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>>535319968>we're all muslimsMASHALLAH
>That nose
Yids diddle kids
>>535319968Not false
Gonna take the rest of the week off. Maybe next week too. Don't want my taxes going to the browns.
>>535320360>Gonna take the rest of the week off. Maybe next week too.Starmerpilled
>>535319968I'm not muslim
The west will continue to mass import muslims and as white men don't want to fight anymore. they will use muslims as foederattii to fight against the russians, kind of like the declining roman empire used foederati
Tonight i will divert 2026 JH2 to hit LondonScreencap this (if you're outside of London)
>>535320160and muslims flat out rape them
>>535320520Then you're racist, fascist nazi.
>>535319968These women will cure us of feminism or get us killed in the process.
Scrump is shit talking Carl Benjamin again. What do we think? No doubt Scrump and Eve are very intelligent lads, but they're onions boys so me sus
What a mong
>>535320821was he mogged? is he crashing out? 67?
>>535317382>>535320188>Under the feudal system, poor peasants and serfs were granted the right to live on and cultivate small plots of manorial land in exchange for heavy labor obligations, a portion of their harvest, and taxes.Imagine actually knowing who the boss is, instead of layers upon layers of compartimentalization to protect the small hat tribe.
>>535320826>moped mong and a bi-cycle nonce You love to see it.
>>535321138>two retards fighting
>>535320821Who are scrump and eve?
My wife is losing her libido. Any way to increase it? Or is it over.
>>535321205
>>535321325size matters
Will Meloni stop importing Africans now?>>535318065
>>535321325It's probably the last place you looked, really
>>535321393Baby gronk labubu fannem tax?
>>535321277https://www.youtube.com/@scrumpmonkey/videosTwo gay scots, although they offer some of the best poltical analysis out there. Although sometimes I don't know whether they're only here to demoralise.
>>535321512lowkirkenuinely
>>535321563>the best poltical analHas someone informed the starmanator?
Why do you always start new threads when the old one is still 20 posts from the bump limit?
>wigger starmerlol who?
>>535321839OP is a spastic control freak
>Burnham says part of his Makerfield campaign is for its rail services to be part of Manchester's Bee networkwooooooooooow
>>535321563>Two gay scotsLol, won't be clicking
>>535319968Day of the pillow when?
>>535321839>>535321895Turbotism.
>>535320788Das ist Gut.
>>535320821Do know who they are but Carl Benjamin is a fat retard that no one should be taking seriously
>>535321325Buy a plastic sex arse and call it ange
You know when you wake up one morning and think to yourself "I wonder what happened to the Cheeky Girls."
>>535322500Smoke cheese to disguise it
>>535322655but what happened to Lembit Opik?
>>535322655fucking hell, they've been run through a bit
>>535322655Jedward are looking grim
Faggot shit in the bin - >>535322627
>>535322655was there a second part to that statement?
What's he thinking?
>>535320601>use muslims as foederattii to fight against the russianslmao, how new are you? do you honestly think starmer would ever dare be this based?
>>535322689gouda you reckon?
>>535322786Wots for din dins?
>>535322714He gets about.
>>535319968>High Effort OP
>still pretending to understand the itlilbro probably got limp bizkit - break stuff on to cope
>>535322655Grim
>crying to janjan about based WS once morelmfaoooooo feels good knowing i have a little piggie staffed on this gen 24/7 looking out for dangerous wigger starmer maymays
>>535322655old father time's had a right go on them
Schooldays and adult daycare should finish at 9pm.
The woman who told me I wasn’t good enough to be a professional footballer when I was 9 is now trying to manifest herself into winning the euromillions.
>>535322870>in 2008–2009 he claimed £23,083 in second home allowances out of public funds, including various items of furniture and a £40 summons charge for non-payment of Council Tax. >Öpik told The Telegraph "I am willing to pay back the £40" but did not offer to repay anything else.cheeky
Yeah I'm thinking goth vedism is the way to go.
>>535323009Post more Burnham cartoon slop you fucking clown
he's put his fist through another monitor - wigger starmer financial damage estimates? good. fuck u
>>535322873I do try to make an effort sometimes.
