>>535403668you're dysgenic
Forgot the last panel
>>535403668Easy to see magic animals in the sky when you're tripping on amanita
>>535403855christmas is about the birth of jesus
IM GAY AND HATE GOD BECAUSE HE SAYS NOT TO DO BUTT STUFF BUT I WANT TO DO BUTTSTUFF SO FUCK HIM ATHEIST BTW
it's funny how atheists deny Jesus but don't deny any other ancient historical figures. The first history of Cleopatra came from Plutarch and was written more than one hundred years after her death. There is more written about Jesus in the one hundred years after his death than there is written about Julius Ceasar. Why don't atheists deny Cleopatra or Julius Ceasar existed?
>>535403974sounds about right
>>535403668There is no evidence of humans before 6000 BC.
>>535403953Even believing biblical scholars admit he wasn't born on Dec 25
>>535403668Atheism is peak midwit niggerdom
>>535403792we evolved agency detection and pattern seeking and ritual bonding so religion is real?
>>535403792existing god is not needed for that tho
>>535404025I bet that scholar is an anti-Christ shitter destined for eternal damnation like you.
>>535403978there's quite a big difference between some influential jewish rabbi existing and him being omnipotent creator of the universe
>>535404344It’s quite natural for the Admin to play-test the server.
>>535404020>I'm a retarded brownK
>>535403792Is there a simple animal besides humans that displays religiosity?
>>535405643Whiter than you.
The existence of God is actually the most obvious and foundational fact one can infer from human existence. That is why atheism did not exist in the ancient world with some very, very slight and debatable exceptions. If you do not feel it is obvious, I understand you. The reason for the obfuscation is mass media and public education. These indoctrinated you from birth into another "reality" in which God is a silly puppet and an "outdated idea."The sad thing is that most atheists have no idea what God is and will never know. For them to learn this as an idea requires a kind of ideological boot camp in which the materialism conveyed by schoolbooks and advertising is gradually refuted over the course of years. It's very easy to do it just requires considerable time to go through all the information. May God save us all, have a nice day frens.
>>535405643>https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20191108-the-switch-that-saved-a-moon-mission-from-disasterRemember the time they had to use actors and puppets during the moon landing broadcast because the cameras failed? Good thing they had this back-up plan in place. The first moon landing was totally real too. So is space. Also everything the Jewish scientists tell me about relativity and quantum physics. My favorite space fact is the universe is filled with big black holes.Scientism is in no way a religion that requires faith. You can board your local space ship and go any time and see it for yourself. I HECKING LOVE SCIENCE!!1!XD
>>535404130evolution isn't real. you are designed to be a certain way, and any deviation from that design is unhealthy and self-destructive.
>>535403857something something, talking snakes and Jewish zombies.
>>535403668The people that actually hear voices never admit it.The people that do are brain damaged.
>>535405874Elephants? They seem to have rituals surrounding death, which is a basic component of religion.
>>535403668Wow, im atheist now
>>535403978There may have been some schizo who existed once, whose mother filled his head with a bunch of nonsense to cover up her infidelity. And maybe his schizo ramblings started a cult.
>>535404120Still tiers above believing in obviously fictional nonsense.
>>535403668>growing up and praising the sun
>>535406169Its not like the typical religio-tard knows any better. Whatever god is, its clearly not the fictional sky wizards described in the common religions.
>>535406787You are not above anything you low-tier atheist toddler. You can’t even win against the Market.
>>535403668Correct, let's get naked
>>535403668I've noooooticed since trumpie that there has been a massive, inorganic shill push on the board trying to rewrite history about the fedoras curb stomping them out of existence during the bush years. They were crushed so hard the media establishment tried to tie atheism to the woke horseshit they were about to push post occupy and manufactured atheism+ which was a massive joke filled with people like Steve Shives (remember that little faggot?) There's a meme floating around trying to manufacture the narrative that this place is for christcucks when the same people responsible for fucking the christcucks got the libertarians AND THEN swooped in and kek'd atheism+ since that was the next status quo; and they, well, We, we're correct.
>>535404205If the Bible is correct "Christians" will be the first to burn. Pedophile protecting school bombing, child starving,hypoctits who knew better. If I go to my judgment as an athiest all I have to do is say Christians were the worst among us. Why follow christ if his followers are pure evil?Jesus is on the ballot again. Vote "No" on Jesus.
>>535407256Might makes Right. Bitch. You atheist toddler will all die and go to Hell.
>>535403668Imagine having only one chance at this beautiful life,And then realizing you were born in New Zealand.
>>535403792>>535404130>>535405874Every successful civilization had some form of religious beliefs. More than that, there is a correlation between religious beliefs and birth rates. Reproduction is what evolution is all about, and religious people have more babies than atheists. Religious societies have higher birthrates than societies that have abandoned religion. Atheists in the US are not having kids, and are being replaced by Hispanic Christians and Indian Hindus.
>>535407373Fear of a fairytale is not morality. True morality comes from the integrity to do the right thing. Christians are immoral.
>>535407585True morality comes from Violence, and the Master of Violence is God Almighty.
>>535407547Need a way to keep the simple minded in line. Explaining the complexities of global finance to a Trump voter takes too much time.
>>535406912A moral, personal God would logically reveal Himself and give direction to His creation. He did so through His Son, Jesus Christ. If you repent and believe in His Son you would gain eternal life, but instead you are on the path to condemnation, due to your love of evil
>>535407632Fuck god. What a pathetic bitch.
>>535407652>he can't afford his own spoonFucking hell, man. You can make a wooden spoon. This isn't hard.
>>535407585>>535407632You're both wrong. You can build a decent enough morality out of an obstinate refusal to lie, which is what God does, which is what God advocates, but people just don't do it, just don't believe, don't care.
