Violent scenes erupted across Britain, Europe and the US this weekend after the launch of Swatch's latest limited-edition watch - sparking overnight queues, mass crowd surges and police interventions. Thousands of desperate shoppers camped outside stores for days in the hope of securing one of the £335 'Royal Pop' watches - a collaboration between Swatch and luxury brand Audemars Piguet. But the frenzy quickly descended into chaos, with fights breaking out, police dog units deployed and stores forced to shut their doors after crowds overwhelmed security staff.
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>£335>luxury
>>535305044royal pop - pop ory la - Pope orgy lawThey are probably orgy zombies. Lol!
Gentlemen, synchronize swatches.
>>535305044Milan store had it the worst
who the fuck still wears a watch
>>5353050442030 asteroid can't come soon enough
>>535305133it's not even a wrist watch, it's a plastic watch on a rubber cord that looks like a children's toy
>>535305133Welcome in 2026 bucko
>>535305044>it seems my superiority has once again caused some controversy
>>535305321Shut up and consume, the constable is zir\xer's way to arrest you for antisemitic racism.
Where in Europe?
>>535305133>made WITH Swiss luxury brandIt's Audemars piguet they are referring to
>>535305561Any city with brown people and a Swatch shop
>>535305044>clown world
>>535305615So you can't even say because you didn't even read the article you didn't link to.
i hate watchfags
>>535305044>niggers nig over shitty watchesI wanna buy a couple to use for bait in my nigger traps.
>>535305321We really need to wipe out humanity and restart the civilization project with cats.
>>535305044>I CANT AFFORD GAS OR FOOD!!!>*everyone trying to get a $300 swatch*Priorities I guess
>>535305561It was in the news here. You know who turns up to buy this stuff, apparently they've deluded themselves into thinking this plastic crap can be scalped for € 10.000,-. Big lines and obviously they couldn't just patiently wait they had to chimp out. Remember big lines and camping out for xboxes? Those were huge moments of coming together, all orderly, lots of friendliness and meeting new people. Compare that to these chucklefucks, they have the gall to call us racists when they can't stand even eachother.In the news segment there even was an interview with a guy that flew in from Russia just to scalp the watch, thinking the airplane tickets would pay for themselves ten times over. Moron. I didn't even know we still had flights to Russia.
>>535305782Since everyone in this thread doesn't read, they are reselling the swatches for 1000. So it's basically free money being handed out
>>535305864>Store opens at 10am>Get in line at 4am >More & more people start showing up>By 10am it's basically a mob overwhelming the store>Police show up, tells everyone to leave>No one gets a swatch>IT'S LIKE THEY'RE HANDING OUT FREE MONEY!!!
>>535305044Poors are disgusting. Imagine fighting and chimping out to geet your hands on a plastic knockoff of a mediocre watch.
>>535305864From what I've read it's 10k. I highly doubt it but maybe this stuff is popular for money laundering who knows.This is the aftermath at one of the stores, loads of trash left behind when the police sent the scalpers away. Fuck them and fuck this gay earth.
>>535305044It's happening all over the place, including Europe (Itlay I've seen), and USA (Miami).Retarded nigger cattle chimping out to buy a plastic pocket watch for $400. It's not even limited edition either.
>>535305864It's not even limited edition - why would anyone buy it, when they can just wait a few weeks and get one from the store themselves.
>>535305284niggers apparently
>>535306098Yep.
>>535305044
>>535305776It'd just turn into this then:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
>>535305044fools
>>535305284No oneThat's why they have to pay actors to create chaos in front of their store
>>535307100t. Never been to a chink/nigger city They fucking love the watch shops. Every one is full of chinese and niggers. Not a single white anywhere near them
>>535305044You got nuked
>>535305321fuckin' bazinga!what a genius product
>>535305321Don't be anti-Semitic, anon.
>>535305284Richfags/wannabe richfagsThey're just wrist-jewelry now
>>535305321This is so ugly.
>>535305321wait there's not even a strap? it's a pocket watch? or can u add a strap after?
