PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
.TYB, and good evening gentlemen.
This nigga high as fuck
>First Shift updatesRizzo and Sticks join Dan in the studio>Deja Vu last night, the house and the black drug dealerPeople online made fun of Dan's pronounciation of the nameReplayed the guy, his name is "Super T Stupid McNupid" or something>End of show, white jailhouse lawyer lady with a shitload of drugs and pipesCharged with possession of cocaine, powder sent for testing, pills destroyed>Colton, CA fight in progress, bunch of juveniles ranNobody saw nuffin', so no charges filedOne guy's mother was upset when the cops called her>Interview with Fullerton, CA Chief Jon RadusJack of all trades kind of cop, did all kinds of beats, got Chief position when it opened upHe's proud of "culture" and proactive policing
FACT: Pre show anons get more pussy than main show only watchers.Try to prove me wrong, protip you can't.
I remember this guyMany Subreddits went unmoderated that night
Haven't been able to watch in a while, what's up bros how is everyone?how have the shows been?
>>535228525Thank you for your service.
>>535228634>men with an hour to waste on a Saturday to watch videos they're already seen get pussy
>>535229390terrible. months ago there was a good weekend and recently there was a decent ep, but otherwise the same weak shit every week. the falling numbers ITT and ratings are proof.
>>535229390>how have the shows been?Hit or missWe've had some exciting parts, but some absolute snooze-fests too
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>535230156haha w-why did the camera man focus on her
>>535229671Alot of the segments on the pre show are unseen. You never really know what you're going to get, sometimes it's rerun clips too but if you're already wasting three hours of a Saturday night for live why not watch the pre show?
>>535230194>w-why did the camera man focus on herI mean, wouldn't you?
>>535228193Thanks baker, let's have a good one tonight!let's hope last night's start wasn't a fluke
>>535230435Damn I can definitely fix her if you know what I mean
kek
>>535230156I remember her, just truckin' on through. She was gone too fast.
>>535230479YESSSS, again no driving (to start with)
is anyone else going to help him kick the door in
Guys, is that his wife in there?He hasn't said one way or the other
morning gents>wondering who this lady is to this manfucking niggers
>>535228193Officer Greta Thunberg in Toledo
Shoot her!
>>535230622just shoot the lock>works in the movies
>>535230194Camera guys on OPL are maybe the most based working today.
>>535230674It works IRL too
>wha duh fuck jew doin' heruh?
Any word on what this nigger's relationship might possibly be to the female inside the home? I don't think it's been said yet.....
>>535230674Except in Heat where he shoots the hinges
DAN HAS AIDS
i totally understand why someone would want to stab this retard already
The ass on her. Sexy walk, too
But in the commercials...
>>535230769but he doesn't want anyone hurr hurr
Wishing you niggers a fun Saturday night! Wish I wasn’t wagecucking
>>535230674There are breech rounds for shotguns. But,no, these cops would rather stand there with rifles that are 10x the cost of a basic pump action shotgun and brake their ankles trying to kick the door.
>We got into an argument>And she took a slash at you?>*shrug* It happens, manNoNo it fucking doesn'tNot in a civilized societyAlso, I bet he was cheating on her
>>535230850Breach, sorry. Ugh
>>535230853>you know how it is ...
Another innocent Black baby born in prison and doomed from the start and the cycle continues and if you try to fix it or even mention it you're a racist
Why is the fire department treating his wound?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Dan?first two perps are blackREALLY?
>>535230929Fire department is usually all EMT/EMS
>paralytic drunk>daylight hours>in publicjust nigger things
>>535230929>Why is the fire department treating his wound?I think it's just a matter of them being first ones with medical training and/or equipment on the scene
Left or right?
Holy shit officer Gary Coleman on scene
i keep forgetting we got LA now>they voted for it
>>535231099Tough one, but my gut says left.
fake and gay
>cowboy finds IED at front door >alerted by a no number SMSinteresting
She looks familiar......From the Live PD days, I think
>>535231122Louisana seems like an utter dump. A swampy, perpetually humid, violent, blighted dump.
>>535231099>>535231134Left was the one talking and was obnoxiously loud
>>535231099Checked, and I'd go left.
