NH legislature passed SB557 – "synthetic kratom" ban.Their definition: any alkaloid made by "enzymatic techniques" or "processes that confer a structural change".That's literally what your liver does.CYP3A4 enzyme converts mitragynine 7‑OH. Happens in 15 minutes. Required for pain relief.Rep. Sweeney on the floor:"Kratom is like a poppy seed bagel. Synthesize it and it becomes a bad drug.""7‑OH is deadly.""But pain relief products are still good."2024 Mongar study (ACS journal):7‑OH is a natural human metabolite, not a synthetic.Humans convert mitragynine to 7‑OH 9x more efficiently than rats.7‑OH has reduced β‑arrestin‑2 recruitment respiratory depression is MUCH lower than heroin/morphine.Sweeney's contradiction:He says 7‑OH is "deadly" but "pain relief products are still good". Those products only work because your body produces 7‑OH.The bill has NO exemption for in vivo metabolism.Strict reading = drinking kratom tea makes you a Schedule II felon for manufacturing and possessing. Constructive possession doctrine = your own bloodstream counts.What you can do right now (yes, anonymous works):Email the Senate Rules and Enrolled Bills Committee – they review the bill before it goes to the Governor. Tell them to send it back for rewrite.Kevin Avard (Chair): Kevin.Avard@gc.nh.govSharon Carson: Sharon.Carson@gc.nh.govRuth Ward: Ruth.Ward@gc.nh.govRebecca Perkins Kwoka: Rebecca.PerkinsKwoka@gc.nh.govCindy Rosenwald: Cindy.Rosenwald@gc.nh.govThen prepare to email Governor Ayotte: GovernorAyotte@governor.nh.govDon't let the state criminalize your own metabolism.Anonymous