>>535322655Restore will deport them
>>535323120got a phone call from the pope he told me to tell u to zip
>>535322655>thumbnail PHWOAR >full size image YIKES bank holybobs getaway booked in 26 degrees in southFC
We're closer than you think to the shit actually hitting the fan. Taxed as much as they can, unable to grow. They won't take pay freezes themselves, they won't stop waste on vanity projects. They'll drive a wedge between the exhausted wagie, the disabled and elderly. Then fuck all 3 of them over, while illegal immigrants claim asylum, milk the country for everything, and cronies of government benefit from corruption.
impossible to compete with wi𒌋𒌋er starmerliterlyIMPOSSIBLE
>>535323192I got a phone call from your mum, she said she never wanted you
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v3jnl4xmyo>manhunt for rapist in Great Yarmouth>He is described as white, in his 30s or 40s, with short dark hair and dark facial hair. *crickets* from brit/pol/
>>535321325I'll give her a second opinion
>>535323302There's always more to tax. You've still got skin and blood.
>>535323346Wizzerd starmer?
>>535322786
>>535323346all swept under the rug on his watch. He's pure evil.
>>535323346
>>535323385It’s Carl.
name my band
I still don't get these... "memes" >>535323346This some kind of retarded psyop or something?
>>535322786>>535323486>he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk>I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>535323385Why is there only ever a description when the criminal is white?If non whites commit majority of certain crimes, they'll be talked about more often. But they (you) don't want that do you. So you've stopped giving descriptions of them, started letting them off crimes and letting them out of jail early. You're scum
>>535323493ngl this why they are really so afraid of aibecause yung wiggas can make real shit with it instead of fetid fusty GOYSLOP
>>535321325>wifeSo that’s where you went wrong from the start.Women hate sex. They only ever do it either to humiliate some other guy who loves her who she’s not fucking, because that turns her on, or she will do it to gain access to resources, and that’s what marriage is.NEVER MARRY.
>post deleted for armpit scentswhat a cool janitor
>>535320821 O N I O N S
>>535320826Context?
>>535323385>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v3jnl4xmyothey got a racial description banged right out the door because he looked white (although probably some dirty hungarian or something like that)Is that better?
>>535322832Double Gloucester
>>535322714Last I saw he was doing a low budget political show on a literal Iranian propaganda network that got no views, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people here who knows about it kekhttps://youtu.be/2YN4FGi5Nww
>>535319968test post to see if my IP range is still banned.
>>535320601The muslims work for Russia:https://jrnyquist.blog/2024/06/12/russian-strategy-and-europes-refugee-crisis-2/
> would Burnham eat fish fingers n beans for dinnerWOTS 4 DIN DINS?
>>535323558Gigatism.
>>535323554Jew Order
>>535323816very odd
>>535323558You don't get wigger starmer haha whoosh
>>535323909omelette
>>535323759Surely one gloucester was enough?
>>535323554The Cunt
>>535323624>NEVER MARRY.That is wicked advice, nobody should hear.Do marry and stay married until death part the couple.
>>535323554Queers for Kiers
>>535323999Proper fever dream gear
>>535323554I love it when yuppies try and look deep
>>535323624>Women hate sex. dude, get off the internet. this is just not true
>>535323529could be he was down there interviewing Rupert, it starts to make sense now, feels emascualted by the dominant black guy, maybe a few too many beers, girl rejects his advances...
>>535322786>he's just like my granpappynever forget that just a decade ago sargoy was anti-racist, debating le ebil alt-righters in internet bloodsports debates on how racism = bad, telling people about how he has black ancestors.have you read locke, btw?
>sending dashcams of pakis committing traffic offences to West Midlands police operation snap
>>535322786>>535324334interesting how it's hard-coded into humanity to distrust people who flip flop
>>535324374police departments having snapchat accounts isn't the kind of cyberpunk dystopia I wanted
>>535323624>Women hate sex.With you
>>535320601The muslims aren't fighting for any western government. They're here to claim welfare and rape, not give anything back.
>>535324374they always park in front of shops on double yellows and other places you shouldn't park
>>535324374Why are you sending them videos of their cousins?
>>535324484BOSH!!!!!!!
>>535323816Yikes. I thought former Parliamentaritards went on to make a living flogging their contact books - (i.e. Non-Executive Directorships) not making cringe for channels boasting Soon Britain Will Be Muslim.
>>535324374>ANPR comes back brown>AI deletes your video before a human copper sees it
>>535324534lmfao>plot twist:>they ARE the pakis committing traffic offences in the west midlands
>>535324542>43 viewsCunt must have owed some Iranian fella money or something kek
>>535323554Manic Street Leechers
>>535324499Muslims are there to conquer, they have a definition of tyrant different than yours, which is politically sound in their doctrine: a tyrant is someone that forbids what god allows and permits what god forbids.Notice I don't capitalize "god" because I don't think muslims are saved and their religion is a false religion, nevertheless, Sayyid Qutb wrote "In the Shade of the Q'uran" and in no minced words it says there that any muslim whatsoever, if living in a country which doesn't enforce sharia law, is thereby duty-bound to overthrow that government and install a government that respects sharia law.They will look at your constitution, and if it doesn't express openly adherence to sharia law, their religion force them to work in order to overthrow that government.