>>535231099fucking hell, I guess left
>>535231204great tv tho
>>535231204oh i thought it was los angeles cause it was still lightis it still light in lots of places now cause of summer? i have no idea, i barely got my first coffee in
I've said it before but it's dispiriting to see these cops - supposedly among the traditionally masculine occupations - saying "like" and doing uptalk like they're women. And being unsure and wishy washy instead of taking decisive action.
>>535231181I mean, that looks like a blasting cap I've seen in moviesBut don't they generally have to be hooked up to something like a battery or something?
>assuming there isn't another firing devicerisky
>>535231286that's a blasting capyeah they need some power and switchsome retard doesn't like this cowboy
>>535231258Yeah, almost all of the US still has some amount of daylight right nowHere on the East Coast the sky is pretty dark, but you can still see some lighter colors to the West
>sausage and electrical tapecameraperson can't focus the cam
Looks like a sausage taped to a flashlight
>random lady starts chimping out
>>535231362this map really has alerted everyone here that i just slept in half the day
>yo mamaCLASSIC COMEBACK!
>>535228193Missouri bringing the bants.
this "device" is giving me inside job vibes
>>535228193>lil paige rippeedoes she rip out monstrous farts?
>>535231365they wrap explosives like that toopersonally i would put them in the pipe
Yeah lets worry about his welfare not everyone he encounters every day. Just let him stay on the street to lower the quality of life.
>>535231365>>535231367Cowboy recognized "the yellow tube" as potassium nitrate.
holy shit this cowboy has like 6 garages minimum
>>535231404When I was in college, someone called the bomb squad because someone mistook a ballast in a fluorescent fixture for an explosive device.
>>535231447Yeah the cowboy isn't afraid of that thing at allSeems like he's got some training, or has dealt with this kind of thing before
>>535231475Gotta store the fleet of f150.somewhere.
>>535231447Can't most fertilizers be used as explosives?
>>535231492>in college>retard cunttracks
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>535231492Never forget
>>535231536nah not most but some
>>535231536dust itself is explosive in the right environment
>>535231596flour too if i remember
Why doesn’t OP ever put a link to a stream in the OP? I found it but it’s on a bootleg stream compiler that is too good to share.
>>535231542I do regret going to college and, yes, I am an idiot but it was a member of the custodial staff that made the mistake as I recall.
>>535231623>I do regret going to college and, yes, I am an idiotme too mate don't worry
>>535231596Yes, I know of silo and grain elevator explosions but those required a lot of dust suspended in a large volume of air.
Can someone post what they're seeing?I am a little retarded and can never pick the right stream on Peacock
Think he ever got a chance to cup miss Dolly?
>>535231685
>something going up my ass
>6.19 a gallonI'd be screaming on the street about having something up my ass too
wow 7 a gallon of diesel
>>535231708schizo pajeet?
>something going up my assYeah, it's those Trump gas prices.
>>535231492a jr college near me got a full swat response when a student popped some bubble wrap in the dorm hallway
>>535230652her side ass is huge
>>535231708today I paid $3.17/gal in Virginia
>>535231596>>535231613A granary silo near me blew up a couple years ago when they were unloading into a truckI think almost any dust that is fine enough and dry can be explosive under the right circumstances
>>535231738And she has a sexy walk. Wish we were following her
>>535231731>schizo pajeet?very dark spic perhaps
I worked for Dolly Parton … UP HER ASS
>>535231772>Dolly Parton>goes for the asshuge mistake
>>535231397It's Sunday, you're allowed to sleep in
>>535231759$4.55 here in southern ct.
>>535231765best cop ass in a whilei will have to watch the repeat
>>535231847Yeah, she's going on the butthole wishlist.
>using a hyundai as cover>against rifle guy
Don't cops learn how to kick doors in the academy?
Second time tonight the cops failed to kick in a door
>>535231919>academyi think as long as you're brown or a woman they just skip that these days
>>535228193where the stream at breh
>>535231971>where the stream at brehthetvapp dot toReelz Channel
>>535231971found it https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
>>535231765>>535231847
What the fuck happened to this country? Why is everyone so fat and mumbly?
>>535232095He's not fat, he's big boned!
can we go for 3/3 failed door kicks
>>535232095life's too goodsimple as
>>535232048jesusthat some extreme pelvic tilt
why is there a lone air conditioning unit in the parking lot?
>>535232048Blondie has herself a SWEET ASS
Officer Dakota fanning
>>535232048
>>535232147it's toledo
>>535231735>orange man bad
>>535232268He hasn't been good for our wallets.
