These 2 scholars pull a knife on you and demand your phone.How do you respond?
>>535373093kill them
>>535373093My phone is bait and I always carry a knife.
>>535373093I die fighting.
>>535373093>throwing west-sideI'll counter with east-side and go >bbbrraaaaaaapppppp wagwanThen start dropping propa nangting bars and shiieeetttt.This is the British culture, right?
>>535373093I give it to them because it is a $30 dumbphone. Although perhaps this will enrage them. So maybe I die either way.
>How do you respond?With SNEED in all fields.
time to go back to africa
>>535373093I put my head down and give them everything while saying very little and trying to avoid eye contact during.
>>535373093'okay, just let me clear my browser history real quick'
>>535373093“That’s a nice bike.”Then I flip him off of it and beat the other guy with it
>>535373093I pull out my own knife and use it(I know a bit of kali / eskrima plus not my first rodeo so would slice n dice niggers)And then everyone clapped
>>535373093Start acting like a full blown retard having a tantrum about legos while ugly crying hitting myself in the face before I pull down my pants and jerk off in front of them
>>535373270I worked at welfare housing for years as a social worker and can say for a fact those big foot long knives work. Just put one in your backpack and pull it when needed and they back off
>>535373093give them this look and reach in my jacket
>>535373538
>>535373093So anyway I started blasting
>>535373582If you dont want to stab someone just bear spray them. I have seen so many people get sprayed and it works
>>535373500>Then I flip him off of it and beat the other guy with itthis is some rare outside the box creativity you don't see often
>>535373093niggers should be shot on sight
>>535373093Idk they look scary... i would js get down on my knees n tuck myself in between whilst avoiding eye contact w them....
>>535373093If its in my country they're getting stabbed first m, before having the chance to bix nood
>>535373500Same thing I was thinking, anon.
>>535373582The type of retards that carry knives like these have 0 idea how to use a knife as a weapon and think them having a bigger knife makes up for them not knowing how to use it
>>535373093start chirping to camouflage myself as a regular hallway
they usually go for people that have their phone out leaving little time to draw anything on them. I propose a phone cover with a shiv attached to it so you can stab the nigger in his eyes with your phone
>>535373093I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>535373093Just a knife?
>>535373740You could try doing a haka at them Rangi.
>>535373719>they look scaryliterally just casually say "wassup niggas" and they will cancel any hostilities
>>535373093I open carry, so I would just look at my hip and back at them and say no
>>535373795Sure but ill be scared cuz i never saw a black person in my entire life sooo idk how to interact w them? (I mean i have dealt w gyppos before but they weren't that very intimidating lol)
>>535373093i laughi have no talk time.
>>535373093Sure bro, take the thing with the tracking device in it lmao.
>>535373836Pfft Texas red would smoke you're slow ass. Can't draw for shit old man .
>>535373869If you don't live in Calarasi sigur ai negri in oras.
>>535373093>make it look like I'm handing it over>actually deliver a full force downward thrust kick to the knee of the one without the knife>immediately turn and put the knife wielder's forearm in a lock>break his elbow bone throughIf the other Nigger hasn't yet limped away...>grab the knife and stab him>hold onto the knife in case the other Nigger reengagesYou don't wanna stab the 2nd Nigger or you'll end up like Chud the Freemason.
sure, here you goi'm really sorry if you find anything racist in my 4chan memes folder, i don't mean to be offensive or hurtfulis there anything else i can help you with? i have money if you need
>>535373093*Stops time**Throw 100 knives**find a road roller*Wryyyyyyyyyyyy
>>535373904Sheeeiiiiitt
>>535373905Yeah but i only saw a few (like 4 max), but never directly interacted w them though.
Pull out my phone, start recording and shout "he chimpin out". Most of the time it works.
>>535373093Easy Glock 21 double tap they love watermelon right well their heads will pop like their favorite food problem solved
>>535374056>GlockYou mean shower them in the mince meat that used to be your fingies when the glocknade goes pop.
>>535373093>"sure catch">throw my Nokia at the one in the bike knocking him off>while the other is distracted, charge him and delivery my sweet chin music for the KO>the other tries flee on his bike>"I said catch">I lauch my trusty Nokia once again heat seeking out his head delivering the final blow >Walk away, nothing personal kid
>>535373093>How do you respond?
>>535373093<----- I just show them one of my cards. Pic related!
