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MANDATORY VIEWING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ7bT2K71G4

also, tommy robinson unite the kingdom rally happened. heard it was a big one.

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#freebovril
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>>535206076
Allahu Akhbar!
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>>535206167
heard rAllah is a good lad
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If you can't eat this then you don't belong in this thread
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>>535206076
I thought Ofcom was gunna force ISP's operating in Britbongistan to block 4chinzs?
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>>535206667
>muh shit eating pigs
>let the jews serve you up the worst cuts and pretend its epic!
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>>535206667
Why's there a slice of fake cheese on your bacon and egg sarnie?
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shoot the pakis on the spot and melt the nigerians down to fill in the pot holes
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>>535206909
Back to the ole' faithful Muslim larp are we pal yeah?
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>>535207005
based
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watching nonce stings in bed
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>>535207114
>claims muslims rape all young girls
>every single nonce sting video is white
makes a brother wonder
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Anyone reckon those r/tommy monks are ever going to rub enough brain cells together to ask, who imported the Muslims they endlessly drone on about?
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Calling bullshit on this one lads, why did they cut all my citrus overnight, now I am here like a wanker charging flashlights cancelling a fishing comfy weekend to do ant hunting at night and killing them all.
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What happens now that rightoid white people are doing anti-zionist marches?

Do the jews just enforce curfews on the whole population?
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>>535207478
because grooming gangs don't groom their victims online with words they do it irl with drugs and threats
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>>535206667
>cheese
No thank you. I'll just have a glass of chilled milk.
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>>535207676
With a bacon sandwich to dip on the side? perfect.
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>>535207637
White replacement is something leftists do. Just got to vote harder to fix it. You'll see.
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>>535207776
That's not what I asked you nigger.
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>>535206167
>>535207506
>>535207587
Filtered
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>>535207818
I literally do not care. Go cry in a phone box.
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>>535207638
Jnonce is full of shit anyway there's tons of video of pakis and jeets getting stung as he knows.
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>>535207772
Of course. Sorry, I thought that was obvious.
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>>535207939
retard
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anyone have moments where they doubt their sexuality? well I'm having lots of "Jewish periods" lately...
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>>535207986
You oughta now sweatie.
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Is it normal ar lass has gone off deep end and not spoken to me for a week after her nan died? She's pregnant anorl
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>>535207637
being british means caring greatly about a semitic occupation in the middle east apparently
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>>535206667
American bacon and cheese? No thanks, pal. Ill take a lean cut of english bacon, with thick slice tomarto and lettuce.
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https://xcancel.com/RealSamMelia/status/2055563325862220132#m
>Mark Collett's latest SubStack is a banger, read it.
>Centuries-Old English Law Subverted for Israel
>Six anti-Israel protestors were found guilty of criminal damage, but now face being jailed as terrorists, as before their trial a judge made a secret ‘terror’ ruling that was hidden from the jury.
Good article, worth a read

> But why would an English judge do such a thing? Well, Mr Justice Johnson’s justification for his ruling has now been made public:
>“On s1(1)(b) of the TA [Terrorism Act] 2000, [the defence barrister] Rajiv Menon KC and others strongly argued that influencing government was not the purpose of the action – the purpose of the action was to damage weapons and save lives – I accept that this was one motivating factor – but that does not mean that another purpose was not to damage property to be made available to the Israeli government and thereby influence the Israeli government.”
>This is an incredible quote, as it reveals that an English judge chose to circumvent English law and disregard centuries-old legal tradition, whilst at the same time gagging the press, in order to unduly punish British Citizens, not because of their transgressions against the British state, or because of the severity of their actual crimes, but because the actions of those stood in the dock may have impacted the state of Israel.
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2026/may/16/far-right-unite-the-kingdom-rally-tommy-robinson-london-nakba-day-march-latest-news-updates
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>>535208112
>anyone have moments where they doubt their sexuality?
never change, anglocuck
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>>535208161
you're filtered m8
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Other newspapers front pages are talking about rape fantasies, some have pint promotions and a campervan lotto.
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Just got back from the rally. It was epic. A bunch of us stopped off at the pub at the end and Tommeh showed up. After a few pints we were heiling Farage at the top of our lungs.

