>gives you cancer>fucks up your teeth>fucks up your guts>gives you bitch titswhy are people so obsessed with this slop? its basically just liquid candy with caffeine and cancer inducing chemicals
>>535189618I don't know, but everyone I know who drinks them is fat as fuck. They want energy, but they won't exercise.
Mhmh yummy caffeine and taurine
>>535189618I just ate a whole 7000kj cookie pizza urrrrrrp
>>535189712But anon taurine cones from bull sperm!!!
>>535189731Hmhmh gulp gulp gulp
Its needed for the energy.
>>535189618It tastes good and is addictive. What else do you want to hear?
>>535189618Some sugarfree monsters are good, but i stay away. Overpriced. I drink green tea. I drink coffee instead.
>>535189618>gives you cancer>fucks up your teeth>fucks up your guts>gives you bitch titsWhat the fuck are you talking about? It's caffeine water with sugar, taurine and some vitamins.It's only harmful if you aren't moderate with consumption because then it taxes the liver.
>>535189618Why are you retarded? It's full of feel good chemicals and is super sweet. Of course humans love it.
>>535189618They taste good as fuck. But they aren't sustainable you always crash. Coffee and Sucre is fine enough for caffeine.
>>535189618anyone who does coffeine is a retarded fucking nigger. grow the fuck up faggot.
>>535189700i take ozempic and drink monster all the time
>>535189746shut the fuck up you fuckin bitch, fuck you. faggot ass fuckin motherfucker, i already exposed you as a jewish child molester you fucking confirmed pedophiliac, get the fuck off my motherfuckin site you fucking stupid nigger.
>>535189746Just drink coffee
>>535190489don't fuckin talk to him you retarded little faggot. now get the fuck off the site bitch. you motherfucking homo.
I wish there was a place like Lego Land for Monster Energy where I could go and try all the flavours, there's just too many of them and I can never remember what they taste like. But most of them are delicious, except the peace ones and mango ones.
>>535189618I drink soda. Not energy drinks!
>>535190583peach*
>>535190583I'd rather tie you down and pour a can of every flavor directly into your eye sockets after strapping an eyelid restraint helmet on you. worthless fucking gay ass little british piece of shit.
>>535189618Don't like energy drinks, don't like coffee, don't like soda. They just don't taste good. I do enjoy some teas but I mostly drink water and milk
>>535190459Popped for being a lying nigger. Order up.>>535190489Cant do it. Makes me queasy.
>>535190783shut the fuck up you fuckin faggot pedophile, no one likes you incel piece of brown ass nigger shit fuckin kike loving homophile faggot nigger motherfucker, no wonder your gay ass failed vtuber channel completely imploded bitch.
>>535190638I get that its crack and kinda gay but damn dude relax
never drank one in my life and I still have have bitch tits
>>535189618I just don't like the taste of coffee..
If you are a grown ass man and drink this shit regularly don't be surprised your coworkers are treating you like a child
>>535190927Not a p3eof0rkNot brownNot a 'celNot a homoVtuber channel is doing fineOrder up.
>>535189618Imagine if instead of going ape shit at each other of frivolous bullshit we actually banded together and uplifted each other
>>535191047what if you're a grown feet man
>>535189618I need C4 and Bang to workout to max capacity. The powdered preworkouts taste like uncarbonated ass
>>535190953that wouldn't even kill him, it's fine. >>535191053what'd you just say you fuckin faggot ass convicted child predator, bitch? fuckin faggot.
>>535189618Because they lack of micronutrients from food, and they think they need energy drink instead of correct their diet
>>535191109I'm saying your shitposting privs are in the cryopod. Order up.
>>535189618>150mg caffeine + 1g taurine + b vitaminsno it won't do anything to you, it's totally innocuous just drink sugar free versions and don't overdo it on the caffeine per day
>>535189618Never drank this slop in my life
>>535191246is that what your boyfriend told you after he raped you again you fuckin gay little pedophile? faggot nigger motherfuckin jewish kike piece of bitch ass little shit.
>>535191281You should because you're sleeping on life.