>>535373093My posture, movement, and appearance are such that they would never prey on me, and the only black people around here make six figures.
>>535374201>the only black people around here make six figures.Drug lord or NBA?
>>535373793Nigger I'm white that's like me saying you should throw a boomerang at them and dont be ramama or whatever it is they do over there
>>535373093Ask to see their knife licence
>>535374262You could do one of those nasal white boy hakas where you pronounce all the words wrong.
>>535374301KEK
>>535374230Navy, airforce, civil servants and tradesmen, doctors, haven't been to the HOA meetings lately.
>>535373093My phone is old and the screen is cracked. It's not worth robbing. But i would throw it to them and pull out the knife.
>>535374455So drugs guns and extortion after all.
>>535373895You think the police are going to go door to door in whatever apartment building they live in to find it for you?
Might be better to just slam it on the ground.
>>535373093Thank God I live in America. Introduce them to my friend "Mossberg 500".
favorite/ most run drill is draw from concealed->2 rounds inside 8" circle>left/ right ~1 yard, 2 rounds inside 8" circle>par is 3 seconds at 10 yardsyou niggers are going on a t-shirt at a carwash kek>1700+ fps btw
>>535374628One tracking app and a bbq lighter can make them regret taking it.
>>535373093say "niggeR" then magdump on the one holding the knife. say "niggeR", magdump on the one not holding the knife, then put my knife in his hand.stand your ground/constitutional carry states rock.
>>535374729>bergOy vey
>>535373093I first produce my pistol and I then produce my rapier, saying "Stand and Deliver for you are a bold Deceiver!"
>>535374130He said Glock, not sig p320.
>>535373895>>535374628"Leads? Yeah... sure. I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab"
>>535373093Tell'em they should go back to the monkey enclosure before the zookeeper finds out it's empty. Then throw the bike in the river.
>>535373762kek>robbery victims jus be soun lyk dat
>>535373538ANECDOTESyou must have some
>>535373093I have studied The Blade, and would relentlessly decend upon them in a Dragon Twister attack move.
>>535373093BANG BANG BANG BANG...BANG...BANG
>>535373093Shoot them. Throw their bodies in my truck. Leave. Chop them up. Drive the country side tossing pieces out the window.
>>535373093
Charge up my chi and throw a Hadouken at those lames.
>>535374768So you go to prison for burning down an apartment building?
>>535376047Not if you burn down the judge first. Checkmate.
>>535373093I show them my beat up seven year old phone that wouldn't even sell for its parts. They let me off after looking down to check my literal who brand shoes.
>>535373562Golly gosh..
>>535376399Why did you buy a phone off a beat up 7 year old?
>>535376399same. out of pity they give me a phone they stole the other day. we share a spliff and go on to jump OP together
>>535373093Get on my knees. Open my mouth. And start sucking their BBCs. Swallowing the gravy. Heaven.
>>535373500>“That’s a nice bike.”Based T-1000 anon.
>>535373093Pull my pistol and drop them. Duh.
>>535373199fpbp
Give them whatever they want to not risk a 1.25 million dollar bond.
>>535373446KekHonestly if I'm caught lacking, I'm probably not willing to get stabbed over maybe 50 euro worth of phone, but it's merely the personal shit I wouldn't want them to haveAre phones even a profitable thing to steal other than maybe the brand new iPhone, like no one is buying my piece of shit more than a tenner
>>535373719>>535373728The duality of "man" (well man-like early hominid)
>>535373093I don't have a phone
>>535376949>Are phones even a profitable thing to steal other than maybe the brand new iPhone,can't you brick an stolen iphone remotely? you can an android phone
>>535373836>I open carry >I make myself a priority target >I provide a visible weapon that can be stolen and used against me It’s just not worth it for the sheriff larp
>>535377057Yeah I think iPhones have some of the heaviest "security" but that usually doesn't stop people seeing "bling bling" and the 1000 euro price tag I'd think
>>535373093Run away.
>>535376634Quintessentially American post, but that unironically might freak them out enough to fucking run in terror
Show them my cheap Android phone and put it back in my pocket.
