i read on here that the bloodline of the british royals is linked to vlad the impaler aka the guy who the dracula vampire tales are made fromnow today i read an article about the dietary habits from prince andrewand low and behold they have a rule not only the prince follows but the entire royal family says that garlic is forbiddenlike bros? wtf? this shit is getting more memed by the day sauce: https://www.realitytea.com/2026/05/15/ex-prince-andrew-peculiar-dietary-requests-new-book/
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>>535263518they're playing with him because I'm pretty sure they could peel off his scalp if they want it
>>535263470Sounds like bullshit Vlad was mega based
>>535263470its lo and behold also garlic causes bad breath which is why they forbid it with state dinners this is just a clickbait thread designed to suck in the flat earthers and chemtrail gang /pol/ is known so well for incubating
>>535263470Dracula was the son of Dracul. Dracul means the Dragon (serpent/devil) Dracul was a member of the ancient Order of the Dragon who practiced the Scholomance rituals to achieve immortality Elizabeth Bathory also employed their symbology and she bathed in blood while Dracula (vlad the impaler) famously drank blood and performed other grotesque sacrificial rituals. Only high nobility were members of the order of the dragon. King Charles has said several times he is the descendant of Vald / Dracula Vampires are real but are probably greatly exaggerated. King Charles has a few houses in Transylvania https://www.miskatonicbooks.com/product/scholomance-the-order-of-the-dragon-by-n-d-blackwood-hardcover-edition/
>>535266792>King Charles has a few houses in Transylvaniathat's cool but Vlad Tepes wasn't in Transylvania, that whole province was part of the kingdom of Hungary
>>535266859I think it was actually Walachia, wasn’t it? Has Transylvania ever been related to vampires?
>>535266859It turns out, Charles has property in Walachia too. I didn’t know that until I looked it up just now
>>535267006no, but I think it was full of protestant saxons, probably Bran Stoker chose Transylvania because it sounded scary
>>535263470https://youtube.com/shorts/q1mP_PwMazI
>>535263470Vlad The Impaler was just a guy who did what Europe should have done. He handled how you should handle an empire attempting to convert your population to sandniggers: putting their heads on a pike. Based and white coded, only reason he is made a villain in the story is because white and anti-brown
Picrel
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>>535267252>Vlad The Impaler was just a guy who did what Europe should have done. He handled how you should handle an empire attempting to convert your population to sandniggers: putting their heads on a pike. Based and white coded, only reason he is made a villain in the story is because white and anti-brownAll this.Vlad was basically Hitler and therefore in a jewish clown world where the jews won WWII he is the bad guy
>>535267535The historical context for Vlad is so much longer and in depth than the majority know. He was literally just a dude defending the existence of his people against one of the most powerful empires of all time and did a stellar job at it for his entire reign of power save for a few hiccups of imprisonment. Highly recommend anyone sit down with some hours long documentaries on him
>>535265965Are you going to chimpout?
>>535267179No what? It absolutely was Walachia
>>535263470Need to find me a wife who's cool with me doing this to gf's.
>>535267872I think he meant no for the any Vampires from Transylvania part
>>535267252Europe generally doesn't like regional warlords, they disrupt commerce and are extremely isolated and protectionists
>>535263470They're not even British, but are definitely cannibal vampires or the like.
>>535267872what anon said >>535267983 I think Vlad Tepes had a claim over a fortress in the frontier with Transylvania, but he was a prince of Walachia and Transylvania wasn't part of that princedom
>>535263470That is some crazy levels of interspecies cucking/mogging
>>535268228Fun fact “principalities” are a rank of angels. In fact, Machiavelli’s book was originally title On the Principalities and was dedicated to the Medici princes who saw themselves as divine figures (the magnificent/the elder etc) and who ruled without any regard for the lesser people beneath them.
>>535267798Yeah Hitler too was attacked by the entire jewish world for trying to keep a future for his people and the White world as a whole.Lot of parallels between these two.
>>535268449And similarly Hitler has been painted as the bad guy in post-WWII jewish narrative painting.Vlad the impaler is also presented as some evil villain when all he did was fight against the shitskinned ottoman invaders.Similarly even the spanish and portuguese are made to apologize for Reconquista which is fucking insanity. Apologize for fighting the people that stole your lands and raped your people, literally.Like in jewish narration, the hero fighting to save his people, is the villain.The shitskinned parasite vermin and invader, they are the hero and victim at the same time.Its fucking insane.