Change is coming lads.
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>>535208176
Yea, she fucking hates you and the kids probably not yours mate.
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>>535208267
back to the camel
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>>535208230
>Despite the restrictions put in place, one of the defence barristers Mr Rajiv Menon KC chose to cite the foundational elements of English legal history – specifically mentioning Bushell’s Case in the first trial. Mr Menon explained to the jurors of the absolute independence of juries to decide cases according to their convictions. Mr Menon went on to state six times that a trial judge cannot legally direct or order a jury to return a guilty verdict. As a result, Justice Johnson ruled that the effect of Mr Menon’s speech was to explicitly “invite the jury to disregard my directions” on the law. Because the jury failed to convict any of the six defendants on the primary charges in their first trial, Justice Johnson and the state prosecutors began contempt of court proceedings against Mr Menon which are believed to be the first brought against a barrister in respect of a closing speech to a jury in living memory.
>Justice Johnson then placed strict reporting restrictions on the contempt proceedings – similar to the restrictions placed on the secret terror ruling – keeping the legal dispute hidden from the public while the retrial of the Filton Six took place. Justice Johnson’s aggressive legal pursuit of Mr Menon had a severe and chilling effect on the retrial of the Filton Six; it forced five of the six defendants to sack their legal teams and represent themselves as the barristers acting on their behalf faced the threat of prison or large fines for contempt of court if they mentioned jury independence.
>On May 12th 2026, the Court of Appeal threw out the case against Mr Menon ruling that Justice Johnson “had no jurisdiction” to refer the case to the High Court in the manner he did.
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>>535208112
Filtered
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>>535208263
But Tommeh managed to gather at least 1.5 million people last year????
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Fucking multilarp
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>>535206667
A bacon cheeseburger weeds out Indians too.
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>pork products left untouched in the supermarkets while chicken and beef products out of stock
I think it's time for me to skedaddle out of this area.
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Kek I pooped his (sadact solo) party, in come the mass reports.
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>>535208342
Filtered.
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>>535208424
You stocked up on the pewurk though right?
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>>535208424
supply and demand, brother. people are waking up as to how fucking disgusting pigs are.
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holy fuck what a ratio
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Just got back from the rally. It was epic. A bunch of us stopped off at the pub at the end and Tommeh showed up. After a few pints we were heiling Farage at the top of our lungs.

Change is coming lads.
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>>535208112
Happy I can finally fit my entire hand up my arse.
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>>535208459
You won't see me calling you a herpes riddled faggot then, that's such a shame
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>>535208520
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>>535208520
didn't really turn out like he wanted it to, did it?
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>>535208205
Yes. One side you either care about the massacre of a (foreign) people and on other side, you do not want said foreign people coming to your country. Both stances are apparently antisemitic.

I mean, we're not america, we don't have a giant ocean to stop middle east refugees coming in on boats.
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>>535206667
had a massive bacont oday 1.29 home bargains for 907g fucking boss lad.
anyways, starmer out.
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>>535208520
>"maybe we shouldn't ethnically cleanse whites from their own homelands, at least not so quickly...??"
>HATRED AND DIVISIVE ARREST THIS FAR-RIGHT BIGOT AT ONCE
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https://xcancel.com/ADL/status/2055046730408960188#m
>#OnThisDay in 1948, on the English calendar, David Ben Gurion stood at the podium of what is now Independence Hall in Tel Aviv and read Israel's Declaration of Independence. The modern Jewish and democratic state of @Israel was officially established in the Jewish people's ancestral homeland. #AmYisraelChai
lol they can't even call a calendar by its proper name because they're that afraid of Christ so instead they credit it to us
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>>535208532
>dago persona memeflag nonce obvious LARP for attention
filtered
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there's been a diversity malfunction in Italy apparently involving a car and a crowd
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>>535208520
It's decent fair and respectable to become a minority in own country is it?
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>>535208634
I don't even know why he bothers putting out this shit, who's it for?
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>>535208303
Based trvke I'm having a dna test done anyway
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>>535208740
Their streets are notoriously a nightmare tbf the bames even struggle over here.
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>>535208740
>diversity malfunction
kek
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>>535208792
>who's it for?
All the millions of people that voted for him last election and gave him a mandate to crush the far-right out of existence.
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>>535206076
The king’s speech caused so much butthurt. Kek.
What’s funny is that bongs don’t want to get rid of the monarchy, they want a “based” kang.
>muh kang is a good kang, he gibz me foods, he bigz me demahcrasy n shieet
Lmao
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>>535208792
he has no idea
legitimately
how has this not sunk in yet

