Zoomers don't drink, don't go out with friends, don't go on dates, don't have sex. What the fuck do they do all day?
>>535188435The idea was to get them drunk to fuck them.How do we fuck them now?
>slav can't imagine life without alcohol This is why all your elders died young
>>535188435i only drink wine at dinners or the occasional cold beer on a hot day with friends, other than that fuck alcohol, it bloats your face and ruins your livert. zoomer
>>535188536why would I want to fuck anybody when I can goon risk-free
they are GVMERS
>>535188612you do that, more for me
>>535188536you confuse them emotionally. Engage and then detach.
>>5351884351. anime2. video games(even the real girls)t. zoomGOD
>>535188547>>535188726we need to brute force through the 50 shades of icks so we can fuck these low energy zoomers
>>535188435Why should they engage in shitty risk adled behavior that is bad for them?
>>535188697>>535188799honestly jokes aside, it's not hard to get laid. it really just takes these1. just look good, smell good2. have friends3. hang out consistently4. dont be a simp chaser5. dont be autistic6. dont self-sabotageit will literally happen, it just takes time.
>>535188795>(even the real girls)what did he mean by this>>535188799just put the fries in the bag lil bro
>>535188914The bottom 3 don't count, regardless of what you see on social media and on the TV.You gotta learn human nature.
>>535188435what a shite graph>bottom is 50%
>>535189054chasing -> ickautism -> unable to read signalsself-sabotage -> "AAAHHH NO SHE'S JUST BE PRETENDING AND BEING NICE SO IM GONNA GHOST HER AAAAAA"
>>535188435get high, censor their own thoughts, and fish for likes in comment sections. no really that's it.
Isn't it obvious? zoomer males are absolutely FUCKED. They are so deep into a cycle of over stimulation from internet use they've lost to ability to be human. Throw in the progressive propaganda and social conditioning to adhere to these ideologies and the lil' zoom zooms are done for. We should utilise them as cheap labour whilst they're still somewhat coherent.
>>535188914>Heheheheh anon, it easy, it easy, you just have to do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,... one million, hehehe easy, easy hehehMoron. Get them drunk and slam, worked for thousands of years.
They goon to scripture.
>>535189142did a zoomerbvll fuck your mum
>>535188954>just put the fries in the bag lil broDon't work at McDs you pos.
>>535188435I play chinese gacha games, listen to brazillian phonk, scroll X and 4chan all day and goon some times What more you want to know?
>>535189363this is who posts on chug
25 and have no car living in this miserable pinko city, what more do you expect? Everyone my age doesn't want anything to do with me because i'm 5ft5, and if they do they don't like me talking at all. Women are all asexual or lesbians now, I get glances from fags alot though.Getting a job is snail pace, all jobs go to maori, jeets, polys, immigrants and women, also a full license is a must.>Why don't you get a carWe're essentially scraping to survive with enough for mother to spend on women stuff.Dad's a socialist who's always worked casual and never risen above the ranks in any companies, the last company he was in made him redundant forcing him and all of us to live on wellfare. Think about the faggotry here, we live in a suburban home where the mortgage has still not been paid after 25 years and we live on wellfare. Even my wellfare goes to him, he takes everything but still can't buy a cheap car in any given time.Lately he's been preoccupied with a boat that was gifted to him, all broken. The boat needs so much fixing and he wants to do it with me. At this pace we'll have it done in 3 years time to be brutally blunt.>Why doesn't he pay some labourers to help?Expensive, well for anyone living the working class dream trying to live in a two story house in Auckland.I won't stop trying to do things, but I'm not far from 30. Now imagine what the american or european zoomers have to go through.
>>535188435They watch TikTok and Twitch streams. I’m not kidding. Streamers are their celebrities
>>535189101Women have a fetish for helpful guys and needy people, so if you're an aspie but team player the girls will literally sexually harass you trying to get you laid. Or maybe it's the big dick.