For me, it’s an extra large black coffee and double upper decking nicotine pouches within 30 minutes of waking.
https://voca.ro/1ep3iv5SXpr7
>>535189618I like the no sugar ones, they're healthymaxxed frfr
>>535191075Middle panel, bottom row. Behind third guy over
>>535189745>>535189731>>535189618I want titties yay! :))
>>535192050https://voca.ro/14FfMfoWIGys
>>535189889>>535191250Why so carefree with artificial sweetener as if it's some kind of health cheat code? They all fuck up your gut microbiome. Aspartame eats brain tissue, stevia damages testicles, ace-k is a carcinogen.
>>535189618Have you tried sugar free, fatso?
>>535189618That shit all sucks, there's only one good brand of "energy drinks" and that's Mother
>>535191068reported this to the feds for conspiracy and antisemitism.
>>535192050>>535192182https://vocaroo.com/1mOMG67yT9f8
>>535189618I’m honestly just fascinated that Red Bull is independent, I always thought it was owned by Coca Cola or something
>>535189618Mission Accomplished. picrel.
>>535189618They're addicts. Unironically.I know several guys who used to buy a can of this every morning on their way to uni/work.
>>535192650It was creayed by SEAmonkehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krating_Daeng
>>535192578the fuck
>>535189618Well, when you think about it, is more a burger food standard issue than anything else, my national one is pretty good, I drink one every morning as a substitute to coffee
>>535192578
my breakfast
>>535189700>They want energy, but they won't exercise.exercise makes you more tired, dingus. remember what Trump said, you only have so many heartbeats in your life, you're wasting them when you exercise.
>>535192981this is now a little whore general>>535192578why dont you show us your tits
>>535189618It's addictive.
>>535192578cmon now, i know you'll like it :p ^^
>>535193154DING DING DING! all these people pushing their hearts too hard and dying for it
>>535190489>coffeeNow that actually gives you cancer.
>>535189618I only drink water all day. No sweets. No cold/hot drinks except coffee once a day. I still got worse teeth than my brother who drinks energy drinks all day. Some people can take it.
>>535192388why would they name it that way?
>>535193896cancer is good for you its protein building blocks for the body to eat. cancer is symptom, not cause. only if your already sick your body has deposit issues and tissue, cells growing beyond control. Healthy bodies recycle its damaged cellstry fasting
oh look its another right wing incel wants a federal government nanny state to ban everything you don't like.
Unironically the safest caffeine you can drink is Trader Joe's Instant Coffee packets. No mold, no plastic leaching, no extra chemicals, even has powdered cream and sugar in it. Drink that and dye free electrolyte mix once or twice per week. This energy drink shit WILL kill you and is likely the cause of colon cancer in younger people.
>>535189618>I'll just keep drinking my Monster... uuugh I know I know I just won't quit drinking Monster Energy(tm) is allThere are hundreds worse habits that people keep doing, despite warning an awareness, that's about it.
zog wants to take away our sips
>>535191047Every one of my boomer coworkers chug down multiple cans of white Monster a day. My boomer boss even got them to install a Monster vending machine in our office. They’re also all on Zyn packs too. Part of growing up is being addicted to stimulants and nootropics to get you through the banality of life.
>>535194055I really don't know, who wouldn't want to drink out of mother?Also rainbow sherbet flavour is unbeatable
>>535194055I wanted to make one called Father with the tag line >it beat's the shits out of Mother
>>535198578Kek, the logo could be a blue wife-beater....
>>535192199you are retarded, 99% of energy drinks contain sucralose only, which is also harmless
>>535189618>Bro, just lower your IQ so that your head is too empty to care about how shitty working out feels, bro! >Now let me tell you about how browns are actually good and equal to white people
this delightful fellow is what got me into this whole mess in the first place
>>535189618>why are people so obsessed with this slop?Only you, not anyone else.
>>535189618This shit will FUCK you up bro.FACT: EVERYONE who has consumed this WILL DIEFACT: BILLIONS OF BACTERIA live in this. BACTERIA causes cancer disease and all sorts of horrible health problems.FACT: If you drink more than SIX LITRES of this in 3 hours YOU WILL DIEFACT: BILLIONS is spent every year ensuring EVERYONE has access to this harmful substance and will be tempted to drink it at all times.FACT: NO WESTERN COUNTRY restricts the amount of this liquid available to a person at any given time. FACT: A single glass can have THOUSANDS of additives and modifiers that simply aren't listed. It's all been hidden under a single name.