it's not been a good week
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>>535208740
There's pineapple pizza everywhere
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why is it so fucking cold?
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>>535208263
I'm going to assume both of those numbers are lies.
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>>535207637
>rightoid white people are doing anti-zionist marches
mate, that was the goal since Hitler, since forever in fact
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>>535206898
>Where appropriate, if a provider fails to comply with its safety duties, we can also seek a court order for ‘business disruption measures’, such as requiring payment providers or advertisers to withdraw their services from a platform, or requiring Internet Service Providers to block a site in the UK.

how will i be able to filter if everyone is foreign
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>>535208833
He nan's the dad.
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>>535208894
mate I voted for him purely because "things can only get better" is a banger and it has a fucking incredible electro-synth interlude
I wanted the tories gone
"mandate?"
cunt run the fucking country
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>>535208932
Its gonna be fine by the end of the week
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>>535206898
is this from today's rally or september
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>>535208932
You can't suffer in the UK.
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Just found out me circumcision isn't kosher lads.
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>>535208520
Tommeh and a Polish MEP ratio'd the fuck out of him in the comments. Bet Starmer's sobbing into his glass of rentboy cum right now.
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>>535208112
wtf is a jewish period
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Seeing as there's a minimum amount of fruit required for juice to be labeled as such I wonder what's the minimum required amount of British flags in a "based" movement. A 1:1 ration? 5:1? What about 100 other flags and 1 British flag? Does that count?
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qrd on todays protests? did we win? did we take our country back? have the raped been unraped?
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>>535209139
>You can't suffer in the UK.
i do nothing but suffer in this place