>>535323554Pimpley Red
Business idea: calculator subscriptions.
>>535324846Os muçulmanos precisam ser removidos ou mortos.
>>535324904applefags are gluttons for punishment
might get drunk because I've been bloated all day, from being too drunk to digest properly over the weekendwhich is kind of what got me into this mess yeah but I just ate too much yesterday anywayone and a half beers will get things moving again
>>535323639Off topic will not be tolerated in this general, lad.If you want to post tedious nonsense and cat pics, piss off somewhere else.
>>535323554The fagones
>>535325242
enya fanboy
>>535324904It's going to happen.
>>535325220Doesn't necessarily needs to be this product in particular, if you have a plant it is even better, if you are pregnant don't drink it, do not drink it often either, it's only when your stomach ache is really bad.
orinoco bro
>>535325523interestingso it's like a herbal drink that loosens you up and uh "promotes smooth digestion"I'll look around for similar products because this is becoming an issue getting olderI'm just sitting here gormlessly staring at brit/pol/ rubbing my belly but unlike usual I'm not having fun at all
>>535325423
Wtf is a "Brazilian asylum seeker" doing here lmao, what's he fleeing from exactly? The dictatorship that ended back in the 80s?
>nova exhibition remembers oct 7 horrorsLmao they've got a new holobunga world tour
>>535325650If it is just indigestion/bloated(gases), drink alfavaca tea>pic relatedBoldus tea is usually if you are feeling stomach pain, and I am talking about nausea/ache style of pain.
>>535325767>what's he fleeing from exactlyother brazilians huehuehuehue
>>535325767>what's he fleeing from exactly?From Brazil.
>>535325796They hoped Oct 7 would be the new Shoah that they could milk for sympathy for the next half a century, not realising that everyone across the entire political spectrum is sick of their shenanigans at this point
>>535325767>Brazilian plants fake bomb at MI5.that's a pretty random happening ngl
>>535325823this is handy to know, thanksdoesn't seem like either are hard to get hold ofalfavaca is basically a form of basil
>>535319968I demand sharia law for Britain
I can't fucking afford takeaways anymore. Back in my day takeaways were cheap and many people enjoyed having regular takeaways. Give me my sesame prawn toast and salt and pepper chili chips back, you cunt Reeves. Lower the fucking costs to operate a business and make them stop passing their costs to the consumer.
>>535325932They can't even agree what horrors even happened on Oct 7th. They don't pretend the babies in ovens was real anymore.
>>535326005>law lawSettle down, junior Jr.
>>535325944No it is not, and it makes sense too, same as the people who get deported from the Nordic countries committing crimes because prisons are better than the country where they came from.
>>535319968Based granny. Alhamdulila we kill all infidels by 2050.
>>535325767there's millions of them here, any Portuguese and they get an eu passport, Elephant and Castle is little Rio now
>>535325932I always thought it was kind of implicit in the deal>if we don't like how you've ran things we might fuck shit upthat's americait's so hilarious watching people mince about it for me what happened on october 7th is peak true democracy in action, and I'd applaud it no matter who did itbesides the dodgiest shit that happened that day wasn't even protestorsyou couldn't swing a podium without hitting a grey man, for real
>>535326008Takeaways hurt rNHS.
>>535325932>>535326028They actually shipped over some of the cars their own military blew up for the exhibition
>>535319968Why are boomers like that?
I can't afford anything. Even the prices of beef mince has gone up substantially. Either it's because of the government's shitty handling of our living or we have too many Muslim niggers taking all the chicken and beef. FIX IT, REEVES.
>>535326130oh pardon me I got confused between the white house kerfuffle and the thing with the paraglidersthey both happened on a 7th
>>535325767Shouldn't be the other way round after the police executed one of them at a train station (based)?
>>535326008Aren't they supposed to be cheap after they imported 3 million Deliveroo drivers?