>>535189718>I just ate a whole 7000kj cookie pizza urrrrrrpWHERE'S MY SLICE
>>535189618anon, nothing beats an ice cold, 8.4 ounce redbull while gaming. The cans also look beautiful in the fridge
Hard seltzers are the best (in moderation, of course)High Noon is number one
>>535191053oh you’re a vtuber? what’s your channel?
>>535191053>Order up.why do you always use these weird phrases? What the fuck does that even mean
>>535191053Is>muh channelThe pedo equivalent of >muh dick?
>>535189618Why do White Monsters have such meme status? The only energy drink I’ve ever tasted was Red Bull as a part of Jagerbombs.
>>535201133Probably the pedo dog whistle of the month, they gotta keep rotating it so glowies can’t catch on.
>>535189889Gridlock tastes exactly like monster, and it's $1.
>>535201039I cannot reveal it as I need to keep both characters seperate. Just have it in the back of your mind anytime you see a vtuber that it could possibly be me behind it.>>535201239Not a p3d0f0rk. Order up.
>>535190383>>535190459>>535190459>>535190568>>535190927>>535191109>>535191549Time to put these kiddie fuckers to sleep.
>>535201401your mom tastes like a monster and she's free.
I was drinking like 2 a day at one point which is expensive so I switched to gamer supps. Is bretty gud.
>>535201822>tastes like a monsterunless you're a nigger mentally, that line just doesn't land
>>535201242100% how probably a collaboration with social media companies,they managed to be present in alt-right and queer space at the same time just selling them in different versionsmonster is basically a trans symbol
>>535189618Picrel literally makes blood run from my anus like water from a faucet. I've been drinking red bulls for years, switched to this one last month because the 24 pack was cheaper. And bloody shits for a month. It finally got so bad, that I had a moment of self-reflection, considered the ingredients, and tried an experiment. After one day of not drinking it (and about three weeks of blood spurting out), my bowel movements were normal - no bleeding, no diarrhea. I'm now one week red bull free. Back to espressos.
>>535189618in california everything gives you cancer. You are forced to see signs and notices everywhere. It's insufferable. Going through is going to give me cancer anyway, let me enjoy my fucking slop.
I drink 4 250ml redbulls every singel day, have done that for 20 years ish now. 185cm 90kg..if i stop drink this shit, my body will collapse.I have tried stop, and got really sick.
>>535189618Meanwhile there are literal herbs you can add to water that make a delicious caffeinated drink 2 minutes later
>>535202865>185cm 90kgi have the same manlet height but i weight 62kg lol
>>535202987Those herbs are illegal goy.
6$ a can too
>>535203143I don't think there's anywhere on earth that tea is illegal
>>535189618>fucks up your gutReally?
>>535202865Tapering is your friend. Don't cold turkey it.
>>535190459>>535190927Based fuck that fat Reddit break room faggot>>535190783>>535191053Hey break room actually kill yourself. Get a gun and blow your brains out. Put a bag over your head and turn on the helium. Charge the officer with a knife. Eat the bleach. Just fucking did you annoying faggot
>>535202865they made them for sure to get hooked for as long as possible making them as much money as possible
>>535189618for me, the can art of all these (((energy))) drinks is really off-putting, so i never drink them.
>>535199435No, you're wrong. A bunch of these drinks contain acesulfame potassium. White monster, for example. And sucralose still damages the gut biome like all artificial sweeteners. Sucralose impairs glucose metabolism, contributing to type 2 diabetes, and encourages proliferation of harmful gut bacteria and causes inflammation, leading to ibs and crohn's.
>>535189618Gee I wonder why we are seeing a huge increase in colon cancer and heart failure...
>>535201842t. Band Geek Caleb Hammer
>>535190978Drink them every day and still ripped with no bitch tits
>>535190489Is coffee good for you?
>>535189618i take ritalin and every other day drink a monster with it. honestly, my brain feels adequate to other people now. i was raw dogging life and failing, stimulatants give me hope.
>>535189618Orange Monster is the best
>>535189618literal witchcraft voodoo type shit
>>535193154it raises your heartbeat during the exercise but you then have a much lower resting heart rate all day. Trump is right
>>535193154 Maybe, and this is just me thinking out loud, maybe we could explore injecting chlorine bleach into the heart?
>>535189618>literally does none of what’s listed
>>535203418Cant. Too important. All that nonsense you posted only to get charged with treason and a big fat NO. Order up.