>>535209035
it better, i REFUSE to put the heating on in fucking mid-may
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>>535209147
What a rip off
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>>535208894
I've been wondering what a Keir Starmer fan looks like statistically there has to be a few.
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>>535209245
>it better, i REFUSE to put the heating on in fucking mid-may
Zelensky thanks you for your service
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>>535209165
Tbf aint X a bit of an echo chamber now?
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>>535209245
>surrounded by perfect weather, english roses and /comfyness/
>i do nothing but suffer in this place
Untrue, meanwhile here.
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>>535208907
The monarch is just a fancy mouthpiece for the current prime minister. He'd suddenly appear to 'go based' if our guy won a general election.
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>>535208337
Nothing will change until “people” like this justice johnson are afraid to make rulings like these
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>>535208230
reasonable judge. terrorism tries to influence what a government does. what's your point?
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>>535208991
Never stick your dick in a BPD lass
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next big rally I might paint myself grey and lay about down some grimy alleyway waiting to get pissed on by slags
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>>535208932
you might be happier in africa or the sahara desert this is the perfect temperature
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>>535208230
>Centuries-Old English Law Subverted
That's just a daily occurrence these days, mate.
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>>535209245
>i REFUSE to put the heating on in fucking mid-may
Just, immersion up.
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>>535209220
As usual it's been a load of Mick Poncery.
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>>535209380
You're literally a prison country lol
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>>535209170
Filtered
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>>535209461
mate read the room
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> NEW: Keir Starmer is set to approve an £18bn increase in defence spending as soon as next week
>It is unclear how the increase will be funded, although a Whitehall source insisted it would be “fully affordable”
>It will be spread over 4 years
WAR!
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>>535209336
Not completely but a not-insignificant number of the more insane lefties did flee to Bluesky in response to Elon... letting people voice their opinions.
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>>535209508
Australia is objectively a bigger dump that Britain, their nice weather does all the heavy lifting for them.
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>>535206167
allah is satan. muslims are cockroaches. i shit on mohammed. posting on 4chan is haram. fuck off muslim nigger scum.
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>>535209557
glass houses is all I'm saying
banter with bruce is one thing but sometimes it's like eeesh say it louder man
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>>535209139
>could
won't. althought that time they used the weather manipulator machine to make it 42C was kinda nuts.
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>>535209518
get the fucking taxes up, abolish the 20% rate, minimum 40%
war footing
the bames MUST be housed
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>>535209386
I learned that as teenager soon as some of my mates got mental birds, maybe I've got low sex drive or something but I've never felt the urge to shag a mental bird override my brain telling me it'd be retarded to do it and I'm a big drinker as well which I've seen used as an excuse.
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>>535209139
Oh cool.
Can't wait for the stories of 2026 HOTTEST THAN IT'S EVER BEEN IN UK
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>>535209461
how many people get arrested for social media posts here?
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>>535209635
based. at least some of us are leading the fight and not waving golem flags out in the street and kneeling before false prophets like tommy robenstein.
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>>535209633
Larp, filtered
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>>535209633
When she was throwing herself at me wanting shagging 6 or 7 times a day it's difficult to resist, ending up filling her up multiple times a day was only inevitable she fell pregnant
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>>535209708
do you ever stop seething
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When Adam delved and Eve span,
Who was then the gentleman?
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>>535209530
Wtf was that other thing about, Mammoth, Mohawk or something? Seemed incredibly gay.
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>>535209518
war with who? Putler said himself the war is winding down and the yanks and chinks are besties now. Everything is gunna be ok lad, we're gunna get replaced by BAMEs and enjoy some bloody yummy food in the process
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>>535209245
>i REFUSE to put the heating on in fucking mid-may
There are people out there who actually do this.
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>>535209794
>Stub
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TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY
BRITS IN A TROLLEY
BALLS IN A HINDU TIN
SITTING ON THE GRASS WITH AN ISRAELI UP YOUR ARSE
PLAYING WITH YOUR DING A LING LING
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>>535209866
nigger I'm like 6 fucking stone post-inflation
my body no longer retains heat
I need that shit on full blast all throughout summer or I may literally die
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>>535209518
Where does r Keir keep finding all this money?
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>>535209728
Oh well say lavee.
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>>535209557
>nice weather
Too hot. And the spiders, bro. Australia is hell.
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>>535206667
I eat it
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>>535209220
The protest is just something to spook Westminster. The winning is happening in Makerfield. Restore have begun campaigning for that MP seat. It's a risky play, considering they're up against Reform, who are more well-known nationally, and the 'get Starmer out' Labour vote. Either Restore flops and fizzles out or they win and Rupert becomes front page news, causing public recognition of the party to skyrocket.
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>>535208932
Weathernonces.
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>>535209807
>When Adam delved and Eve span,
>Who was then the gentleman?
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>>535209633
low T
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>>535209968
i see less than one spider indoors a week
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>>535209220
wish I had a light skinned black gf
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>>535209922
Start drinking double cream, I'm serious you'll get used to it and will gain weight.
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>>535209931
Coming soon: VAT at 25%
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>>535209931
Ange's OF
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>>535209633
Good for you, anon, fornicating and siring bastards never did anybody no good, keep it within the confines of a monogamous matrimony and it will save you a lot of heartache and headache.
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>>535210051
Thought I was filtered?
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>>535210122
good idea, thanks
I got up to 9 and was like pinnochio being like "I'm a normal person!" then the whole ukraine war happened and shit got well expensive
dropped immediately