>>535232321been great for investor insiders tho(his buddies and himself)
>>535232241>it's toledoThey do have some interesting characters up there
>runs in clayton countyoh they're fucked
>>535232321Was Biden?
>>535232487No.
Put this piece of shit away for 20 years just for letting the stolen vehicle roll
Foot bail, taser deployed
they should be hiring college sprinters for camera operators
Ghost riding still a thing?
>>535232470Trackstar skinny nigga running from the other end of the county kek
>i'm sorry>SHUT UP>YOU CAN'T EVEN RUN FAST
>>535232415I loved that during period of high gas prices during the Biden admin, Trump and his supporters attacked the incumbent admin while his supporters defended it. Now the situation is mirrored.No one these people give a shit about you. Ever.
>>535232540buck broken
>>535232546I think it's the female op.
Shoot him!
>You can't even run fast, you're slow as fuckkek
>>535232595Had a good chuckle
>don't cry now
i would have expected that build to be a fast runner
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>>535232573Trump just removed the gas tax to try to help and the hike is due to a justified military action whereas inflation under Biden was ignored by the media and caused by bad policy. That said, Trump better do something more about it before long.
>>535232667>justified military actionExcuse me?
>>535232573yeah...every single issuethis is why i hate them allnormies are a plague
>my ear hurts>starts cryingreal hard cunt
>>535232667>justified military actionshut the fuck up
>>535231685Don't click the opl folder. Look under live channels. It's was on the left side from what I remember
>>535232578>buck brokenAnd now he's bawling like a little bitch in the back of the cop carYou love to see it
>sir this is a wendys
>>535232667>justified military actionArguably justified given the regime's actions but I'm going to argue no.
>>535232573Biden did it because he was a bumbling retard, Trump did it because he underestimated Iran. Neither is okay but Biden is a nigger loving faggot and a senile retard that surrounded himself with other nigger loving faggot retards. At least Trumps cabinet is trying to be like bro wtf are you doing.
dan needs some white people ASAP
>>535232786>At least Trumps cabinet is trying to be like bro wtf are you doing.Topkek
>>535232786They're both bumbling imbeciles. You can admit it. It's practically a requirement to be a stupid, backstabbing, glad handing, lying piece of power hungry hypocrit to succeed in American politics.
i mute the advertisements, so i still have no clue what ho.com is. i dont think its going to be selling what i think.
>>535232786>Biden did it because he was a bumbling retard, Trump did it because he underestimated Iranonly a bumbling retard would look at our pathetic trip to afghanistan and decide we have the capability to do better in iran
>>535232975Garden equipment.
>>535232975>so i still have no clue what ho.comdo not order one to your front dooryou will be upset
toombs is late to the partystill shitting on him
>>535232928Honestly its the truth. Even if Rand Paul got elected president I bet he'd end up sucking jewish dick and I hate to admit that, but its just where we're at.
His and Hers drinks
fat slow woman camera operator confirmed
>WowDan can't condemn any of this dangerous behavior. It's not in his nature. He'll giggle about it though.
great situational awareness by the guy ordering his baconator
Told you it was the female op
>>535232741No, sweaty
lmao the camera lady
>>535232786>Neither is okay but Biden is a nigger loving faggot and a senile retard that surrounded himself with other nigger loving faggot retards. At least Trumps cabinet is trying to be like bro wtf are you doing.Trump is a senile retard who only cares about his rich buddies and jewish handlershe surrounds himself with yes-men and womenhas to be the biggest petulant petty child on the world stage we've ever seenBiden was a corpse and completely controlled, while Trump does shit willingly while controlled by Israel
>sucks to suck
>>535232785You didn't argue it, you just said it>>535232786Wrong, he didnt' underestimate Iran. Their military is destroyed except for limited missiles and drones. He's holding back for other reasons - can't leave Iran with no power grid, can't put US boots on the ground and risk their lives and take the popularity hit for himself and the party, etc.
toombs is my favorite
>sprite cherry limedamn we still only got like 5 soda flavours here
>>535233153Cope and seethe
Big and braless. Would.
>>535233039>Even if Rand Paul got elected presidentthis country had the chance to elect Ron Paul, yet chose Obama...the same millenial right-wing grifters today all voted for Obamathe goyim are all retard cattle
>>535233105>>535233221good goyim cocksuckers
Would. Pls show boobs and beaver
Would?