>>535189618That playa vibe taste like pina colada not bad but my new favorite is the ryse energy root beer float
>>535201133>weird phrases?To cause fear and to correct behavior lest these 'cels want to face the consequences.
>>535190583The mango one is my favorite. We are talking about Mango Loco juice with the day of the dead designs on the can right?It tastes like one of those mango Jumex drinks with carbonation.
>>535204688good luck out there trooper
>>535206041I hope you get hit by a car you fucking faggot kike nigger piece of shit. Drop the name and stop being a worthless faggot.
>>535206309Your mom should have fucking aborted you, you subhuman troglodyte honky.
>>535201822>>535201704Fucking kill yourself namefag kike propagandists.
>>535202457raleys shopper
>>535192578>>535192659Worthless groomer faggot trannies
>>535191962>>535191246I hope your dad raped you.
>>535191047Stop nameposting tranny
This bored use to be pro americanNow its brown people asking why this why thatWhite is rightBrowns are vulturesBlack is cancerRip pol, dead since covidFuck every non american
>>535206932Its mainly namefaggots making an effort to ruin this site. Notice how every thread these kikes are in or made by them are absolute dogshit. Worthless subhuman kikes.
>>535189712taurine is not in them anymore, at least in eu>>535189618monster rehab tastes great but I completely cut all caffeine like two years ago, and I feel much better generally
>>535189618Red Bull with vodka is god tier if you want to get shitfaced like a boss.
>>535206715>>535206765>>535206812>So mad you had to post twice multiple timesDefinitely got that mountain dew flowing through your veins on this Saturday. Order up.
>>535189618I don't drink that shit. tastes disgusting.
>>535207415I want you to consider slitting your wrists. You are ruining this website with your kike bullshit. Fucking jump a cliff nigger.
>>535207514Why are so mad over someone you'll never meet? Very strange behavior that's going to get you nowhere but the void. Order up.
>>535207644You're a fucking faggot who is intent on ruining this site. You are a scum fuck shill kike intent on spreading propaganda. Literally die. Everyone knows you're a kike too because of the faggot name. Order up nigger.
>>535189618I prefer alcohol instead.
>>535207764>who is intent on ruining this siteNot really. I am working on my altchan where YOU own your posts. Isn't sad after thousands of posts not one word belongs to you? It launches in the fall with pricing coming soon, but an annual fee will be around $150. Are you in or are you out?
energy drinks sucki like a good rootbeer float occasionally tho. truly GOAT summertime dessert
>>535190638Settle down Javier
>>535206799Nah, that's just from OP's image. I shop at Whole Foods for staples, the local whole animal butcher for meat, the local fish market for fish, a hippy CSA for veggies, and local French bakery for bread. The red bull thing was an unfortunate addiction developed during my PhD studies at Harvard. I had a colonoscopy two years ago at age 40. No polyps, but two internal hemmorhoids. I'm on daily fiber for that and it's generally made them a non-issue - until I switched to Red Bull Zero. The erythritol and sucralose in that Red Bull Zero apparently cause those fuckers to bleed out. Regardless, just picrel for me from now on. Ass bleeding isn't worth it in this age of turbo cancers. The irritation and swelling from red bull probably isn't good for you.
>>535202865I'm one week off them now. It helps to replace the caffeine with something like copious amounts of espresso. It also helps to have a reason to quit, like spite because one of their formulations makes your ass spurt blood.
>>535206041I know fat assburger tards like you get off on negative attention but are you sure we’re never gonna meet? When you get doxxed you should be very scared look how many people hate your fat faggot ass.>>535206715>>535206851>>535207514>>535207764 Again KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
I drink one a day. It's important to not just eat healthy and exercise but to have a healthy mind and the dopamine you get from a good sip outweighs any alleged downsides of drinking an energy drink.I'd say more than one a day is bad. The second sip doesn't hit the same as the first one, it's diminishing returns, and you'll start having heartburn and other issues if you drink too much.
>>535189618>why are people so obsessed with this slop?caffeine is addictive
>>535189618>5 bucks for 1 redbullInsane!
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>>53518961880% of the planet is retarded goy cattle.
>>535189618Is there a sugar free energy drink that tastes like Red Bull?
>>535210999I'm a generational poster. I'm safe.
>>535211235I'd also like to add that I've tried the sugar free Red Bulls but they use an artificial sweetener that makes them taste nasty.