being a bit dramatic but it actually really messes with me yeah
I was doing well
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>>535209810
There were several X alternatives that died off. I guess Mastodon still exists but I think that one became known for noncery.
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>>535210112
That's still one too many.
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>>535206667
I bloody well dont think sharia allows it boy-o
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been down in the mines
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>>535210119
She ain't light skinned though
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>>535210008
I wonder what kind of shit they'll dig up/make up on the Restore candidate if he wins.
Go back to when the bloke was 5 and called a classmate a darkie?
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>>535210215
you don't see one a week in britain?
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>>535210263
Why do people let cats get fat?
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>>535210176
can't see what you're saying m8 you're filtered
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>>535210188
In your coffees, in your teas in your cereal, eventually just have it as a drink, you'll put on weight I had a mate who was seriously underweight and this is how we got him to a decent baseline. He's a chicken and rice autist now but it's better than him looking like boy in the striped pyjamas
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>>535210263
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>>535210284
didn't they try this with farage and it didn't stick?
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>>535208932
I don't care about a cold May. If I wanted a Spanish heatwave summer, I'd fucking live there. I dread summers.
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>>535210202
>I think that one became known for noncery
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>>535210321
same reason they let themselves get fat
one thinks
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So many larpstubs
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>>535210239
Masjid Street Preachers.
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>>535210263
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>>535208520
Does either Reform or Restore have a decent share of American political spin masters? Because if they don't, they should. The political solution here is so clear.
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>>535209245
>it better, i REFUSE to put the heating on in fucking mid-may
I only put the heating on for an hour during the coldest days only.
British Gas fuck me enough for using the cooker and standing charges, without actually using the heating too.
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>>535210555
kek
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>>535210354
it's just so crazy how everything got so expensive so quick
I used to get the same delivery from morrisons every two weeks for under 60 quid and it'd be a months worth
I could buy some meat and mess around, make some nice meals, have some nice snacks
since I can't do that it's ground it to a halt and I can't figure out how to even buy the right food and use it right because I run out of money almost immediately

things suck, man
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Kek
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King o' The Norf
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>>535209518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY
>Yes! That's it! It's war!
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>>535210615
'lectoral politics is a fools game
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>>535210433
That was also BlueSky, turns out running a social media company with a skeleton moderation crew catering to fringe personalities, be they right or left, means that you can't keep a lid on all the wrong 'uns
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>>535210321
Cats are whores. They go around lots of different families in a day and get fed by everyone, then go back home for their 12th dinner.
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>>535210008
Honestly restore splitting the vote and losing is the funniest outcome, and most likely.
All those obnoxious restorers would never get the Burnham taint off them.
What a death to a retarded meme party that only exists out of spite
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>>535210820
you dare say that on caturday
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>>535210820
Mine doesn't. She hates other people.
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>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/multiple-people-injured-car-ploughs-37165936
I wonder if it was a terrorist attack, uncertain.
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Kek
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>>535210969
>I wonder if it was a terrorist attack
we'll have to wait until they identify any Jewish victims to determine that one
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I think my cat ate something off my floor earlier and puked on my windowsill while I was out so she's sitting near me making the woe is me face
well see dear this is why we don't have inbetween meal snacks

sorry for the blogpost it is caturday
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Nearly forgot
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>>535210263
TFW no kitteh.
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>>535211026
Trillionaire Elon should do what any other rich cunt would have done in the past and either arm the peasants or hire some mercenaries.
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>>535211026
Do it Elon!!
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>>535211085
Filtered.
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>>535206667
Need real cheese not that fake crap.
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>>535211162
likewise
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the clews show
https://rumble.com/v79y126-jewnite-the-kingdom.html
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>>535211115
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>>535208688
Lucky. That much would cost me about the equivalent of at least six quid here.
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>>535211085
filtered
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>>535211085
good lad
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>>535210599
Rice and beans are your friends in this situation, learn how to stretch a chili (oo er)
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>>535211242
It's so rare that I even see a cat, let alone one that accepts pettings and scritches. It has been months.
No, I cannot afford a cat of my own. I also don't know any cat ladies who would let me pet their pussy.
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>>535211346
one time I mentioned that I was eating basically pasta, veg and whatever else and some italian anon was like huh so poor is the same in every country
that one went hard
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>>535210969
fuck sake
do NOT speculate
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>>535210715
I'm still pissing myself at Ivor Caplin and that gay dwarf
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>>535211335
woteva
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>>535211346
>beans
The superior choice for amino acid and fibre content. By quite a significant margin.
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>>535211342
Lad? I could be your dad, propbably
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>>535210969
Average Italian driver innit
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>>535210321
Fat cunts think just because they need 5000 calories every day their pets do too
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>>535211420
Red kidney beans were 33p a tin in Aldi today, look out for loss leaders like that. Pasta is a good one too since it's pretty hard to fuck it up although I think basic white rice was 55p in Aldi too, really starchy stuff that though it needs rinsing after cooking unless you like rice pudding (yes I did wash it properly kek)
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Bong/nip alliance when?
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>>535210599
Start stealing meat
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>Burnham: I want to rejoin the EU, I want to give four million Boriswavers indefinite leave to remain
>Lowe: I’m going to help this man win because I don’t like Nigel Farage
>Rightoids: Urm based
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>>535210969
>car ploughs into crowd
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>>535211592
look I'm not a particularly jaded person and I know japanese shitposters can be bros but that's obviously an indian shitposter paid by the chinese government

