This information is coming out quick. Its hard to keep up. Does anyone have anymore leaks about Pinecone?What we know:>Penis is called Pinecone>Women love it>Viagra makes it bigger>Wagies at the airport have to touch itThis thread is dedicated to breaking news and theories about Pinecone.
don't care. i don't like that Mossad is leaking his private texts.
>>535386203Attentions. I nebber touch pinecone only egg deek. Vote strong be good to self.
>>535386203>Posted by Aaratrika Bal
>>535386203Straightest libertarian
>>535386203love it. I want the TSA to touch my acorn. maybe let out a little moan.
>>535386203How did Jews get into his phone to leak texts? Loomer is the one who leaked them
>no source>no evidence>claimed by Larry Loomer on Twitter>Posted by Aaratrika Bal
>>535386707Who knows whether its true, but if it IS true then Loomer admitting Mossad can get into US Congress private data is a bad move
The real question is, why is he taking.boner pills before flights? Is it because he wants strangers to grab his wiener? Sus.
>>535386843>Aaratrika BalWhat race is this?
>>535386203What a degenerate RINO
>>535386203trump raped kids btw
>>535386890Exactly kek. They think this is some exposé on Massie but it’s just showing how far jewery has gone
>"He took viagra and called his dick a pine cone!! What a degenerate! You should be outraged!"The entire established political class along with biggest bankers and the most rich and famous people in society were all fucking kids, drinking their blood, and sacrificing them to demons. "Oy veeyyy you commie! That's not MAGA! Who cares?!?! They were 15!! Epstein was based!!"Jews and their media shills are so fucking retarded.
>>535386203that's funny, massie is a funny guy. anyhoo, what about the jerky in the epstein files?
>>535386961I dont even know man. That's true mystery meat
>>535386203they use mmWave detectors these days there is zero reason to touch someone. A friend was paranoid about them so tsa just made him stand in line for a hour until he gave up. That was last year.
>>535386961Demon possessed shitskin goblin kike.
Pinecone is better than egg-shaped penis
O M G YOU CAN'T SEE ME I'M BLENDING IN JUST LIKE A PINE TREE
Wow, I'm totally offended by Massie's text messages, and not the fact that Jewish corporations will publicly release our private conversations to humiliate us during crucial moments in our careers if we don't do everything they demand.
>>535386322>anagram for Baal RaticateI shat bricks
>>535386203>this is really the best attack they can come up with on election dayjews really picked a golden controlled opp candidate here
>>535386322/thread
>>535386203Based.
>>535386961>believes in doing deep research through reliable sources on the web and social media platforms such as X and Facebook, to ensure complete accuracy in her articleslmfao nigga
>>535386239What's wrong with a foreign nation who hates us and steals all our money, murders us with expermenital vaccines and medicine and fake virus panic stealing a congressmans data.Lighten up pal don't take the world so seriously it's just your politician
>>535386203What? A low quality sex scandal is this the best they can do? Just embarrass him a little with schoolyard level gossip?
>>535386203Imagine being FAGA and not supporting this absolute patriot. I hope they enjoy their eternal sentence of getting raped in a burning dungeon alongside their jewish masters.
>>535386203Why is there 7 threads on /pol/ right now talking about this mans cock? Why is there this extremely forced propaganda effort against him in the last month?
>>535386203Oh wowLike a thousand other guys haven't thought about popping a blue pill and proudly going through the x-ray machine full mast
>>535387231She must like pokemon
>>535386961That third paragraph has nothing to do with her profession and whoever included that in her bio should be fired.
all libertarians in the GOP need to be purged.the GOP needs to be purer.