>>535266792>Dracula (vlad the impaler) famously drank blood and performed other grotesque sacrificial rituals.>I learned this at Walmart !Wow nice, I know for a fact George Washington was taking it up the ass
Vlad Țepeș was a necessary evil. You want to change something and save your countries? Then you have to become even bigger monsters then the Invaders threatening you. Forget Honor and Courage, you only fight the battles you know you can win .Also the Hungarian Rat nation was the one that betrayed him , murdered him and sent his head to Istanbul
How much we will last until we murder those motherfuckers?
>>535268390cool, I use the term prince and principality because it's actually difficult to translate to a western equivalent, eastern titles like Voivode and Kniaz, but I think Machiavelli's book could actually apply to Vlad Tepes' difficulty position as ruler of Walachia, on how to maintain your ruleship when you're not backed by a royal line
>>535268676I didn’t write history. Whether he did any such thing or not it’s true he was rumored to
>>535263470Vlad the impaled was a nationalist patriot hero of his community and the Romanian people. Historians try to smear him as a (((vampire))) when actually historically the vampire was a mythos to make the jew and his misdeeds known to the public.>foreigner (no country of his own)>hates the cross (doesnt claim Jesus as the messiah)>comes out only at night to drink blood of women and children (blood libel)
>>535263470>dracula>has a star of david around his neck>has hebrew symbols around his house>comes from eastern europedracula is based on shylock, the jewish antagonist from merchant of venice. not vlad the impaler
monkeys are so gross man
>>535269166>foreigner (no country of his own)>hates the cross (doesnt claim Jesus as the messiah)>comes out only at night to drink blood of women and children (blood libel)Everything here is relatable directly to the Jews.
>>535263470George W. Bush is linked as well.
/pol/ can't into genealogy.Pic related should give you an idea of how nonsensical it is to suggest one single family has a unique trait based on their bLoOdLiNe. European aristocracy are all related simply because back then they were a relatively small demographic compared to those born outside of the nobility - and as we all know, /pol/ is very pro-stick to your own kind, right?
>>535269098>he was rumored toThose rumours were spread by his enemy and himself as a primitive form of Psychological Warfare. He was ruthless but not the monster people portrayed him as. Of course the flaying and implying occured but those were Turks, that should still happen today and should be encouraged
>>535269775Yeah but then again, if Vlad would be brought back alive he would most probably start making statements about his intentions from all Western leaders, their family, friends and neighbours lol
>>535269824That’s your take on history. Thanks for sharing I’m not saying he did or didn’t. I’m saying historically claims have been made
>>535269775It’s not /pol/ making the claimPicrel
>Vlad is evilSaxon lies
>>535269906Anon, I'm Romanian and his history of being blood thirsty can be traced back to the Hungarian rats and their Austrian kiked masters. He only allowed it because fear rules mortal way better then respect and that's a fact.
>>535269938>SaxonHungarian*
>>535266792???? Dracul means the Dragon (serpent/devil)no you stupid fuck, Vlad the Impaler's father was apart of an order with 12 old farts called "The dragon order". His son Vlad the impaler was a bit of a dick so we made shit up about him.>Order of the Dragon who practiced the Scholomance rituals to achieve immortalitywhat are you even on about you dumbfuck>Only high nobility were members of the order of the dragon.yea, like 12 old faggots>King Charles has said several times he is the descendant of Vald / Draculatrue, we fucked the english queen
>>535270072>weWho's we ???
>>535267006Transylvania is homoland.All of our notable military leaders are from the south, Wallachia. Vlad Tepes was not, or rulled in Transylvania
>>535267252The most amusing about Vlad is that he wasnt even that extreme when you consider who he had to fight aka the Ottomans, whom to give an exemple had an entire caste of castrated slaves warrior made specifically from european stock (jannisairies) for the reason that it would be harder for euro to kill their own kin rather than turks. Having those kind of folk as neighbors, aint surprising he'd impale their envoys and provocateurs.
>>535270137nothing, mistype... nothing to see here.i love garlic
>>535269937The claim is true, but it's how we interpret this that matters - King Charles along with many, many of us will share the same link simply because people fail to understand how connected everyone is. It's like how people often like to claim >X is a descendant of Charlemagne And it's like, no shit, virtually every European is.
>>535270156The problem is he didn't finish his job of impaling anyone between Constantinople and china
>>535269990It’s also a fact he was member of the order of the dragon who practiced the Scholomance ritual.This ritual is a dark inversion of the Abramelin magic that is intended to cut the connection to the divine and achieve an eternal earthly bond. https://www.miskatonicbooks.com/product/scholomance-the-order-of-the-dragon-by-n-d-blackwood-hardcover-edition/I have this book. Whether or not it works, I couldn’t tell you but I can assure you the writer is dead serious about it.
