear anyone saying he didthe online right-wing community is extremely upset about a White man saying "nigger" and then using his right to bare arms to defend himself from niggers>happy caturday eve! and i am well. mid workout but the diet is still going wellboth are ideal, but one probably pulls the slack of the other>you? you type like you’re fatter than tomorrow, i cant explain itI really hope so, as long as I work out tomorrow morning and stick to dieting then I'll have made it a whole week without cheating on either, and have decided to reward myself with a delicious fried chicken sub for breakfast Sunday afternoon for it
>>535173740>Whyjudges.The judges deserve Justice.
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening frens!News and happenings?Ready for another Caturday?
>>535176419man, even for Brazil, that's fucked up
>>535175961I've noticed that leftists do bullshit like this more recently. I think they believe they are "doing what Trump does" when they do this weird cope vent thing. Of course, it never ends up working, because Trump actually points out real things, the leftists don't.
>>535173279howdy
>>535173088Sure, fill my tank with gas and give me a bag full of guavas.
>>535173295noted
>>535173856>Trump has telepathic control over the bees?Don't you?Any intelligent White Man can communicate with animals. Even some White Women:
The same shills who want us all to pay $800 a month for shitty inferior Obozocare are claiming they can't afford a $50 tank of gasoline.
>>535176419find them quickly, it yearns for their flesh.
>>535176290White roses, black doves, Godmother, rise upI need you to see me for what I have becomehttps://youtu.be/NJoAW4aGb1Q
>>535176713Should've thought about that before doing shit. Now pool's closed due to AIDS.
man a davy crockett would be the cat’s pajamas. i can be trusted with atomics>>535176436>you can never be too far from downtown LAagreed but half the fun is seeing the mushroom cloud after i crack open a bottle of sunshine>the online right-wing community is extremely upset about a White man saying "nigger" and then using his right to bare arms to defend himself from niggerslet me guess >”we’re better than this!”or some other pussy ass shit trying to be friends with people who want them raped and murdered>both are ideal, but one probably pulls the slack of the otherthey say abs are made in the kitchen.granted the ones saying that are all fitness youtubers with unlimited funds>I really hope so, as long as I work out tomorrow morning and stick to dieting then I'll have made it a whole week without cheating on either, and have decided to reward myself with a delicious fried chicken sub for breakfast Sunday afternoon for ityou have this and i know you wont make a liar out of me. fuck i miss fried stuff. if you’d have told me a few years ago that sugar would tempt me less than the smell of potatoes fried in auto lubricant id have called you a liar>>535176713theyre spending it all on $25/lb ribeyes
>>535176419I'm shockedShocked!>Brazil Well, not THAT shocked.
>>535176682>picrelWould impregnate repeatedly.(Sadly, I fear my wife would object.)
>>535176419It’s Brapzil.
>>535176771>theyre spending it all on $25/lb ribeyesAnd $8 crappucinos from Starbucks.
>>535176493Plenty of news. The chicken jew from Tennessee is giving up his re-election bid for example.
TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED THE KILLING OF THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF ISISHOPEFULLY VIDEO RELEASED SOON
And I'm back. Drive was uneventful and now I can maximize my comfy levels.>>535176580Henlo, fren!>>535176493Good awoovening!>>535176243Did as you suggested, no cops on active visual scans.
>>535176825>$8 crappucinos from Starbucks.>https://www.quora.com/How-much-does-it-cost-to-make-a-cappuccino
>>535173389we can't have nice things because we are stuck here with inbred terror tards who are quarantined here and cannot leave the solar system i hope you understand
>>535176876Next op.>>535176901Doroman.>>535176771Cat.
>>535176771>agreed but half the fun is seeing the mushroom cloud after i crack open a bottle of sunshineit's true, plus you get to wear those based blackout UV goggles so you don;t fry your retinas>let me guess>>”we’re better than this!”>or some other pussy ass shit trying to be friends with people who want them raped and murderedyou got the gist fren, I'm mostly just astonished that anyone takes them seriously>they say abs are made in the kitchen.>granted the ones saying that are all fitness youtubers with unlimited fundsyeah I don't think I have the fortitude to achieve true abz, but I admire your fortitude in your pursuit of the thing. life's a journey, not a damn destination.>you have this and i know you wont make a liar out of me. fuck i miss fried stuff. if you’d have told me a few years ago that sugar would tempt me less than the smell of potatoes fried in auto lubricant id have called you a liaryou know the struggle all too well, I'll try to enjoy it for both of us (it will have mayo and mozzarella and the roll will be buttered)
>>535176994Owlman. I hope today was better for ya.