>>535386203stop shitting up the board with this lame jew shit. KIKES RAPE KIDS
>>535387333>he honestly believes in the "outsider" fantasy and that anyone unowned will be allowed in the systemI'd like to believe in a Massie but I'm too cynical
>>535386203WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT HE DOES PRIVATELY SEXUALLY AS LONG AS HE ISNT A RAPIST OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT YOU GUYS TRIED THIS ON MATT GAETZOMG NOOOOO HE HAD SEX WITH PROSTITUTES AND 1 MIGHT HAVE BEEN 17 OH NO IF ONLY SHE WAS LIKE 3 DAYS OLDER IT WOULD BE FINEIM NOT SAYING ITS A GOOD THING BUT HOW IS SHIT LIKE THAT WORSE THAN THE SHIT MOST OF CONGRESS DOESRAPE SMALL CHILDREN IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY THEY ALSO ENJOY IT TOO SICK FUCKSEATING POOP AND ALL THE OTHER SHITBUT YEAH GUYS YOURE TOTALLY RIGHTBEING MEAN AND CALLING YOU KIKES IS TOTALLY WORSE THAN BEING A CHILD RAPING ALEISTER CROWLEYESQUE NIGGER SATANIC FREAK
>>535387293Good eyes. I completely missed that. wtf
>>535386961jeet
migger shills out in full force
>>535386322>Aaratrika BalJews and their army of Indian propagandists
Interesting how every primary there's a leak from anyone who doesn't work for Israel, AIPAC or Thiel.
>>535386203These jews really can't help it kekGuy doesn't even have anything to expose him on so they are going to leaking private text messages.>Kill his wife, he doubles down>can't get him on kidfucking, insider trading, etc. because he's not part of your cultist groupsThey must be getting really pissed.
>>535386203a MassiVe pinecone
>>535387720how the fuck do you even pronounce two A's in a row like thatif one of them is supposed to be or is effectively silent why the fuck is it there, silent letters make no damn sense
Pinecone Massie going to buckbreak trump and his owners
>>535387893I think it's just pronounced as a long A, bud
>>535386239This
>>535386239I care in that it shows how desperate trump's owners are.
it's like trying to pronounce fucking "baal", everyone I hear doing it says "ball" or "bowel">>535387968ayy lmaothere is no long A people pronounce it like it uses different letters entirely when they do thatenglish is dumb
>>535388042"bael" like bale of haykill all jews and their enablers.
>>535386203>Can't have guy talk anymoreIf Drumf can say "Grab em by the pussy," Massie shouldn't be condemned for his colorful dialogue.
>>535386203>news worthy to a kike.
>>535387968>>535388042Look where it says she graduated>>535386961
>>535387968> the first word in any elementary school the dictionary is aardvark> this retard can't pronounce it
>>535388085Only Trump can get away with that for some reason
>>535387968>budwe say nigger here
>>535388074that's a new one, never heard that >it's two A's but you pronounce it as AEtableflip.bat.gif.exe>>535388124>BA.LLBlel
>>535386203Holy shit, kikes are insane with their propaganda to smear this guy.A sobering realization is that they did this to all their enemies.
>>535388041No you see it's fine for Donald to brag about staring a 14 year old girls in a beauty pageant or grabbing women by the pussy that is locker room talk but a Viagra joke is way too far. That TSA Agent would've been mortified and deserves justice. Honestly he should be in prison.
>>535388150>the actual pronunciation is arrdvark not ahhdvark>uses two A's but is pronounced again like it's using different letters that aren't thereso, there's silent letters, and then invisible letters?
>>535386203Smear campaigns on this board are always so obvious and inorganic.We see you.
>>535386300She reminds me of stifler’s mom…
>>535386203>news and theories about PineconeIt's actually just a pinecone
>>535388215To be fair while english is dumb Baal predates the existence of english so I'll give it a pass on that one kek>>535388266Cultists fear Massie's massive pinecone penis.
try explaining to a child how you tell when to pronounce things this or that way in english and you'll see how dumb it isit becomes this second nature thing to native english speakers, this intuition, but it actually makes no logical sense you can explain to someone else
>>535386890It’ll just be some ghost contractor that gets blamed… everything is plausible deniability with companies that leech off the government
>>535386203>>535386239>>535386300>>535386322imagine being a TSA wagie and touching Massie's pinecone
>>535386203I'm voting for the man with the hardest penis.
