>be british>come home after 9 hour shift under flickering office lights>put kettle on>sit down to watch “Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away”>instant relaxation>show is literally just bailiffs emotionally destroying people over unpaid sofa finance>entire country addicted to it>some bloke named Lee owes £480 from a DFS purchase made during the london olympics>bailiffs arrive at 6:13am like they’re raiding bin laden’s compound>“good morning sir we are here regarding an outstanding balance”>camera pans to crying girlfriend in pyjamas>staffy barking itself unconscious>kids watching from staircase>half-assembled vape on the kitchen counter>british viewers at home absolutely enthralled>eating turkey dinosaurs like roman emperors>“well maybe he should’ve paid his debts then”>entire nation psychologically conditioned for centuries to submit to authority figures with clipboards>landlords>headmasters>parking wardens>middle managers named simon>now they get a vicarious thrill from watching someone else get bureaucratically liquidated on channel 5>the bailiffs always look exactly the same>bald>black polo shirt stretched over immense gut>built like a decommissioned vending machine>calmly explaining they are legally authorised to repossess your microwave>best bit is when the victim starts talking about “their rights”>mate>you are being filmed in a semi-detached house in luton at 7 in the morning>rights are no longer part of the conversation>britain genuinely turned debt enforcement into comfort television>national culture revolves around quietly accepting humiliation from a man holding paperworkAnglo's are the biggest blight on this planet. Complete and total subhumans.
We love being crabs in a bucket, we hate eachother, 300 years ago our culture might have been different
>>535437887Only good decision the anglos ever did was replacing themselves with pakis
>>535437887Kek I studied in the UK for four years >Got a debit and credit card that I overdrafted to all hellNever paid for it>My Greek car got flashed by speeding cameras once a monthNever arrived at the mail >Got stopped at 4am driving fastNo ticket since I said my car is in km I couldn't tell the right speed>Left a radio alarm clock to play on full blast at 4am so my bitch neighbor gets a wake up call of a lifetime That was after I left. Nobody to turn it off.
>>535437887I just wish they figured out how to brush their teeth. It's not that hard.
>>535437887They stopped making that show about a decade ago kek
I havent watched 1 minute of tv since 2020Its a Soul destroyer
>>535438119Morning Pratty mate.
>>535437887Britroaches chose to use the last ten years importing infinity jeets and Africans, covering up the activities of grooming gangs, implementing Sharia law in most urban centers, demonizing the native British identity and making Adolescence on Netflix, all the while stuffing their fat fuck faces with Greggs sausage rolls. Muslims and africans now are calling it "Rape Britain" on social media and pretty much laughing about collecting thousands of dollars, free houses, and vehicles to pretty much just walk around and see what can be harassed, raped and all while being high and drunk.Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so. I have come to the understanding that the British view of lower class kids getting raped by foreigners is “that’s what they deserve for having the nerve to be born low class”. It is an entire country of Owen Joneses. Brits are perfectly fine with child rape. Its why they got Starmer into office. A man who defended child rapists as the director of public prosecution for many years. Brits are all pedos or at the very least, cowards, equally bad. Imagine watching a gang rape in progress and doing nothing, even if said victim is your daughter. Thats what brits do. You can't spell "cuck" without the UK. It’s rare I’ve ever felt such visceral disgust and hatred in my life
>>535437887The UK is a dystopian nightmare
>>535438110Brown people are above the law
>>535437887I finally understand now why the mascot for the most horrifying film ever made, is a traffic warden
>>535438230Wanna hear the most hilarious thing. BT interny. Leave it unpaid for like 8 months and they finally cut it off. I call after a month and tell them hey I'm a new renter in this place, I gave them a fake name and surname and got brand new internet back.
>>535437887At least make a webm anon, also there are muslims or jeets filmed because they don't pay or is only white british
>>535437887Spotted the brown that debt maxxed as soon as he got to the west.
>>535438211Hops you're alright mate xxHeard what happened to you the other night, terrible thing to happen. Hope they catch that group of men.
