Elliot Page has been cast to play Achilles in the upcoming Odyssey movie
>>535357815I’m gay and fat
She’s playing a different character
Huh, wonder what body part would be his "Achilles heel", as it were
>>535358014xir achilles boiclit frankensausage
>>535357815nigger
I like how that barely sounds like coherent language.
>>535357815why can't they do the odyssey in the style of the nutty professor or austin powers and have elliot page play all the important characters
Fake but I wish it was true just so /pol/ seethes
"You know who would be the best man for the job!? ol' zipper tits McGee!"
>>535357815I would beat the living shit out of that dude
>>535357815Ellen Page chemical Cosplay complex. Is an elaborate role she's paid in shekels for.
>>535357815....
Flop
id love to talk shit at her and be physical and hold her to the same male standard i was in the 90s.its just friend bro bantz bro!she would break down mentally.
>>535359387ROFLMFAO
>>535357815I love how the world is just comprised of /pol/ memes at this point. Reality itself has been rewritten to align with what I find funny
'Achilles'- that's a weird way of spelling 'Frankentein's monster'
>>535357815Isn’t Xer supposed to be playing the dead Achilles? I imagine a dead rotting body would look a bit like that.
>>535357815Lore accurate, Achilles was enough of a twink that Hector mistook his femboy Patroclus for the real deal.
>>535359528I think it’s more so people are just tired of the bullshit and /pol/ is just the most abrasive vocal form of that. And I think the elite are okay with it as they see it as a release valve in a way, but they’re severely miscalculating where they’re currently at. I honestly think in the coming years as things get worse you will see murders of high ranking officials and billionaires, you will more gruesome style murders and it will be celebrated by the general population as folk heroes. Just like we have an almost weekly school shooting in America now, you will have a weekly billionaire murder.
>>535359535You mean Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s master piece?
>>535357815I'd still fuck that boy pussy
>>535358621Kek
>>535359535ACK-illes