>>535386203Thats the best thing they could dig up lmao.
>>535386239That's the actual story not that a TSA agent hands brushed his johnson
>>535388444using a apostrophe like I've seen (Ba'al) makes sense because it's force separating it into two syllables instead of the one everyone automatically uses for it
>>535386203BREAKING NEWS:Massie found to be based and hilarious. Details at 10
>>535388526>TSA breakroom:>ayo you see that mayo motherfucker?>"yeah?">he had a BIG OL PINECONE gnomesayin?>"daaaamn">Whole ass pine TREE up in there>"he do be lookin like he packin tho"
>>535386203This makes me like him more.
>>535388444>>535388266>>535388041>>535386239>>535388612Every 3 days its like another equivalent of GamerGateWhat have they done? theres no cope left theyre about to run out
BREAKINGBREAKINGBREAKINGThe average dimensions of the American pinecone have been DROPPED and the results are SHOCKING. We are waiting patiently for confirmation from Thomas Massie that this is an accurate representation of his penis.Until then we can only sit and wonder of what it looks like.
>>535386947>it's afraidthe jew fears the pinecone
>>535388710
>>535387033Average normie won’t understand.
>>535388710Black girls guess the size of penis based on the thighs. I’m in the Deep South, that’s the way it works.
>>535386203Israel lying about Massie again. Total kike removal. Massie for president
>>535386203isn't pinecone >>535386947 a memory context extension system for "AI", so it can actually remember shit without being retarded, or did I miss something?been telling claude plays pokemon dev to use it for like a year.
>>535389024>TSA agent awkwardly touching it>using viagranone of the surrounding contexts fit unless massie is using some mafia tier code talk and assuming that is hugely paranoid
>>535389222just now reading the "text messages reveal" part in the OP and I lost all interest, I don't care what some US politician is doing, where is the list of epstien collaborators/other ring leaders and why aren't they in prison.
>>535389571>where is the list of epstien collaborators/other ring leaders and why aren't they in prison.why are you still talking about this, you must not have seen the aliens' stock values, trump was a whistleblower but the whole thing is a democrat hoax anyway so it was like, a dog whistle he was blowing or somethingyou lost tranny
>>535387802This. I think everyone is forgetting they killed his wife off. This tells me he’s bugged. They’re listening and watching him, even his devices aren’t safe.
>>535389688>why are you still talking about thisbecause no arrests have happened and I have a memory longer than a goldfish>it was all a hoaxkill yourself
>>535390220>miggers are so incredibly retarded that you can be as dumb as possible while imitating them and try to project sarcasm into it as hard as you can without fucking typing /s and people still take it as sincere statements
>The guy calling Trump a sexual predator turns out to be a total pervertEvery fucking time. I hope the FBI throws this clown in jail.
>>535387473What do you think they're trying to do retard? If he really was allowed and this is a dog and pony show why go through it at all? Waste money for nothing?
anyway i zoned out when they tried to release the Alien Files and that other thing at the same time
Please keep in mind with the combined force of the Israeli and US government and unlimited aipac funding this was the best they could come up with to smear him with
>>535390607plus i pay like $300 per month for cable internet monopoly and im pretty sure 90% of it goes to israel
>>535390505>What do you think they're trying to do retard?sell you on him being actual oppositionthey're known to go to some extreme lengths to accomplish this>Waste money for nothing?it's just imaginary numbers anyway and they control the media, right, so how do you know the stories of them spending all this cash to oppose him are even real? is anyone actually spending all that money or are they just telling you they did
>>535386203BASEDBEYOND BELIEF
>>535386203This is the new hunter biden cock pics lmao
>>535386961Male
>>535386203Hmm nah, i’ve checked photos of him and he has the baby eating glow on his skin.
>>535390352
>>535386203That's pretty funny. Maybe burgers should stop stripping people at the airport? Also ban male infant genital mutilation.
