Don't say you weren't warned. Politicians aren't telling you the whole story.
>>535494834muh dik
>>535494834
>>535494834Warnings usually include enough details to avoid a catastrophe.
>>535494834Fuck you, you little Asian nigga
>>5354948344 MORE WEEKS!!2 MORE 2 MORE WEEKS!
>>535494950
>>53549483430 days to prepare what? Food? Weapons? My asshole with lube? Graphics cards? Tell me oh wise one
>>535495041Swing away, anon. Swing away.
>>535494950alien forced disclosureget a gun, you will need it.
>>535494886>muh dikSheeit.
>>535494834>1PBTID Fuck off esoteric posting nigger faggot
>>535494834Elaborate in 5 words
>>535494834surely don't go out and buy a flex waveguide and a cheap medium powered microwave. surely don't go connect the flex wave guide to the microwave magnetron. please don't get some old used directv dish antenna and then fit the output of the flex waveguide to the feed, magnifying the hazard by way of the now directional antenna dish. i am not a lawyer but it would seem that such a device may be violating FCC regs and may create a ranged radiation hazard. it's just a very bad idea. also, that russian video where the guy slaps a soup can over the top of the magnetron and uses that as a directional antenna will probably get you cancer and fuck up your kids. maybe just forget you read this. clearly the aliens came from beyond the van allen belts and are not affected by radiation.
These threads remind me of the prank phone calls in the first Sims game
>>535495219TOO LATE JUST COOKED MY BALLS
>>535495219HEY GUYS CAN SOMEONE CHECK THIS MANS IMMINENT VICINITY FOR FLEX WAVEGUIDE/RF PARTS HE SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT GUYS IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S A PRO IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GENIUS IT SEEMS LIKE IT SEEM S LIKE
>>535494834nah, im thinkin 14 days.
>>535495041I like omnipotent horror monsters / aliens that are easily defeated by simple things you have around the house like: water, country western songs, the bible, sunlight, various symbols you can easily make with a marker (not that complicated Enochian bullshit), and, of course, invoking JEEBUS!>>535495108"Professional Junk Wrangler"
>>535495087it's plasma based life forms, bam. now where's all the commotion? why would I need a gun if aliens come to say wassup? you think they're gonna try to make us their slaves or something? or that humans won't be able to deal/cope with it because of religious ideas being so deeply ingrained in some people, that they take it as some sort of sign or that it'll break their brains because it's not whatever they've believed in for their entire lives or whgat
>>535494834Remind me in two more weeks.
>>535495525nothing so contrived anongovernment admits they cant stop them from abducting youthats allenjoy the anal probing
>>535495572so you expect these bad boys to withstand a 9mm or what? like are we talkin thiccck assed aliens where I could lay some pipe (dick) on them (because I'm like that) to get out of a bind? or like do they just want to research us? why wouldn't they have just researched us in peace and quiet, like some of us do with ants in the amazon, where we snatch some of them mf's up? do you think the aliens experiments are finished or something? I mean wouldn't them revealing themselves disturb the habitat, and thus kinda shittin on the quality of the study material itself
>>535495702does your eglin commander let you talk like that in the lunchroom?
>>535494834Benihama teriyaki?
>If you only knew what I knew.Could you tell us?>No, I’m putting myself in too much danger by saying what I’m saying…You haven’t said anything.>Youll know I was right, screen cap this post.
>>535495853you were just told, imbecile spook
>>535495782> DODGES THE QUESTION BECAUSE HE'S A VAGUEPOST NIGGERTARD
>>535495411It seems like this nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
There is a nontrivial chance this entire post exists purely because someone was bored, but on the other hand maybe I should be more trusting
>>535496134 ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD INDULGE IN POETRY LIKE THIKS
>>535494834Nothing ever happens
>>535494834>8n a highly probed region.how much 22lr do I need to protect my piehole?
NEH
>>535494834>Politicians aren't telling you the whole storySince when?
>>535495915Oh, aliens exist and the government can’t stop them?No need for disclosure because the government loses credibility and validity if that happens.Provide for the common defense is of the utmost importance for any government.The second they admit they cannot they have abdicated their right to rule.
>>535494834TWO MORE WEEKS (TIMES TWO)
>>535494834I'm going in dry!
>>535494834So then why don't you vaugey?
>>535494834brothats a 4 more weeks memewe only do 2 more weeks memes hereyour welcome
>>53549483430 days eh?heard that shit for 30 years
>>535495041>OMG, ayliums!They're demons, and we know.
>>535494834It's peppered iykwim
>>535494834So, two, two more weeks?
>>535494939This meme encapsulates 100% of Jewish pedophile cults. The secret is neoplatonism btw.
good
>>535494834https://youtube.com/shorts/lcYeO5BtKBQ
>>535495512Aliens probably walk away when you start yelling Jesus because they think>Oh shit this monkey is having a panic attack let's go the other way
>>535494834>a swam of alien demon hybrids coming to purge the speciesBORING, get it over with losers.
>>535494834Bring it
>>535498546> (in alien language) > Don't make eye contact.> Don't talk to them.> Whatever you do, don't take the fucking flyer!> Be cool, keep walking, (all) eyes forward...
>>535494939>*doesn't happen*>VK: it ackchually did, can't say why.
>>535495702You are cute. What are your coordinates?