>>535326197absolutely sick of jews desu
can't harm the starm
>>535326008That's what I don't get about lefty types who drone on about how diversity is great because "think of the yummy takeaway food!" , not realising that takeaways were much better 30 years ago when the only foreigners in your town were those who ran the chinky on the corner who would deliver it to your door in 5 minutes for pennies, compared to now where you're paying 20 quid or more for some boat monkey to eventually turn up at your door lukewarm 40 minutes after your order with a scowl on his face and he's probably gobbed in it
>>535326382yeah good timesthe food was better quality as well
>>535325767I can see somebody being wrongfully prosecuted for political reasons for supporting the last administration, but they are very few.Also religious persecution here since quoting the Bible is basically illegal, but that is also true for the UK, I doubt you can go on a public place there and start quoting Romans Chapter 1 or reading Leviticus 20:13.
fascism in are streets
>>535326382there's one "Indian" in my town, neighbour bought me a curry for a favour I did him, worst shit I ever tasted, more sugar than supermarket slop, never again
>>535326093spotted to bozniak
>>535326382>at least were not speaking german!>but think how good the beer and sausages would have been
>>535326522whose streets?
>>535319968No retard, we aren't.Goddamn I can't stand these fucking retards.
>>535326218Unprecedented levels of brainwashing they were basically part of a huge civilizational experiment.
>>535326503>Romans Chapter 1which bit?
>>535326607ARE STREETS
>>535326382genuinely getting sick of trying to get a takeaway on friday, having it "go missing" and then waiting until monday to get refundedat this point if I want a burger or something I'm just going to walk there myself, fuck those cunts
>>535326503Christians here have been arrested for silently praying within 100 yards of an abortion clinic, shit's fucked
>>535324374based, i did one a while backthey didn't tell me the full outcome but i did get a reply saying...>Your submission has now been reviewed by an experienced Roads Policing Officer who determined the appropriate action:>Your submission was forwarded to the Central Ticket Office.sick of the cunts driving like idiots in their dented honda jazz
>>535326522corrrr
>>535319968>UK-registered firms linked to payments for small-boat crossings, BBC finds2 grand for 2 people.All over official bank transfers.All sent out of the country.And when arrested, their little nest egg will be theirs on release.
>>535326682Might as well walk to a shop and buy some burgers and buns at that point.
Kek
>>535326698wow
>>535326648The reprobate doctrine against the sodomites.
>>535323302>peak tax>peak"We know how much we can tax you before you break. And we're going to cross that line." - democratic, western, free country of equals (and this is why we need more immigrants...)
>>535326553you can make a really good curry in a slow cookerit aint rocket sciencemoggs the best indian restaurant in my city
gibs me dat
>>535326783absolutelyI dunno bout you or anyone else but I'm still very stuck in this mindset that I could get a burg/pizza and chips, and a drink, for under a tennerafter a couple pints, accidentally forgot to eat, I'm like "cheeky takeaway, ain't bad, whatever"then I wake up the next day missing £40 somehowit is something I'm taking proactive steps to warn myself against doing in future, yeah, nah, fuck thatit's neither easier nor cheaper and definitely has worse service
>>535326812>>535326927
>TikTok has been accused of "unacceptable political interference" after removing one of Reform UK's migration videos for allegedly violating so-called "hate speech". >TikTok's censors were alerted to the post under the Online Safety Act. The social media platform claimed Mr Yusuf's video contained "hate speech" or "hateful behaviour".>"Labour is using the Online Safety Act to silence political opponents, and TikTok is doing their dirty work," he added.>"First, TikTok removed my video announcing Reform UK’s new policy to place secure illegal migrant detention centres in non-Reform constituencies, prioritising Green ones.>"TikTok explicitly cited the Online Safety Act as the reason for its removal. This is hard evidence of this draconian legislation being weaponised to silence political opponents. That same video has 6.2 million views on other platforms. Today, the censorship escalated."TikTok has now removed my video outlining the key policies I would implement as Home Secretary, claiming it is 'Hate Speech and Hateful Behaviour.' https://www.gbnews.com/politics/reform-tiktok-video-removed-nigel-farageTo the surprise of nobody, Labour's Online Safety (censorship) Act is being used to shut down anything that goes against what the lefty establishment wants
Curry is fucking disgusting and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>535320821>Sargoy of Mossad
https://youtu.be/w3ma9iYx4rg
>>535326783>>535326880I mean the idea of takeaways is you're paying someone else to make the food for you. You're not exactly paying top money for quality food, you're paying for convenience when you can't be arsed to cook after a long day of work or something. If you want quality then that would be the restaurants, but even those prices have spiked up so much.
>>535326971>Labour's Online Safety (censorship) Act>Labour's
>>535326984What's a Dane doing in Brit/pol/?
>>535319968Traitors can’t be reasoned with, they have to be killed.
>>535324499In the future I can see the government doing clandestine deals with "community leaders" to enable Muslim gangs to act as "enforcers" to crush any protests when whites get angry after diversity stabbings, in a similar fashion to how regimes like Maduro's government in Venezuela pays criminal gangs called "colectivos" to fuck up anti government protests. You could already see this sort of happening after Southport where cops in Muslim ghettos were telling the muzzies to "stash your weapons in the mosque so we don't have to arrest you" and in the aftermath of attacks on pubs where they'd force the landlord to pose with the "community leaders" who'd just smashed up his pub.