>>535189618It's okay to indulge every once and a while. I prefer white monster but I can't drink too much because the acidity gives me canker sores. There damn tasty though.
I quit these nigger things and it has been the hardest addicition I have ever kicked and I have had some real ones.Sugar is A JEW
>>535211235no nothing will ever taste like sugar you have to accept it if you ever want to quit.
>>535189618>be me>have one on a whim>my shit turns red>wait, what did I eat? WTF.Mmm, tasty tasty intestinal bleeding.
I always get a can or two of redbull when driving long hoursdrinking it is just a ritual, don't take it too seriously OP
>>535211235>>535211319yeah I have yet to see a sugar free version that doesn't taste bad, even the redbull ones
>>535189889Reishi mushroom and Green Tea
>>535190489I drink black coffee most mornings. Maybe once a week i will drink a 0 sugar monster (the blue can, it tastes so damn good)
>>535211575>red shitthat will happen with red gatorades too anon. otherwise you probably just have ulcerative colitis. not butt cancer.
what doesnt induce cancer? is your tap water clean? didnt think so. nothing matters. someone wants to kill themselves faster? why not.
>>535211553>>535211889I don't want it to taste like sugar, I'd be fine with a Red Bull drink that was every ingredient in Red Bull except the sugar but as far as I can tell it doesn't exist for some reason.
>>535193133You eat your dog’s shit for breakfast? WTF?
>>535212371I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
>>535189618gives you communism
>>535213026gives you tenia
>>535213054has extremely tiny short window of eatability, then it attracts bugs
>>535213103reduces your life in half
>>535213131your own excrement taste better
heres the real redpill. ultra processed food is the healthiest.
>>535189618I don't get it either but I am going to guess they are too stupid to properly steep a pot of tea or use a french press for coffee.
>>535189618i can skip lunch and just have a shitty $1 energy drink to power through the second half of my shift if it's an easy jobits just economics chud
>>535189618>Red Bull>A Thai brandThey put ladyboy juice in the can that's why people (especially you) are so obsessed with it.
totally not goyslop
>>535201031>high at noonthey are the best but why are they so much more expensive?
>>535189618Because we are so heavily poisoned in our food and water supply and micro plastics etc that people seek relief due to chronic low energy. Those drinks can provide a little relief for a short duration, at the cost of actually exacerbating the problem.
>>535189618One of life’s more reliable retard-tests is a person’s willingness and a ability to drink water. A grown ass man or woman who needs a drink to have some kinda flavour is a confirmed retard and non human.
>>535191068Kill all faggots Rape all dykes Kill all trannies Kill all pedos and groomersDeath to lgbtq
>>535189618I’ve never drank an energy drink, but>liquid candyMy understanding is they actually taste absolutely horrible.
>>535189618I like the monster tea lemonade and the blue raspberry ghost ones, they taste pretty good, though i usually only have one like every 5 months or so. Don't know how people manage them every day. I think that would make me laughably sick by the third
>>535189618working a dead end job for shit pay, need that shit sometimes just to get through the day
>>535190383>>535191549buy an ad holy shit
You want me to lurk /pol/ sober?
>>535189618As a law student, Bang energy drink has saved my life more times than I can count and it still hurts me to my core that they don’t sell that stuff anymore. The blueberry was peak.
>>535214636keep simping for your faggot ass boyfriend you gay little eglin kike, maybe he'll thank you in his next 2 view vtuber stream. fuck you and fuck all niggers, bitch. cocksuckin fuckin spic, go make some more tacos you fucking retard.
>>535215447Ain't nobody like you and your lies, bruh. Order up.
>>535189618>gives you cancerNah.>fucks up your teethNah.>fucks up your gutsNah.>gives you bitch titsNah.You did that to yourself.
>>535215908Nigger please you take acid from strangers at parties. Ain't no energy drink gonna do much to you.
>>535189745:(
>>535214558Bad Apple is pretty good too
>>535189618I used to drink vodka and redbull a lot when I was a young bloke because it kept you going all night.One night I looked at my chest and could see my heart beating so I pretty much knocked it on the head after that.
