https://nypost.com/2026/05/16/us-news/feds-nix-va-contract-to-buy-thousands-of-vibrators-for-female-vets/The so-called CTDs had to be FDA-approved, operate on AAA batteries, andbe “hand-held for female sexual dysfunction,” and small businesses were given an edge in fulfilling the contract, according to nationwide solicitations the VA issued in 2024 and reupped last July.But the feds suddenly zapped the bidding last week. A May 6 document states that after “careful consideration it has been determined by the Government not to award a CTD contract.”The document gave no reason for hitting the pause button, and neither did a VA spokesman contacted by The Post.The solicitation provided no dollar value for the contract, but devices the VA touted on its site go for $359 each.“I’m a little surprised at that one,” said Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.). “But then again I’m not surprised. And I’m afraid to Google it – on the record.”House Veterans Affairs Committee Chairman Rep. Mike Bost (R-Ill.) told The Post, “Every contract that VA solicits should principally benefit the veterans VA was created to serve while still protecting the taxpayers’ investment in services.” He said VA Secretary Doug Collins “inherited a mess from the Biden administration, and I know he is working day in and day out – alongside Congress – to review all of VA’s operations.”Bost said he and his colleagues were working to ensure “there is congressional oversight of acquisitions prior to award, including prosthetic appliances and surgical implants.”VA said the cancellation doesn’t mean the feds can’t initiate “micro-purchases” of sex toys if clinicians at VA facilities find a need.That didn’t satisfy one critic.“This decision is a perfect example of how the woke civilian culture has infected military thinking,” said the military analyst. >Be america>taxes get used to buy dildos and vibrators for washed up barracks bunnies
>>535204575>Women are so fat and ugly they need gibs to masturbate.Grim
>>535204864$369/yr for their so called sexual health, absolute bullshit
>>535204575>the woke civilian culture has infected military thinkingGoddamn I hate kikes. Also, fuck whores and leeches.
>>535204575I have an entire pile of condoms I haven't used from the VA because I keep raw dogging everyone
>>535205309at this point neocons are enriching thenselves with defense contrscts and socialists are enriching themselves through managing retarded welfare programs
>>535204864>>535204934after seeing how much attention even fat and ugly women get,you'd have to be a REAL psycho bitch to not have a partner as a woman. it's literally a choice for them, whereas a man has to actually expend effort
Lowkey though, sex pillows are a god send for people with injuries.
>>535204575I didn't even know I was paying for "clitoral health" but now that I do know, I'm glad I'm not.
>>535204575>VA buying dildos for negresses.tiresome.jpg
>>535205705Covid must have fucked up the older crop of female zoomers. They've aged like milk. I met one that was 20 but looked 40. They're also the fattest women in history. You haven't suffered like we have roach anon, millions of vigin arabs, assyrian, yazidis, go to your country while we're left with their men and these pig bitches
>>535205897A lot of women in the US can't even orgasm, like at all. It's various things, but usually hormonal imbalances.
>>535205980>hormonal imbalances.They go on birth control in middle school now anon. They've been hormonally imbalanced for life due to starting it so early and its destroyed the fertility rate. They're so fucked up on these drugs and birth control that our water is polluted with enough estrogen to make male frogs infertile
>>535205744Just get a body pillow, why the need for a sexually excessively pornographic pillow?
>>535204934Someone asked for certain features like "must operate on AAA batteries". Who cares if it has an internal battery, or even if it plugs into the wall, or God forbid, used AA batteries instead of AAA. They had a particular device in mind and made up some bullshit requirements to makes sure it was the only option. Maybe it is a really great vibrator, but it could also be their friend's company that makes them.
>>535204575the US military is a daycare for (brown)adults
>>535205897arab chicks are meh