>>535305321What the unholy fuck. This thing isn't worth 5 dollars.
>>535305133yes? why do people like you like to brag about being disconnected from reality
>>535307390There's an "AP" watch, then this thing which is a pocket watch.
>>535306997is that all one scar pattern from a single incident or the same tool repeatedly used?
https://files.catbox.moe/20d0i8.mp4lil cheffin
>>535305044what the fuck is wrong with people?
Its basically all scalpers
Dead niggers:>accept no substitute!
>>535305321Watch guys: “Haha, omega fans are so pathetic, they’ll buy a shitty swatch just because it has the Omega logo. Real watchmakers would never tarnish their brand like that”“Hehe yeah. Us old money folks care about quality, not brands”The same watch guys: “OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC FUCKING PACIFIER WITH AUDEMARS PIGUET ON IT??? TAKE MUH FUCKING MONEY!!! THIS IS HERITAGE VALUE REAL SWISS HOROLOGY!!!”
>>535307689Funny thing is it's all completely sealed, so its a disposable item.
>>535305133I prefer my Polar Vantage M3 (I work in tech). The highly accurate GPS is a must have while out walking or cycling plus it looks stylish enough that I can wear it on a date.In Europe people prefer to wear watches that are both understated and functional. No need to flash your wealth.
>>535307833Im struggling finding a garmin in my price range. How is this for value, general step/distance tracking, hr etc?
>>535305321Shape store brand watch
>>535305321
>>535307879Polar offers better value for money than Garmin and has all the same features. My cousin buys refurbished watches directly from China that’s how I got mine at a discount. There might be some telegram groups in Australia where you can find a similar deal.
>>535305044Kek, do goyim really?
>>535305321Of course niggers want it. It looks like shit and says royal on it.
>>535307879after a few years of software updates the cpu won't be able to keep up and this will be trash
>>535306197That plastic shit on a synthetic rubber strap is 10 fucking grand?And people lined up for it?
never trust a man in a black puffer jacket
>>535308497No, it’s 400 dollars, but they think they can sell it for 10k on the second hand market
>owning a swatchcouldn't be me
>>535305044They do the same for iPhones and shoes and flat screen TVs, as long as it's made of plastic and comes in various colors. And it's part of their natural behavior, I believe. In the past they just tried to behave out of fear of getting flogged.
>>535305321Fuckin nice I want one
>>535305044>HAPPENING: BLACK MOBS FORCE MALLS TO SHUT DOWN IN UK, USA, EUdehumanizing tactic used by Mossad: - Offer and create hype about. (it can be anything. Eggs, Carrots, watch, condoms, iphone literally no matter)- dont sell as usual. tell everyone it will be sold only under special conditions in only few shops. post addresses of those shops. - wait until the line is build up. send out private security which is instructed to yell and form "the line". first come first get rule enforcing. no sitting or standing allowed. - send in provokers, who will increase the hype by showing pictures on their phones and telling stories that it is only small party delivery and your friend already have it. - order to start pushing and bumping so line breaks.- film it. - manager of the shop come out and tell the sale will start 30 minutes later. - security doesn't let frustrated customers to go..- manager of the shop starts count down.- door opened.- everything gone.- film the brawl- report in all medias what a savages everyone became there..
>>535308877no one cares you fucking faggot nigger motherfucker, your watch is for incels you autistic little bitch. fuck you. now get the fuck off my site, pussy, no one fuckin likes you.