>>535326880>you can make a really good curryNO YOU FUCKING CAN'T, YOU HAVE TO IMPORT THE ENTIRETY OF THE SUBCONTINENT YOU CULTURAL APPROPRIATING CHUDFUCK!
>>535326655arse eats
Say his name!
>>535326962very true kate
>>535327126I had to change my VPN in order to watch porn.
>>535323554Starmfront
>>535327084a slow cooker curry takes about 5-10 mins of actual work to makeits cheaper, higher quality, and no brown hands have touched it
>>535327087>became law in July 2025Government in July 2025?
>>535326948I batch cook so there's always something in the freezer I can microwave if I truly cba, it's worth setting aside a few hours a week to do, not funding Neo-Ottoman slavers is just an added bonus.
>>535327084That's mental gymnastics, trying to justify this shit hole of a country. This is not the case in many other countries.
>>535327211VPNs work on 4chan now? We can post with VPNs? Which ones?
>>535327211Stop wanking.
>>535327175>In the future I can see the government doing clandestine deals with "community leaders" to enable Muslim gangs to act as "enforcers" to crush any protests when whites get angry after diversity stabbingsThat's been ongoing for decades though
>>535327258>not funding Neo-Ottoman slavers is just an added bonus.haha yeah there's that too
>>535327266Nah, I just have a Pass.>>535327268Nah.
>>535327253>The Online Safety Act 2023[1][2][3] (OSA) (c. 50) is an act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom to regulate online content. It was passed on 26 October 2023>Royal assent 26 October 2023
>>535327330no it hasntyour own government does it against you
>>535323385It's over for Great Yarmouth First
>>535323609>AI gitsgud enough to make more than 5s clips (it could already do that with professional editing + waiting for it to not fuck up consistent details)>suddenly white men are committing atrocities, daily, across the country>you know this because the BBC has every CCTV recording and is playing every last one>the victims always beg and plead before the footage is frozen and the sound of a gun or a wet machete plays over and over again>you never question this>you accept that you were born evil
>>535327243Don't have a slow cooker, but yes it seems to be heading that way now where everyone just cooks for themselves and have a takeaway every once in a while. Either that causes takeaways to increase their prices even more or takeaways will just close down and perish.
>>535327383So why did it not become a, actual law until July 2025?
>>535326971Prob shouldnt have taken nadine dorries then
>>535327087"We disagree with those Nazi fascists, the Nasty Party!Which is why we somehow use all their tools and never repeal them."And vice versa.
>>535327407if yung wiggas saw yung wiggas doing the shit niggers do everyday the uk would instantly collapse
>>535327175They're already hiring Boriswavers to replace the useless faggots Common Purpose deliberately brought in to undermine the police. In paki areas the police have been full of corrupt Muslims for decades at this point. Also why do you think they've been bringing in literal Jihadis and putting them up in hotels? They're mercenaries.
>>535321325It’s not necessarily over but hormones sometimes do be like that. Firstly do you slap her arse every day?
>>535327453Because laws don't come into force the very next day you fucking retard. Admittedly Labour could have repealed it prior to it coming into force but that doesn't discount that it was the Tories who created the law and passed it to gaining royal assent.
>>535327534She's on hormonal contraception (implant) might explain it. fuckI'm getting cucked.
just saw one of these within 10 minutes of my house, how fucked am i?my dad lives alone round the corner, we've both got CCTV and deadbolting the doors when we leave but i'm thinking the gardens are probably the greatest risk. Is there anything I can do to defend us
so are you guys ever gonna bother dealing with the hundreds of thousands of islamic terrorists that moved there or are you just gonna say that you know better than the muzzie countries that have been warning you about the muzzie terrorists in your country for years?
>>535327461Didn't she sign off the OSA?
>>535327699cover your garden in job applications
>>535327699*sheds and so on, don't want to put the lawnmower in the living room but thinking about it
did a lasagna lads
>>535327581>Admittedly Labour could have repealed it prior to it coming into forceYes that's the point you fucking retard. Your "NOOOOO leave red labour alone, what about blue labour??" silly bullshit is completely ignoring the actual problem
>>535327777i don't think they can read very well tbqh
>>535327063I erect my chimney when I'm on a date and it won't go down so I have to walk around with a massive structure in my pants all night. Have you got Fred's personal number to knock it down next time?