>>535189937im 20yo and one of the only ones in my friendgroup with a drivers license, its grim out there
>>535190042and other things you tell yourself in the mirror
>>535189143This. I'm a fat autistic retard that has never scored on a bitch when she's sober, but when the drinks are going around I'm the life of the party and pretty much guaranteed fuck some girl. Even been lucky with a couple threesomes, but that was only after I fought off the little cuck men they brought to the party. Jestermaxxing is for faggots and if you ever even think about doing that shit then it's over for you.
>>535190068yeah, also sorry for the rant i could've condensed that to four sentences, that's what living her does to you; gayness.
>>535188435Losers.
>>535188954It's rather simple, my brown friendEven zoomer females are video game playing weeaboos, as are most of the younger millennialsI know at least a dozen that have entire display cases of figurines
>>535188435Shitpost, game, read, etc. All better activities than what you named.
>>535190089I am literally retelling the story of my life you dork.
>>535189937>I get glances from fags alot though.That's your ticket out. Find a Chaddy Daddy richfag who will pay you to be his live-in bangmaid.
>why don't zoomers [x]they have no money
>>535188914>3. hang out consistently>it will literally happen, it just takes time.Not easy and definitely not reliable, as you yourself admit. It's like fishing, except more effort and far more time. I rather rent a speargun and dive right in for the kill (hookers).
>>535190109dont apologise, your recount is more important than you think and i genuinely feel for you as someone who grew up in aus>>535190138you sound like you also post on chug>>535190213mhmm
>>535190284kek. It's only bottoms looking though, you can tell they're bottoms.
>>535190213Post dick with timestamp. Chad.
>>535190285yeah we do
>>535190341interesting
>>535190324Funny. If serious, i'm not in asstralia, i'm in gay zealand.
>>535190378yeah i know but youre basically just a shitter australia
>>535190353>$109
>>535188914>1. just look good>2.>3. >4. dont be a simp chaser (obviously)>5. >6. dont self-sabotage (obviously)Most of the trim I've gotten is from just being halfassed attractive, and generally aloof around women unless I'm approached. Penis a couple fistfulls of orgasms out of her, she tells her friends, your potential expands.You wanna find a wife? Good fucking luck. Hot and fun ones are hedonistic whores, pretty reserved ones are bitches with standards higher than they deserve.
>>535188435I play VIDEO GAMES.
>>535188435Sit in their bedrooms on discord, talking to headset friends, and suffering from crippling mental health. Doom scrolling. Dildo their assholes. Cam whoring
>>535188435Doomscroll on their phones
Scroll
>>535188435Boomers don't vc on discord, don't play games, don't watch anime, don't shitpost with their friends. What the fuck do they do all day?
>>535188435We scroll lol
>>535190353No you don't. Nigger.
>>535188435Play Fortnite and vape
>>535190506You're talking about twinks right? Twinks are great wives actually.
>>535190440>>535190592poorfags>>535190506>generally aloof around womenthis works surprisingly well
>>535190540>>535190584i tried discord once 4-5 years ago and it was full of retarded, pozzed trannies4chud is my discord
>>535188435Zoomer here, I only play video games after work and occasionally hang out with my 3 friend group on the weekends (Sunday). Outside is a nigger infested, satanic despotic shithole that digs into your pockets constantly nickle and diming you for every little thing imaginable and as a result I want as little to do with it as possible.
>>535190756Discord didn't last a second before turning into Gen Z reddit.
>>535188435>drinking, out with friends, dating, sexThose are all things that should take 2-4 hours no more than 2 times a week if you aren't a complete indolent nigger.