>>535390871this but unironicallylesser men would just roll with it and pretend doing that counts as "trolling"but, as I said in that post, it's understandable because miggers are actually THAT fucking stupid
This is the saddest attempt at manufactured controversy I've ever seen.>man makes dick joke>same as billions othersThis.This is why people hate kikes.
>>535386203Is this story just part of the smear campaign against Massie because he shines the spotlight on AIPAC?
>>535390381ayo this nigga wants a pinecone
UH OH BOYS, MOSSAD IS TAKIN THE GLOVES OFF
>>535386203Kikes are subhumanI will blow my mossad handler's brains out of the back of his skull and piss on his skull's bone fragments
>>535386203Kikes are getting desperate
>>535391297that's what it's announcing, yestypically whatever the first surface narrative that comes to mind it, that's what it's been intended for you to glean from itif they outright made that the obvious reason it would be way more suspicious, but not like they're really being all that subtle anymore
whole thing seems really bad for kikes til you start paying attention to who does and doesn't ever even once say "jew" or "kike", only "israeli" and "zionist" not going to be fun being a white male 10 years from now, hopefully I'll be dead by then
>>535386203mossad hack job
>>535386961pretty obviously a jeeta
>>535387181Didn't you get the word from the miggers those dead adolescents were 15 and consented so it's okay that their bones are in a fireplace iranny!
>>535386203>Penis is called PineconeUnconfirmed. The texts said that "pinecone set the machine off." The media is assuming it is his dick. Also, the source is Laura Jewmer.
>>535388761>pinecone status?Petrified.
>>535386203That just makes him even more based. He’s not watching t porn like most republican politicians.Or fucking children for that matter.
>>535386961>and she has also covered US Crime at for more than 1 year since 2022.what
>>535392184>ayy lmaoThey're here
>>535392184>JewmerHow’s Larry doing these days Anon?
>>535392448impressive
>>535386203>Based man opposes kike money>'suddenly' stuff like this came outFuck off kike faggots this shit is old. Only the most boomer of boomers would believe this.>>535392184Ah of course the kike demon would be behind this. Everyone's daily reminder demons are indeed real and are active on Earth. Thankfully, they seem to reveal themselves visually in no time at all.
>>535392184I'm convinced there's only 1 or 2 plastic surgeons out there bogging all the celebrities and other random whores and they find it extremely funny. Like the Doctor who would lop teen girls tits off. She got off on that way more then she should have.It does explain how she got in Massie's phone. All phones have bogdabots.
>>535386203This is FUCKING IT. IT. IT. MASSIE IS DONEASSIEISDONE
>>535392646plastic surgeons generally only give a shit about the money and women are like alcoholics with it, once they get one thing done they can't stop seeing minor flaws to fix and keep getting more shit, doesn't really even take any encouragement from the surgeonand the lip bloating-cheek fat removal-cheekbone accentuation combo is this "glow up" fad now
>>535386890Ostensibly Loomer received these from Massie’s jilted ex-girlfriend as the recipient no mossad magic needed.
>>535393117The handlers protect the feedback loop by keeping these celebrities away from People like me that would out loud exclaim "holy fuck what is wrong with your face?! You look like a demon!" While slowly backing away.
>>535390352>>535390956It really is impossible to act stupid enough to make it obvious you're not really a migger
>>535393293lel, that one knows she fucked up because nobody recognized her and she did it right in the middle of the show so people thought she got recastran around for a while swearing it was 'natural aging' and she didn't have any surgery and saying she had surgery was sexist
>>535393400>woman>doubles downI didnt know she said all that, poor thing has been taken by the nothing.
>>535393293I don't know what you're talking about, nobody can tell when a woman has plastic surgery.
watching all of you faggots seethe and cope when Gallrein gapes Masshole tonight will be kino
>>535393381maybe if you make a bunch of homoerotic ai pics to post with it but even then, they "ironically" played YMCA at the inauguration
>>535390381Doomtrolling?