>>535437887We have underwritten the whole of Ukraine's debt with the IMF and Ukraines private bonds are signed under UK law.So we are the guarantor. We are on the hook for billions. Now Russian sanctions are over and oil and gas are back on the menu, Ukraine is done and so are we lolz. PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
i mostly bird watch now
>>535437887>"oi guv, aint paid yer farkin nightstand bill, we bout to nick it from ya">somehow make a whole show out of just thisHow many brits are financing random bits of furniture?
>>535437887>be indian>give people hepatitssaaar, anglos are the worst saaar
>>535437887You know everyone in those gay reality TV shows is in on it and gets paid, and it'd be illegal to use the footage otherwise, right?I live in this country and I've never even heard of this show. Imagine being so hopelessly addicted to shite TV.Reddit moment.
>>535438119>posted from India>the turd slum renowned for it's dental health Doesn't mean much coming from the likes of you
You can hate niggas all you want, but they're right about how to live in a society.>Bitch ass nigga i ain't payin SHIT nigga u betta step the fuck back cracka-ass faggot i'll knock the shit out yo puss-ass nigga, the fuck out mah face nigga! *punches retard begging for money for a product or service right in the face*I like how they steal shit and tear things apart and beat/kill people for getting mildly annoyed on insulted. Life is cheap and products are free to take.
>>535438110>Greek>not paying denbts
>>535438110Never change , Demetrios, never change.
>>535438633Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
>>535437887>>show is literally just bailiffs emotionally destroying people over unpaid sofa finance>entire country addicted to it>some bloke named Lee owes £480 from a DFS purchase made during the london olympicsI took £9000 debt in credit cards and loans in 2019 and spent it all on trans hookers and chemsex in London, then got depressed during Covid and moved back to Poland. Never paid it back. All they did was some phone calls and emails.
>>535437887>>britain genuinely turned debt enforcement into comfort televisionok and?
>>535437887you forgot the part where they bring out a comical dr seuss hook to collect a TV to sell on ebay for government funds
>>535437887Channel 5 is Jewish. It's owned by the same mega conglomerate that owns MTV. All TV channels are Jewish. No one watches TV anymore.
>>535437887Wtf just don't answer the door. Can bongs get search warrants over furniture debts or some shit? Wouldn't doubt it, that place is a nightmare. Glad we seceded.
>>535438110>balkanoid moves to the west and behaves like a gypsy imagine my shock
>>535437887I died laughing, thank you Kiwibro
>>535439468Aren't cops used to throw out non paying renters in USA?
>>535439239quintessentially polish post. Get well soon pieronje.
>>535439239I once handed back a rental car 2 hours late in Poland and they gave me a 1500zł fine as per the contract which I refused to pay. Within weeks they’d given it to a UK debt collection company who forced me to pay it
>>535439593>Aren't cops used to throw out non paying renters in USA?They have debt collection in the USA too but it the same old shit with Mutts, they just throw stones in glass houses.
>>535437887>“Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away”I fucking love that show.
Bailiffs are not officially public sector workers, to be clear. They have to be licensed, but they're freelance. I had a few dealings with them in my time in the courts, and I can tell you for a fact that every single one of them is the worst kind of boring, tedious psycho. I think of that fat Israeli telling the Arabs "if I don't steal it, somebody else will". Not a comparable situation, but the same kind of person.
Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
>>535438310I'm sure they'd be too afraid of a muslim making a last minute payment with a machete so they only target British (native)
>>535438795lots of them ruin their credit and financial life with Rent a Center or Aaron's furniture shit. They even rent PS5s. Just continue the cycle forever
>>535440098They are blood-thirsty but so is anybody who works on a commission basis.Like the Police and Traffic Wardens they exist for a reason and it's a way of making a living, keep your nose clean and they don't bother you.
>>535440265Sorry to burst your /pol/ narrative bubble but they visit mussies too.
>>535438795For all their faults, many nigs really take "liberty or death" seriously and would rather die than be imprisoned
>>535437887>staffy barking itself unconscioustop kek I can really picture it
>>535440316True that, I watched one where they were hassling some paki used car dealership. Was quite funny.
>>535440198Show flag
>>535440319It's more that they can't understand concepts like death or consequence. They live in the moment.