>>535176954Well, you know how badly it is to have a disease that spreads through contact in a very dense populated region? There's no mask to avoid the spreading.Suddenly 1.5 billion people living like roaches in 1 meter apartments sounds like an awful idea.
Good awoovening! Caturday is finally upon us!
>>535176682>pierced nips>enjoys using a whip Red flags. >>535176901Welcome back Pinkman.
>>535177111Check'd that full house and you are correct, Classy Awoo! Caturday is IMMINENT™!>>535177133Also check'd and it's good to be back.
>>535177121Can always rely on good old Bitchtits Rupar to be late to the party despite Trump being his sole obsession.
>>535173131>>535173235>>535173260>>535173279SUPREME MAGA
>>535176825hey! they NEED their coffee, man. dont even talk to them until theyve had their joe>>535176876nigeria has armed forces capable of effective cooperation with the us military?>>535176901nice>>535176994gerald>>535177013>it's true, plus you get to wear those based blackout UV goggles so you don;t fry your retinasjust like the gif>you got the gist fren, I'm mostly just astonished that anyone takes them seriouslyben shapiro ruined a generation >yeah I don't think I have the fortitude to achieve true abz, but I admire your fortitude in your pursuit of the thing. life's a journey, not a damn destination.ty and youre right but still it would be nice to have them before the decade is out. damn spare tire is clearly shrinking but in the most asshole way possible>you know the struggle all too well, I'll try to enjoy it for both of us (it will have mayo and mozzarella and the roll will be buttered)this post put 50lbs back on gina carano.she said shes lost 100lbs since 2024, which caused me to ponder blurrilyanyway, blur. thank fuck dweebers is sleeping
>>535177036So far it is. Nearly done with my exercise.
>>535176643>>535176876Tha k god for this man
>>535177230Damn right. Now, to get ready for launch. Also, blur observed.>>535177254Glad to hear it, my man.
>>535173341>Pence>Doubloons>Peso coinsThis can't be srs
>>535173947>taquon jameek vereenhe never had a chance
>>535177167Henlo Doroposter! Indeed, I am ready for Caturday!
>>535177230> nigeria has armed forces capable of effective cooperation with the us military?>when niggerian niggers are more helpful than e*ropeansState
>>535177281>He doesn't know about the coinage
>>535177121
>>535173472Yes! On that note, today is finally Louisiana's primary day: We'll finally find out if the one based candidate actually makes it to the second round.
>>535177226Many are saying this!>>535177290Out-fuckin'-standing!
>>535174277checked
>>535177230>just like the gifI know the one, THE ONE>ben shapiro ruined a generationluckily they were already retarded to begin with>ty and youre right but still it would be nice to have them before the decade is out. damn spare tire is clearly shrinking but in the most asshole way possibleI know exactly what you mean, little by little and never where you want it to>this post put 50lbs back on gina carano.>she said shes lost 100lbs since 2024, which caused me to ponder blurrilyLORD IT'S A DAMN SHAME>anyway, blur. thank fuck dweebers is sleepinghe's always around, even when you don't see himstanding back and standing by
>>535177330Hopefully they make it!
>>535176771>let me guessSpic Fuentes said Chud did a no no. So now there are 30 more real organic threads in the catalog saying "you can't do dat, niggers habs da right to beat da shit out of you and you just have to take it." I think Chud himself is organic and got forced into streaming by niggers getting him cancelled from his normal job. But now the shills are trying to turn it into some kind of psyop. I hope he gets off and causes niggers to riot, sometime close to the 2028 election. As that won't be helping the left.
>>535176713>$800 a monthInstead, I take vitamins, minerals, and supplements, and I probably don't spend $800 a year.And I am still getting healthier every year, since 1980.
>>535177230Your seem particularly blurry tonight.>>535177278Your day was fine I take?
>>535177374We take the IndiansAnd we make them fight the demosharts
CATURDAY IS ALMOST HERE
>>535177121Aaron Rupar needs to post better material.
>>535177230>nigeria has armed forces capable of effective cooperation with the us military?Mr President, we must not allow a Nigerian Gundam gap!