>>535386203>israel and drumpfs final cope to 'own Massie' is to reveal that he calls his dick 'pinecone' and that he is HUNG like a fucking stallion?
>>535393504she was really fucking cute too, it's practically criminal
>>535393516Aaaaahhhhhh! Why did you post that rubber faced monster, that's a Halloween mask right?
>>535393672>uh, yeah my country might be even worse off and go into the shitter faster and become even MORE of a slave state to israel>but Massie lost so uh... take that?kek
>media screeching about viagra texts are they also screeching about him obviously being spied on by certain foreign agents and maybe domestically?
>>535386203Still voting for Pinecone
>>535393820I like the part where the creators spent 4 seasons mocking her for fucking up her face after that and made it part of the show.
>>535386203>needs viagraImpeach
>>535393869it means the educated voters aren't falling for your retarded charades about child sex trafficking and elite conspiracy theories and would rather focus on actionable policy that will improve their lives
>>535386673Im putting some nigger toes in my pocket next time I fly.
>>535394081>and would rather focus on actionable policy that will improve their livessounds like trump is fucked then
>>535386203If you haven't had a TSA sheboon grab the Ol Pinecone, then I feel sorry for you
>>535394147no tax on tips, tax cuts, cutting spending and DOGE, stopping mudslimes from getting nooks... the list goes on and onwhat has Masshole done?
>>535386203they want him to lose so badhow did they get his private texts of a sitting politician?hmmmm
>>535394012lol wait, they did? I dropped it entirely, that may have been a mistakeI appreciated how they rewrote the white male nazi character to be a jewess, great tongue in cheek
>>535394012Quintessential Seth Rogan. I bet he convinced her to do it, too.
>>535386203Based. Keep seething kikes.
>>535394239>DOGEKEK>>535394262Yeah first ep of the season had her being called a 3 out of 10 while she listened and vaped
>>535394449yeah, I'm going to have to catch up, thanks
>>535386203If my messages with my friends/workmates leaked out I'd probably get burned at the stake. I say worse shit than this pretty much hourly.I'll come to your house and rape your dog to death in front of your children, don't test me.
>>535394563If you ask nicely in a /tv/ shitpost thread tonight after the finale I bet people will gladly post em. Tonight is the pathetic SERIES finale. Will be a great shitpost event.
>>535393829>I'm gonna bite your dick off
>>535394681haven't been there in a while, since the last few times I've ended up banned same day I went backI figured because of all her bullshit about it being "natural aging" and sexism they weren't going to touch it
>>535394752this bitch would consume a pinecone whole
>>535394835lel this actually makes me feel kind of bad for herfuckwelp know what I'm watching later
>>535394835Damn she looks tranny in this shot, grim.
>>535395011>>535395019It is funny she looks way better with a bit of weight on her too. If she had never bogged her face she'd be gorgeous right now.
>>535392646I'm fairly certain there's a Bogdanoff school of plastic surgery.
it's kinda funny, trump and his kikes are using same shameless lying media tactics that were used against him.
Major league bumpage
>>535386203Someone made a terrible and inoffensive joke. Is that really who you want to be your congressman? How about a nice Jew controlled puppet instead who fucks kids?
>>535395477I don't think anyone in good conscience can vote for a man with a large pinecone penis. They're just going to have to vote for him twice instead.
>>535395098honestly amazed there aren't contractual clauses already against that kind of shit, I mean they gave Cavill endless shit about shaving for reshoots on another movie, but some female can just become unrecognizable or turn into a man suddenly and require all these changes to explain it and make it make sense
super cool, let us know if he rapes kids too or if that's just the president
>>535395628Correct#twovotesforpinecone
>>535386203How many M&Ms can he fit on it? Is it over 8 inches? We can't let this man that fucks women with his giant cock win, MAGA!
>>535395759i think even she knows she fucked up bad and has to try and do shit like NO GUYS I HAVE GRAVES DISEASE I SWEAR PLS NO now kek
>>535386239It makes people hate them. Yes cunt, I’m speaking to you. You better fucking apologize right to my fucking face when we meet and better pray to God I don’t cave your fucking skull in on the spot
Hey quick question guys does Trump rape kids?