>>535437887Genuinely if the balifs come with a camera crew to film your humiliation the indebbted should chimp out violently.I get they have a job to do, a job that makes sense but to film it and broadcast it on national televison is just degenerate behaviour even more so than not paying your bills.How the fuck do they even get away with it considering these people arent going to consent to their own private space being filmed.
>>535440198Stale pasta is stale
>>535440561You have to remember that they are High Court Bailiffs, the debtors have already had loads of chances to repay or make arrangements, even after receiving the original CCJ , they may have even had County Court bailiffs at their door beforehand (who don't have as much power)I don't have much sympathy to be honest, especially for the renters who just don't pay rent, I like seeing them being given an hour to pack their shit and get out.
>>535437887It's not all like that. There's one of those parasitic loan collection places near me (buy debts for pennies from banks, telephone and letter harass people to suicide in some cases, high security, owned by lawyers (of course)) and local people hate them and those such as trades refuse to work for them.The people might kill them when the cycle turns,but I get the feeling doing a Luigi on them might alleviate some of their future suffering, which would be sad.
>>535437887>national culture revolves around quietly accepting humiliation from a man holding paperworkNot so fast Bruce - some of us fuck off to France ( an Lloyds can whistle for that £12k overdraft I had )
>>535437887>>“well maybe he should’ve paid his debts then”Why is this so controversial to incompetent adults?
>>535438288Pure kino movie. I hope this happens for real to bongs, they deserve it.
>>535437887I wouldn't know anything about this, because I'm not nearly stupid enough to watch TV.>british viewers at home absolutely enthralledAre you sure? Never heard of this program. Haven't seen clips of it online. Sounds like you're over-exaggerating just a tad.>Anglo's are the biggest blight on this planet. Complete and total subhumansYou're projecting pretty hard, Ahmed.Oh. Just looked the program up. Airs on Channel 5, a channel that holds a linear audience share of roughly 4% to 5% of terrestrial television in the United Kingdom. ''Enthralled", hm? Hahahaha! Pathetically desperate little mudhide faggot subhuman scum.
>>535441132kys you malding little chav
>>535440737I understand, these are degenerate people, im not defending those who are in debt, what im saying is that the balifs themselves are exponentially more degenerate for filming the humiliation ritual and broadcasting it on talmud vision.If they werent filming it then it wouldnt be an issue, but because they are I think that the ones in debt should chimp out on them.
Laughing at stupid people getting into debt that they invariably can't pay is entertainment yes. They don't need stuff and quite clearly can't afford it so why did they buy it?? Laughing at idiots is something every single person does
>go on gupta off you fuck mate no worries, say hi to the kids for me will ya?>Oi mate! got some fuckin veggies there?>commin with me ya cunt
>>535437887Shows like this are so completely detached from my life. Really is interesting to see how half this country live and how avoidable it is. It's like getting a half decent job and not buying things on credit is completely unthinkable for them.
>>535437887This is horrifically accurate. Hang on, someone's at the do-
>>535437887>collecting petty debts older than 7 yearsDo they ever collect from "minorities"?BTW Jubilee is a 7 year Jewish holiday about debt forgiveness.
my favourite parts are whenever they go to a brown chaps house or business and the brown guy just calls every inbred cousin he knows and they all have a standoff with the police
>>535437887My British step-father warned me about going into debt in England. Absolutely savage.
>>535437999Damn those numbers show even God agrees lmao
>>535438288B R U T A LBut its the most realistic movie about a nuclear holocaust, except the part where people try to farm 10 years after the bombs, its gonna take longer than 10 years to crop something
>>535441333>(K)ys(,) you malding little chav(.)REEEEEEEEEtarded little bitch. You know, if I was on a leisurely stroll and I happened to come across you being gang raped to death by a horde of black, downie, screeching trannoid S&M gear clad midgets...I'd probably tag in; make you squeal like a li'l piggy.
