>be me>31 years old>happy>own my home in Wyoming>2 acres of property>wife was a 23 year old virgin when we met>currently pregnant with our first child>job pays well>small town>no browns>no one masked up during CovidMaybe you should all try moving out of that big nasty city you're in.
>>535490300I'm happy for you, unfortunately your child will have no opportunity in shitwind, Wyoming
>>535490436>(((opportunity)))
>>535490436But he'll have every opportunity in Manhattan, right?
Homeschool laws in Wyoming?Vax status? Ethnicity?
>>535490300Is your wife an Asian qt or are you just dreaming of one?
>>535490300Based small town vibes
>>535490436indian
>>535490300and then you woke up
>>535490300Good Aaron, keep pumpin' that redneck juice into your sweetheart hnnngh
>>535490579>Has to use anime pictures of his imaginary situation.Surely you can find an actual photo to use if it's so based
>>535490553No, she's White. Born in Big Horn.
>>535490300>2 acres1 acre, after the inevitable divorce. If you are lucky
>>535490300Same
Based. If I was American I'd want to live in a smaller city / town in Montana or Dakotas. No idea why neets and incels on this board obssess about living in cities. Bunch of weirdos.
>wife was a 23 year old virginLolmao
>>535490924I lived in San Diego when I was younger and it was soul poison. I couldn't imagine even going back to visit, let alone living there again. People on this board who bitch about their circumstances have never tried to change them.
>>535490300>WAAAAAAHH! the city is too rough for me! i'm gonna run away from my problems instead of attempting to fix them.we don't run—like you failed male cucks
>>535490509Unironically yes
>>535491049lol but you're not fixing it. You're bitching about it. You haven't done a single thing to actually make whatever jeet-infested shithole you currently occupy less of a jeet-infested shithole. "Online activism" doesn't count.
>>535490300How do you make money without any jobs around you?
>>535491207But there are jobs around me, and I've had my job for nine years now. The job market here is active and healthy, and there are almost no browns infesting it.
>>535491117cry me a river—like your hero, pussy bitch Hyde licker
>>535491330I accept your concession, do-nothing.
>>535491049>(You)
>>535490300Yeah but you live in Wyoming.Nothing there but sagebrush, wind, snow, and meth.
>>535490300>>wife was a 23 year old virgin when we met>>currently pregnant with our first childi hope you have a good run anon, just know some things are too good to be true
>>535491840And that's worse compared to, say, California?
>>535490300>no one maskedBull fucking shitThe average age of rural towns in the West is 50 fucking + cuntI live in a town of pop 2000 and it was a literal witch hunt against people who knew people who didnt vax, they would come harass people at their places of workIt was a community herd cattle movementAll whites are like this, especially boomers scared of the fluYou are a LARPing fucking urbanite vaccinated faggotI know you are, you fucking porn masturbating anime shut in urbanite piece of fucking shit poser
>>535491969You've been poisoned by reddit and your own experiences. Plenty of people didn't mask. The crazies in your picture were easy to ignore when you didn't seek them out.
Dont bother fellow Bighorn dweller. Plus these people can fuck off, we’re full.
>be me>live in Vermont>have two acres>two cars>own my home>have a beautiful 26 year old wife>first son on the way>have a well paying job that never made me mask up>earn 210k a year>no fags or niggers anywhere near me>no real crime beyond a few drunken idiots every so oftenLife's pretty good, eh.
>>535490653Kid number 2 is on the way
>>535490300>wife was a 23 year old virginShe TOLD you she was a 23 year old virgin, Anon. There is a difference. Imagine believing that kek
tradniggers are scum
>>535493064Says the poor lonely bastard whose only romantic prospects are anime characters or browns.
>>535491089To what? Get stabbed by a "rambunctious subway dancer"?
>be me>just turned 30>130k a year>own my own home in Vermont>2 acres of property>two cars, both paid off>married>wife is White, 27, was a virgin when we met>son on the way>never got the jab>never wore a mask>city is majority White>don't stress over the news>don't care what celebrity is fucking whoWhat do you think, /pol/? Life ain't so bad after all.
Northwestern Nebraska is better, but don't tell anyone. We don't want remote workers from Colorado moving in.