And lo, he said unto them, "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps bucko and go to college for a righteous career, and make lots of money (for money is above all things). Become a finance or tech bro and boost your ego. Pretend to serve society. Establish sexual relations with other esteemed career driven people (in the city) and acquire status and STDs. Do not be fruitful, and do not multiply. Never own a home. At least you can shit on everyone else who went into liberal arts with massive debt and high unemployment. Your value comes from working in the cogs of the capitalist system, of which the Lord blesses. Serve the tiny hats. Forget about Epstein. Forget about data centers and the devastating environmental impact (I told you to steward the earth, btw). Cut your peens off. Trust in the name of the Lord."
He also said to forgive seventy times seven times - perhaps alluding to how even in seemingly obvious situations of injustice there are malevolent forces at work