>>535438367This shows is the value of our 'liberal democracies' when half of Europe and the UK in particular are waging war against Russia at any cost, destroying Ukraine entirely and doing irrevocable harm to their own economies, rather than attempting to run their countries in a sane manner. Who the fuck voted for any of this complete fucking nonsense? Who gives a fuck about muh Russia? The likes of Johnson have sold the UK completely down the river, much like Merkel did to Germany and Merz continues to do so. These people should fear for their god damned worthless lives every second of every day
>>535437887Did you know that we don't have bailiffs in Northern Ireland? We used to have them but then it was discovered that you can just get a few lads together, round them up, shoot them in their kneecaps and they suddenly find they want to stop harassing the community. This found widespread appeal across both sides of the community with Protestants and Catholics partaking in the festivities. They only send you letters in Northern Ireland and threaten you with court.
>>535438047actually lold
>>535439508he should’ve presented his child to the nearest nigger for rape and beheading like a proper good british lad would dothank goodness you aren’t a gypsy!
>>535437999English civil war was history's greatest jewish trick.
>>535437999tyndale died to give you the Bible and you chose to have single mums instead
>>535437887It's not been on air for like almost a decade, but they are sub human scum those bailiffs. I don't mind it when they are raiding pakis houses though which was around 80% of the time.
>>535437887I remember these shows from when I lived there. It is honestly a massive stain on the British character that not a single bailiff ever had his throat cut while filming.I once got debt collection letters for a year for a non-existent unpaid fee, because UPS fucked up a courier payment calculation. I guarantee any bailiff who would have invited himself onto my property in that time would have lost at least an eyeball.
>>535445346> I guarantee any bailiff who would have invited himself onto my property in that time would have lost at least an eyeball.Sure thing Rambo.
>>535438182Never mind the ads.It's no wonder we're looking at a civilization in collapse.The fact that 90% of the population just sits through ads all day, on TV, on the radio, mind numbing indicator for what else they'll swallow. Boost up, cunts.
>>535438288And the best part is, the continuing escalation in Russia and the Ukraine is pretty much guaranteed to end like Threads.Here's hoping.
>>535445519>inconceivable to the bong mind that anyone will ever do anythingThat was always the difference between our islands, wasn't it
>>535437887it really is amusing, how the subhuman prole retard class loves its enslavement porn.>police arrest videos>debt counseling and financial repo videos>documentaries about prison life>various other facets of prole retard life (jerry springer/steve wilkos content etc.)
>>535442678not really. there's no proof of nuclear winter.
>>535445805>That was always the difference between our islandsNobody from Ireland mentions any differences, I am well aware that Americans often use Irish VPNs and that would account for your childish and stupid original comment, it's the sort of thing a bullshitting Mutt would say.
>>535446063The Irish free people absolutely have most in common with our nearest neighbours, but it's the comfortable slaves like you who have historically been the distinction between our countries. >quiet your yap, you won't do anyfink, just keep yer nose clean and yer won't get in troubleJust a useful makeweight for the establishment. Over here we actually understand crossed lines.
>>535446280You have no idea what you are talking about, I have been around a lot longer than you and I can spot a bullshitter a mile off.The Irish are no different than the British when it comes to this sort of thing, infact I would say the British have the edge . . .Ni is a difference story.Don't try and pretend to be something you are not, people like me will just catch you out, whether we mention it or not.
>>535437887What happens to the shit they take ?
>>535437887back in the day the punishment for owing money was being shipped to your neck of the woods
>>535437887Kino
>>535437887>they get a vicarious thrill from watching someone else get bureaucratically liquidated on channel 5The entire country has been traumatized into that state.The only relief that they get is seeing others suffer.
>>535446992Given to muslims
>>535437887Stupid people have deserved to suffer, simple as.
>>535446828and I can spot a vaxxie a mile off>don't pretend to be an internet badass, that's my territory>now sit down and let the officers in when they knockwhy don't you blow off your steam at the ballot box by voting for our Nige rather than seething at people who reasonably state their limits of tolerance, you little crab bucket bitch
>>535437999No it wouldn't. There lived millions of paganfags in durope when charlemagne started christianizing europe, they could all have banded together and easily defeated him, yet didn't. If they all had gotten together, then charlemagne would never have won, and that's a fact. Same with the romans. Euros just don't give a shit. Never have.
>>535437887Remember watching this on YouTube many years ago. It was mostly indian landlords trying to evict tenants or chavs who didn't pay their car loans. Fun stuff
>>535447317You've been rumbled kid.Get over it.
