The best time to take a shit is in the morning, right before you shave/shower. Prove me wrong
>>535486767You can save a lot of time and money if you just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. Never buy TP again
>>535486834That is unironically disgusting. But one of the reasons it is so nice to shower after a nice shit is because of the same principles as a bidet: essentially it helps clean your asshole way better than toilet paper ever would.
>>535486767I like to shave first. Then shit while I'm on the phone. Then shower.
>>535486767>6767keksometimes i'll hold it in for as long as i cani remember once during autumn i went 3 or 4 days; it was the driest hardest most painful shit i've ever shit in my life, it felt like someone was ripping my asshole open from the inside-just like how that 1guy1jar dude was feeling, minus all the blood
>>535486767i don't shave or shower, what am i missing
>>535487202Unfathomably based.I once shat out a 18" Beast, it was slightly girthier than a large Rockstar.But basically the best time to take a shit is after a 2hr goon sesh while having a smoke, then you shit while cumming our your dick.
>>535486834That's why I have a diet so horrible I never have a solid shit.I don't have to stomp: I liquid shit in the shower and rinse my ass with water.