>>535190874i got banned from my citys discord for saying i was unvaxxed and calling the mod a cumslut
>>535188435>"When I was a boy... I used to goon. We would all take our bikes into the woods. Disgusting. We would all take out our penises. Gross. And we would look at each other. And we would count to five. On 'five', we would take out our members. Nutsacks. Sometimes there would be the 'goon reciever'. Which was me. I would lay on the ground. Like an animal. Like a dead snake. And my friends would be above me gooning. And I would say, 'Guys. It's time for school...' but they wanted to keep the orgasm coming. Anyway, I'd go to school, to the locker room. I'd go directly to the bathroom for a shower in the toilet. I would stick my goon-covered face in the toilet and flush. That would take most of the goon off. But not all of it."https://youtu.be/gvCRk12XJ-A?si=3XNhCobwwBG6vsgv
>>535188435I wonder if they witnessed half their family die from alcohol and tobacco related illnesses because people suck on cancer sticks and booze instead of fixing anything
>>535191010I would expect that behaviour from somewhere like here, but knowing that Amerinormies are that soft just confirms by conclusion that you live in the pit of hell, the rest of us live in the molten walls.
>>535191171it was in adelaide bro
>>535188435What age is "12th grader"?
>>535188435I sleep, paint pictures, argue on here, and masturbate. I would buy more alcohol but it’s expensive. Even the cheapest wines, MD 20/20 is 9 dollars. Wine should be cheaper than soda, but it isn’t, so I only buy a bottle ever five weeks.
>>535191292oh, I know Melbourne's bad, never been to Adelaide
>>53519131017/18legal drinking age is 21
>>535191399it was nice back in 2019
>>535188435Vidja porn weee tendiew and tiktok
>>535191115Kyle is so underrated.
>>535188435go on reddit/instagram/tiktok and whine about how miserable their lives are and/or watch other zoomers whine about how miserable their lives are
>>535188435play vidya, procrastinate and work as little as possible.
>>535188537They died happy, doing what they loved
>>535188536Thats rape anon. You are a rapist and belong in rewanda
>>535192730>doing what they lovedsuffering from alcohol poisoning?
>>535188435What are you drinking tonight, anons?
>>535188914No ty, you amerimutts destroyed the holy family unitI am not touching the street until it's clean off monkey browns
>>535188914>hang out consistentlyStraight to the friend zone with ya. Top men simply send a single text and they have the women in bed with him by next morning.
>>535188435Complain on the internet
>>535188435Barbiturates and fortnight
>>535188914Once you’re past a certain age none of these things are relevant. The only way to have sex with non-walled women if you’re over 35 is to be rich and go on sugar dating websites. Or even easier, just pay for escorts. But it’s going to cost thousands of dollars a month.
>>535188435They plug their minds into chink propaganda 24/7 and drool on themselves helplessly.t. lives with a zoomer
>>535188435>half of zoomers are under 21>"why don't they drink or have mortgages!!!">40 year old childless men are bitching about this
>what do they do all dayWhat everyone else is doing.Slave during the week and sleep away the weekend. Repeat.Life fucking sucks!
>>535188435Because they don't have the disposable income to do any of those things any more. Higher inflation in first half of the 2020s than in the entire 2010s.
>>535188435vibecoding the foundation of next industrial revolution
>>535193587for me its heineken
>>535188435GamingSpending time w familyHelping out familyPlaying with my gf and friends online after uni and work
>>535188435"Explain yourself then..." ThreadFuck off Jew AnonJew do Jew all day? Jew Jew do day? Jew do dew? Jew all day? Jew dew day?
>>535188435>% of 12th gradersThe number should be 0% they are all underageKikes really are desperate and grasping at straws to poison the human population aren't they lmfao
>>535188435They spend all their time and money on OnlyFans and Twitch.
>>535188435They can't afford to stiff the 5 or 6 working brain cells.
>>535188435>what do they do all daytiktok
>>535188726
>>535188536We already did by destroying the economy and any future they had.
535188435We've had this thread already.>1pbtidThe alcohol industry isn't guaranteed an income sweetie.