ITS TIME JESSU!!!!nn all frens, the comfy sleep ritual begins now!
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!>>535177458It was, thanks! It certainly went better than yesterday did.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116582139808210458
It's time to post the FINAL pro-Mark midnightpost! Let's make it happen!
CATURDAY
IT'S TIME
>>535177507>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509GJ frens! >>535177512>>535177513Close!
>>535177508YES!>>535177507>>535177509>>535177510Great job, frens and kot!>>535177512Oof! So close!>>535177513SERENA, NO!
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510 (Go Mark!)Well done!>>535177512>>535177513Oof.
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510Good jobs, kot and frens!>>535177513NO THE LAG STRUCK AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>535173088BEEASED
>>535176876ISIS is the israeli Secret Intelligence Service, so the head of ISIS must be BB.
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510nice>>535177512oof>>535177513OOF
>>535177509Who?
>>535177507nice >>535177508>>535177509>>535177510pretty good >>535177512oof>>535177513yikes
>>535177544 (check'd!)>>535177547>>535177557 (I blame the internet gnomes, stealing your bandwidth)>>535177593Thanks, frens!
>>535177399I'm not expecting much, so as long as Cassidy gets voted out, I'm happy!
>>535177606Thank you as well, fren!>>535177626Hopefully that'll happen, at the very least!
>>535177557The lag is why I don't even try to midnight post. It's almost impossible to predict it correctly.
>>535173475Sonic is MAGA
>>535177545>>535177547>>535177557>>535177593Thanks frens! >>535177606Indeed! >>535177612Np fren! Also, Wolffeld Price is truly a master of art!
>>535177640Indeed!
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510They did it.
>>535177648
Iran status???
>>535177688Check'd, and thanks, owlman!
>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510NICE>>535177512>>535177513oofs
>>535177652Having looked at that art, yeah, I can agree.
>>535177643Sometimes, my self-confidence is poor, and then I see a post like this and think I must be pretty good. There are exceptions like when I'm traveling, but broadly speaking when I'm at home, I can predict the lag and estimate the delay between my post and midnight, which is how I do it.
>>535177111observed
>>535177688 (checked!)>>535177745Thanks frens!
>>535177745Thanks, based tomboy-enjoyer!
>>535177711Pretty good post fren!
>>535177111We are truly in Caturday!
>>535177756Yeah, he would probably endorse the BUSTY Act if you asked him too! (Maybe I should ask.)
>>535177915It'd be funny, that's for sure.
>>535176832Nice!>>535176901>>535177111>>535177226Good awoovening!>>535177507>>535177508>>535177509>>535177510Belated good jobs!>>535177512>>535177513Belated oofs!
>>535176876lol look at this
>>535177972Thanks, and happy Caturday!
Still baking but this one will be my last.
>>535178018Thanks, owlman!
>>535177975yes it is so fucking funny lmfaogod this primary is going to be amazing i can't wait
>>535177799Maybe it's just where I live, but it seems that my connection randomly drops out at the worst time.Then again I've always had terrible luck.
>>535173690Meowny are saying this!
>>535178015This week flew by fast, feels like it was just Caturday yesterday!
>>535177975lolberts are funny people.It's great in theory but there is a reason why it's never been tried. Impossible in the real world.
>>535178139
>>535176643How long until retard shills and African leaders complain about this?
>>535178063it will be funnyhere's something else retarded too
>>535178156The time really does fly when you're having fun!
>>535178194it's funny listening to all of putsch's campaign advisors basically saying>god he was a fucking idiot manalso randy fine is more right-wing than like 90% of republicans these days very funny
>>535173295It's crazy that all these people in America can get the day off to protest. I bank my pto and sick days, and we take a couple 2 week long vacations per year and I roll over the rest.
>>535177975is that primaries open or closed? any idea how many "new republicans" registered to the primary voteI feel another Lisa bullshit but this time in KY>>535178242>god he was a fucking idiot manof course he was, at best he was a spoiler candidate so a true rep wouldn't go against pajeet thereat worst a true groyper believer in everything but name
>>535178242Putsch was such a moron because his staff was really competent and knew how to win but he went full retard and ignored them for those xitter clicks>>535178322they're closed
>>535178356He very clearly didn't actually want to win, he just wanted to act like he did something for more youtube subscribers. Hoping he can move from car commentary to political commentary.