>>535211621
I always fuck up rice
it's ridiculous
how do they do it?
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>>535211413
shame that
do you live in a flat
theres a nice fluffy orange lad who always turns up in my garden pining for food
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>>535211548
the cat
not you
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>>535211346
>>535211420
Poor people in Brazil eat something called "marmita", essentially it is about 800 grams to 1 kilogram of food which consists of rice, beans, pasta, 100 to 200 grams of meat ( any meat, fish/chicken/beef ) and some vegetables.
People that are really starvation-tier poor usually purchase egg cartoons and eat rice+beans+4 fried eggs for lunch and dinner every day.
And yes, 2 meals a day eating rice+beans+eggs here is considered starvation-tier poor.
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>>535211476
And the fact all the Labour lot still follow him so their intern just gets sexy dwarves on their timelines. Plus Ivor kept getting done for noncing, and there was that case (thrown out) over that journalist retweeting Ivor
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>>535210599
You bought a months worth of food every two weeks?
>>535211689
?
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>>535211731
SHE's a girl - skinny French bitch. 12yo too.
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>>535211523
A cheapo three bean chili will last most of the week and as long as you don't put a load of oil or sugary crap in it you'll feel great. I like to put haricot, kidney and butterbeans in mine, the butterbeans are the best bit imo. Aldi do pork mince cheap and if you get the cheaper fattier one you don't need to use oil at all if you render the fat properly.
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>>535211777
right I'm "hoover stew" level
I get that
these all basically come down to that

don't let a coral snake bite ur dick
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>>535206076
>pic
Based. Also, deport shitskins. Cheerio.
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>>535211807
ladette
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>>535211621
>Red kidney beans were 33p a tin in Aldi today, look out for loss leaders like that.
At that price point, it's not undercutting whey protein for price per gram. But also includes the fibre you'd have to buy separately from myprotein.

Century of the bean.
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>>535211835
Example of marmita, food is cheap here because we export the best of the best that we produce, what remains or what foreigners don't accept usually stays here in the country for the internal market.
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sometimes i tap my sternum and create a beat
some of you fatties couldnt do that tbph
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>>535211655
melty
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>>535211876
>it's not undercutting
It is... I meant. Autocorrected.
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>>535211907
Nice breakfast.
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>>535211785
yeah dude believe it or not
so story goes I got banned from tesco delivery for giving them lip one morning when I needed to put more money in my account, started going to morrisons delivery in 2017
back then, I could stretch a £60 shop one whole month and only need to replenish once a month which I did unfailingly
until 2023 when my monthly shop catapulted into the £100s
nah dude