>>535233153>drumpfno one cares that you're mad
>>535233240>Would.Agreed
i can fix her
big tiddy ok looking meth spicoh they know our type
>>535233245Nigger the MSM tarnished Ron Paul before he even had a chance. Literally no conservative boomers even know who he is.
>>535233273No, it's that he's the only one with the political will and power doing anything to stop the bad people. Far from perfect, yes.You'd prefer more open borders and living terrorists
>>535233275Wood
>>535233288Before you do that, let me suck her titties
she's into trains
Just tuning in what did I miss?
>>535233288Damn she's got it in front and back
>>535233368>she's into trainsthey REALLY know their autistic audience
>>535233368
georgia seems like a fun place
dis nigga owns a childcare bidness
>>535233373Big cali tiddys and fat Toledo ass.
>>535233415>just a normal Saturday night
>>535233424We're these women bitching that they couldn't get to the drive through?
>>535233468They rolled up and jumped out of their car and started yapping
Toombs is saying it like it is
>HE'S A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUTHINeverytime kek r
>>535233368This screenshot is begging to be edited
>>535233373>Just tuning in what did I miss?Toledo cop with a nice sway >>535232048Guy with a stolen car running and got caughtBig titty mamasita who was accused of exposing herself to a kid on the train tracks >>535233368Overall a solid first hour
>>535233528>This screenshot is begging to be editedpaging draw anon
>>535233468think they knew the perp
>I got grossed out by boobs
>>535233545>lies down on train tracks>exposes herself>refers to god>tells a 12 year old spic to take me now
>her chest was showing>so i got grossed outFAGGOT
He's grossed out by seeing big naturals?
>>535233604Yo gen alpha is cooked frdr
California unit is so fucking boring
>niggas show up arguing for no reason
>>535233584>>535233604Gen Alpha ain't made for tittyfucking
>>535233584>>535233604>women can do whatever they wantNever simp.
Did I hear David Guetta's 'Titanium' featuring Sia?
>>535233346yeah, because they're brainless cattle...the same retards that worship the fatass in office>>535233351hahahahahahahaha
>>535233637At least squeeze her boobies while saying honk honk then go on with your day
>>535233727Not an argument because you have none. Just childish name calling.
>>535233762can't argue with delusional retard that think someone beholden to Israel and the Epstein class is "getting rid of the bad guys"
>>535233727I think you're in the wrong thread groypoid, you can virtue signal somewhere else
>>535233797wtf i love leftists now
PUSSY PASS DENIED
>see your first boob>get arrest the womankids are fucked lmfao
>I'm hearing from the producers we have some video of the indecent exposure and we're going to air it now uncensored with a warning this is explicit content...
Free the Colton2!
Those lucky sons of bitches got to see her titties and called the cops on her.
What a strange result to that callAnd now I'm wondering whether the cops would have just let her go with a warning if it wasn't on TV
bullshit arrest, indecent exposure requires specific intent
>>535233797He is demonstrably. If you had any actual facts at your command you'd know it. The reason you claim others worship when we expressly stated he has flaws is that worship is what you do. I don't. I back the only one doing anything at all good because the other choices are worse. You don't have the ability to debate on facts so I'm done replying.
>>535233918it's california too, you could arrest every homeless person for that
>>535233666>Siawhatta voiceshame about the rest
>>535233850>>535233898>women should be allowed to assault kids>>535233901Yeah they would've. Women are rarely punished for this shit.
>>535233918It was a lude behavior charge
>>535233813>>535233834>you must be on the side of the Epstein class or you're a scary leftist!!goyim mind at work
>>535233986>lubed behavior charge
Literally pull in front of her and it's over. I back the blue but you see incompetence.
>>535233957Yes. Sadly she was born with Australianism.
>>535233938>I'm done replying.that's right, bitch
>>535233971>Show off fat, glorious titties>Assault You were the kid that reminded the teacher she forgot hand out homework, weren't you?
>>535234001You didn't give a shit about the Epstein list and other pedos when kid sniffer was in charge
Now that's a Democrat voter
>>535234001>groypoid
>>535234011>I back the bluefatfuck
>>535233986qualudes?