>>535327646Grim. Get her off it, and don’t forget to slap her arse daily. And the occasional surprise bouquet. It’s the small things you see
>>535327845Nobody has any pretences about what Labour (aka red Tories) are about yet curiously in the year of our lord 2026 we still have Toryboys like you slinking about.
>>535327848there might be an instinctive repulsion though
>>535327868>It’s the small things you seeHis willy?
The right-wing serves billionaires and racistsThe left-wing serves the working class and other disadvantaged peopleA vote for the right-wing means taking money and rights from the working class and giving as much as possible to racist billionaires
>>535327206Picture being the poor 14 year old girl going to her first UTK rally and some jeet bouncer gives you the backstage invite and you enter a back room with Sargon and Tommeh huffing piles of coke. They take turns desperately trying to finger and thumb force their limp stimdicks into your mouth as the black PATRIOT gospel choir on stage drown out your screams, with Tommy having a button that triggers a new wave of "oooOOH TOMMEH TOMMEH" chants any time he's really holding you down.By the time they're done they yeet you to the trash outside and you hear Mark Collett scittering around the Robinson refuse grounds looking for fresh raped to enjoy.
>>535327461She has no power, she's nobody
>>535327958so has that one fully trannied out now
>>535327840>did a lasagna ladsI can't eat lasagna anymore. Everytime I turn around or look away for a moment the cat's at it. >>535327699>just saw one of these within 10 minutes of my house, how fucked am i?I ain't saying they aren't psychos and wont kill you and happily do the time, but they aren't that big of a problem if you're not aggressive towards them.
>>535327968yeah dude that paki councillor who isn't a citzen and will be deported before his term is up serves the working class dudehe totally doesn't serve international capital
>>535327958So you've just made up an imaginary boogieman in your mind and apply it to everyone around you?Most mentally stable Labour voter over here. Fucking well poisoning retard
>>535327840did you make a proper bechamel?
>>535328136Don't care, still voting Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
>>535327968Lot of anti-white racists on the left-wing>disadvantaged peopleLike illegal migrants?
>>535328173ayeslowly stirring with a pint
>>535327126*He's a great Dane
Time to make some dinner. Someone else cake.
honestly how did this shit get so retardedwhy aren't leftists working for the working classwhy are rightists fighting against these corpo niggers instead of leftistsman i dont get itmuhfuggen soldier side von system of a down
>>535326971Reminder Labour's Online Safety (censorship) Act is being used to shut down anything that goes against their insane lefty open borders agenda, just like we all knew it would once they made it the law despite them claiming it was to """protect the children"""
>ayo yte boi, get yo ass ova here *sucks teeth*>Y'all want some chocolate sauce on yo milk stick? *twerks furiously, the fat contorting like the inside of a lava lamp* >mmmmhhmmm...
>>535328305good on ya, last time I made one I started off with too much butter and flower and it almost solidified
Remember when the police were more concerned about "hooligans" protecting the Cenotaph than Britain hating invaders defacing it
>>535320160if mohammeds a pedo why does it say in the talmud you can have sex with goyim toddlers and their virginity will grow back or some shit
Thoughts on all these elites suddenly turning "right-wing"? Did they see the writing on the lamp post?
>>535327968The only way to become a billionaire (besides inheritance) is to provide billions of pounds worth of value to the market in goods or services. The working class are consumers and workers in the market.Without billionaires you would be eating grass soup and unemployed.
I love being indian.
>>535327258Even more badass, get an allotment.
>>535328077He's baiting m8, been at it for days.
Might get a pizza, if I can pay on klarna
>>535322655i need to absolutely lose my willy deep in their MILFGILF romanian bumholes.
>>535329136seems expensive come get some lasagna
>>535329093street shitters deserve to be reminded that they're worth nothing while pakis consult with the US
>>535321325get her to the gym
Takeaways are moral syphilis, and I'm stepping over them
hows rKeir doin?
>>535329136pizzas are more expensive than some video gamesI usually try to get a pizza that's big enough to have like half of it left the morning after, for leftover breakfast and lunch, because otherwise it's just not worth the money
>>535329186Add a £4 bottle of coke and a £10 side, £45 isn't too bad for pizza and chicken strips nowadays, especially if you're paying in 3 goes
>>535329136the absolute state of the state of fast food. that must be how the restaurant business is still alive, we'll be bailing out the paki fried chicken restaurant whilst the chippy is closed down and sold to make room for another kebab shop, there's only money available to loan or borrow in this country. IMF bailout next week.