>>535188435>What the fuck do they do all day?survive
>>535190042What the fuck kinda pathetic romcom tier freak are you that you'd even consider taking a woman's advice or help when it comes to sex? They probably know you've got hidden downs syndrome so they genuinely feel bad for you, unlike me, an actual man.
>>535188435>among teens>% of 12th gradersAlso I just went out to the cinema and drank alcohol with a friend tonight. what now?
>>535188435goon and scroll tiktok no cap
>>535188435G4m1ng
>>535188435goon sessions in voice group chat on discord
dont they all vape nowthey just replaced one cancer with another
>>535188914Being autistic landed me my wife, you just have to find the right one who is also a closet autist. The results will please you.
>>535188914>be incredibly good looking, but socially retarded because your father was joe jackson and your mother was nurse ratchet>go out and drink and stuff with friends but too socially awkward/cant properly converse with women>youth is wasted>live knowing that under different circumstances, could have plapped hundreds of womenSometimes i want to kill myself, if there is a hell, my parents will burn in it
>>535188435stare at a screen
>>535201549I used to know a guy like you and he'd get laid because women would throw themselves at him. Like they'd grab his neck and pull his head down to their level and start making out with him (he was 6'4")
>>535188435they play online games and act like brainamputated retards inside these. thats what most of them actually do.going outside is for rich people the feminazi nigger women dont want "losers" aka unrich boyfriends.so whats left for them, try to keep up with mister 100 gorillion in real life? i dont know are you people all retarded or do you actually can make sense of whats happening around you?i think you probably cant.
>>535188435>Zoomers don't drinkGood
you people youre all fucking retarded and when i play these games with you, you also cant correctly observe whats actually happening.all you people below 130 iq youre literal brainamputated animals. you deserve to be gassed.
>>535188866Because it’s fun you dweeb
>Minimum Y axis value: 50%Jews should be shot on sight.
>>535188435>don't go on dates, don't have sexAlso good. There are zero benefits to being in a relationship with a woman nowadays. All the positive stuff lies in being single. Rampant hookup culture has lead to an unchecked spread of STDs.>no nagging>no heartbreak>no STDs>can do whatever I want, whenever I want>saving money>no random dates>have your own schedule>no "tests"You can’t prove me wrong.
>>535188435So... underaged alcohol consumption is supposed to be a good thing now? Someone sound the alarms, 14 year olds aren't getting alcohol poisoning anymore
They play games and don’t go outside. My nephew is a zoomzoom who has been an athlete his whole life but he spent most of his free time as a kid inside until he started going to university. He had girlfriends that he might through online school during covid and gaming. However, he eventually became a social butterfly and started going out literally all the time.
>>535188435Doom scrolling and masturbating like fucking losers as normies have always been.
crap thread the Z's are out in vegas right now its festival sesson getting drunk fucking sluts EDC still going strong with the crowds, its the losers not drinking or going out as usual with every generation, just go sit out at a liquor store on a weekend and see the cases of beer flying off the shelves, yungsters like to party its part of the 20s ritual to drink and party
*burp*
>>535188435What do you do all day? What do the people who post here do all day?
>>535203552Play Vidya and hang out with friends.
>>535188435>Zoomers don't drink, don't go out with friends, don't go on dates, don't have sex. What the fuck do they do all day?We work, like slaves to pay rent. Im pretty sure niggers in the south during slavery had more free time than us. Fuck ZOG, fuck CSIS, fuck niggers.
>>535188914Looks are massively subordinate in importance when compared to personality, especially self-confidence, which mediates most aspects of personality anyway. I have never had real friends. It isn't exactly possible to "hang out" when you're alone. Latching on to established groups of friends is not "hanging out". >it will literally happen, it just takes time.No, the whole point of growing up and becoming an adult is understanding and developing agency. Things don't just "happen". You have to make them happen. Most socially well-adjusted people are too blind to see that because they take it for granted.>>535201549Have fun blaming your parents for your own failings, anon. I'm sure this will solve your problems and bring you joy and fulfilment in your future.>>535202085Interesting. I'm nowhere near 6'4 and not above a 7 in looks, but I know from the limited experiences I've had coming close to this kind of thing that I would react reflexively in a way that would totally put them off and shut them down, out of fear and possibly also disgust at seeing a woman be too forward and aggressive.
