Why hasn't Spain eaten Poortugal?
>>535469104>try to invade>fail>repeat 5 times in the span of 900 yearsThat's basically it
>>535469587That's a pretty good reason.Sounds hauntingly familar though.
>>535469104Incompetent ruling class. Just wait until I become King.
>>535469104Why haven't the Finngols returned to the steppes?
>>535469104Because Portugal is a Balkan country
>>535469104Isn't Trump of portuguese ancestry?
>>535469104Why are Norway and Sweden seperate? Serbia and Croatia?Russia and Ukraine?US and Canada?Northern Ireland and Ireland?North and South Korea?North Dakota and South Dakota?
>>535471805Father is German, mother is Scottish. That's why he's so ugly.
>>535469104Our terços have always been much better, simple as.
>>535471805No, his great grandfather immigrated to the US from Germany. He made his money by running a whore house in the US. I’m not even trying to be funny. The faggots blood line partook in the most degenerate ways to make money.
>>535472016Yikes, two of the ugliest nations.
>>535471581So, which one are you going to marry? Leonor or Sofia?And will you be hiring væringer when your 3-day SMO to annex Portugal begin?
>>535472211Why are danish people so cute :)
>>535469104Because when you come upon a Portuguese you actually to ‘ow’ and retreat. Genocide is the other option but they have nothing of worth to take.
>>535471805If you're talking about his mom being descended from Mohammed himself, I think that line goes through Castille not Portugal
>>535472164His parents are weird as hell looking too. They have the weirdest heads I have ever seen outside of a circus.
>>535472016So basically almost all white americans?>implying your whitelmao
>>535472233Dunno.The Dutch says our cutishness is because we're so short and look like happy little hobbits. But I don't think that line of thinking apply to the rest of the world.
>>535469104>Why hasn't Spain eaten Poortugal?The English were afraid of a united peninsula so they entangled the Iberian brothers to hate each other (very Jewish indeed).>>535469587>in the span of 900 years400 years.>>535469587>>try to invade>>failBattle of Alcántara. Iberian Union for 60 years. Then, the british again taking advantage of the fact that Spain was weakened by the Thirty Years' War and the rebellion in Catalonia, encouraging a conspiracy of Portuguese nobles that proclaimed the Duke of Braganza as John IV of Portugal in 1640.>>535472289>Because when you come upon a Portuguese you actually to ‘ow’ and retreat. Genocide is the other option but they have nothing of worth to take.See! Here we go again, and they fall for this...HAHAHAHAHA
>>535472443Your country is just so invadable :3
>>535472443>>535472695https://youtu.be/lk7GyNhE2Aw
>>535473145I have to thank Dane bros for producing such peak Prussia kino even in the modern day
>>535469104Because we love our portubros.
>>535469587It happened once. Life isn't a Paradox game.
>>535469104Sup, NIGGER. When will you KYS, NIGGER.
>>535469104countries that have have sea bugs in their cuisine should be nuked
>>535473437Ehh, you're welcome.Whatever it is. It's blocked at my end unless I go and fire up a VPN.
>>535474488I think you're up to something with that statement
>>535469104I think they came closest to it once with a marriage. But someone died too young.
>>535469587>invade morocco >lose your king in a stupid crusade >become part of spain for the next 200 years
>>535472627leave it to the anglo jew golems to fuck things up
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>>535469104two brotherstheir own houses