anyway I struggle these days to figure out how to start things again and I can't do maths well so I'm basically fucked
which I know is some rigidity on my part but it still is hard for me to defeat even in acknowledgement
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>>535211689
Wash your rice properly and simmer it with the lid on keeping an eye out for if it boils over, then after about 10 to 12 minutes (unless it's brown rice or other such noncery) leave it with the lid on for five minutes. Your rice should be fine but if it's too starchy put it into a strainer/fine sieve and rinse it with hot water from the kettle.
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>>535211907
Looks better and more nutrious than the processed frozen shite poor people buy from Iceland and Aldi supermarkets here.
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>>535208283
Nationalarpers hail larpatriot (or is it the other way around?)
>>535209361
Is your guy in the ballot right now?
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>>535212018
see I get rice from chinese places and it's all perfectly seperated and delicious
I get salty rice cum
idgi
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>>535211871
I'll accept that
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>>535211984
....does this work?
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>>535211785
lol oh I saw where you got confused
sorry pal
my bad
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>>535211782
Still think about what some old Labour voting dear thinks about a picture of a bollock naked AIDSy twink sticking his own foot in his mouth on a sunlit terrace.
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images from the future are AI generated
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>>535211984
>>535212034
Converting to your currency it costs 1 to 1,5 GBP.
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>>535212161
Something about closing the mines
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>>535211876
They say it's not a complete protein but as long as you're getting the other amino acids in your diet it's fine. Roman gladiators lived off pottage. The most brutal wars in history weren't fought off chicken, rice and brocolli.
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€urovion's started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEIv2qhYAI
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>>535212276
*judeovision
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>>535212157
Give it a go. They should feel like stress balls.
>>535212217
Can't even get a Gregg's sosij roll for that.
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>>535211984
i bet you £1 i can touch your breasts without using my hands
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>>535212157
No. But you can just honk them. Not asking is better than asking like that.
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>>535212304
Oh yes - they'll be trying to Jew the vote somehow
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>>535212276
Didn't know Israel was in Europe
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EVROvision
hail our people
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>>535212086
Follow the steps. Jeets can do it.
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>>535212276
if I watch this without a tv licence will the gestapo find me and beat me and rape me like this is joker 2?
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>>535212365
Neither is Australia - I think they're in it too
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>>535212409
Not if you watch it on Youtube - for the moment anyway
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>>535212157
no, don't draw attention to a foid's tits, we al know what we're here for but it's an unspoken ritual, once you get to shagging you can go
>wow tits, I never noticed those before
but your chances of getting there are greatly reduced if you acknowledge the existence of her fleshy orbs prematurely
t. one time sex haver
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>>535212276
this video isn't even available in my country you fucking frog
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>>535212359
I heard Israel is in the final. Which, given their extreme unpopularity among the kind of transgender homosexual that watches eurovision, seems pretty much impossible. There's no way they would vote for Israel.
So it must be rigged.
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>>535212319
Bit rapey.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-WZ0w3u70

BRI'ISH LINK
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>>535211835
I am not talking down on you, I produce what I eat.
Rich people that sneer at you here in the country live in the city ordering iFood eating fast food slop.
I would much rather cook some beans at home, and then use the stew to make some minestra ( pasta + bean stew + scallion ) later.
Meanwhile rich people are in the city ordering "sashimi" made with Chilean fish farm salmon that are filled with dyes and antibiotics.
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>>535212484
Opera free VPN it then, dick
(I'm not French)
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>>535212528
>I am not talking down on you
I know man, I'm just being good humoured about bad circumstances
you're good brazil
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>>535212523
oh wait this is just the hits
pardon me
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Just got back from the rally. It was epic. A bunch of us stopped off at the pub at the end and Tommeh showed up. After a few pints we were heiling Farage at the top of our lungs.

Change is coming lads.
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>SkyNews on the London marches
>"one was a far-right rally hosted by the anti-islam activist, stephen yaxley-lennon"
>"the other was a pro-palestine event to mark nakba day"
One's a rally, the other's an event? Curious.
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Eurovision is on where's cauldron
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>>535212542
fucksake
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>>535212667
>plot twist: Hitler loved jews
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>>535206076
>called ‘drowned god’
>not ‘drowned Aryan’ or ‘drowned Brahmin’
This game was made by a coward. He probably voted for Muslims
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this is supposed to be a time where we can all rally around our country and our admittably pitiful contribution to european pop and they won't even let us watch it
fuck this country
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this yeah when we get nil-pwah, we're gonna deserve it
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>>535212652
Shite, have we missed Craig Charles' coked up Funk and Soul show on Radio 6?
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>>535206076
>, tommy robinson unite the kingdom rally happened. heard it was a big one.

it's pretty much a clean 50% drop. Going from a peak of 120,000–150,000 down to around 60,000 is a massive hit to the numbers, from last September
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>>535212871
who gives a shit, fuck off
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>>535211026
How can you faggots laugh at this shit? Are you always drunk?
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>>535212948
I was just trying to find a stream and apparently that isn't as easily done