>>535270343we fucked your queen bitch
>>535265641Nope that would be a chimpanzee or a baboon. Those are monkeys- much too small.
>>535270383it's all made up you fat fuck, they made that shit up for you "witch" mysticism faggots
>>535270383Bro, the other Romanian in this thread is right. His father was part of a group of people who called themselves the order of the dragon. There is no mention prior to his father about that order so he most likely created it with his friends just to sport the title.I believe your theory might be true about blood sacrifices but his dad and he weren't part of that order but an entirely other one
>>535267872Bram Stoker set the vampire Dracula's castle in Transylvania.
>>535270072Are you always a jerk? Picrel
>>535270685it's nice to have a hobby
>>535263470>i read on here that the bloodline of the british royals is linked to vlad the impaler aka the guy who the dracula vampire tales are made from You ...know that the actual royal family is german and changed its name because of ww2 and hitler? Damn there are even pics (photographies) of Elisabeth the 2. doing the "hitler salute".Stop pretending to be german and go back, Mohammed
>>535263470he also doesn't sweat, which is a trait of hybrid reptilians (vampires).
>>535269824Yeah exactly the drinking of blood and satanic acts are propaganda by the muslims, they are jews genetic brothers after all so it makes perfect sense they try to make holocaust like fake propagandaIn fact holobunga is almost exactly like another jewish propaganda attempt against germans during WW1 about "german corpse factories" where they made enemy soldiers into soap>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factorybut that was found out to be hoax, same ALMOST happened to the holobunga too, as every single claim investigated by the allied investigators was found to be false. but at the ussr border to poland, the soviet kikes didnt allow the investigators in. and hence the entire holohoax narrative lies on those 6 camps that fell on the soviet sidehad the investigators been allowed in there would be no holocoast museums anywhere today
>>535266792tldr;popular mythology and fairy tales are 90% of the time nothing more than bedtime stories of ruling dynasties, loosely based on their own ancestors.
>>535271436I agreeNo one here actually knows the truth about this. I’m just sharing some fascinating things I have seen but I don’t claim to know the truth of the matter. Every thing I put forth is submitted as consideration for entertainment. I think it’s fascinating but I’m not selling a viewpoint
>>535270137Not me, I'm not into zoophilia
>>535263470They're actually all descended from Mohammed
>>535263470Despite the name, vampires are not (actually) based on Vlad "Dracul" Tepes in reality (it was just alluded to because he was "le historical scary guy"), and he never drank blood or any of that shit
>>535270479No, there's a video of one of these things ripping a huge piece of scalp of some indian guy's head in no time, that's how quick they can do it.
>>535271779>I’m not selling a viewpointa major pastime of most orders and knighthoods is to engage in lore-wars against eachother by funding authors, art and media, or even to make stuff themselves that supports their headcanon and its core "dynasty" and disses that of rivals.Pirates of the Caribbean for example is the bedtime story of the real ancestry of Queen Elizabeths direct maternal lineage which stems back to how Blackbeards son married the exiled princess of Nassau-Orange.
>>535269775>thinking genetic transfer exponentiates like ancestor countsby your mental model you must believe that we should all be Cronenberg, body horror monstrosities, since unique bloodline genetic transfer is impossible. Weird that your 13th great-grandparents are all humans too huh?I guess in your bloodline, the unique trait that wasn't passed down was intellect.Yes genetic diseases exist, yes they cluster around race, yes Jews have racial genetic diseases, no you can't suck my dick to keep me quiet.
>>535270156Ironically the most evil people of the story are the ones being impaled. It was supposed to be a feel good story if they had finished.
>>535274171The tragedy is that we aren't following his example today anon. Imagine every western leader impaled on a pike along with his family
>>535265783Agreed. Vladdie killed germs and roaches and didnt afraid of anything. Reminder the germans were the ones who slandered him cause he expelled the merchants
>>535270156Also him and his brother got buggered by the sultan when their father sent them off as political hostages. In fact his younger brother led one of the armies against vlad
>>535271436Well, it's mostly about>go inna woods>something gets you>thing that gets you: wolf, snek, human cannibal.>lesson learned. don't go inna woods without backup.
>>535266792Young blood transfusions keep you young. Why do you think all the push to donate especially at young attending events like concerts and whatnot?
>>535270072Order of the dragon was a secret society of nobles who swore to protect europe from the ottomans. Thats it.
>>535263470What if it busted on her? Lol
>>535263470No.and the fact you're german and not knowing the Winsor's are Germanic and not Slavic is pretty sad to read. English is a Mutt Germanic culture.
>>535270141>All of our notable military leaders are from the south,So cumans and bulgars. Bez ar aba and Kaloyan. Probably Asparuh too.