>>535305044>desperate shoppersJoggersKia boysParoleesSwerversLoiterersHoodlumsJuvenilesHooligansGardenersTeenagersFlash mobsNon-skiersPrankstersYoungstersSUV driversProtestersParty goersEx-convictsDelinquentsCapitalismsStraphangersChurch goersCruel carersPool enjoyersTearful teensYoung fathersHonda driversGentle giantsPorch piratesCat ShelterersJobless losersGifted athletesTrouble makersGang membersBus passengersSubway dancersBroadway dancersUninvited guestsAspiring rappersRepeat offendersSeasoning policeOrderly gatherersLifelong criminals
>>535308996NIDF just arrived
Despicable GoonReality TV starPint sized perpsUnarmed ThievesCertain customersMasked assailantsPersons of interestLunchtime rowdiesRestaurant patronsPeaceful protestersFellow CompanionsSubstitute TeachersUnhinged strangersUnhappy customersFormer NFL playersUnhinged StrangersUnruly young adultsCommunity activistsBlack Friday crowdsFormer NFL playersUnhappy customersTroubled young menDinnertime BurglarsAirline Door OpenersNeighborhood bulliesHigh school studentsTroubled young menAttempted rescuersUrban demographicsSpring break partiersHotheaded youngstersUnsupervised juvenilesScholarship recipientsCannabis-Smoking TeensPurse-snatching bulliesVending machine vandalsBill Gates Scholarship RecipentsYouths and adults of highest promiseMotorbike-riding gunmanA notorious butt sniffing freakUninvited guestsPipe-wielding NYC screwballOlympic hopeful6 YEAR OLD STUDENTLunaticHair Braiders
I had picrel bad boy and nothing ever came close to it so I didn't even bother
machine gun the riot mobs
>>535305044That's why you can never buy luxury goods. Because nogs will make them worthless.
Let me guess you need more
>>535305321wtf
Can any britbongs explain what's up with modern blacks?
>>535305072They are all BAMES
>>535307833That too will not last. In fact that plastic piece of shit might outlast your smart watch. When it gets closer to 5 years your battery will get worse and slowly die. You've got a disposable watch too.
>>535309449>”modern” blacksCoal Black and de sebben dwarves is an 80 year old cartoonThere the black prince is depicted as someone obsessed with expensive cars, jewellery and shoes - just like modern black men. I wish this cuckservative myth of “modern” blacks and “modern” women would die. They are exactly the same as they have been for hundreds of years.
>>535305044Yet most kids can't read analoge clocks......let that sink in...
>>535305044>SwatchIs it 1987 again?>t. GenX oldfag
nigs n jews have tudekill jew sell nigs along with other orc inc mik wop feminist and all anti white racistsflibe.com and big hydro free energyhydrogen burnign stirling engine dymaxion carbargescanalsimport 6 mil hot 14 yo slave girls a year100% white west and russia landsking and poly theism and small road circle over red lightno more lawyer university mental health gender bspfront.org replace all that and big tek net game movie school etc
>>535305044whites did this every Black Friday a new Tickle Me Elmo came out.
>>535305321goy amulet
>>535305321Looks like old McDonald’s kids toys lol
>>535307100Where can i get into this line of work?
Looks like a collaboration of a shape store and swiss watchmakersBright colours and simple shapes is the trick. Way cheaper than gold.
>>535305321That explains 99% nigger composition.
>>535305044>Swatch>Luxurylol
>>535305044Kill all niggers
>>535305306>>535305321I want to get off Mr Bones’ wild ride
And they'll still be late to work
>>535305187those.are.fucking.gorgeous
>>535312503>Looks like old McDonald’s kids toys loloh it's actually even better than that
>>535305044>The nigger is indolent, and spends his money on frivolities
>>535307833Skin color is bait, right? Right?!
>>535308877I had one when I was in middle school. They were $30 then. The "cool" thing to do was to wear 5 of them at a time. I couldn't afford it, like I couldn't afford all the cool kid clothes like Guess jeans and Tretorns.
>>535307450Retarded ape consoooomer, you literally aren’t a person
>>535305321lololol
>>535305321Swatches were originally intended for kids.
>>535305321This is an humiliation ritual designed by marketing jews. Nobody would have bought something as ridiculous 20 years ago. Sometimes I understand why jews consider most goys cattle.
>>535313248Did you notice the hue of the crowd?
>>535305044>Swatcharen't those the ones with the rubber wristbands? I'll stick to leather
>>535305284I do. Not an expensive one, just a casio. Why? Because fuck you.