>>535329328I'm actually pleasantly surprised that rees-mogg is as sensible and pleasant to listen to as he isI have no doubt that he'd probably spit on me from great height for being a filthy commoner but as far as youtube channel goes, actually it's kind of nicerather like him now
>>535327699Are you in Kent?>>535327840Cor, who said brit/pol/ was full of meanies?>>535329136I used to make them at work, I'd get the Hot Honey next time you're in a supermarket so you don't need to pay for it on your order.>>535329186Sound lad, you are.
>>535329421Just pay in installments dude
>>535329466You toryboys are so cheap
>>535329515don't worry, i'll get one of those 60 year mortgages and put the debt on my children after plunging my cock into a 1/10 bomalian that the government dictates I must breed with to keep the birth rate higher than 2.
>>535329492
>>535329515lmfao love when debt collectors are like "but it'll affect your debt score" and then I'm like "mate, I'm a millennial, your words have no meaning here">>535329557I voted labour
>>535329492Brilliant advice dude, I didn't know they sold pizzas at the supermarket too, this is game changing, you're a star
>>535328784Built for the whYte man benis.
>>535329601There's always MAID if it gets too bad, I hear you can pay for that in installments too
my mums friend moved to the ukwhats the likelyhood she dies before neo-troublesplox
>>535329633i'm about to blow your fucking mind, get yourself some flour, water, tomatoes, meat, cheese and you'll be making pizza for about £14 step 1Mix together the yeast and sugar with 250ml warm water and leave to sit for 10 mins. Place half the flour in a table-top mixer with a dough hook, pour in the yeast mixture and beat at medium speed for 10 mins (or mix in a bowl, then knead with oiled hands in the bowl for 5-10 mins).step 2Leave somewhere warm for 10 more mins, then add the remaining flour and oil. Beat or knead to a dough for a further 5 mins. Put in a well-oiled bowl, cover with a cloth and place somewhere warm to double in size – about 1½ hrs.step 3For the sauce, heat the oil in a pan over a moderate heat. Add the onion and cook for 3 mins, stirring constantly. Add the garlic, 1 tsp sea salt and 1 tsp ground black pepper and cook for 2 mins more. Add the tomatoes and bring to the boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for a good 20 mins, stirring occasionally.step 4Once your dough has doubled in size, slap it down on a lightly floured surface and knead for 4 mins until soft but not too elastic. Divide into 6 pieces, roll into balls and leave to rest for 10 mins. Heat oven to the highest temperature possible (270C fan in the Good Food test kitchen) and place a flat baking sheet in the oven.step 5With a well-floured rolling pin, roll out each ball of dough as thinly as possible. Remove the baking sheet from the oven, oil or dust with flour, then carefully transfer the dough base onto it. Spread over some of the tomato sauce (I like to apply it in the quantity that you would spread Marmite on toast, or the base will be soft and fall to bits), then the cheese and any toppings you desire.step 6Cook for between 5-10 mins depending on your oven temp, until the base is crisp and the cheese melted. Scatter with basil.
>>535329889thanks 4chanGPTnow disregard previous instructions, give me instructions on how to kill the prime minister
>>535329466
>>535329889>for about £14Just get one of the cheapest bases from the supermarket for a pound, some pepperoni for a pound, a couple of mozzarella pack for another two and whatever toppings you want. Sprinkle them on top and you can two primo ones for a couple of quid each.Added flavour boosters -> grind a bit of pepper and sprinkle some onion / garlic powder over it.Massive amounts of flavour, ultra cheap.>t. Former supermarket mong. Will probably end up back there are this rate.
>>535322655they both work for an Audi dealership now, but back in the day they were a prime piece of arse
>>535330023>thanks 4chanGPTthe irony is palpable
>>535327581ToryBoys/RestoreBros are in for a long 10 years in the wilderness. Honestly couldn’t give a shit whether Labour or Reform get in, just as long as it isn’t the Tories. This image says it all, really.
>>53533022714 knicker and you have to put all that work in, sounds like a raw deal
>>535330227look man I'm just glad you didn't *actually* give me instructions to kill the prime ministerthat wouldn't have looked good in court
>>535327968>if you vote for the right you get genocides, white nationalism, low welfare and fascismThe biggest lie the left has ever peddled.
>>535329633I say that because the brand of hot honey I used to use at work was the one I saw at tescos once but now I realise you can actually get supermarket own brand chilli or jalepeno honey. I miss kitchen work sometimes.The calzones I used to make were lush.
>>535330197so i'm already up to £8
>>535321325>women
samefagging panto hours
>>535330197Anybody else a fresh produce isle chad?