>>535494834>Politicians aren't telling you the whole story.Oh SHIT. Where did you hear this anon unbelievable!
>>535495087how does the gun help? Ayys probably don't walk in and nab you with a net. They'd use whatever weird teleporty 4th dimensional psychic bullshittery allowed them to get here from fuckzillion lightyears away. Plus they'd probably retaliate if you did manage to shoot one of them. The best defense is probably being boring as shit and living in a moderatly populated area that would be mildly inconvienient to discreetly abduct people in.
Yeah, it's always just around the corner.It's going to be another 30 days in 30 days.
I want to clap alien cheeks. Ayy lmao gf will be mine.
>>535494834literally #9999 doompost and nothing ever happens. would you please consider the graph.
>>535496134KeK. That's probably the most variation for faggot I've seen in the one post.
>>535494834Tell us, then, or fuck off.
>>535494834Fuck off back to your containment board, faggot.
>>535494834just do it now idc
>>535494834Do tell us, entertain us with schizo theories or something.
>>535495572Just to see how deep it goes.
>>535494834Nothing's gonna happen
>>535507777This. We were supposed to all die horribly, but gay ass OP fucked everything up and now we have to live forever.
>>535494834/pol/, you've been telling me I only have less then a month to prepare for over 10 years now...I think you're ability to measure time is completely fucked.
>>53549750530 years eh?heard that shit for 30 lustrums
>>535507777Nothing ever happens always win
>>535507777checked for stagnation
>>535499248>so powerful, a gun won't work!! Just like in that jewish horror movie!>but they need to be discreet so they don't get caught
>>535508543It's like some short, fat, ugly, poor, weak, stupid guy wants to feel powerful and important for an hour, or something...
In the future, something will happen. It will be monumental. You should have prepared for it but you haven't. This event will blow your mind.Everything you know is false!Be prepared, but you can't be, because I just told you you haven't. It's complicated. Anyway, be ready.
>>535507777Lmao, OP btfo by digits. Their magic holds no power here
>>535494834Tell us the whole story then, we got time.
>>535495041so we defeat the aliens by tossing water on them? gotcha
>>535494834>Politicians aren't telling you the whole story.they do not know the whole story. if they did it would leak, unavoidably. some retard politician's kid would snitch to his friends, some maid would overhear and snitch to her mexican family.
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>>535494834Earth capitulates in (33)hrs
>>535494939kek. i'm sharing this one next time i get invited to that fraternity/cult
>>535495041Damn, I haven't watched that in a while, thanks for the reminder anon, peak Mel
>>535494834Exactly how much toilet paper will i need..dont hold back
>>535510779nothing ever happens
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
I have a theory that is kinda scary:> all the vaxxed 5g bullshit building transmitters in people's body> project blue beam psyop used to broadcast messaging into the minds of those who took the vax and have the internal infrastructure to reciev psyop message> message is about the rapture / alien invasion, vaxx brained people are covinced to believe that those people who ARENT RECIEVING TELEPATHIC MESSAGES are somehow demonic, evil, going to hell, are aliens etc etc> message convinces to target and exterminate unvaxxed group
>>535494834It’s all just a racket
>>535495219>microwave magnetronWhat a boomer way to build a man cooker. We moved to solid state rf generators old man, real time fq and power adjustments and automatic detections to not have your man melter blow up in your face due impedans mismatch and thermal runaway
A global scale catastrophe would be an improvement in my life, unironically.
>>535513624there is 1:1 impedance match between my cock and your mom's ass
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>>535494834Ayy L M A O
>>535494939
>>535494950This
>>535512961
>>535495108>My job history? I have 20 years of experience being a professional junkie junk ogler
>>535494834oh no, is something going to happen to nothing ever happens?
>>535518198now that's what i call professional world-class high-production-value shtiposting
>>535495041I literally have a Louisville slugger in my closet waiting for this moment. Got it at Yankee Stadium on bat day with my grandfather around 30 years ago.
>>535494950"i know you, my fellow americans have been tired of all your tax money going to wars but le aliens are le real and we will need more of your tax money to have a star war."
>>535494834>Politicians aren't telling you the whole story.Obviously, they don't know shit themselves lmao
>>535494834Less than 30 days? Say... two more weeks?
>>535494834Yeah, we know about project bluebeam already. it's old news.
>>535494886/thread
>>535507777attention all jews niggers and trannys please direct your eyes to this here post i thank ya kindly
>>535507777ThisCheck
>>535494834SPACE IS FAKE.AYYS ARE GAYS, LIKE OP.SPREAD THE WORD.
>>535498273yoko taro?
Nothing ever happens, nothing will ever happen, we are on our own, that's all.
>>535494834to prepare for what?fuck vagueposters. had enough of that shit with Q
>>535494834>Politicians aren't telling you the whole storyWhy don't you?
>>535494834It’s before the 24th so actually you have 3 days tops.
>>535494834two more weeks
OP you’re a faggot
>>535495041>aliumsIs this about Project Bluebeam? Because duh
>>535510114COCK!
>>53549483430 days? I'm supposed to have 3 and a half years before EBT goes away, the darks loot the grocery stores, martial law, the stadium FEMA camps, mandatory injections, crypto becomes official and skynet is activated
>>535494834https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds&ra=m
>>535494834What's on the menu?Russia attacks the Baltics?Israel resumes bombing of Iran?