>>535395976Don't let colbert hear about this.
>>535386961>ANALystmy kind of gal
>>535394072its not neededit just helps give your gf a helluva ride lol
>>535396484migger hater here, I doubt ithe's just protecting people that didmakes way more sense in making it all go away, if you think about it; having one guy who actually didn't rape kids be taking the heat for covering up the whole thingI could be wrong but I don't believe they even NEED to blackmail Trump at all, he eagerly leaped in bed with the kikes in his 20's
>>535396167Not like Graves is not treatable or anything. Its a defencency of the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thyroid(fuck that took me a long time to remember). You just take daily meds to replace what the thyroid can't do anymore.
>>535397918She's making it up, gay men and women convinced her she was ugly since they hate themselves. They want the pinecones for themselves instead of her having them.
>>535386961>>535387367>loves reading or watching anything related to the thriller genreIt would be funny if there was a jeet stalker but instead of killing them he carried a big sack to trap jeets in. After the Jeetstalker pounces and they wake up, they are back in India. A fate worse than death.
>>535396484Possibly.I do know he's a dirty kike loving zionist faggot just like his daddy.
>>535387348Its all (((they))) have on him
>>535386322>jews + jeetsWhat a horrifying alliance.
Kek they are really desperate
>>535396484>>535397667>>535398930He probably fucked some teenage girls (ages 13-17) that Epstein whored out.
>>535399036jeets are the jews newest, most loyal, and most favored biological weaponand jeets love israel purely because israel hates muslims
>>535387802It really is crazy that the best they can do is "he got annoyed by a TSA agent touching his dick and made a crude joke about it in private"
>>535399036jewts
>>535399211If this is the absolute worst they can find on him then he's clearly a better man than 99% of the child rapists in congress and the white house
>>535399211Massie is now known as the Pinecone Baron he's swinging hardwoods. Cultists fucked up on this one.
>>535399036>>535399229wait what if jews+jeets is aryan?cause jewts is basically jutes which is like anglo saxons
>>535399943He really do be havin a big ass pinecone that scares jews.
>>535399943Bailey looking rough
#pineconemassie
>>535402341#coneocalypse
>>535386961It looks like the language spoken by Spurdo. Not Finnish, or any real language, but close enough to fool most people. That, or her parents used the Star Wars Name Generator.
lol is this really the worst they have on him? the average person has bigger skeletons in their closet than this.
Thermonuclear shilling. What should we call this level of shilling? Weimar tier?
>>535387893>how the fuck do you even pronounce two A's in a row like thatFuck you Kumar.
>>535386203Uh huh.. now show us what's under the illegal Epstein redactions.
>>535386203Thomas Massie is going to win the Kentucky Republican Party primary election.
>>535386203Also>OP is a fag>wants to know everything about massie's cockShame its all a mossad hasbara campaign, sorry OP (you faggot)
>>535387357Why do you post this dead guy?
>>535404609>Weimar tierNetanyahu and the Israel cabal are extremely desperate about the incoming defeat tonight of their $22 million zombie brain-dead candidate.
>>535393672>Gassie gapes MK-Geritolftfy Faggot
>>535386203What are the chances that this many people in power are weird perverts with receipts to show it? It's like every week we're finding out some congressman does crack. Or sleeps with whores. Or diddles children. Or diddles crack-smoking child whores. It defies belief that people who get to this level of power go through all the different stages of life that bring them there and this shit never comes to life even once.
>>535405988>It defies belief that people who get to this level of powethey never had power you think they have>they are...selected to be docile and best way of selection is by their flaws>those who select have power...you never see them
They always resort to baseless sexual accusations when it looks like they are about to lose.
What we know:>jews rape kids>jews steal: gold, oil, grain, women, elections, countries>jews lie
>>535386203pinecone xisters, not like this....