>>535437999The current culture makes no provision for independent agency. (What might have once been referred to as freedom or liberty or even democracy). So for example if a bunch of guys in town don't like someone, they can't lynch him. If a man doesn't like his wife or children, he can't beat them. If two men don't get along, they can't duel. Instead the government has to process all disputes. This micromanagement ironically prompts the rise of anarchy because increasing swathes of under class simply start to see the government as the enemy. And you get a dichotomy between the helpless oppressed law abiders and the all powerful tyrannical criminals. The laws they follow making the law abiding citizens helpless.
>>535438211>Its your fault because electoral politicsDie
>>535438119GOOOOOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>535447555This is an insightful post, good point.
>>535438211Fuck off Josh
>>535447484Whatever helps you do nothing at night.
>>535447937The Congolese community are demanding justice, Seamus
>>535437887>you are being filmed in a semi-detached house in luton at 7 in the morningDire. Life is dire.
>>535437887It could be worse>Tonight Laqueesha fights with her nail technician over the color she selected, Bonifa gets a new weave and her basketball husband buys her a new lambo and Shaneequah goes to court with her 4th husband in a custody battle over their 7 children
>>535439593Depends on the area but yes. There’s a difference between not paying rent on where you live, and not paying rent on an item. They can’t enter your residence to repossess an item unless you let them. However, people who rent furniture and stuff rent their apartment/house 99.9% of the time and the real owner can let people into repossess stuff. Doesn’t mean they will care, but they could.
>>535439991Honest question, what is the UK better at?
>>535437887i really hope this isnt pasta because its very well writtennice onealso lol thats retarded
>>535448422You’ve copied a lot of our TV shows historically
>>535445519>nooooo you can’t beat an unarmed 50+ year old fat manKek bongs are pathetic
>>535437887>paul bohil and steve pinner and his son michael are on their way to cocklostershire to get yelled at in the street by a middle age lady in her dressing gownbless paul he actually seems decent and experience with his work. the others are absolute cunts in the show however because its such a bullshit profession when they are masquerading as police officers for what is essentially the job of a private parking ticket collector just to scare people. i agree with the irish flag here some of them need their throats slit
>>535446063>Nobody from Ireland mentions any differences,you aren’t a native Brit. >irish VPNs Why would an American need an Irish vpn to make fun of Britain? If anything that would weaken our ability to talk shit.
>>535448753Yeah that’s true
>>535437887ok but they didnt pay their shit, its like stealing.when youre so fuking stupid have no money but buy stuff then its on you.its good that these idiots get liquidated in the end we all pay for this, retard.
>>535448422Real answer is the debt collection agencies got absolutely neutered during Obama years. One good thing I can say about king nigger. They can't harass you anymore.I owe a couple lawyers several thousand. I figure they know how shitty the legal system is, so it isn't worth their time to sue me. They could make more money just billing other people hours than dragging my ass to court.
>>535437887>say something bad about violent refugees and how government handles it>police show up at your door to arrest you and question you over social media posts>default on a kitchen appliance or piece of shitty furniture>end up on live reality TV>the violent refugee in first example was probably subsidized with tax dollars or fraud schemes while the actual brits being humiliated I bet are also squeezed with fees and taxes and fines their whole lifeI'll be honest, this whole situation just makes me remember that webm a few years back where some deputies knocked on some boomer's door to take his guns because they had red flag laws and a family member or neighbor or something reported on him, and the boomer shot and killed 1 of the deputies. Granted he got killed himself in the end. But under no circumstance will I forfeit my firearms. The dystopia that is Britain serves as too good of a warning.
>>535437887Your definitely under the control of troll demonsStructurally its impossible for everyone to pay their debts- as there is always more debt than actually money in existence, so its a game of musical chairs.What a collective self flagglation its not enough their broke, without credit, they must now be turned into public scapegoats and humiliatedCant wait for the end of banking and fractional reserves at interestThis is not the behaviour of civil societyIt is saruman of mordor, the fel magic of guldan
>>535451361Your country pardon°
>>535438110flag checks out
>>535437999You guys have been jewing and killing each other since before we even found your island existed
>>535440502in a naive way, its freeing