>>535234046>but wut about Biden!!!!except i did, goy
>>535234054>Now that's a Democrat voterShe answered "It's Earth Day" when asked about the arrestAnd she assaulted people with a broom outside a ramen restaurantSo yeah, she's a Democrat
>>535228193IF LOVE IS GOODLET'S GET TO RAMMIN'
motherfucking fat retard starts whipper snipping now
>>535234045>women should be able to assault kdisSimps like you are why women are so fucked up in 2026. Women are not above the law.
what kinda exhaust they got on that fucking cruiser?
I'm still confused about the buxom California schizo. Didn't the kids say that her dress fell down as she was running and that she DIDN'T deliberately expose herself? Or did I mishear or misunderstand?
>>535234011Checked, they could have easily done that. I don't get it.
>>535234045>>535233898>>535233850it wasn't her boobs, they said she pulled up her dress
>>535234106>celebrate Earth day by driving around in a luxury suc
>>535234151Bush?
>>535234086>Oy vey goyim could be here Get in the oven moshe
>literal explosion tonightkino
>>535234151no... NOOOOOO!!!!
>>535234137Anon, put your phone down. They said she was chasing them and tried to grab one of the kids.
>>535234137she got arrested because they said she was grabbing at them and trying to kiss them after they saw her dress come upthat's why it was a lewd conduct charge
>>535234151i heard the little spiclet say "her chest was showing so i got grossed out"
>>535234171Yes.
>>535234184I did hear that. I hear the argument about blasphemy and that she chased them, I didn't understand the specific details of that chase. Did she pull her tita out deliberately or did they fall out as she was running after them?
he's on that good shit
>>535234202Okay. Got it. Thank you.
>>535234172fatfuck boomer says whatjews are your favorite group
Halfway through and I must say this has been a decent episode. Action and tits = good. Dan talking less and that's a bonus.
>>535234378dan should lose his voice every week
>>535234378he couldn't even stop rizzo from making the noodle comment
>>535234378I agree.
Trump's economy is so great, black people can afford disposable guns they just toss over a fence when they've used them once
>>535234378how about no whites arrested?
>>535234429why does he only lose his voice the weekend of jewish holidays
>>535234461Ha, he probably was at the new york times protest
>>535234378yea I'm enjoying it
>>535234461drinking baby goy blood doesn't seem to agree with him
>>535234429>tfw you see a drug company looking for a program in which to run commercials
>>535234502kek>hey stop reporting on our raping
>>535234454They rarely are on OPL even when Dan shows them because the most they do is get drunk or high. Rare cases of DV.
>>535234453I remember a person or persons were magnet fishing in some river near a metro area and, shockingly, pulling out a lot of firearms that would be turned over to law enforcement for ballistics testing to link to crimes. Of course, many commenters lamented that ‘white people just can’t mind their own business’
>>535234453Great midterms ad idea. Lock up that Black vote.
This woman on the phone has a very sultry voice
>>535234635Seriously? JFC they have no self-awareness or accountability.
dodge ram is the preferred vehicle of drunk drivers, crazy that he would say he couldn't drive and needed help
>>535234367>get called out for being a jew that hates his life>spew "no u" Typical
>this high speed chase has been downgraded to ‘driving’ due to a jurisdictional change
>hey look at my stomach
Did anyone get a webm of the Clayton county female op running?
>live PDsuck a dick dan
>talk shit>get hit>shoutout Live PDfair enough
>Is this Live PD?Dan must be fuming
>>535234815Yes but I’m keeping it in my private reserve. It will indexed next to Addy showing butthole.
>livepd mentioned Dan is sad
>>535234860Don't be greedy, anon.
Get her some Ozempic and I would
>>535234741>assmad boomertard cuckservative
Wood hate fuck Alexa as a slampig
I feel like I can smell this cop through the screen. She looks like she wears a ton of perfume.
theres been more episodes of OPL than live pd but everyone still says live pd
new bread >>535234933>>535234933
>>535234864>>535234859>>535234827A&E is still playing Live PD rerun clips, even has a show now of just K9 content hosted by some faggot named Jim Belushi
>tfw you see someone from arizona
>>535234928Ozempic ruined slampigs
>>535234945>Dan’s metaphorical pantsing continues
>>535234945It’s because livepd lives on through our hearts and minds anon
>>535234954live pd is also syndicated and airing on many OTA stations
>>535228193>What channel>Doesn't say absolute faggot this could have been my Saturday night