>>535212990
I've been here since before you were born and I'll be here after you die, young lad
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>>535212919
It doesn't matter, however well it goes it won't change what people know Austria for
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>>535213036
It's on, just make a 10 minute mail and make fake info, just done the same myself
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live/bbc_6music
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>>535213007
There's a reason why you don't understand our humour.
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>>535212667
Toss out any Romans?
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>>535213133
>>535213151
I'm just bitching to be honest
it's dumb how many hoops you gotta jump through to watch eurovision these days
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>>535212495
also costs me £1
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>>535212528
>Rich people that sneer at you here in the country live in the city ordering iFood eating fast food slop.
Its exactly the same here mate.
t.drystone waller and sheep herder
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As if people pay licence and you anyone can watch whatever with 10 minute mail and someone elses postcode. *with a funk and soul soundtrack* kino t bh
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>>535213264
It's all fags or fag-hags
Denmark's fag is getting fisted at the mo
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>>535213416
last eurovision I remember meaningfully watching was the one where israel somehow won with as fat woman talking about goytoys
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graham norton is hosting a roblox eurovision party and you're black pilling?
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Support Russia, China and America, undermine Europe.
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>>535213416
I like Graham Norton
used to like Terry Wogan

still when the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, dunnit
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>>535213499
I remember Lordi they were kino to see as a kid.
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>>535213499
I didn't watch it for years and then a bearded tranny won - put me off for years.
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>>535213502
come and join my space lad
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>>535213549
that was a good one
they cleaned up just by being as not-pop as possible
not a bad song, much imitated since then
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>>535213502
>graham norton is hosting a roblox eurovision party
Bet you're right on there ffs
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>>535212696
I don't really give too shits about the event. It was just a boomer rock festival filled with niggers. But i can't help loling over how much they sperge over the numbers.
>there's a few thousand, maybe even ten thousand
>shows helicopter footage of a sea of heads as broad as London itself

Its actually really unhelpful because the libs a fed a fantasy that their ideology is the popular one and when things happen like reform win council elections or we vote brexit they have a sperge which doesn't ever stop.
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dale winton nationalism
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>>535213537
>I like Graham Norton
Me too - France TV has a Belgian, royalist fag - just not funny
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Craig Charles' chozzed up music taste is immaculate as always what a dude.
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>>535212276
don't rate our entry
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>>535213636
Inflatable banana Fascism
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>>535213699
I fuckin laughed at this.
R Timmy
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>Watching Eurovision and not the Nurburgring 24hrs
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>>535213689
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>>535213699
>Red Bus (Because They're Not Too Bright In This Country)
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>>535212752
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>>535213750
that shit gave me a rollover like it was an mkulta activation phrase you cheeky bitch
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>>535213699
Does Tim do a bit of singing? I know he has guitars. Does anyone have any clips
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>>535213791
The face of a man you can trust to give the nation funky tunes until his heart pops.
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>>535213766
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>>535213544
Ha ha. Good one.
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>>535213835
The 90s Supermarket Sweep episodes are all on Youtube I watched loads on a massive hangover kek
>>535213876
99% became lost media after he got sectioned for having a drippy cock.
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>>535213636
>eww. Matron!
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>>535214019
it's a lot of things
yeah the inflatable bananas on supermarket sweep
the inflatable banana boats on the beach and all the hot people in swim suits
used to watch them

just like it sort of went right to this place and I don't like it, fuck you
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Joe Biden is about to be announced dead then within 4 days XRP moons. Celtic will lose the title they just won, staged. Martin O'Neil is 111m11d younger than Biden and that means death is coming for Biden.

t. Qteam Schizo Evening Volunteer Shift.
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>>535213699
given a different timeline this could be so true
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>>535213911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cJyya1r-A
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>Keir Starmer has told friends he intends to stand down as Prime Minister and set out an orderly timetable for his departure
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Damn Israel might win it - singing in French and English
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>>535214334
>>535214334
>>535214334
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>>535214351
Good man
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New New New
>>535214373
>>535214373
>>535214373
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>>535214283
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>>535214441
lol
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>>535214257
>XRP moons
any day now.............
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Aww sweet a /vpol/ thread
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I hear cheering what happened?
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>>535208205



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