>A 31-year-old Swiss man of Moroccan descent, Jonas Lauwiner (known as King Jonas I), crowned himself the symbolic monarch of Switzerland. He built a real-estate "empire" using a legal loophole>Lauwiner used an obscure legal provision, Article 658 of the Swiss Civil Code, which allows individuals to claim genuinely "ownerless" land for free or for very small administrative fees>Over the span of a decade, he legally acquired about 148 land parcels across the country, totaling around 117,000 square meters>In 2019, he held a formal coronation ceremony at Bern's Nydegg Church, showing up in a full military-style uniform and an 18-carat gold crownOHNONONONONO Swiss bros?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_NortonAnyone can declare himself to be anything, but what really matters is recognition
>>535447277I proclaim.myself king of his anus. Proclaiming doesn't do shit
>>535447386Guy is too based not to be ordained by God.
>>535447444O King if anus,please tongue my anus,for you have the greatest knowledge about anus.
>>535447444your word is my command your excrementcy
>>535447277I am pretty sure what he has done is illegal under Swiss law and the punishment is probably death.
Holy fug imagine living in a country where that thing isn't considered white
If i was a Swiss soldier I'd take that personally.
>>535447444What is is with you Americans and gay anal sex? How is this your first fucking thought you raging buttpirate?
>>535447830Saw the documentary about him on TV.What he did was completely legal, now lawmakers are working to close the loophole.
>>535447277Based. I wish all places would have some sort of homesteading laws. Claiming land you don't use should be illegal, but if you plan to use it, it should be claimable
>>535447277they should send his Moroccan ass back wherever it came from
>>535447277>117,000 square metersThat's 28 acres in freedom units, and would cost less than a 2026 Honda Civic to purchase in my county. Congrats, Muhammed, you waz kangs.
>>535447277He called himself King of the lauwiner empire. It's the media that called him king of switzerland and he just then kind of went with it
>>535447277Will he deport the Swiss jeet?
>>535447277All Hail the King
>>535447386>Norton's parents were John Norton (1794–1848) and Sarah Norden (1796–1846), who were English Jews.Man, the noticing is getting ridiculous.
>>535448387Switzerland is small, in comparrison it's a big chunk land.
>>535448441correct. king of his 'empire'. also he's hardly the typical moroccan. jewdar says lauwiner is a smelly name. one wonders how he got the nydegg church to host his coronation.
>>535447277Based. I love the monarchy.Though because he didnt get it through blood and he doesnt have subjects who look at him as a father figure, he is merely a pretender.
>>535447277>117,000 square metersThat's 1% of Liechtenstein. I think we should accept his excellency's rule there.
>>53544838730 acres is half a mil or more in the u.s. unless you are buying desert sand in arizonaswitzerland is prime, fertile, green real estate
>>535448770often kikes who attempt to be king. he could establish villages and lease out the land. with an income from that land, he could be a king. though at some point authorities intervene and attack. we've got one of those kings around here, too. his empire is entirely based on donations.
I can only imagine how often this shit happened back in medieval Europe.
>>535447277nafris are absolute scum, all they know how to do is stab people and deal drugs and with an average IQ of 85 it’s not like I’m expecting any brilliant brainpower from them anyway
>>5354472771. recognize his claims2. attack his sovereign nation3. enslave him
>>535447709They didn't laugh but you got me Hanz.
>>535447444I kneel King of his anus the I
>>535448678Wait, is that a Catholic church?Those vestments.
>>535447277Disgusting parasite
>>535447277>>535447386this is some Civ tier shit
I suppose he's been to Switzerland unlike Macrinus's complete absence from the City of Rome.
>>535448919switzerlans is a mountainous shithole, land in the mountains is like $300/acre in the US
>>535447277He is based leave him alone
>>535447277i"M tHE kINg oF SpAiN!!11!!
