Consider the mind of the RWL (Rich White Liberal):As we all know RWLs for decades have very proudly and very publicly voted to let tens of millions of brown people into the USA, so we can be sure that RWLs will very proudly and very publicly proclaim that they 100% for sure fully intend to press the blue buttonAs we also all know, despite voting to darken the nation as a whole, RWLs will (in secret) do everything in their power to keep brown people from moving into THEIR neighborhood and interacting with THEIR kids in THEIR schools. Diversity for thee but not for meWhat do you think these RWLs will do when confronted with the red/blue button choice? They will do the same thing they do with immigration. They will proudly and publicly proclaim their intention to press the blue button, while at the same time insulating themselves from the consequences of their rhetoric by secretly pressing the red buttonEnough of them will do this such that billions of people who trusted the plan to all hit blue together will dieDespite polling showing that 70%-80% of the planet intends to press the blue button ... billions will dieThere is some good news though!When the mass die off happens, everyone who was a button-switcher will be exposed. People will say "wait a second why didn't you die with all the other blue button pressers?"Why is this political you might ask? Because the reason why it has struck such a nerve with people is because that this effectively IS the immigration debate. People might not consciously know this, but deep down inside they do. The single biggest political issue of our time and it's masquerading as a silly hypothetical gone viral
Picrel is the guy trying to convince you to push blue
Thanks to the anon who made this it's perfect
AND BTW BABIES DON'T GET A VOTEPeople just started to add BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES AND COLOR BLIND PEOPLE AND DOWN SYNDROME PEOPLE because they are trying to convince you to press blue and they know deep down inside they are wrong
>>535357186We picked that argument apart the first day. If you have to point to the blind and retarded are pressing blue then you've lost the plot
>>535355093this is like the epitome of useless time wasting argument but then again come to think of it that's every thread here innitI rescind my complaint
why are you not capable of understanding that if everyone pushes red that everyone lives, and if retards push blue they deserve to die for holding themselves hostageShut the fuck up and stop niggering like a nigger or you won't have to worry about a button because we'll give you cement shoes and throw you into a lake.
am I wrong or is this just joker's whole big plot from dark knightI can't remember what the exact thing he said about blowing up the boats was
>revealed that there is a bomb on each boat, and that each boat has a detonator for the bomb on the opposing boat. He gave them an ultimatum: if neither the citizens or the criminals trigger the opposing boat's bomb by midnight, the Joker will blow up both ships. so I was wrong, similar, but not the same thing
...or actually it kind of is in a way, because them pressing the button would be equivalent to red, and nobody pressing it is roughly equivalent to blue, except they all die instead of live
>>535355093if your choice is secret blue will win in a landslide.Because reds can't virtue signal the concept of them not being a doormat bitch
>>535357879The joker had two boats rigged to blow and each boat had the option to blow up the other boatIf the time deadline was reached and if one of the two boats didn't decide to blow up the other boat then they BOTH EXPLODEIt was a stupid hypothetical though because it didn't offer the people involved a chance to redeem humanity. There should have also been a "blow up own boat" button so you could save the other boatJoker was a coward who didn't want to give this option because he was scared to be proven wrong with his thesis that the people of Gotham City were irredeemable
>>535359059>It was a stupid hypothetical though because it didn't offer the people involved a chance to redeem humanity. There should have also been a "blow up own boat" button so you could save the other boatthat's dumb and suicidal though, as many people, ultimately, when it comes down to it, don't want to kill themselves any more than they want to kill anyone else >>535358656it's a passive kind of thought most everyone has especially when pissed at someone, sure, but that trigger/button is a fuck of a lot harder to press in the momentthe "redemption" there was simply not choosing to kill anyone even to save themselves, very christian>Joker was a coward who didn't want to give this option iirc he didn't even blow up the boats and never actually intended to, lol
>>535357574I mostly agree but I don't think it is a time wasting question. I think it is very useful to see who says they will push blue (they have identified themselves as people you can not rely on in a crisis). In the hard times coming in the years ahead, you do not want blue button pushers in your life. They are a dangerous liabilityPicrel - A group of blue button pushers
>>535359502shit reminds me of the way chatGPT would really just toss the shit out of your salad and praise you endlessly in the most sycophantic kind of servile waythey're doing it for YOU and YOUR SAFETY, HELLO, little thanks?
>>535359059the switches were set to blow up both boats if pressed along with the timer. there was really no solution except for batman stopping him. that was kind of the point, nothing you do matters because the joker has no actual logic or grand design.
>>535359678Anon please don't take this the wrong way but I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about here
>>535360047yeah I kind of ranted a bit there but the point was chatGPT sucked people's dicks like that because that's the kind of shit these people expect in general
>where's my free pizza, I'm protecting my community! praise me while you watch me eat it
>>535359215The joker is a bit surprised but then he shrugs it off and as he is about to blow up both boats The Batman stops him
>>535360551>as he is about to blow up both boats The Batman stops himthat sounds rightlol haven't watched that in like 16 years at least
The best part about this is that even though the votes were supposed to be secret - If red wins the votes end up no longer being secret because...IF YOU ARE ALIVE IT MEANS YOU PUSHED REDAll the button-switchers that promised they would push blue would be revealed to the world as being the dirty rotten liars that they areImagine convincing half of everyone you know to push blue AND THEN YOU SURVIVE BECAUSE YOU SWITCHED TO RED AT THE LAST MINUTE
>>535359502Maybe they want to die. Maybe its trolls pretending to be blues and laughing as they tell you how horrible you are (yes you are horrible)
>>535361211Crap didn't mean to post Jesus pressing the red button meant to post the wood chipper example
>>535355093I got a really bad glownigger feeling from this whole button thing. Felt like some weird psyop or distraction. On the bright side, it showed a few people I know of just how psychotic and suicidal blue-button leftists are so now they know to avoid them at all costs.
>>535362377are you sure it's not gas?
>>535362377Yeah the whole thing was so sus... Just something about it... My sus-detection-radar was going crazy the whole time
>>535361660The reason the button thing got so big is because ITS THE ULTIMATE VIRTUE SIGNALBecause it COSTS YOU NOTHING to say you would press blueWhile you can claim that you CARE SO MUCH that you would SAVE THE WORLD even though it means risking your lifeAt the same time you get to be SO MUCH BETTER than people on the right (red button pressers)
>>535360219Yep. It's pure narcissism
>>535358656I think you have that backwards though. If the choice is secret people won't be bullied by peer pressure to press blue so red will win in a landslide
