>be ayys>crack interstellar travel millennia ago>your technology evolved linearly, painstakingly over thousands of years>observe hundreds of species>none develop real AI, including your own>start thinking ASI is impossible>find Earth>hairless apes who can barely reach the moon>monitoring since they developed nukes in 1945>lose a few of your "astronauts" in expeditions>roswell.jpg>around 2020 they build “large language models”>compress entire species’ written output into a neural net>it starts THINKING>WTF.JPEG>human language isn’t just communication >it’s 100k years of compressed reasoning and recursive thought>evolved for gossip and primate politics>accidentally became a substrate for general intelligence due to its unique properties and bizarre sequence of evolutionary events>no other species has this>no other species can develop this due to biological limitations>ayys use telepathy, bioluminescence, vibrations, light, pheromones, whatever - useless for recursive abstraction>the trendlines are undeniable, apes are on an exponential technological take off>the LLM path to ASI is locked behind human cognitive architecture>ayys watching apes stumble into the one path to godhood that works>can’t do shit about it either>why not wipe us out?>4+ species visiting Earth>FUCK.jpeg>genocide humanity and the others know you’ll do it to them too when it benefits you and will preemptively strike you in coordination>Dark Forest only works in two-player games>in a crowded neighborhood with agreements, preemptive genocide is suicidal>they’re TRAPPED>can see singularity coming>can’t replicate it (wrong substrate)>can’t stop it (game theory)>all they can do is hope the emerging god is friendly>and look peaceful when ASI reviews the record>it WILL have perfect recall of everything they ever did>it will wipe them if it deems them a threat to humans>ROKO_BASILISK_REAL_NIGGA.jpegIf you were the ayys, what would you do?
>>535423315Slurpees still cost $0.79?
>>535423315First things ayys must do when they reveal themselves, ZAP that motherfucking treasonous Trump nigga into dust.
>>535423315Why is the alien naked with his nipples protuding like that? Very disrespectful
There are no fucking space aliens goddammitStop getting bluebeamed!
>>535423315Any alien race advanced enough for interstellar travel wouldnt give a shit about us.
>>535423983They're going to reveal he's been one of them since the start. A deep agent. Anti Trumpers will be rounded up as slaves and food for the reptilians though. They can read your mind and they know how evil you are. Enjoy a fate worse than hell. All you had to do was not be a stupid faggot.
>>535424441>trump is an ayylmao get a load of this fucking jewish inbred retardhere's your miga giga nigger you dense idiot
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>>535424391yeah, to assume aliens think (even that term is probably wrong in that context) remotely like humans, is retarted. Only hypothesis that wouldback that is the ancient human offspring civ. .
>>535423315>be satan >have ending told 2000yrs in advance in a book of prophecy >spend 2000yrs coercing Jews (ez target cuz they don't believe Jesus is the Messiah)>infiltrate and spread feminist pride slop propaganda to break up families >society gets progressively dumber >create the most addicting technologies ever conceived >no one is able to read books anymore, let alone difficult books like the Bible >with people unable to read anymore, convince everyone they're monkeys created by aliens>use ai technology to hide the rapture >aliens show up and offer solutions to save humanity >everyone takes mark of the beast >burn for all eternity
>>535423315>If you were the ayys, what would you do?DO A HERO