>>535188435The internet is one hell of a drug.
>>535188435Zoomie boys too busy with vidya. Millennial men going out outdoors with zoomer females.Gen z is cucked, I mean cooked.
>>535188435>Make it illegal to purchase alcohol under 21>"Why are less people under 21 drinking alcohol?"
>>535188435Lay in bed, stare at clouds, walk and cycle thinking, video games, doom scrolling, sitting on the toilet thinking, listening to podcasts and music.
>>535188435Why try to chase a front hole when you can just keep one in your closet you can use whenever you want?
>>535189363>brazillian phonk
>>535205245Fair point. It's also basically impossible to use a fake ID now and also everywhere cards you because they're being watched by cameras.
>>535205448Side note: is there anything hotter than fucking a front hole doggy style and she queefs? Small dick dudes will never get to experience that.
>>535188435how many times do I have to explain this? this is all backed by data. 1. sexmost girls are having sex and most guys aren't. this is backed by dating app data. consider this scenario:10 guys and 10 girls2 of the guys sleep with 8 of the girls 2 of the girls are celibate, 8 of the guys are celibate when polled, 20% of the guys are having sex, 80% of the women are having sex. 2. alcohol consumptionmost dating happens online now, whether directly on dating apps or indirectly on instagram. there's no point for the 2 guys in the example above to go to bars when they can just swipe at home. there's no point for the 8 celibate guys to waste money on drinks on the girls that have rejected them online. women don't buy alcohol, they show up the bars and get free drinks from the guys. alcohol consumption decreasing is just collateral damage of dating moving online, just like the decrease in clubs/restaurant/movie/allother nightlife. it's why the nightlife in every city has gone downhill after 2020. 3. they don't go on dates, they don't ask out girls on dates this is just semantics, what exactly does a date mean? this isn't the 1950s anymore when a guy goes up to a girl and asks her "would you like to go on a date to the movies this friday"? a date in 2026 is an instagram dm where the guy asks the girl to hangout at his place. all of this is female choice btw, women as a whole choose how dating should be conducted. in the 1950s women wanted dating to be set up in skating rinks and bowling alleys, now they choose men they can gauge the social status of online.
>>535206211truth nuke
>>535188914Your list looks more like difficulty levels
>>535189937>Dad's a socialist who's always worked casual and never risen above the ranks in any companieskek
>>535188435First generation of the NWO to be fed up with kikes, their golems and their habits >>535188536you don't, ah ah
>>535188435Based, imagine wasting time and money on modern women circa 2026.
>>535188435Zoomer most of my day is spent with my kids and girlfriend and when they are asleep it's getting drunk it's a simple life but a good one
>>535188435not a zoomer but I quit drinking and started on those low dose THC drinks, no hangover, not pouring a strong solvent onto my delicate digestive tract lining, not exposing myself to a known carcinogen with no safe dose
>>535188536>How do we fuck them now?Use all of your free time to go in person and get numbers from females in public places like parks. You should know this stuff. Use game theory, sort through females, test them out until you find one thats not retarded that you'd actually breed with then migrate with her. Flee this shitty civilization with your wife. Take her away from corruption.
>>535212118>Use game theory
>>535188435Don't forget, they don't even play videogames. Spending in that industry is absolutely plummeting among the under-25 crowd.
>>535212610Yes.It works. It really is a numbers game. Rejection is nothing. You are a fox looking for holes. It's that simple.There's nothing weird about it. Or are you just trying to discourage people?
>>535195133This.Gooning is free the others are expensive
>>535188435>drinkingBoring poison>dates Waste of time and money
>>535188435>You can only do these four things!!