>>535173235Not with you, miga. Russia got AUTH to fuck you down up left right and the quadruple of diagonalities, do you catch my drift?
>>535178356that's what i mean any of the advisors would have gone to be the candidate and vivek would have lost 90-10 instead of Putsch
>>535176876Shame ISIS dude wasn't cruising on a speedboat.>>535177975I honestly doubt Massie loses because Kentucky seems to be retarded (Randlet, McConnell, Democrat governor despite being overwhelmingly Republican). It would be a nice surprise, though, and it would make me very happy to see Barnes and Baris brought back to reality.
>>535176419
maybe windows 11 isn't so bad
>>535178468dammit anon.
>>535178454makes you think
>>535178499or it is to evil even for him.
>>535178499witnessed
>>535178630Not evil enough I'd guess. While jeets are disgusting filth their "evil" is largely money and girls. Gates evil is far worse than that.
>>535177580>>Durrrh>I connected duh letters
>>535178553Are we almost done with "run BASED minority instead of a normal white guy" shit the GOP does yet
>>535178766they will never lear
>>535178708Gates' evil is also 100% money and girls when you trace it back far enough
>>535178805That pic! lmao!
>>535178499He won.
>>535178875correctthe roots of all evil.
The Fed has invented a new position for Powell and appointed him to it to avoid him being ousted despite his term being over. Literal Vlad Putin tactics lmao
Well, this is interesting. Still unlikely, sadly, but somewhat promising.
>kash charging people with thoughtcrimes
>>535178063I have screenshots saved for if Assie loses, Maki!
>>535174621Nah, Red states are shitholes because Trump and his gaggle of GOP niggers are useless. >>535174554>MUH DEMOCRATSCope, migger.
>>535178969They're in danger and they know that. Soon you'll see them jump ship.
>>535179032>hate speechsomeone tell that stupid cunt that that's not a thing in America
>>535179079patriotcan't wait! i hope the margin is as large as possible to make the future mocking as fun as possible
>>535179082>"I am always right!"
>>535179032two tier justice system just means if you are a white man you're fucked, while every everyone else gets away with literal murder. this alone is enough to cause civilizations to crumble or start civil war, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't exist.
>>535179167>the Armed Forces of Nigeria flawlessly executed a meticulously planned and very complex missioncap
>>535174316Is 17 illegal in MN? Unlucky.
>>535179010yeah the reason the early vote looks good right now is because Alameda hasn't reported yet
Hopefully by this time tomorrow Senator Cassidy will be a lame duck. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for him to not even make the runoff which is actually quite possible if the polling is to be believed...of course, polling is horseshit but still.
>>535179228I'm sure at least one Nigerian was there. Let them just share a little in the glory.
>>535178499makes me smile well whatever nevermind.
>>535179295>tfw your big bro gives you the 2nd controller and tells you you're playing the other guys and after a hlaf hour you realize it's not even plugged in
>>535179241True, but there's always a little hope.
>>535179032wtf
Jerusalem looks like a dump.
>>535179250the problem is that MAGA is splitting votes bigly between two very solid candidates, so there's a risk cassidy slithers in
>>535179010red california would be soooooo amusing.
>>535179356tfw i was that big bro
>>535179393Cassidy is not going to get over 50% to avoid a runoff. Several polls have even had him in 3rd which would eliminate him immediately.
>>535179376I like how the kids are dressed like silent film era criminals
>>535179380>>535179380>>535179380Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>535179380>>535179380>>535179380Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlebus.
>>535179356We had to unplug it because you kept taking my guys in Super Contra during the climbing levels.
>>535179420I can't even begin to imagine how huge and hilarious the melty would be if they were to lose CA.
>>535179456no i am aware, it's just possible that he gets second because of the vote split (since the top two candidates are MAGA)
>>535179393>MAGA is splitting votesMAGA is the vote, whoever Trump endorses is who we vote for. Period. If he endorsed AOC tomorrow, we would be busting out the AI generated foot porn of her.
>>535174513>BOBBY KOTICKoh yea, the nice jewish guy who made world of warcraft! what has he spaken?
>>535179376keep an eye on your burgers
>>535174728just as i figured... an entire drive full of hardcore gay pornography!
>>535179483>The Grabbler young loses their striped fur once they mature.