>>535377057nowadays there's chink tech that can reset iphones and android phones to factory settings bypassing the security measuresthese niggers sell them to some chink/jeet shop that resets and resells themi'm not sure if the tech can reset the IMEI though aka the device id, if not then technically it'd be still possible for police to track the phone and find it but they wouldnt bother use so much resources for just a phone
>>535373093>the scholars never saw me because they were already dead before they couldyes I do fantasize of a world where the rule of law has broken down and niggers become free hunting
>>535377094I'm a cop numbnuts
>>535373270>carrying a knifeThat's great to cut strings and stuff, but you should have a gun or you will always be defeated by multiple attackers and have your wife and daughter raped.
>>535373093I always carry a gun so I shoot them once they enter a 50 meter radius of me>>535377393you need to kill yourslef immediately you fucking worthless zogbot piece of trash
I am a pussy and full of anxiety so I have ideas for everything. I have to phones, an iPhone with all the banking apps, crypto, etc., and a Xiaomi phone just with a debit card and some money. The iPhone never leaves the House. If I get mugged I Will looked down like the fucking pussy I am and hand them everything I have. I love BERSERK but sadly, I am no gattsu or Griffith. I get scared very easily
>>535376634That’s so Reddit
>>535373093You don't know if you'd get stabbed even you're complying with their demands, so it would be best to stab them first if they make any advancing hostile movements.
>>535373093Spray bear spray at their face/eyes and crotch area. As they screech, pull my machete and cut the arm/wrist off the one holding the knife. As the other one turns to run away, i pick up brick/rock/whatever blunt item is around and bash it into the back of his head. Behead them, and post their heads on stakes nearby. Next, use one of several passports to escape the country after altering appearance (which will match the passport photo). From secure location, post a webm of the beheadings and call european men towards the righteous calling of total nigger death. Organic campaign begins of young dissident white men printing and posting the QR code everywhere in stickers. Random acts of violence against niggers break out all across the western world, eventually leading to all out race-war Subscribe to my newsletter for Part 2.
Tell them its a Samsung, do a 360 and walk away.
>>535373093I'm more likely to get confronted by beggars. I don't understand that dynamic at all. I don't look like a generic tourist if I'm in a different city and I suppose I don't appearance doesn't scream exclusive otherwise. But that's my only guess.
>>535379623I should've proof read this. Outing myself as fucking brown over here.
>>535373093i know were we can get a few phones, and some weed - *give them the address of my enemy, put it into google maps direction in my phone so they can find their way there*track the phone with my other phoneexecute self-destruct sms when they arrive at destination
How long until europe has uk tier anti knife laws?
>>535373093https://youtu.be/oEFPcljAXgs?si=JvBmF2MqZMZ07Cn5
>>535373199You're in Norway you pyssy cracker you wouldn't kill shit
>>535373093give them a lick with my nigger be good stick
>>535373869I'm so fucking jealous.
>>535373093Would never happen I have a car and can go anywhere I want, I avoid interacting with scholars.
>>535379910In Apefrica you wouldn't stand a chance
>>535373093*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*
>>535373093Put half a mag in each of them, reload, and do it again.
>>535373093They dress better than most of this board ngl, and they are comfortably out of doors
>>535373762Underrated
>>535373093I pretend to Shit my pants, stutter y-yes sure plz don’t hurt me, pull my knife, Watch the Right niggers Arm/hand/knife and Go from my prone Position for Right niggers femoral vein. Then i cry Infront of Court and say i got targeted because i‘m Gay or dining with my ancestors
>>535373795>>535373869Just saying >Chill I listen to Farrakhan used to work but doubt these know who Farrakhan is
>>535373093Considering there isn't any diversity where I am, and I'm not going anywhere they are, they'd have to come to me. There's a lot of room for 6' deep holes out here. And considering the amount of chugs that disappear out here, I don't imagine they'll be venturing this way any time soon.
Claw both dey heads with this as fast as possible the moment they approach me
>>535373093>How do you respond?By not being there in the first place.
>>535376994lol, naw but like idk what i would actually do in a situation like this...
>>535373093Give them my Israeli supplied pager
>>535373093I've never owned a cell phone, so...
when i was in my 20's 4 gyppos tried to mug me and i stabbed one in the stomach while the rest clobbered me. i got sentenced for 2 years for aggravated bodily harm as the gyppo lost a kidney and another one got slashed pretty bad as well. i still carry a knife.
10mm edc .22 mag American arms as backup
>>535382074Wish guns were much easier to get here, fucking shoot them dead.