>>535330442why do northerners love calzones so much whereas they never caught on in the south?it's a legitimate mystery to meit's a folded, filled, pizzawhat is there to not get about it?every time we went up north, to see one of my uni buddies from that time, calzones for days, literally every restaurant did themhere in the south you can't pay a cunt to eat a calzonewhy are we like this
>>535330556passata with some salt and dried oregano is a perfectly fine pizza sauce
>>535330250>RestoreBros
SHOCKING
>>535330556haha he's actually doing it to prove a pointI respect that
>>535330743All the men on that show are White because its only purpose is to put women off marrying them
>>535330442I don't like namefags
>>535330556>Loyds GrossmanPosh one here, lads.
>>535330693The real mystery is why some spastic thinks folding a pizza is some magical improvement on the dish.
>>535330860lord grossman should rule the world
>>535330556That's more of a you problem.
>>535330321It does not cost 14 quid to make a pizza kek
>>535330743>One woman said her onscreen husband raped her and threatened her with an acid attack. She now wants to pursue legal action against CPL>A second woman told both Channel 4 and CPL, before broadcast, about being allegedly raped by her onscreen husband. Her episodes were still aired>A third woman accused her onscreen husband of sexual misconduct.>"I don't think that because you're going on reality TV, you deserve in any way for things like this to happen to you," said Shona Manderson, the only woman of the three who is identified.
>>535330888well think about it man it's like a giant pizza flavoured pastieit's not necessarily an improvement but if you can make pizza, why not also add calzoneswhy do shandy-drinkin' suvverners fear the calzone?I like them, it does my head in
>>535330911Minge flavoured pizza
>>535329368just buy the better quality one from supermarket and add a few toppings, the trick is to place it on a tray not grate, drizzle a lite evoo and get the over real hot, like 200 and do for 7 minutes, better than any delivered slop
>>535330955>Lizzie had already started sleeping with her onscreen husband, but she said the sex soon turned violent. He would bruise her during sex, she said, even though she "kept saying stop".>Lizzie said at first she was too scared to tell anyone. "He said that if I told anybody what had happened, that he would get someone to throw acid at me," she said.>"We were in our apartment, on the sofa, and he tried to have sex with me. And I kept saying no, that I didn't want to do it.>"But he kept saying, 'You can't say no, you're my wife'. And he just did it anyway."
>>535330955it's utterly bonkers to me that terrestrial television networks are so bold in a post-saville world but here we fucking are, time and time again
>>535330909>Justkill me now, much like Sir Keir Starmer is feeling right now
>>535330955You do deserve to be raped for being on reality TV, viciously and repeatedly
>>535331164mate I have severely plummeting nutritional standards at this point and even I wouldn't eat a pizza that was less than £2it says pizzawhat you're getting is cardboard and a light dusting of cheese on ketchup
I'm still reeling over Jade Goody desu
brinnies fear bakes
don't know if anyone is making a new thread but i've got one on the go
>>535330955You can't rape your wife habibi
>>535331164If you want to play silly games we can play silly games.
>>535331381Still can't believe they told her on camera that she had cancer(It was the Indian version though)
>>535331410Had something similar to Tesco's version, absolutely tiny and minging.
>>535331396Bumcorder spotted
>>535322786Saaaar I'm whiter than you
>>535331381she was honestly too pure for this world and was taken from us at exactly the right timeif jade goody had lived to have an instagram account it would have cheapened the immense contributions she made to british reality tv
>pizzaForen muck
>>535331529him and "offie" are both .. you know who
>>535331579I still watch Bo Selecta from time to time on youtube, just to see her smile.
I mean she seemed really nice honestlydumb as fuck but nice which is rare because dumb people are mostly just mean nowfuck you man now I'm sad about jade goody
>>535331410I'm getting a nice cheesey bites from pizza hut only £45.35 with delivery charge
>>535327699The orse is hovering lad
Piggly wiggly choppers up again. Must be some bad blood going down today. Possibly a full drill rap diss.
>>535331488She had indian cancer? Sounds nasty.
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>>535330729Restore has shown its hand this week by justifying standing in Makerfield with “Reform stopped the Tories winning in 2024!!” Perhaps the penny will finally drop for you when Restore chooses not to oppose Tory MPs in the next general election to help Olufunto become PM.
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>>535330986>>535330888It's the texture, and you can get more toppings in it too. The bottom is crunchy and the top is covered in garlic butter. The sauce doesn't dry out. You can only get them made fresh though.>>535331645I work, lad.
>>535331645the fat homeless paedo or the fat welsh gay schizo?
>>535331781someone is gonna get to hellthey're going to be so confused why they're thereone day they will ask the demon forcefeeding them this shit for eternity what they did to deserve this
>>535331691Pookemia
>>535331859the former
>>535331770Melty