>>535216316>>535189618Remember when whites and jews joined forced to destroy the Roman Empire and the Hispanic Empire?When do empires die?Is it when whites join forces with muslims and jews to counter the Real de a Ocho?NO!Is it when whites create protestantism to attack the Olive Race and the Universitas Christiana project?NO!!Is it when whites send letters in the 1580s to steal America and genocide Americans?NO!!!Is it when whites conspire with 40 Hispanic traitors and the House of Braganza to fracture Hispanics?NO!!!!Is it when whites draft in the 1700s their plans to destroy Western Civilization for being non-white using genocide and enslavement of survivors?NO!!!!!Is it when whites begin genociding non-whites by splitting the Hispanic Monarchy into two sides and force Hispanics to kill each other?NO!!!!!!Is it when whites invade America and start genociding the millions of Queen Isabel's most-beloved Children while they steal their ancestral homeland?NO!!!!!!!Is it when whites write and execute the final plan to genocide non-whites, then torture the survivors with slavery until they all die?NO!!!!!!!!Is it when whites split the empire into +20 death camps and create +200 years of genocidal plunder and humiliating tortures?NO!!!!!!!!!Is it when whites lead their armies across America to murder and torture all non-white babies?NO!!!!!!!!!!Is it when whites create void centuries against that empire and black legends against its people, while they steal terms like "America" or "Western Civilization"?NO!!!!!!!!!!!Empires die when their beloved Children forget the Empire.
>>535189618>wagie fuelWagies consume this shit to be more productive cattle for their jew bosses. It helps them "lock in", concentrating all their brain power and physical strength into working hours only, leaving them useless zombies during their time off. That's why they work all day and then do nothing in their time off. Nothing left. Shlomo takes it all and they pay him for the privilege. I wouldn't be surprised if methamphetamine use was not only legalized, but required to work in the coming years. That way wagies can be super locked in and totally dependent on their jew overlords.
>>535218012How does a lazy, broke bum ass nigga know anything about the lives of productive people?
>>535189618I have tried Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar and Alani and haven't really felt a thing. Where's the "energy"?
>>535189618for me it's these
>>535218274Why doesn't Ghost have a regular, sugar-sweetened version? What's the point of flavoring something like Swedish Fish if you're only going to use artificial sweeteners that taste nothing like it?
>>535218407The Swedish Fish one is off, but some like Welch's Grape are surprisingly accurate
>>535218407zoomers (target audience) dont consume high ammount of sugar in one sitting if they can
>>535192388That's the worst you bogan cunt
>>535189746>Order up!
>>535190160>feel good chemicals
>>535218769You cant use my lingo against me unless you want to be charged with treason.
>>535218222>wagie lashing out at me because hes too scared to say anything to his kike boss that exploits him all dayTypical response. Rest up wagie. Monday will be here before you know it. Us NEETs are depending on you to get a good nights sleep so you can pay lots of taxes. Don't let us down.
>>535219072What "boss"? I play video games for a living.
>>535203813>I wonder why we are seeing a huge increase in colon cancer...Because of routine colonoscopies.
The 0 sugar monster cans are basically just an effective neurococktail that has barely as much caffeine as ordinary coffee.
>>535218835I'm stateless. I can't be charged with treason.
>>535218012Wahmyns already do that. I saw some stat recently that some 20% of zoomer foids are on addies. Otherwise jewish adult daycare is too taxing for them.
I just want pic related back. I haven't seen it anywhere in ages. If you haven't tried it, it's kinda like coke mixed with some strong black coffee. Way back, during cs 1.6 LAN's with my bros, it was my prefered drink.
>>535189746>Fedroom needs energy drinks to monitor 4chan all day
>>535221945Not a fed. I dont "monitor 4cuck all day". Order up.
>>535189618They're ok in moderation but still aren't good for you. Coffee is better. I'm surprised the monster is more expensive than the ghost, ghost is premium.
>>535193154If you stop moving your body shuts down you fat fuck. No you don't have to exercise like a roided up freak, but you have to move your body, and probably a lot more than you'd think.BTW your cerebral spinal fluid can only be cycled to clean your brain with movement and exercise.
>>535223506i envy so much feds who are payed a safe salary every month just to browse imageboards and niche forums
>>535226229Me too. Sadly it's just to laugh at permalosers for me.
>>535189618>>gives you cancerPrevents cancer
>>535189618Not me. I stick with your basic black coffee. Coffee is the fuel that really runs the world.