>>535407652When you have an independent thought let us know. We will laugh at that too.
>>535407696You are a pathetic cunt. I will turn 100$ into 1million$ from trading with the guidance of God Almighty. Mark my words.
>>535407777Got a picture of one you made?
what's even the point of activist atheism like this>DURRRRR we don't believe in anything,does that make you mad Christard? huh? pppfffftttttlalalalala I can't hear youlike ok? shut the fuck up already faggot.religions are the most ancient and powerful memes, as in dawkin's description of meme, that have ever existed l, straight form the substrate of millions of human minds.that's some living metaphysical shit you are disrespecting son,made by evolution itself.evolution seems to heavily favor the religious trait in humans
>>535407641>tfw too smart to reproducelmao okay buddy. Explaining the complexities of evolution (and how species which can't reproduce go extinct) to an atheist takes too much time.
>>535407641Nigger.
>>535407782I want my children to have a concept of objective reality. If I gave them religion I would be training them for subjigation. Your love of god is a weakness you will never overcome. I pity you sir.
I don't believe in any god or any sort of surnatural stuff but I generally don't mind religious people. The only problem is with the extremists who want to impose their views on everyone else.
>>535407987I will purge your entire bloodlines for blaspheming God Almighty.
>>535407831>A metaphor is a figure of speech that, for literary effect, refers to one thing by mentioning another. Thus, it invites the audience to make a comparison between two normally unrelated entities or ideas, which may provide clarity or identify hidden similarities between them. Metaphors are usually meant to create a likeness or an analogy.I don't know why I'm handing you a different spoon, but here we are.
>>535403668Nonsense. Human nature itself at this point in our evolution requires hope and faith in order to strive for the progress of our species. Religion is simply a mechanism for that end. It's not wrong. What is wrong is turning people into gods, prophets, allowing humans, who are all without exception inherently greedy, prone to violence and failure, to alter your faith and use you for their means.Atheism is in itself a belief as well, since you have no way of telling if there is a higher power or not. Neither the religious or the atheists have any proof for their claims other than "shit some dude said".At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter what you believe in, whatever gets you through life and keeps your moral code solid is fine. Stop telling people they're demonic, gonna suffer, die or whatever because their beliefs don't align with your own. Stop being faggot extremists about your beliefs. Belief is best most effective for yourself when its intimate.
>>535407585Morality comes from God, the morality of God was imprinted onto you when you were conceived. However because of the fallen nature of our flesh, the world, and Satan, this morality(conscience, which means with-knowledge), sears. You begin to justify wickedness in the vain pursuits of your own pride and lusts. In fact your condition is that of total depravity. When Christians say "grace alone", they mean that due to the depravity of man, we are capable of 0% of work toward our own salvation, INCLUDING even believing in Jesus Christ, the savior. The only way the faith comes about to believe in Jesus and be saved is by gift of God, and the means of which are the gospel (and the sacraments, which you obviously don't participate in).I come to share the good news with you though that death has been defeated, and pray that you pick up a Bible and read (start off with the New Testament), so that, God willing, you may be a recipient of saving faith and learn how great our God really is. It is by the grace of God you even read my message today. Or, you can resist, and perish in Hell. God takes no delight in that, but how can God be glorified if wickedness is not punished?
>>535407987I view God totally differently from Christians. To me, God is very distant and basically doesn't care at all about people. Big Bible God will settle out demonic matters. Jesus might rarely intercede with humans indirectly if angels think it's serious enough.Any real religion is literally nothing more than a pact with immaterial entities and if you get nothing out of it then you've been doing it wrong. Otherwise it's just a social club, some vague philosophical guidelines.
>>535403668ring ring it's 2013
>>535403792>>535407547Religion having societal benefits doesn't mean that its doctrines are literally true though, this is a bad argument
>>535408248"I cannot prove it to you" is not synonymous with "it is impossible to prove."Religion is only "wrong" in the sense that it is training wheels.
>>535408327I have seen a God that can predict the future with 100% precision. Now. I will try to win against the Market as I enhance my future reading capability.
Ironically I would think people that call themselves atheists might be more honest about their beliefs than call themselves Christians. Percentage-wise there's likely more "Christians" that pretend to believe in God (for their parents or for that meme trad wife) than there are atheists that secretly believe in the devil or whatever.>>535408472Hey, good for you. I don't think people really exploit the seer mutation all that much, they get too paranoid.
>>535406169The existence of Lord Xenu is actually the most obvious and foundational fact one can infer from human existence. That is why atheism did not exist in the ancient world with some very, very slight and debatable exceptions.If you do not feel it is obvious, I understand you. The reason for the obfuscation is mass media and public education. These indoctrinated you from birth into another "reality" in which Lord Xenu is a silly puppet and an "outdated idea."The sad thing is that most atheists have no idea what Lord Xenu is and will never know. For them to learn this as an idea requires a kind of ideological boot camp in which the materialism conveyed by schoolbooks and advertising is gradually refuted over the course of years. It's very easy to do it just requires considerable time to go through all the information.May Lord Xenu save us all, have a nice day frens.
>>535407547The west was pretty much 100% Christian when they brought in women's rights. Women's rights are the number one cause of birth rate collapse, not lack of religion.
>>535408623Birth rate is useless when I can just invent Immortality.
>>535403668Do you really imagine God as a man in the sky? Man no wonder you are an atheist you are functionally retarded
>>535403668Which theism?
>>535408618Scientology is technically atheistic. As far as I understand it there is no actual god in Scientology.
>>535403668Explain this then.
>>535403668There was never a point in human history in which superstition and religion overlapped. Even in the oldest cultures known, religion was always an expression of rigorous logic and metaphysics. Only an absolute moron with zero understanding of history and ancient culture would make an image like that or think it represented anything true.