>>535305044still not buying an employim wake up timer
>>535305321Yo, niggaz be chimpin to look like my nigga Flava, yeah boiiii!
>>535308996Value of Free Advertising > Value of Cheap Plastic Watches>Putting everyone's lives at risk to make some extra shecklesAll the pieces fit.
>>535305321I used to get these in McDonalds Happy Meals
>>535305284People who can't carry a cellphone but need to keep track of time. Aka cucked wagies and criminals
>>53530513390% of posters on this board cannot read
>>535305321Understandable, this is master bait for the negro
>>535314122I started wearing one after coaching on presentation skills. It's better to discretely glance down at your watch when speaking to a group than pulling out your phone.
>>535305321What the actual fuck?
>>535305044Wtf, why are swatch stampedes like this?What causes swatch stampedes to behave like animals?
>>535305133>>535313248>Nobody would have bought something as ridiculous 20 years ago.Holy fucking 80s!!These were all the rage back in 1986, like Day-Glo, Coca~Cola shirts, Generra and micky and Co.I was foolish enough to have 3, 2 regulars and a Pop-Swatch(the outside bezel comes off so you can trap the fabric from your shirt in it and wear it.)None of this shit is new...But they were only $40 back then.I don't wear a Time-Leash™ anymore, but I do keep a G-Shock around in case I ever wanted to.I do hope the pocketwatch makes a comeback.think of all the tech you could cram into one of those guys.As for Niggers Niggering... Well, doesn't matter if it's $4k rims, 72" TeeVees, or top shelf liquor. they will chimp-out simply because THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
I wish i wasnt poor so i could buy this beauty...
>>535305044They should really have the cops camp out and confiscate the 300 bucks from anyone who owes for parking tickets, child support, etc. Easy money. Also I legit feel bad for malls. You need really specific demographics for them to work. You need some young and poor people to work the stores but too many Nogs will destroy it(eg what packs of Somalis did to the Mall of America). You also need some old people with money to spend but don't want to totally ruin the vibe with too many of them. I just can't imagine any will be left in 20 years.
>>535305864>they are reselling the swatches for 1000But who's buying it? Literally the only demand is from 3rd world retards not understanding that there are no actual buyers. The demand is all artificially created by themselves. At least the pokemon scalpers do it because the fan base is retarded enough to pay those prices. Who's gonna buy these shitty watches for over double the selling price?
>>535305187ThisI didn't even know they were a real brand outside of the 80s fad
>>535305044Dude, aren't swatches like usually normie tier movements with plastic housings??
>>535315153Smart watches make very little sense other than health checking 24/7. Bigger screen, more battery, more functions/tools/add-ons for a little pocket watch screen. But what advantage would it have over cell phones? Phones don't have health monitoring stuffs I guess. Maybe the pocket watch could "unfold" into VR goggles or sum shit?
>>535313671"TIME IS RUNNING OUT WITE MAN"
>>535305321 combinethis with a Stanley cup and a basecap with a propeller and a Scout backback
>>535305133My watch is a Timex that cost $15. It has worked well for 10 years. Spending more than $100 on any brand of watch feels like a luxury when cheap watches function exactly the same.
>>535305044Nigger we wore these in the 80s and they cost like 20$ what is going on with zoomers
>>535306997Do you have leprosy
>>535317664this. same with shoes and hats and other minor accessories.i can understand needing a pair of expensive boots for work but the morons paying hundreds for sneakers that still fall apart after 2 years.. ugh.
>>535305284Some faggot in Thailand does, anon.This limited edition isn't swarmed by people who wanna have it btw.If it wasn't advertised as limited, nobody would've shown up.The lines are loaded with hustlers who happily claimed to wanna flip it for 10x or higher value on the internet.
>>535317523Swatch, Stanley cup, leggings, leather backpack, doodle tattoos, maxx vaxx, there you go that's a girl in 2026.
>>535307219your tag has failed you
Why would anyone willingly buy from a scalper? You're cucking your own wallet in order to enable a parasite. Might as well be an American tax payer at that point.