>>535373093I ask them why they want to see a bunch of naked pics of their girlfriends
>>535373093If I don't have my guns on me then I will give them my phone. I am not an action movie hero and it's not worth being stabbed to look like a tough guy. Smart phones are traceable and they will soon be arrested once the cops track my stoken phone back to their crime nest. Niggers are dumb as shit and always steal phones which is why they always get caught.
>>535382427stolen*
>>535373582Now thats a knoife
>>535373093Violence. Then I take their wallets, find their shit skin family and eradicate those disgusting creatures.
>>535373093pull out the gun and prepare got get dragged through the courts and media and ultimately loseoh wait this is Florida
Give them my phone because only a retard is going to die over a phone
>>535373093I pull out my knife and challenge them. I also have 40 acres on my property that is a forested area. I can make those two disappear. It's more common than you think. Also, why would I even be around niggers in the first place?
>>535374817Glocks take your hand.Sig takes your friend.Know the difference, it could save your life.
>>535373093Knife them first. Always carry
>>535373093>being within pull up range of scholarsYou only have yourself to blame.
>>535373093hand over my burner phone and when he reaches for it chop his hand off then run away laughing.
>>535373093give it to em' I'm gonna report my IMEI and brick it under 60mins.
>>535373093Take the guy out on the bike he is mounting first. I would side straddle him and emphasize leverage of all our weight and break his femur immbolizing him. As for crazy eyes there I think I would take my chances and run after i fuck with the biker. I also take his shoe off and chuck it two blocks away.
>>535373093Easy, I shoot bear pepper spray at them and then anally rape the one sitting on the bike.
>>535373562
>>535373511Slice and dice that crazy eyes in the neck.
>>535379623>I don't look like a generic tourist if I'm in a different city and I suppose I don't appearance doesn't scream exclusive otherwisebeggars don't give a shit what you look like, they want drug/drink money. their yield is probably like 5% of people they ask so they just ask anyone
>>535380162How does having a car help? You never walk anywhere ever?
Sorry im not a fag opChads dont get mugged
>>535373538How will I traverse knife free zones?
>>535374262>I'm whitekek. you are all mutted as bad as the seppos, 'brew'
>>535373093see this is why i keep my left pocket full of loose 1$ bills. when you need a distraction from this type, you just toss the bills all over the place. they can't help but start to track the bills like a cat with a laser pointer. once they lose focus, use whatever you want on them. probably doesn't even have to be real money but i haven't tried that yet. don't use coins, the sound doesn't work.
>>535373093Give them my flip phone, and hope they don't make too much fun of me for not having a smart phone.
>>535379910>You're in Norway you pyssy cracker you wouldn't kill shitThe niggerflag of fatigue is now the honorary jeet camo. Just add in a brown streak somewhere.
>>535373093I start kicking testicles.You have to stab a guy like 10+ times to stop him.I dont think their testicles could take 10 kicks from a steel toed work boot.
>>535374177i like the way you think anon posting such a good meme and then getting zero replies for hours in a thread like this one seems to be odd. i am convinced there is something else going on, maybe its because you implied those street scholars can read in the first place ? maybe the better reply would have been to just post "Yes" and picrel ?
>>535373093staredown on them and start giving them the evil eye. possibly scream and foam out of mouth too.
>>535377330>yes I do fantasize of a world where the rule of law has broken down and niggers become free huntinghave you considered becoming law and order without that broken down world ?
>>535373093>These 2 scholars pull a knife on you and demand your phone.>How do you respond?Get fucked, samboBut this is a theoretical, irl these manlet retards wouldn't make eye contact with me
>>535373093pull out my legal sized spork and say "that's not a knife... this is a knife"
Realistically, at this distance you can't put much of resistance against a knife. Unless you're some seal team 6 tacticool operator, but nah, even then you can't do shit. So in this particular scenario, I'd take the L.
>>535373093Pull out a gun. Take their knife, bike, shoes.
>>535390093>gets boom'd by boomer stratsnothin personnel, negro
>>535390423Well, I assume you can't do it, although it could work, if you're prepared. Just not this cowboy bullshit anons itt suggest.
>>535390594>if you're preparedobserving the local fauna is self defense 101 my friend
>>535390748You'll always let a slip at some point. If you're surrounded by such fauna 24/7, you should consider moving or alternatively some more radical changes.
>>535387959yes!
>>535373093Shoot them with fent coated bullets, and then stabbed with a fent coated knife.
>>535391909Why cover her face? Public shaming.
