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>ciggies BANNED>shisha ok#MulticulturalLiving
Crack pipes
>BREAKING: Eni Aluko has been DROPPED by ITV for their coverage of the World Cup this summer
>>535502908Just like a big vape fixed to the floor, innit.
Shisha bars burn easily https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7213468/glasgow-shisha-fire-attack-linked-gangster-killing/
Any employim want to trade their job for my neet lifestyle?
>>535502908They've probably taken the back wall off
>>535502908>>ciggies BANNEDCreate a religion and say it's mandatory to smoke. Apparently this is how the rules work on religious exemptions. Whilst you're at it, include the need for an FPV drone on your person at all times. Religion innit.
>Migration added 171,000 people to the UK's population last year, just over half the level seen in 2024.>That’s down substantially from the peak of nearly a million people early in 2023 and the lowest figure - outside of the COVID pandemic - since 2012. LINE IS STILL GOING UP
>net migration is down!Who's falling for this? They used to talk about total immigration. Now it's just net.
>>535503021He's right you know.
>>535503615Become a ZedditeChant The Gun Is Good
>>535503727One direction
>>535503615I'm creating a religion where bigtory is a religious ritual. To follow the 5 pillars of chuddism you must:1. Declaration of Faith - every morning you wake up and declare you hate those different than yourself.2. Prayer - 5 times a day you must send a death threat to a marginalised group.3. Almsgiving - you must support your local racist community.4. Fasting - go one month without talking to or acknowledging the existence of women.5. Pilgrimage - you must go on a racism pilgrimage once in your life, where you travel to every continent on earth and say a slur to a native's face. Yes you must even come up with a slur for penguins.
One of the 72 virgins promised in Islam by Allah.
>>535503796>Place of birth: Lagos, NigeriaOff you fuck love.
Some days, pretty often recently, I really hate being British. I'm starting to think I'm transeuropean or something. When I watch a movie set in Sweden, Norway, France etc I feel a sense of kinship there. The sky is wider, the towns are more beautiful, the people are healthier and more stylish, the culture is more optimistic and of an overall better standard. Britain is ugly, rough, crass, crowded, bland. Disgusting island nation. Japan is an island nation but has the decency to be make life beautiful. Life is ugly here. It's disgusting and grim. If I had been born in mainland Europe my life would be so much better. I would be catching a train to Hamburg or Rennes or Warsaw on weekends, dressing stylish, cycling around. Instead I'm stuck on this disgusting shithole island.
>>535503796She was dropped because she failed to bring the halflings to Isengard.
Any growlads? What you growing? I've got several tomato plant cuttings from their grandmother plant last year that did very well for me, aswell as some cherry tomatoes and some biggun beefsteak type. Runner beans, sunchokes, strawberries, and my blueberry and honeyberries I planted last year are starting to bush up and fruit nicely now. Also started oak and horse chestnut bonsai trees, never done one before so thought i'd give it a go.
>>535503796Footy punditry should be reserved for an english man as the primary speaker and a scouser/geordie/scottish as the backup NO COMPROMISE
>>535503886>5. Pilgrimage - you must go on a racism pilgrimage once in your life, where you travel to every continent on earth and say a slur to a native's face. Yes you must even come up with a slur for penguins.This is good, I can definitely see it working, but I think this should be replaced with a pilgrimage to Charlottesville where you walk around where the Confederate statue was 88 times and make repeated prayer to David Duke, and a declaration to commit Charlottesville 2.0.You should definitely get this sent of.
>>535503021>>535503796Bloody aliens
BONED
Britain will NEVER be as nice as Japan. Life here is disgusting. People are loud, ugly, bawdy, poorly dressed, insensitive, fat. In Japan people are sensitive, quiet, polite, honorable, self-aware, reserved. This country is fucking disgusting. It's a curse to be born in Britain today. Fat slovenly retards getting drunk and driving to a retail park in an Audi. I hate this fucking country. The houses in Japan are reasonably priced, minimally furnished, reasonably spacious (unless it's central Tokyo). In Britain hoses everywhere are fucking tiny and mouldy due to the constant rain and wind. The houses are tiny because nobody gave a fuck or gives a fuck about the class of people who are expected to want no more than a little kennel to sleep in before they go back to work. There is nothing romantic, beautiful or unique about Britain, at least any more. It's a hive of scum and villainy.
>>535503796Do klingons have a team?
>>535503886Isn't that just judaism?
>>535504195
>>535504195Uk countryside way nicer than nip countryside.
>Let's>Talk>Politics
>>535504195Nip houses are shite. Have no central heating and get chock full of pests. They're also tiny.