>>535190383Ok Mormon
>>535190453I give you 5 years
>>535203813>Gee I wonder why we are seeing a huge increase in colon cancer and heart failure...Vaxmason Brit pretends it's from vitamins & caffeine
>>535192159>>535192159No it's the eyes. He draws all the eyes like that these days. Youll never unsee it now
>>535212590Eating shit is very Hindu
They're yummy and wake me up
>>535190148>caffeinetoxic af
>>535189618I don't ever drink that shit anymore but Monster + Jaegermeister is pretty good Also, Rockstar I think is probably the best out of all them. Pic related with some gummy worms and Camel Crush Menthol Silvers, and it's gonna be a good day
I only drink whiskey and coffee
>>535203317Possibly dehydration >>> constipationThats how i got hemorrhoids It might irritate stomach lining as well
>>535193154The more exercise you do, the more your body compensates by making you more awake. Starts producing more testosterone, starts burning more carbs instead of storing them as fats, etc. All of these in turn make you feel more awake and alert. >officeworkers sits down all day and cant keep themselves awake without R492-X3 caffeineclass stimulant drinkJust pick up a heavy weight retard
>>535218407Sugar gives you an energy crash
If only there's a medicine that will let me turn on and off the need to sleep at will. Life as a wagie gamer is just too busy with too little time.
>>535189618>gives you cancereverything does>fucks up your teethteeth are mostly genetics, or if you don't take care of ur teeth like a caveman>fucks up your guts??? stomach acid is very strong and potent, u sound like an uneducated nigger >gives you bitch titsalso genetics, or just don't be fatty and watch what you eat and do basic workoutsdumb nigger read some complicated words like taurine and acesulfame and thinks it will kill him
>>535189618For me, it's ghost electric limeade
>>535189618I drink red bull everyday and my bitch tits went away when i cut out dairy and dropped meat to just chicken 2/3 meals a week
>>535202457>And bloody shits for a month.I got some bad news for you
>>535192659I haven't had one of them in like 15 years. I miss my Yankee bros.
The truth is that people are desperately seeking anything to make them feel better. If the world were less crazy there would be no one buying these things.
>>535189618You can use it strategically if you are about to have a three way and feeling sleepy
>>535229752Congrats on losing the tits anon.
>>535189618White Monster is the ultimate pre workout.
>>535190383>>535190459>>535190568>>535190638>>535190927>>535191109>>535191549Wild. I was just thinking about rewatching this a day ago.
>>535189618Talking about energy drinks:What are the political implications of my pp being a bit longer than a can of monster energy?
>>535229838Nah, it's really just the artificial sweeteners interacting with my hemorrhoids. Bright red blood, had a colonoscopy recently.
>>535228714Running actually reduces testosterone. Even common sense would suggest this.
>>535189618>why are people so obsessed with this slop?i feel like popeye when he eats spinach
>>535189618no boomer sippin a monster white in the entire threadi am disappoint
>>535190489>bean waterGross
>>535191089Tri-stim c4 gets me going more than any of the other name brands. I found one recently called odyssey that has lions mane extract and it makes me feel like im on Adderall but without any of the crash.
>>535192388Monster is goated but c4 is pretty high up there. Bang and Reign are both good too. Rockstar is by far the worst, tastes like straight taurine.
>>535214279This, and the type of jobs you work for the need to abuse these are shit. I remember I started to drink red bulls when I worked a shitty job with a bad schedule and was constantly on call. So on my days off I would have to go in and work 10 hours. I stayed because I needed the money. Because after covid it became a thing to run skeleton crews and abuse the good work ethic guys until you need new meat. During that time red bull fucked up my gut. I don't drink it anymore but everything we consume is toxic and the current work culture is a meme.
I drink at least one Monster Zero every single day. Cry about it.
>>535228640You have the absolute worst taste i have ever seen and im not exaggerating. Its your right to have those opinions but its my right to tell you they are completely wrong.
>>535189746I cannot believe you are still posting here nor do I mean that as an insult. How are you?
>>535189618I've never gotten energy drinks. They're expensive, addictive, and makes soda look like a health drink.Some contain such a ridiculous cocktail of ingredients that they can almost be called cocaine in a can.
just drink the zero sugar optionsbetter yet just drink diet coke>BUT IT GIVES YOU CANCER!!!!!if that was true i would have died years agotrump drinks fucking 10 cans a day. still aliveno i will not drink coffee beans and support third world famers and woke baristas who hate whites.
>>535189700fat people = dumb people
